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A Good Friend Xmas Tree... $18.00
Bring some Christmas cheer to your tree with this festive decoration! Hang this eye-catching Good Friends Tree Decoration on your tree and brighten up your holiday season. With its jolly design and fun colours, you'll feel the holiday spirit in no time! Made in Woodend, Victoria
Christmas Vibes Tree Decoration $18.00
Transform your holiday decor with our exclusive Christmas Vibes Tree Decoration, lovingly handcrafted in the scenic Macedon Ranges. This unique piece is not just an ornament; it's a statement of festive joy and adult whimsy, designed to add an unforgettable touch to your seasonal celebrations. Each decoration is crafted with meticulous attention to detail from high-quality materials, ensuring durability and charm for years to come. Its intricate design and playful theme make it a standout addition to any Christmas tree, sparking conversations and laughter among guests. Whether displayed in a private setting or as a bold centerpiece among traditional ornaments, our Christmas Vibes Tree Decoration brings a touch of humor and sophistication to your holiday decor. Embrace the spirit of the season with this special piece that captures the essence of Christmas merriment, handcrafted with care and creativity in the heart of Macedon Ranges.
Crackin Christmas Xmas Tree Decoration $18.00
Celebrate the special bond of friendship with our handcrafted Christmas tree ornament, "Crackin Christmas," proudly made in Woodend, Macedon Ranges. This delightful piece goes beyond mere decoration—it's a heartfelt expression of camaraderie and shared laughter during the holiday season. Each ornament is meticulously crafted with meticulous attention to detail, using high-quality materials that ensure both durability and charm. Its playful design features a humorous sentiment that captures the warmth and closeness of true friendship. Whether it adorns your own tree or is given as a thoughtful gift, our "Crackin Christmas" ornament embodies the spirit of joy and camaraderie. Embrace the essence of handmade craftsmanship from Woodend, Macedon Ranges, and celebrate the bonds that make the holidays even more meaningful.
D and B Christmas Xmas... $18.00
Bring some Christmas cheer to your tree with this festive decoration! Hang this eye-catching Santas Helper Tree Decoration on your tree and brighten up your holiday season. With its jolly design and fun colours, you'll feel the holiday spirit in no time! Made in Woodend, Victoria
D and B Christmas Xmas... $18.00
Bring some Christmas cheer to your tree with this festive decoration! Hang this eye-catching Good Friends Tree Decoration on your tree and brighten up your holiday season. With its jolly design and fun colours, you'll feel the holiday spirit in no time! Made in Woodend, Victoria
Dick and Balls Christmas Xmas... $18.00
Bring some Christmas cheer to your tree with this festive decoration! Hang this eye-catching Dick & Balls Tree Decoration on your tree and brighten up your holiday season. With its jolly design and fun colours, you'll feel the holiday spirit in no time!
F$%^ Fu%^ Xmas Decoration $18.00
Bring some Christmas cheer to your tree with this festive decoration! Hang this eye-catching  Tree Decoration on your tree and brighten up your holiday season. With its jolly design and fun colours, you'll feel the holiday spirit in no time! Made in Woodend, Victoria
F$%^ Fu%^ Xmas Tree Decoration $18.00
Bring some Christmas cheer to your tree with this festive decoration! Hang this eye-catching Tree Decoration on your tree and brighten up your holiday season. With its jolly design and fun colours, you'll feel the holiday spirit in no time! Made in Woodend, Victoria Transform your tree into a bold and bright holiday statement with this eye-catching decoration! It's the perfect way to take risks and make a statement this Christmas season!  
Fes - Tiv - I... $14.00
Introducing the Fes-Tiv-I-Tities Ornament Deck your halls with a dash of cheeky charm courtesy of our Fes-Tiv-I-Tities Xmas tree ornament, lovingly handcrafted right here in Woodend, Victoria. This saucy little decoration isn't just for show—it's for those who appreciate a festive twist with a wink and a nod. Crafted from the finest timber, each Fes-Tiv-I-Tities ornament is as unique as the spirit of Christmas itself, complete with a tastefully naughty silhouette that adds a touch of adult humor to your holiday decor. Perfect for those who like their festivities with a side of laughter and a sprinkle of spice. Whether you're gifting it to a friend or proudly displaying it on your tree, our Fes-Tiv-I-Tities ornament is sure to spark conversations and laughter, making every holiday gathering a bit merrier and a whole lot more memorable. Embrace the festive spirit in all its playful glory—because who says Christmas can't be a little risqué? Get ready to raise eyebrows and spread cheer with the Fes-Tiv-I-Tities ornament, where tradition meets a twist that's strictly for adults only. Size: 7cm Diameter
Friends are like Good Undies... $18.00
Celebrate the unique bond of friendship with our handcrafted Christmas tree ornament, "Friends Are Like Undies," proudly made in Woodend, Macedon Ranges. This whimsical piece is more than just a decoration—it's a heartfelt expression of camaraderie and shared laughter during the holiday season. Each ornament is meticulously crafted with care and attention to detail, using quality materials that ensure durability and charm. Its playful design features a humorous sentiment that resonates with the warmth and closeness of true friendship. Whether hung on your own tree or given as a thoughtful gift, our "Friends Are Like Undies" ornament embodies the spirit of joy and camaraderie. Embrace the spirit of handmade craftsmanship from Woodend, Macedon Ranges, and celebrate the bonds that make the holidays even more special. (Good undies not included, unfortunately.)
Friendship Jeans Xmas Tree Decoration $18.00
Enhance your holiday décor with our exclusive Friendship Jeans Tree Decoration, meticulously crafted in the picturesque Macedon Ranges. This distinctive piece isn't just an ornament—it's a joyful expression of festive spirit and adult humor, adding a memorable touch to your seasonal festivities. Each decoration is lovingly handmade with careful attention to detail and premium materials, ensuring both durability and aesthetic appeal. Its intricate design and playful theme make it a standout addition, guaranteed to bring smiles and laughter to your holiday gatherings. Whether it graces your own tree or serves as a unique gift, our Friendship Jeans Tree Decoration embodies the essence of seasonal merriment. Embrace its charm and sophistication, crafted with pride and creativity in the heart of Macedon Ranges, for a Christmas filled with joy and laughter. Made in Woodend, Victoria
Insert pecker here Christmas Xmas... $18.00
Bring some Christmas cheer to your tree with this festive decoration! Transform your holiday decor with our Adults Only Christmas Tree Decoration, handcrafted from premium timber in the Macedon Ranges. This unique ornament brings a touch of whimsy and cheekiness to your festive celebrations. Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, each decoration is shaped to add a playful twist to your tree. Whether hung in a private setting or as a bold statement piece among traditional ornaments, it's designed to bring smiles and laughter to all who see it. With its jolly design and fun colours, you'll feel the holiday spirit in no time! Supply your own Pecker - Xtra Large (Man Size) Ornament Size:9.5cm (L) x 7cm (W) Comes with a ribbon ready to hand from your tree
Jingle Balls Xmas Tree Decoration $18.00
Introduce a touch of festive whimsy to your holiday display with our handcrafted Jingle Balls Decoration, proudly crafted in the picturesque Macedon Ranges. This unique ornament isn't just for trimming the tree—it's a playful nod to adult humor that brings joy and charm to any setting. Carefully made with meticulous attention to detail and using premium materials, each piece ensures both durability and aesthetic appeal. Its intricate design and lighthearted theme make it a standout addition, guaranteed to spark smiles and laughter among family and friends. Whether placed on your tree at home or used as a conversation starter at seasonal gatherings, our Jingle Balls Tree Decoration is a delightful way to celebrate the spirit of the holidays. Embrace the festive cheer and sophistication it brings, crafted with passion and creativity right here in the heart of Macedon Ranges.
Merry F$%^ing Christmas Xmas Tree... $18.00
Bring some Christmas cheer to your tree with this festive decoration! Hang this eye-catchingMerry F$%^ing Christmas Decoration on your tree and brighten up your holiday season. With its jolly design and fun colours, you'll feel the holiday spirit in no time!
Naughty List Xmas Tree Decoration $15.00
Why be nice when you can be naughty—and have a blast doing it? Introducing our laser-cut "Top of the Naughty List and Loving It" decoration! Made from premium plywood, this cheeky ornament is handcrafted to perfection, celebrating the rebels of the holiday season. Created with a twinkle in the eye in Woodend, Victoria, by a family-run local business, this sassy decoration is the product of artisan skills and a mischievous spirit. Each piece is meticulously laser-cut, ensuring every detail is sharp enough to make Santa do a double-take. Featuring rustic string ties, it’s ready to hang wherever you want to flaunt your naughty status—on the Christmas tree, your front door, or even in the office to keep your colleagues on their toes.  Handcrafted with a whole lot of love and a sprinkle of cheekiness, our "Top of the Naughty List and Loving It" decoration comes in a variety of bold colors. Pick your favorite to match your audacious attitude! This holiday season, own your spot at the top of the naughty list with pride. After all, where’s the fun in playing by the rules? Size: 7cm x 9cm
On the Toilet Christmas Tree... $18.00
Transform your holiday decor with our exclusive Merry Christmas from the Toilet Decoration, meticulously crafted in the serene Macedon Ranges. This unique piece goes beyond traditional ornaments—it's a playful celebration of festive spirit and adult humor, guaranteed to leave a lasting impression on your seasonal celebrations. Each decoration is lovingly handmade with meticulous attention to detail and premium materials, ensuring both durability and aesthetic appeal. Its intricate design and lighthearted theme make it a standout addition, destined to elicit smiles and laughter from all who see it. Whether adorning your own tree or gifted to bring laughter, our Merry Christmas from the Toilet Decoration embodies the essence of holiday cheer. Embrace its charm and creativity, proudly crafted in the heart of Macedon Ranges, for a Christmas season filled with joy and merriment.
One Jolly C... Xmas Tree... $18.00
Bring some Christmas cheer to your tree with this festive decoration! Hang this eye-catching One Jolly Cu%^ Tree Decoration on your tree and brighten up your holiday season. With its jolly design and fun colours, you'll feel the holiday spirit in no time!
Santa Balls Christmas Xmas Tree... $18.00
Bring some Christmas cheer to your tree with this festive decoration! Hang this eye-catching Santas Hat and Sack Tree Decoration on your tree and brighten up your holiday season. With its jolly design and fun colours, you'll feel the holiday spirit in no time! Made in Woodend, Victoria  
The Last F**k: Hanging by... $18.00
The Last F**k: Hanging by a String Running low on patience this holiday season? Let’s be honest—sometimes all you’ve got left is that one last F**k, and now you can hang it proudly on your Christmas tree! Handcrafted with high-quality plywood, laser engraved, and featuring raised acrylic letters, this cheeky decoration is made right here in Woodend, Victoria. Perfect for those who appreciate a little humor with their holiday cheer, it’s the ultimate reminder that you’re giving it your all… literally. Support local, embrace the sass, and let the last F**k dangle where it belongs! Size - 7cm Diameter
The Only Package I Want... $14.00
The Only Package I Want Is You: Unwrap the Fun! When it comes to gifts, there’s only one package that really matters! Our "The Only Package I Want Is You" ornament brings the perfect blend of naughty and nice to your Christmas tree. Handcrafted from high-quality plywood and laser-engraved for that extra touch of detail, this playful decoration says what’s really on your mind this holiday season. Made with love in Woodend, Victoria, it’s the perfect way to support a family-owned local business while keeping the festivities fun and flirty.  Size: 7cm Diameter
Vibrators & the Naughty List:... $14.00
Vibrators & the Naughty List: Buzzin' with Holiday Cheer Who says being on the naughty list is a bad thing? Our "Vibrators & the Naughty List" ornament is here to bring some buzz to your holiday season! Handcrafted from high-quality plywood and laser-engraved with precision, this cheeky decoration is for those who know how to keep things fun—even when Santa’s not looking. Made in Woodend, Victoria, it’s a playful nod to your wild side and the perfect way to support a family-owned local business. Because this year, the naughty list is where the fun really begins!  Size: 7cm Diameter
You’re a Salty B**ch: Own... $14.00
You’re a Salty B**ch: Own It! This holiday season, embrace your inner sass with our "You’re a Salty B**ch" ornament! Handcrafted from high-quality plywood and laser-engraved for that extra sharp edge, this cheeky decoration is perfect for the one who’s a little spicy and a lot of fun. Made right here in Woodend, Victoria, it’s a bold way to spice up your Christmas tree and keep things delightfully salty. Support a family-owned local business and let everyone know who’s bringing the flavor to the festivities! Size: 7cm Diameter

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