Wooden Serving Boards

Charcuterie - Noun - A French term for the art of arranging fruits, cheeses, cured meats and other fancy Shit.. Impress your guests with this laser-engraved charcuterie board, featuring a beautifully intricate pattern, handcrafted by the creative wizards at Unicorn Fart Productions in the Macedon Ranges. This board isn’t just a serving tray—it’s an eye-catching centerpiece for your snacks! Charcuterie (the art of arranging cured meats, cheeses, fruits, and more) deserves a stylish backdrop, and this board delivers. The elegant pattern adds a touch of sophistication to your spread, making every cheese wheel and cracker stack look effortlessly gourmet. Crafted from premium timber and fitted with a handy serving handle, this board is as functional as it is beautiful. Its smooth surface offers plenty of room for all your charcuterie delights, while the engraved design adds that extra wow factor to your presentation. Whether it’s a gift or a treat for yourself, this engraved charcuterie board is perfect for entertaining or making everyday snacks feel extra special. Turn your nibbles into a masterpiece with this one-of-a-kind creation from Unicorn Fart Productions! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

Get ready to impress your guests with this laser-engraved charcuterie board, featuring a stunning tree design etched with precision by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions in the heart of the Macedon Ranges. Not just any serving board, this beauty combines rustic charm with a dash of modern flair! Charcuterie (that’s fancy talk for an epic spread of cured meats, cheeses, fruits, and snacks) has never looked better. With the engraved tree symbolising nature’s bounty, this board is a perfect backdrop for your culinary creations. The intricate tree design captures the elegance of the outdoors, making it a delightful addition to any table setting. Crafted from high-quality timber and fitted with a handy serving handle, this board isn’t just about looks—it’s also super functional. Whether you’re entertaining friends or indulging in a cozy night of snacks, the board provides ample space to lay out your charcuterie masterpieces. So go ahead, let this tree-engraved board be the star of your next gathering! Perfect as a gift or a treat for yourself, it’s the ultimate combination of beauty, practicality, and a little bit of Unicorn Fart magic. Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

Bring a bit of the countryside to your kitchen with this handcrafted wooden serving board, engraved with an adorable Highland cow surrounded by flowers. Made in the Macedon Ranges by the fun-loving team at Unicorn Fart Productions, this board is not just a serving essential but a piece of rustic art. The Highland cow, with its signature shaggy hair and gentle eyes, adds a charming touch that will make every snack or cheese platter even more enjoyable. With a sturdy handle and plenty of space to serve up your best treats, this board combines practicality with a whimsical country vibe. It’s perfect for hosting guests or as a gift for the Highland cow lover in your life. Locally made and expertly crafted, this serving board will be your trusty kitchen companion, always ready to bring a little farmyard fun to the table. Whether you're slicing up bread or dishing out charcuterie, this Highland cow will be there, quietly judging your snack choices with love! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

Introducing the Friendship & Sarcasm Serving board – the perfect blend of cheeky charm and rustic craftsmanship, handcrafted by the irreverent artisans at Unicorn Fart Productions in the Macedon Ranges. This one-of-a-kind piece is designed for those who know that the best friendships are built on three essential pillars: alcohol, inappropriateness, and a sharp sense of sarcasm. Made from a durable timber, this board features a laser-engraved message that celebrates your favourite people and their questionable life choices. Whether you're slicing up a charcuterie spread for a boozy night in or simply using it as a display piece to make your kitchen feel more rebellious, this board is guaranteed to be a showstopper. It’s sturdy enough for all your culinary creations yet humorous enough to make you smile every time you reach for it. With its quirky charm and humorous engraving, the Friendship & Sarcasm serving board adds a dash of personality to any space. It’s a perfect gift for that friend who keeps you grounded with their brutal honesty – or maybe it’s a cheeky treat for yourself, because let’s face it, no one understands sarcasm quite like you do. Use it as a serving platter for wine and cheese nights that inevitably turn into long discussions about life, love, and regrettable decisions. Or let it be the centre piece of your next gathering, as you bond over the hilariously true statement that’s proudly engraved on its surface.  Care is simple: just like your most sarcastic friends, this board needs a little TLC to stay in top form. Wipe it down after use, avoid soaking it, and it’ll last you as long as your friendships do—forever, with just the right amount of inappropriate humour to keep things interesting. Unique, irreverent, and handcrafted with love, the Friendship & Sarcasm board is more than just a kitchen accessory – it’s a celebration of the friends who keep life deliciously unpredictable! Dimensions: 52cm(L) x 17cm (W) x 1.9cm(D) Made in Woodend, Victoria