Looking to add a little extra sparkle to your Christmas tree this year? Look no further! Our Multi-Layer Glitter-Filled Alphabet Snowdome Christmas Decorations are here to make your holiday season truly magical. Crafted right in the heart of Woodend, Victoria by the talented and quirky team at Unicorn Fart Productions, these ornaments are bursting with festive cheer and glittery goodness! Each letter of the alphabet is brought to life inside its very own miniature snow dome, complete with layers of swirling, shimmering glitter that catch the light and twinkle just like the stars on a crisp winter’s night. Whether you're spelling out a name, a holiday greeting, or just love the sparkle, these ornaments are the perfect way to personalise your tree or gift someone something truly special. Why You’ll Love It: Handcrafted Magic: Designed and made by a local, family-owned business, each snowdome is a labor of love. No mass production here – just quality craftsmanship and creativity! Sustainable & Stylish: Made from sustainable laser ply and acrylic, these ornaments not only look great but are environmentally friendly too. Because decking the halls shouldn't mean decking the planet! Unique & One-of-a-Kind: Every letter, every decoration, and every sparkle is completely unique. No two are exactly alike, so you know you’re getting something truly special for your tree (or your neighbor’s tree, if you’re feeling generous). Glitter-Filled Joy: Each snow dome is a multi-layer masterpiece, filled with glitter that dances around like a mini snowstorm whenever it catches the light. It’s like having your own little Christmas snow globe – but way more sparkly! Fun for All Ages: Whether you’re 5 or 95, these snow dome decorations will bring a smile to your face. They’re perfect for kids, adults, and everyone in between who loves a bit of festive fun. Spell It Out: With a full alphabet to choose from, you can spell out your family’s name, a holiday greeting, or even just keep it simple with your favorite letters. However you use them, they’ll add a touch of personalized flair to your holiday decor. Size L-W-D: 10cm x 7 cm x 1.2cm

Are you ready to decorate like it’s 1989 and shake it off in style? Our Swiftmas Spectacular tree ornament is here to make your Christmas tree the champagne problem of your holiday season—glittering, glamorous, and just a little bit mischievous! Crafted with as much care as a love story straight out of Fearless, this ornament is the perfect mix of sparkle and Red-hot holiday cheer. It shines so bright that it could leave you dancing in a storm in your best dress—or at least under the twinkling lights of your tree. Every detail is so gorgeous that even your holiday guests will be saying, "I wish you would!" as they try to snag it for their own tree. And don’t worry, if anyone asks where you got it, you can just smile and say, "We are never, ever, ever telling you!" So, what are you waiting for? Add a touch of Wonderland to your holiday decor with the Swiftmas Spectacular tree ornament. Because when it comes to your Christmas tree, it should be as enchanting as you belong with me! Size: 7cm diameter

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Looking for a way to keep dirt and mud out of your home? Introducing the Custom Door Mat! This fun and festive mat is made of natural coir and has a vinyl base to keep it firmly in place. It's the perfect way to keep your shoes clean while also adding a touch of personality to your entranceway. Plus, you can choose from a variety of messages or even add your own custom message and logo to make it your own. So don't wait any longer. Add the Custom Door Mat to your cart today! Once you have made your selections, we will send you an email to get further information like logos, photos and additional requests. Door Mat Size : 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir  Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

These delightful, one-of-a-kind Christmas ornaments are handmade with love and care in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions, a small, family-run business dedicated to creating whimsical holiday decorations. Each ornament is meticulously crafted from wood, and designed in the shape of a letter from the alphabet, making them both unique and personal. The letters are adorned with intricate, holiday-themed details that bring the festive spirit to life, featuring symbols such as reindeer, Santa Claus, Christmas trees, candy canes, snowmen, and more. What sets these ornaments apart is not only their charming design but the craftsmanship that goes into each piece. Made from high-quality, durable materials, these wooden ornaments are painted in vibrant holiday colors like red, green, and blue, with special touches like mini knit hats, colorful beads, and finely carved cut-outs. Whether you're spelling out a name, a holiday message, or simply choosing your favorite letters, these ornaments add a touch of fun and personality to any Christmas tree. Handmade by a passionate local team, these ornaments are not mass-produced, making each one truly special. Unicorn Fart Productions takes pride in their attention to detail, ensuring that every ornament reflects the joy and warmth of the holiday season. Perfect for gifting or as a festive treat for yourself, these unique ornaments bring a sense of magic and cheer to your home, combining artistry, tradition, and the spirit of Christmas in every letter. Size Ranges from 11cm - 14cm tall

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humour to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Slotted Wall 3D Printed Planter – Crafted in Woodend  Add a touch of modern greenery to your home or office with our 3D printed Slotted Wall Planter, designed and made right here in Woodend, Victoria. Every piece is made to order, giving you the perfect mix of quality, care, and a finish as unique as your favourite plants. Featuring a sleek matte texture and a charming slotted flower pattern, this planter is as stylish as it is practical. Its wall-mounted design saves space while bringing natural beauty to any room. A matching drip tray keeps surfaces neat, and the lightweight yet durable build makes it perfect for succulents, herbs, or other leafy loves. Product Features Includes matching water drip tray Premium matte finish Wall-mounted design Available in Dark Green, Desert Tan, Charcoal, and Grass Green Slotted & floral pattern to suit any décor Made to order in Woodend, VIC with sustainable 3D printing Lightweight yet durable construction Size Diameter: 80mm Height: 95mm For plant lovers who adore local craftsmanship and custom-made design, this wall planter is more than functional—it’s a statement piece. Kindly note: Colours may vary slightly due to lighting and camera angles.

Bring a touch of modern design to your home or office with our 3D printed Ribbed Planter, locally crafted in Woodend, Victoria. Each piece is made to order, ensuring quality, care and a personalised finish every time. Featuring a sleek matte texture and stylish ribbed design, this planter pairs contemporary aesthetics with practical function. The included water drip tray helps keep surfaces clean and tidy, while the durable, lightweight construction makes it perfect for indoor plants, succulents or herbs. Product Features: Includes matching water drip tray Matte finish for a premium look and feel Available in matte finish, Dark Green, Desert Tan, Charcoal and Grass Green Modern ribbed design to suit any décor Made to order in Woodend, Victoria using sustainable 3D printing technology Lightweight yet durable construction Size: Diameter: 115mm Height: 110mm Perfect for plant lovers who appreciate local craftsmanship and custom-made pieces, this planter isn’t just functional it’s a statement. Kindly note: Colours in product images may vary slightly due to lighting and camera angles.

Let’s get one thing straight – the cat runs this house! Our “Cats Welcome, People Tolerated” doormat is the perfect way to set the record straight right from the doorstep. For cat lovers who know who’s really in charge, this cheeky mat offers a warm welcome to your furry friends and a humorous heads-up for everyone else. Handcrafted with love by Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this doormat is made to order to ensure a unique, high-quality piece that will have your guests chuckling before they even step inside. ✨ Product Highlights: Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions Hilarious and relatable design for cat enthusiasts Made to order for personalised charm and durability Built to withstand heavy foot (or paw) traffic, because let’s face it – cats rule, and people just visit! Show the world where your loyalty truly lies – with your feline overlords, of course. Grab your Cats Welcome, People Tolerated doormat today and make your entryway a meow-worthy masterpiece! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected  

Grooved 3D Printed Planter – Made in Woodend  Bring a pop of modern design to your home or office with our 3D printed Grooved Planter, crafted right here in Woodend, Victoria. Each piece is made to order, ensuring quality, care and a personalised finish that’s as unique as your plant babies. With its sleek matte texture and stylish grooved pattern, this planter balances contemporary looks with everyday practicality. A matching drip tray keeps your surfaces sparkling clean, while the lightweight yet durable build makes it ideal for everything from succulents to herbs. Product Features Includes matching water drip tray Premium matte finish Available in Dark Green, Desert Tan, Charcoal, and Grass Green Modern grooved design to suit any décor Made to order in Woodend, VIC with sustainable 3D printing Lightweight yet durable construction Size Diameter: 150mm Height: 100mm Perfect for plant lovers who value local craftsmanship and custom-made charm, this planter isn’t just practical—it’s a statement piece. Kindly note: Colours may vary slightly due to lighting and camera angles.

Oh Christmas Tree… Cat Pouncing Ornament Add a touch of feline mischief to your holiday decor with our "Oh Christmas Tree… Cat Pouncing" ornament, meticulously handcrafted and hand-painted in Woodend, Victoria. This timber treasure perfectly captures that oh-so-familiar moment when your curious kitty decides the Christmas tree is their new playground. Crafted with love and a wink from a local, family-owned small business, this ornament is a must-have for cat lovers and anyone who’s ever witnessed the chaos of a Christmas tree under siege. Each piece is unique, with hand-painted details that bring your favorite feline antics to life—just as adorable as it is relatable. Support local artisans while celebrating the lighter side of the holiday season. Whether you’re gifting it to a fellow cat enthusiast or hanging it on your own tree, the "Oh Christmas Tree… Cat Pouncing" ornament is sure to be a purr-fect conversation starter and a merry reminder that, in your house, the cat’s in charge. Because nothing says Christmas like a tree—and a cat that can't resist it! Size: 7cm Diameter

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Welcome Please leave by 9 Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for adding a touch of humor to your home. Made from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. Not only is this doormat functional, but it also adds personality to your home. Handmade in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, it adds an extra touch of charm to your doorstep. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material: Front - Coir, Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Snap & Wrap Cable Tidy – 3D Printed Cord Organiser  Because tangled cords are so last season. Say goodbye to the cable spaghetti in your bag, drawer, or life. Our Snap & Wrap Cable Tidy is your new plug-and-play bestie—here to keep your cords coiled, your tech tidy, and your sanity intact. Lovingly 3D printed in Woodend, VIC (yep, right here in magical Unicorn Fart HQ), this chunky little donut of delight snaps together around your cable ends, so they’re always snug, secure, and ready to roll. Whether you're a digital nomad or just tired of the cable chaos in your kitchen drawer, this organiser is small in size but big on function. Features That’ll Make You Say “Why Didn’t I Have This Sooner?” Snaps securely around your USB or charging cables Tidy wind-up design—just twist to retract! Two internal posts keep cables neatly coiled Funky tyre-tread grip with a smooth matte finish Made to order using sustainable 3D printing in Woodend, VIC Available in bold colours like Blue and Magenta(because life’s too short for boring tech) Pocket-sized, lightweight, and durable, like a techy treasure Size Stats: Diameter: 60mm Height: 25mm Fits most standard USB-A, USB-C, micro USB, and Lightning cables Perfect for students, office heroes, travellers, and that friend who always says, “Where’s my charger?” Give your cords a cosy home and your backpack a break. P.S. Colours may vary slightly depending on lighting, magic dust, and whether your cable tidy has just come back from a unicorn rave. 🦄⚡

Introducing our Handmade Wooden Dog Feeder Reminder Magnets – the perfect blend of functionality and rustic charm, crafted with love in the scenic Macedon Ranges. These magnets are designed to not only elevate your pet care routine but also add a touch of handmade beauty to your home. Each magnet is lovingly handmade using high-quality wood sourced from the Macedon Ranges, ensuring durability and a natural aesthetic that seamlessly integrates into any space. The charming design features laser-engraved reminders to feed your furry friend, adding a personalized touch to your daily routine. These dog feeder reminder magnets serve as both a practical tool and a delightful piece of decor. The engraved details are clear and legible, making it easy to keep track of your pet's feeding schedule. The magnets securely adhere to your fridge or any magnetic surface, creating a convenient and eye-catching reminder that blends seamlessly into your home environment. Whether you're a seasoned pet owner or welcoming a new furry friend into your home, our Handmade Wooden Dog Feeder Reminder Magnets make for a thoughtful and functional addition to your pet care arsenal. Showcase your love for your canine companion and the beauty of Macedon Ranges craftsmanship with these unique and handmade magnets. Upgrade your pet care routine with a touch of artisanal elegance. Grab yours and make every mealtime a memorable and organized experience for you and your beloved dog! Size -  95mm x 45mm x 10mm

Introducing the Wooden Cheese / Wine Board Pair, the perfect addition to your next party or holiday gathering. This handcrafted acacia wood serving board is perfect for serving up cheese, wine, or appetizers. Hello is it Brie you're looking for? So add the Small Wooden Cheese / Wine Board Pair to your holiday shopping list and make your next party or gathering a memorable one. Dimensions/Size: 21cm (L) x 12cm (W) x 1.4cm (D)

Ho-ho-hold on to your stockings—Unicorn Fart Productions is back with a DIY Santa Claus Ornament that’s ready to sleigh your Christmas crafting game!  This jolly ol’ Santa is laser-cut and engraved with love in Woodend, Victoria, just waiting for your little artists to bring him to life. Perfect for kids (and kids at heart), this ornament is more than just a decoration; it’s a canvas for creativity! The kit comes with all the paints and brushes needed to give Santa his iconic red suit—or maybe a funky new look! Whether you go classic or crazy, the end result will be a festive masterpiece that’ll jingle all the way to the top of your tree. Gather the family around for a fun-filled activity that’s sure to become a new holiday tradition. This DIY Santa Claus Ornament is the perfect way to make memories and add a personal touch to your Christmas décor. Get ready to deck the halls with Santa style, brought to you by Unicorn Fart Productions—where every craft is sprinkled with a little bit of magic and a whole lot of fun!

Stick Figure Holding Others Back Ornament Capture the holiday hustle with a smile using our "Stick Figure Holding Others Back" ornament, expertly handcrafted and hand-painted in Woodend, Victoria. This playful timber ornament tells the tale of that one relative who just *has* to control the chaos—or at least try! Perfectly imperfect, each stick figure is brought to life by our small family-owned business, ensuring that every ornament is as unique as your holiday memories. With its charmingly simple design, this piece serves as a humorous nod to the joys (and struggles) of getting everyone on the same page during the festive season. Whether it’s meant for the overzealous organiser in your life or as a cheeky addition to your own tree, this ornament is sure to spark laughter and a few knowing nods. Support local artisans while adding a dash of humor to your holiday decor—because nothing says Christmas quite like a good-natured attempt to keep things under control. Bring a bit of lighthearted fun to your festivities with our "Stick Figure Holding Others Back" ornament—proof that sometimes, it's the little things (and people) that make the holidays truly memorable! Size: 7cm Diameter

Look silly with your head Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material: Front - Coir, Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humour to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This fun and quirky mat is perfect for those who want to add a little humour to their home. Made from natural coir, this mat is both durable and easy to clean, making it perfect for those who want to keep their floors clean. The PVC base ensures that your shoes stay clean and mud-free, while the funny and humorous design will put a smile on your face every time you enter your home. So why not add a little personality to your home with a great doormat? Plus, it's made by a child in the Macedon Ranges, so it's sure to put a smile on your face every time you see it. So why wait? Order your Custom Door Mat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir  Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

  Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – because your fridge deserves a touch of wit and humour! Crafted with care and a dash of sass, these magnets add a unique and cheeky flair to your kitchen decor. Each magnet is meticulously handcrafted from wood, ensuring durability and a rustic charm that stands out. The sarcastic quotes and witty phrases are laser-engraved onto the wood, creating a lasting impression that's sure to spark laughter and conversation. These magnets are not just functional but also a stylish way to express your sense of humour. Whether you're holding up a grocery list or displaying your favourite takeout menu, these sarcastic magnets will bring a smile to your face every time you open the fridge. Upgrade your kitchen game with a dose of sarcasm and a touch of craftsmanship. These magnets also make for a fantastic and humorous gift for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh. Spice up your fridge decor and make a statement with our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – where wit meets woodworking! Get ready to turn your fridge into the coolest and most sarcastic spot in the house. Grab your set now and let the laughter magnetically stick around! Made in the Macedon Ranges Size: 55mm x 80mm x 3mm

Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – because your fridge deserves a touch of wit and humour! Crafted with care and a dash of sass, these magnets add a unique and cheeky flair to your kitchen decor. Each magnet is meticulously handcrafted from wood, ensuring durability and a rustic charm that stands out. The sarcastic quotes and witty phrases are laser-engraved onto the wood, creating a lasting impression that's sure to spark laughter and conversation. These magnets are not just functional but also a stylish way to express your sense of humour. Whether you're holding up a grocery list or displaying your favourite takeout menu, these sarcastic magnets will bring a smile to your face every time you open the fridge. Upgrade your kitchen game with a dose of sarcasm and a touch of craftsmanship. These magnets also make for a fantastic and humorous gift for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh. Spice up your fridge decor and make a statement with our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – where wit meets woodworking! Get ready to turn your fridge into the coolest and most sarcastic spot in the house. Grab your set now and let the laughter magnetically stick around! Made in the Macedon Ranges Size: 55mm x 80mm x 3mm

Sassy Plant Markers – “High Maintenance” & “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” For plants with attitude (and plant parents who get the joke). Some plants are drama queens, some are survivors, and some are… well, both. Enter our Sassy Plant Markers, the ultimate tongue-in-cheek accessories for your pots and planters. With bold phrases like “High Maintenance” and “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later”, these little signs do all the talking so your plants don’t have to. Made to order in Woodend, VIC with sustainable 3D printing, each marker is lightweight, durable, and weather-resistant—perfect for indoor jungles, windowsill herb gardens, or gifting to that one friend who kills every plant they touch. Why You’ll Love Them: Snarky engraved phrases: “High Maintenance” + “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” 3D printed to order with eco-friendly materials Crisp finish with bold black lettering Lightweight, sturdy & reusable Works in soil, pots, planters, or even as quirky gift toppers  Proudly made in Woodend, VIC  Size Stats: Height (including stake): 100 - 110mm Sign Width: 65 - 90mm Sign Height: 30 - 40mm Whether you’re a proud plant parent or a serial plant killer, these markers keep your green buddies looking good—even if their leaves are saying otherwise.  P.S. They won’t water your plants, but they will make you laugh when you forget to.

Punny Plant Markers  Because your plants deserve punchlines too. Turn your pots into a comedy stage with our Punny Plant Marker, he ultimate way to show off your green babies and your sense of humour. Featuring quips like “Lookin’ Sharp!”, “I’m On Point!”, “Can’t Touch This!” and “Stick With Me!”, these little signs are perfect for cacti, succulents, or any spiky sidekick that loves a laugh. Made to order in Woodend, VIC using sustainable 3D printing, each marker is lightweight, durable, and finished in crisp colours that pop against your plants. Funny, functional, and fabulous, it’s plant parenting with personality.  Why You’ll Love Them: Choose 1 or 4 pun-tastic plant markers Engraved slogans: “Lookin’ Sharp!”, “I’m On Point!”, “Can’t Touch This!”, “Stick With Me!” 3D printed to order in Woodend, VIC with eco-friendly materials Durable, reusable & weather resistant White stakes with bold blue lettering for maximum pop Perfect for gifts, plant swaps, or just treating yourself  Size Stats: Total Height: 110mm Sign Width: 80mm Sign Height: 20mm Pop them in your pots and let your plants crack the jokes for once.  P.S. They won’t water your plants for you, but they will distract from that one cactus you’ve definitely forgotten about. 🦄

"Please Don’t Let the Cat Out" Hanging Sign – Because Cats Have Plans! You know it, we know it—your cat is a mastermind. The second that door creaks open, they’re plotting their great escape. This adorable (and mildly desperate) sign is here to remind guests, delivery drivers, and distracted humans not to become unwilling accomplices in your feline’s jailbreak. Laser-cut from quality acrylic right here in Woodend, Victoria by our mischief-loving, family-run team at Unicorn Fart Productions, this sign is made with love, laughs, and a little bit of cat-titude. It even includes a handy hanger on the back, so you can easily display it near the door where those little escape artists lurk. Perfect for cat parents, housewarming gifts, or just anyone who has ever had to chase a cat down the street in their pajamas.  Proudly handcrafted in Australia, where the only thing sneakier than a cat… is a cat with a plan. 

Some serving boards are just practical. This one comes with a built-in eviction notice. Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this laser-engraved serving board is the perfect blend of style, function, and just the right amount of sass. Designed for hosts who know how to keep a good party going—but also know when it’s time for guests to leave—this board is a hilarious addition to any kitchen or entertaining space. Laser Engraved Design – Features the cheeky phrase “If You Can Read This, The Snacks Are Gone. It’s Time to Go Home”, because nothing says “party’s over” like an empty charcuterie board. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – A locally crafted piece that adds personality to any gathering. Perfect for Entertaining – Ideal for serving everything from cheese and crackers to desserts, all while letting guests know when the good stuff is officially gone. Rustic and Functional – A sturdy handle with a hole for easy hanging, making it as practical as it is funny. High-Quality Timber – Durable, stylish, and designed to last through many snack-fueled gatherings. This board makes a fantastic gift for foodies, entertainers, or anyone with a great sense of humour. Whether for a housewarming, birthday, or just a fun addition to your kitchen, this board is guaranteed to get laughs—until the snacks run out. Dimensions/Size: 39cm (H) x 19.5cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

Celebrate fresh, local eggs with this 25cm diameter handcrafted sign, designed to bring rustic charm and a touch of humour to any farm gate, backyard coop, or country home. Proudly made by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this sign is perfect for those who take pride in their feathered workforce and the freshest eggs in town. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed and crafted with care, ensuring a high-quality, locally made piece. 25cm Diameter – A great size that makes an impact while fitting seamlessly into various spaces. Durable Painted Finish – Ensures a smooth, long-lasting, and easy-to-maintain surface. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang for quick and effortless installation. Charming and Playful Design – Features the phrase "Support Your Local Egg Dealer" in bold lettering, accompanied by whimsical chicken illustrations for a fun, eye-catching touch. Perfect for Small-Scale Farmers and Egg Enthusiasts – Ideal for displaying at farm gates, chicken coops, or market stalls to show support for local, farm-fresh eggs. This sign makes a fantastic gift for backyard chicken keepers, homesteaders, or anyone who appreciates fresh, locally sourced produce. Handmade with attention to detail, it is a unique and charming addition to any rural or farm-inspired setting.

Meet the Dixie Chick Meet your new favourite kitchen companion – our charming hand-painted wooden hen magnet! Lovingly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this delightful piece is made from locally sourced timber and hand-painted with intricate details, making each hen unique. Whether you're a country-style décor lover or simply want to add a playful touch to your fridge, this little beauty is sure to bring a smile to your face. By purchasing this magnet, you're not just adding character to your home – you're supporting a local family business that puts heart and soul into every piece they create. It's the perfect gift for chicken lovers, farmhouse enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates handcrafted Australian treasures. Cluck yeah! Grab yours today and bring a little rustic charm to your space.

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected  

  Introducing our Handmade Wooden Dog Feeder Reminder Magnets – the perfect blend of functionality and rustic charm, crafted with love in the scenic Macedon Ranges. These magnets are designed to not only elevate your pet care routine but also add a touch of handmade beauty to your home. Each magnet is lovingly handmade using high-quality wood sourced from the Macedon Ranges, ensuring durability and a natural aesthetic that seamlessly integrates into any space. The charming design features laser-engraved reminders to feed your furry friend, adding a personalized touch to your daily routine. These dog feeder reminder magnets serve as both a practical tool and a delightful piece of decor. The engraved details are clear and legible, making it easy to keep track of your pet's feeding schedule. The magnets securely adhere to your fridge or any magnetic surface, creating a convenient and eye-catching reminder that blends seamlessly into your home environment. Whether you're a seasoned pet owner or welcoming a new furry friend into your home, our Handmade Wooden Dog Feeder Reminder Magnets make for a thoughtful and functional addition to your pet care arsenal. Showcase your love for your canine companion and the beauty of Macedon Ranges craftsmanship with these unique and handmade magnets. Upgrade your pet care routine with a touch of artisanal elegance. Grab yours and make every mealtime a memorable and organized experience for you and your beloved dog! Size -  95mm x 45mm x 10mm

  Introducing our Handmade Wooden Dog Feeder Reminder Magnets – the perfect blend of functionality and rustic charm, crafted with love in the scenic Macedon Ranges. These magnets are designed to not only elevate your pet care routine but also add a touch of handmade beauty to your home. Each magnet is lovingly handmade using high-quality wood sourced from the Macedon Ranges, ensuring durability and a natural aesthetic that seamlessly integrates into any space. The charming design features laser-engraved reminders to feed your furry friend, adding a personalized touch to your daily routine. These dog feeder reminder magnets serve as both a practical tool and a delightful piece of decor. The engraved details are clear and legible, making it easy to keep track of your pet's feeding schedule. The magnets securely adhere to your fridge or any magnetic surface, creating a convenient and eye-catching reminder that blends seamlessly into your home environment. Whether you're a seasoned pet owner or welcoming a new furry friend into your home, our Handmade Wooden Dog Feeder Reminder Magnets make for a thoughtful and functional addition to your pet care arsenal. Showcase your love for your canine companion and the beauty of Macedon Ranges craftsmanship with these unique and handmade magnets. Upgrade your pet care routine with a touch of artisanal elegance. Grab yours and make every mealtime a memorable and organized experience for you and your beloved dog! Size -  95mm x 45mm x 10mm

Did you ever think shopping would be the highlight of your day? Have Kids Crafted with a dash of sass and a whole lot of patience (trust us, we know the struggle!), these magnets bring some much-needed humour to your daily chaos. When life hands you impatient little versions of yourself, why not throw some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh through the madness? Each magnet is lovingly handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria, by the creative team at Unicorn Fart Productions. Made from high-quality wood and featuring laser-engraved, cheeky phrases, these durable and rustic magnets do more than just hold up your grocery lists—they add a playful twist to your kitchen decor. Whether you're negotiating snack time for the hundredth time or just trying to survive another day, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. Perfect for yourself or as a fun gift for parents (or friends) who could use a little comic relief in their daily whirlwind. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

Channel your inner chef with a side of laughter thanks to this adorable wooden serving board, handcrafted in the Macedon Ranges by the quirky creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions. Featuring an engraved image of a Cheeky Border Collie with eyes that say, "I'm watching you," this board is perfect for dog lovers and snack enthusiasts alike! The engraving reads, "Every snack you make, every meal you bake... every bite you take, I'll be watching you," making it the ultimate companion for the kitchen or when serving up treats. With its rustic charm and practical handle, this board isn’t just for decoration—it’s built for serious snack action. Whether you're prepping ingredients or serving up a spread, you’ll be reminded that someone’s always watching (and hoping for a bite). Perfect for hosting or gifting, this board brings a playful mix of humor and craftsmanship, made locally by the team at Unicorn Fart Productions. It’s more than just a serving board—it’s a faithful food friend! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

Introducing the Wooden serving board, the perfect addition to your next party or holiday gathering. This handcrafted acacia wood serving board is perfect for serving up holiday pies, sandwiches, or appetisers. If you can read this the snacks are gone and its time to go home. So add the Wooden Serving Board to your holiday shopping list and make your next party or gathering a memorable one. Dimensions/Size: 20cm (H) x 35cm (W) x 2.2cm (D)

Ever wonder who’s behind all those perfectly wrapped presents under the tree? It’s our laser-cut Elf holding a present, of course! Crafted from top-notch plywood and imbued with holiday cheer, this little helper is ready to bring a smile to your face and a dash of whimsy to your décor. Handcrafted with love in Woodend, Victoria by a devoted family-run business, each elf is a labor of love and laughter. These artisans meticulously laser-cut each decoration, ensuring our elf looks sharp (but don’t worry, he’s friendly!). With rustic string ties, this elf is ready to dangle delightfully from your Christmas tree, hang out on your wreath, or swing from your mantelpiece. Holding a perfectly wrapped gift, he’s here to remind everyone of the joys of giving—without the stress of last-minute wrapping! This season, let our gift-toting elf bring some handcrafted hilarity and heartfelt joy to your home. Because who doesn’t need a plywood elf with a present to make their holiday merry and bright? Size: 8cm Diameter