Dick & Balls Christmas Ornament

Get ready to spread some naughty cheer this festive season with our hilariously cheeky Christmas ornament!

Crafted right here in the Macedon Ranges by the fun-loving team at Unicorn Fart Productions, this unique wooden ornament is laser-cut, intricately engraved and hand painted to perfection.

Designed to hold two delicious Lindt chocolate balls or similar chocolate balls (chocolate not included), it’s the perfect conversation starter for your Christmas tree or a cheeky gift for that friend with a wicked sense of humor.

Whether you're adding a playful twist to your holiday decor or bringing laughter to your Secret Santa, this ornament is guaranteed to be a hit. Made with love, laughter, and a sprinkle of festive mischief!

Key Features:

• Locally made in the Macedon Ranges.
• Laser-cut and engraved for precision.
• 2 Layers of 3mm Laser ply
• 11cm Long, 7.5cm Ball to Ball Wide, 6mm in Height
• Hand-painted by the talented Unicorn Fart Productions team.
• Fits 2 Lindt balls (but we’ll leave the sweet treat shopping to you).
• Adds a touch of cheeky charm to any tree.

Get yours today and let the giggles begin!

Please note: The hanging strings may come in different styles and colors because, just like snowflakes, no two of our cheeky ornaments are exactly the same!

Embrace the fun and surprise of each unique design—after all, variety is the spice of Christmas!

Some of our awesome products are made to order! That means your unique piece is crafted just for you, with love and care, right here in the Macedon Ranges. So, while it might take a little longer to arrive, it’s worth the wait!

• Production time: 1–3 days.
• Shipping time: 3–7 days.
• Express shipping: 1–4 days.

All orders are shipped by Australia Post and include tracking. You will receive a tracking number once the order is fulfilled.

Local pick-up is available from Woodend, Victoria! 

You’ll get an email when your item is ready. We will also contact you to arrange a pick-up date and time that works for you.