Kitchen Utensils

"Everything tastes better when Nanny makes it." Wooden Spoon  Because someone has to make sure the food is up to standard! This laser-engraved wooden spoon is a must-have for the self-appointed quality control expert in your kitchen. Whether they’re sneaking spoonfuls of cookie dough, testing the pasta “just one more time,” or making sure the icing isn’t too sweet, this spoon makes their role official! Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is perfect for taste testers of all ages who take their job very seriously. Laser-Engraved for Maximum Authority – Now there’s no arguing when someone says, "everything tastes better when Nanny makes it" Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed by a family-run business that understands the fine art of kitchen “sampling.” High-Quality Bamboo – Durable, lightweight, and ready for all your stirring, mixing, and tasting needs. The Perfect Gift for Foodies & Sneaky Snackers – Ideal for bakers, home chefs, kids who love to “help,” and anyone who believes taste-testing is a full-time job. A Fun and Functional Addition to Any Kitchen – Because if you're going to steal bites, you might as well do it with an official spoon. Whether you're the head chef, the sous chef, or just the lucky one who gets first dibs, this spoon is your official badge of honour. Add it to your collection or gift it to the taste tester in your life!

"Your opinion is not part of the Recipe" Wooden Spoon  Because someone has to make sure the food is up to standard! This laser-engraved wooden spoon is a must-have for the self-appointed quality control expert in your kitchen. Whether they’re sneaking spoonfuls of cookie dough, testing the pasta “just one more time,” or making sure the icing isn’t too sweet, this spoon makes their role official! Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is perfect for taste testers of all ages who take their job very seriously. Laser-Engraved for Maximum Authority – Now there’s no arguing when someone says, "Your Opinion is not part of the Recipe" Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed by a family-run business that understands the fine art of kitchen “sampling.” High-Quality Beechwood – Durable, lightweight, and ready for all your stirring, mixing, and tasting needs. The Perfect Gift for Foodies & Sneaky Snackers – Ideal for bakers, home chefs, kids who love to “help,” and anyone who believes taste-testing is a full-time job. A Fun and Functional Addition to Any Kitchen – Because if you're going to steal bites, you might as well do it with an official spoon. Whether you're the head chef, the sous chef, or just the lucky one who gets first dibs, this spoon is your official badge of honour. Add it to your collection or gift it to the taste tester in your life!

"Everything tastes better when Nanny makes it " Wooden Spoon  Because someone has to make sure the food is up to standard! This laser-engraved wooden spoon is a must-have for the self-appointed quality control expert in your kitchen. Whether they’re sneaking spoonfuls of cookie dough, testing the pasta “just one more time,” or making sure the icing isn’t too sweet, this spoon makes their role official! Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is perfect for taste testers of all ages who take their job very seriously. Laser-Engraved for Maximum Authority – Now there’s no arguing when someone says, "Everything tastes better when nanny makes it" Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed by a family-run business that understands the fine art of kitchen “sampling.” High-Quality Beechwood – Durable, lightweight, and ready for all your stirring, mixing, and tasting needs. The Perfect Gift for Foodies & Sneaky Snackers – Ideal for bakers, home chefs, kids who love to “help,” and anyone who believes taste-testing is a full-time job. A Fun and Functional Addition to Any Kitchen – Because if you're going to steal bites, you might as well do it with an official spoon. Whether you're the head chef, the sous chef, or just the lucky one who gets first dibs, this spoon is your official badge of honour. Add it to your collection or gift it to the taste tester in your life!

"Grandma's Favorite Weapon" Wooden Spoon  Because someone has to make sure the food is up to standard! This laser-engraved wooden spoon is a must-have for the self-appointed quality control expert in your kitchen. Whether they’re sneaking spoonfuls of cookie dough, testing the pasta “just one more time,” or making sure the icing isn’t too sweet, this spoon makes their role official! Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is perfect for taste testers of all ages who take their job very seriously. Laser-Engraved for Maximum Authority – Now there’s no arguing when someone says, "Grandma's favorite weapon" Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed by a family-run business that understands the fine art of kitchen “sampling.” High-Quality Beechwood – Durable, lightweight, and ready for all your stirring, mixing, and tasting needs. The Perfect Gift for Foodies & Sneaky Snackers – Ideal for bakers, home chefs, kids who love to “help,” and anyone who believes taste-testing is a full-time job. A Fun and Functional Addition to Any Kitchen – Because if you're going to steal bites, you might as well do it with an official spoon. Whether you're the head chef, the sous chef, or just the lucky one who gets first dibs, this spoon is your official badge of honour. Add it to your collection or gift it to the taste tester in your life!

"Official Taste Tester’s Tool" Wooden Spoon  Because someone has to make sure the food is up to standard! This laser-engraved wooden spoon is a must-have for the self-appointed quality control expert in your kitchen. Whether they’re sneaking spoonfuls of cookie dough, testing the pasta “just one more time,” or making sure the icing isn’t too sweet, this spoon makes their role official! Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is perfect for taste testers of all ages who take their job very seriously. Laser-Engraved for Maximum Authority – Now there’s no arguing when someone says, "I need to taste it first!" Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed by a family-run business that understands the fine art of kitchen “sampling.” High-Quality Beechwood – Durable, lightweight, and ready for all your stirring, mixing, and tasting needs. The Perfect Gift for Foodies & Sneaky Snackers – Ideal for bakers, home chefs, kids who love to “help,” and anyone who believes taste-testing is a full-time job. A Fun and Functional Addition to Any Kitchen – Because if you're going to steal bites, you might as well do it with an official spoon. Whether you're the head chef, the sous chef, or just the lucky one who gets first dibs, this spoon is your official badge of honour. Add it to your collection or gift it to the taste tester in your life!

"Didn't I Feed You Yesterday?" Wooden Spoon  Because someone in the house is always acting like they’re starving... again! This laser-engraved wooden spoon is the perfect kitchen accessory for tired parents, exasperated pet owners, and anyone who swears they just served a meal five minutes ago. Featuring the hilariously relatable phrase “Didn’t I Feed You Yesterday?”, this spoon is both a cooking tool and a much-needed reality check for snack-demanders everywhere. Handmade by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is a must-have for kitchens where second breakfasts, endless snacks, and suspiciously timed hunger strikes are a daily occurrence. Laser-Engraved with Perfect Parental Sass – A gentle (but firm) reminder that the kitchen is not a 24/7 buffet. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Created by a family-run business that knows the struggle is real. High-Quality Bamboo – Lightweight, durable, and strong enough to stir up dinner (and some well-deserved guilt). Perfect Gift for Parents & Pet Owners – Whether it’s for a mum, dad, or the person responsible for feeding the world’s most dramatic eater, this spoon makes a funny yet totally practical gift. Great for Any Kitchen – Because everyone knows at least one person who always seems to be hungry. Whether you're serving up a meal or just reminding your household that they do, in fact, eat daily, this spoon is the perfect way to add a little humour to your kitchen routine. Add it to your collection or gift it to a fellow “head chef” who can relate!

"Shit Stirrer" Wooden Spoon  Because some people stir more than just the pot! This laser-engraved wooden spoon is the perfect kitchen essential for the mischief-maker in your life. Whether they’re stirring sauces or stirring up drama, this utensil lets everyone know exactly what they’re about. Handmade by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is a funny, functional, and slightly cheeky addition to any kitchen. Laser-Engraved for Maximum Truth-Telling – Whether in the kitchen or in life, some people just can’t help but stir things up. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Created by a family-run business that knows a good spoon—and a good joke—when they see one. High-Quality Beechwood – Sturdy, durable, and ready for mixing, flipping, or just waving dramatically in conversations. The Perfect Gift – Ideal for kitchen pranksters, sarcastic friends, and anyone who embraces their inner shit stirrer. Guaranteed to Get Laughs – Just make sure the recipient actually cooks before handing them this spoon! Whether you’re cooking up something delicious or just making trouble, this spoon is a must-have for the ultimate stirrer in every household. Add it to your kitchen or gift it to someone who takes their stirring skills seriously!

"If I Stirred It, It’s Homemade" Wooden Spoon Because effort is effort, right? This laser-engraved wooden spoon is for those who believe that stirring the pot (literally or figuratively) counts as cooking. Whether you’re a master chef or just the designated taste tester, this spoon lets you claim full homemade credit with minimal effort. Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is as funny as it is functional. Laser-Engraved for Maximum Excuse-Making – If you stirred it, you contributed—case closed. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business that knows kitchen shortcuts deserve recognition. High-Quality Beechwood – Sturdy, durable, and perfect for mixing, serving, and getting out of actual cooking. The Perfect Gift – Ideal for lazy chefs, kitchen comedians, and anyone who wants credit without the cleanup. Guaranteed to Start Conversations – Or at least convince someone else to cook the rest. Whether you’re whipping up a feast or just stirring the gravy and calling it a day, this spoon is the ultimate kitchen sidekick. Grab one for yourself or gift it to a friend who knows how to take credit where credit is due!

"Official Taste Tester’s Tool" Wooden Spoon  Because every great chef needs a dedicated taste tester! This laser-engraved wooden spoon is the perfect kitchen essential for those who take their "quality control" duties very seriously. Whether you're sneaking spoonfuls of cookie dough or making sure the sauce is just right, this Official Taste Tester’s Tool is your license to sample! Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is as practical as it is hilarious. Laser-Engraved for Maximum Authority – The next time someone questions why you’re “testing” the batter for the third time, just point to the spoon. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business that understands food tastes better before it’s actually served. High-Quality Beechwood – Strong, durable, and ready for mixing, stirring, and sneaky taste-testing sessions. Perfect Gift for Foodies & Kitchen Sneaks – Whether it’s for bakers, home chefs, or the designated spoon-licker of the household, this makes a fun and thoughtful gift. A Must-Have for Every Kitchen – Ideal for baking, cooking, and making sure things are “just right” (even if they were fine the first time). Whether you're an official taste tester by assignment or just by appetite, this spoon is your badge of honour! Add it to your collection or gift it to someone who knows that tasting is half the fun of cooking!

"Lick Me, You Know You Want To" Wooden Spoon  Because some things in the kitchen are just too tempting to resist! This cheeky laser-engraved wooden spoon is here to stir up some fun, sass, and a little bit of mischief in your kitchen. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is perfect for those who enjoy cooking, baking, and a well-placed innuendo. Laser-Engraved with Playful Sass – Featuring the flirty phrase "Lick Me, You Know You Want To", this spoon makes sure your desserts aren’t the only thing getting attention. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with care by a local family-run business that believes kitchen tools should be fun and functional. High-Quality Beechwood – Durable, lightweight, and perfect for stirring, serving, and making people blush. The Ultimate Gift for Fun-Loving Foodies – Great for bakers, home chefs, newlyweds, and anyone who enjoys a little humor with their cooking. Guaranteed to Get a Reaction – Whether you're whipping up a storm or just licking the spoon for the best part, this utensil brings the fun to function. Perfect for kitchen pranksters, dessert lovers, and those who don’t take cooking too seriously, this spoon is as playful as it is practical. Add it to your kitchen or gift it to someone who always "accidentally" eats the batter!

"Spooning Leads to Forking" Wooden Spatula  Because what happens in the kitchen… doesn’t always stay in the kitchen! This cheeky, laser-engraved wooden spatula is stirring up more than just sauces—it’s serving a side of sass and a whole lot of innuendo. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this utensil is perfect for those who love a good meal and a good laugh. Laser-Engraved with Saucy Humour – The phrase "Spooning Leads to Forking" makes this the most flirtatious utensil in your kitchen drawer. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business that knows cooking should always be fun! High-Quality Bamboo – Durable, lightweight, and gentle on cookware (because, let’s be real, you’ll be using this one a lot). Perfect for Gifting – A hilarious housewarming, wedding, or anniversary gift for couples who love cooking and cuddling. Guaranteed to Get Laughs – Whether it’s at a dinner party or date night, this spatula keeps the mood light and the food hot. Perfect for home chefs, foodies, and anyone with a naughty sense of humour, this utensil is functional, funny, and just the right amount of inappropriate. Add it to your kitchen or gift it to someone who appreciates a well-cooked meal and a well-placed joke!

Sarcastic Laser-Engraved Kitchen Utensils Because cooking is an adventure… and sometimes a gamble! From the talented, fun-loving crew at Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, comes this hilariously honest kitchen utensil. Laser-engraved with the cheeky phrase "I haven’t given anyone food poisoning… yet!", this wooden slotted spoon is the perfect blend of practicality, sass, and low-key kitchen confidence. Laser-Engraved Sarcasm – Because every meal is made with love… and just a little uncertainty. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Created by a local, family-run business that understands the fine line between a gourmet meal and a kitchen disaster. High-Quality Bamboo – Sturdy, durable, and safe for non-stick cookware—because the food is risky enough, no need to add scratched pans to the mix. Perfect for Gifting – Whether it’s for a home chef, a reluctant cook, or that one friend whose cooking is always “an experience,” this utensil is bound to get laughs. Guaranteed to Make Cooking More Fun – Even if the meal itself is questionable. Whether you're serving up a feast or ordering takeout because dinner went south, this sarcastic wooden spoon is the ultimate kitchen sidekick. Add it to your collection or gift it to someone who cooks with just enough "hope for the best" energy!

Sassy Laser-Engraved Kitchen Utensils  Because cooking should come with a side of sarcasm and sass! Introducing the cheekiest wooden utensils you’ll ever own, laser-engraved with hilarious, slightly inappropriate, and 100% relatable phrases. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions, a fun-loving family-owned business that believes the kitchen should be as entertaining as the food. Laser-Engraved for Maximum Sass – With witty messages like "Lick me, you know you want to", these utensils are bound to turn heads and spark laughs. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with love (and probably a little wine) by a family-run business with a wicked sense of humour. High-Quality Bamboo – Durable, lightweight, and gentle on cookware—because no one likes scratched pots or burnt dinners. The Perfect Gift – Ideal for foodies, home chefs, sarcastic friends, and anyone who loves to stir the pot—literally and figuratively. Guaranteed to Make Cooking Fun – Because if you're going to spend time in the kitchen, you might as well have a good laugh while doing it. Whether you're whipping up a masterpiece or just trying not to burn the toast, these sassy utensils bring personality, charm, and a whole lot of attitude to your kitchen. Get yours today and start stirring up some fun!