Bring some Christmas cheer to your tree with this festive decoration! Hang this eye-catching  Tree Decoration on your tree and brighten up your holiday season. With its jolly design and fun colours, you'll feel the holiday spirit in no time! Made in Woodend, Victoria

Handcrafted right here in Woodend,Victoria. Our quirky creations are brought to life by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-run small business fueled by laughter, mischief, and just a hint of magic (okay, maybe more than a hint). This festive season, we’re bringing you a laser-cut and engraved masterpiece in the shape of Santa’s Sack and Hat! Precision-crafted and designed with cheeky holiday cheer, this one-of-a-kind piece is perfect for adding a playful, festive touch to your home—or for gifting someone who loves a good chuckle under the mistletoe. Proudly made with laughter and a little unicorn sparkle. Because life’s too short for boring decorations. 🎅💨✨ Material 3mm Laser Ply, Hand Painted. Dimensions Approx: 70mm W x 90mm H x 3mm Thick  

Get ready to deck the halls with some cheeky holiday charm! This Mistletoe Mischief Ornament is the perfect combination of festive fun and laugh-out-loud sass, designed to bring a smile (and maybe a blush) to anyone who sees it. Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria, by a small family business, this ornament is made from premium wood, featuring hand-painted details, festive bells, and a playful mistletoe design. Perfect as a quirky addition to your tree or as a hilarious gift for someone who enjoys a bit of Christmas mischief. Why It’s So Much Fun:🎄 Handcrafted with love and humor by a small family business.🎄 Made from high-quality wood and hand-painted for a unique, personal touch.🎄 Features colorful festive bells and a mistletoe crown – perfect for “hanging out” on your tree.🎄 Guaranteed to spark giggles and brighten up any holiday celebration! Add a bit of cheeky cheer to your Christmas decor with this hilarious handmade ornament – made right here in Victoria and guaranteed to make your festive season unforgettable! 🎅✨ Supply your own Pecker - Xtra Large (Man Size) Ornament Size:10cm (L) x 8.5cm (W) Comes with a ribbon ready to hand from your tree

Add some holiday joy to your tree with this F$%^ Fu%^ Xmas Decoration! Hang it on your tree and brighten up your season. Its playful design and vibrant colors will quickly get you in the spirit! Proudly created in Woodend, Victoria.  

Transform your holiday decor with our exclusive Merry Christmas from the Toilet Decoration, meticulously crafted in the serene Macedon Ranges. This unique piece goes beyond traditional ornaments—it's a playful celebration of festive spirit and adult humor, guaranteed to leave a lasting impression on your seasonal celebrations. Each decoration is lovingly handmade with meticulous attention to detail and premium materials, ensuring both durability and aesthetic appeal. Its intricate design and lighthearted theme make it a standout addition, destined to elicit smiles and laughter from all who see it. Whether adorning your own tree or gifted to bring laughter, our Merry Christmas from the Toilet Decoration embodies the essence of holiday cheer. Embrace its charm and creativity, proudly crafted in the heart of Macedon Ranges, for a Christmas season filled with joy and merriment.

Transform your holiday decor with our exclusive Christmas Vibes Tree Decoration, lovingly handcrafted in the scenic Macedon Ranges. This unique piece is not just an ornament; it's a statement of festive joy and adult whimsy, designed to add an unforgettable touch to your seasonal celebrations. Each decoration is crafted with meticulous attention to detail from high-quality materials, ensuring durability and charm for years to come. Its intricate design and playful theme make it a standout addition to any Christmas tree, sparking conversations and laughter among guests. Whether displayed in a private setting or as a bold centerpiece among traditional ornaments, our Christmas Vibes Tree Decoration brings a touch of humor and sophistication to your holiday decor. Embrace the spirit of the season with this special piece that captures the essence of Christmas merriment, handcrafted with care and creativity in the heart of Macedon Ranges.

Vibrators & the Naughty List: Buzzin' with Holiday Cheer Who says being on the naughty list is a bad thing? Our "Vibrators & the Naughty List" ornament is here to bring some buzz to your holiday season! Handcrafted from high-quality plywood and laser-engraved with precision, this cheeky decoration is for those who know how to keep things fun—even when Santa’s not looking. Made in Woodend, Victoria, it’s a playful nod to your wild side and the perfect way to support a family-owned local business. Because this year, the naughty list is where the fun really begins!  Size: 7cm Diameter

Get ready to deck the halls with some cheeky holiday charm! This colourful Christmas Ornament is the perfect combination of festive fun and laugh-out-loud sass, designed to bring a smile (and maybe a blush) to anyone who sees it. Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria, by a small family business, this ornament is made from premium wood, featuring hand-painted details, festive bells, and a playful mistletoe design. Perfect as a quirky addition to your tree or as a hilarious gift for someone who enjoys a bit of Christmas mischief. Why It’s So Much Fun:🎄 Handcrafted with love and humor by a small family business.🎄 Made from high-quality wood and hand-painted for a unique, personal touch.🎄 Features colorful festive bells and a mistletoe crown – perfect for “hanging out” on your tree.🎄 Guaranteed to spark giggles and brighten up any holiday celebration! Add a bit of cheeky cheer to your Christmas decor with this hilarious handmade ornament – made right here in Victoria and guaranteed to make your festive season unforgettable! 🎅✨ Supply your own Pecker or finger - Xtra Large (Man Size) Ornament Size:8.5cm (L) x 7.5cm (W) Comes with a ribbon ready to hand from your tree

Looks like someone's definitely on the naughty list this year! Introducing our "Sorry Santa" Timber & Acrylic Ornament—for those who’ve been extra cheeky this holiday season. With a playful design featuring a collection of ahem adult-themed toys, this ornament is a hilarious addition to any festive tree for those who like to spice things up. Crafted from high-quality timber and acrylic, it's sturdy enough to handle all the naughty vibes you’re bringing to Christmas. Apologies to Santa, but some gifts are just too fun to resist! Whether it’s a gag gift for a daring friend or your own way of flaunting your wild side, this ornament is sure to get a few blushing giggles and knowing winks. Hang it on your tree (or maybe not where the kids can see!), and embrace your spot on the naughty list with pride  

Who says Christmas can't be a little cheeky? Introducing our "Good Friend, Good Bra" Timber Ornament—the perfect holiday gift for your bestie who knows how to lift you up in all the right ways! Just like a good bra, a good friend offers support, comfort, and a little extra boost when you need it most. Crafted from high-quality timber and acrylic and laser-engraved with the playful message, "A good friend is like a good bra," this ornament is as sturdy as your friendship and as stylish as that favorite bra you can't live without! Whether you’re hanging it on the tree or gifting it as a hilarious stocking stuffer, this ornament will keep the laughs coming long after the holidays are over.  So, go ahead—celebrate the bestie who’s always got your back (and front) with this sassy, fun, and oh-so-supportive ornament! 

Bring some Christmas cheer to your tree with this festive decoration! Hang this eye-catching Tree Decoration on your tree and brighten up your holiday season. With its jolly design and fun colours, you'll feel the holiday spirit in no time! Made in Woodend, Victoria Transform your tree into a bold and bright holiday statement with this eye-catching decoration! It's the perfect way to take risks and make a statement this Christmas season!  

Bring some Christmas cheer to your tree with this festive decoration! Hang this eye-catching Santas Helper Tree Decoration on your tree and brighten up your holiday season. With its jolly design and fun colours, you'll feel the holiday spirit in no time! Made in Woodend, Victoria

Bring some Christmas cheer to your tree with this festive decoration! Hang this eye-catching Good Friends Tree Decoration on your tree and brighten up your holiday season. With its jolly design and fun colours, you'll feel the holiday spirit in no time! Made in Woodend, Victoria

Introduce a touch of festive whimsy to your holiday display with our handcrafted Jingle Balls Decoration, proudly crafted in the picturesque Macedon Ranges. This unique ornament isn't just for trimming the tree—it's a playful nod to adult humor that brings joy and charm to any setting. Carefully made with meticulous attention to detail and using premium materials, each piece ensures both durability and aesthetic appeal. Its intricate design and lighthearted theme make it a standout addition, guaranteed to spark smiles and laughter among family and friends. Whether placed on your tree at home or used as a conversation starter at seasonal gatherings, our Jingle Balls Tree Decoration is a delightful way to celebrate the spirit of the holidays. Embrace the festive cheer and sophistication it brings, crafted with passion and creativity right here in the heart of Macedon Ranges.

Enhance your holiday décor with our exclusive Friendship Jeans Tree Decoration, meticulously crafted in the picturesque Macedon Ranges. This distinctive piece isn't just an ornament—it's a joyful expression of festive spirit and adult humor, adding a memorable touch to your seasonal festivities. Each decoration is lovingly handmade with careful attention to detail and premium materials, ensuring both durability and aesthetic appeal. Its intricate design and playful theme make it a standout addition, guaranteed to bring smiles and laughter to your holiday gatherings. Whether it graces your own tree or serves as a unique gift, our Friendship Jeans Tree Decoration embodies the essence of seasonal merriment. Embrace its charm and sophistication, crafted with pride and creativity in the heart of Macedon Ranges, for a Christmas filled with joy and laughter. Made in Woodend, Victoria

Who says holiday decorations can’t be a little cheeky? Meet the Festive Furry ornament, the most unapologetically fabulous ornament to grace your Christmas tree this year! With intricate mandala-style laser engraving, a sprinkle of glitter sparkle, and a design that might make Grandma do a double-take, this ornament is here to sleigh. Lovingly handcrafted by the mischief-makers at Unicorn Fart Productions, this saucy decoration is made from high-quality wood and finished with shimmering silver accents for that extra pizzazz. It’s bold, it’s fun, and it’s sure to be the star of your holiday décor (or at least the most talked-about piece at Christmas dinner). Why You’ll Love It:🎄 Intricately laser-engraved for a stunningly detailed finish.🎄 Hand-painted with glittery silver accents to dazzle and delight.🎄 Made with cheeky charm and festive mischief.🎄 Perfect for spicing up your tree or gifting to your most hilarious friend. Ready to give your holidays a playful twist? Hang this beauty on your tree and watch as the compliments (and laughs) roll in. After all, Christmas should be as fabulous and fun as you are! 🎅✨

Why be nice when you can be naughty—and have a blast doing it? Introducing our laser-cut "Top of the Naughty List and Loving It" decoration! Made from premium plywood, this cheeky ornament is handcrafted to perfection, celebrating the rebels of the holiday season. Created with a twinkle in the eye in Woodend, Victoria, by a family-run local business, this sassy decoration is the product of artisan skills and a mischievous spirit. Each piece is meticulously laser-cut, ensuring every detail is sharp enough to make Santa do a double-take. Featuring rustic string ties, it’s ready to hang wherever you want to flaunt your naughty status—on the Christmas tree, your front door, or even in the office to keep your colleagues on their toes.  Handcrafted with a whole lot of love and a sprinkle of cheekiness, our "Top of the Naughty List and Loving It" decoration comes in a variety of bold colors. Pick your favorite to match your audacious attitude! This holiday season, own your spot at the top of the naughty list with pride. After all, where’s the fun in playing by the rules? Size: 7cm x 9cm

Bring some Christmas cheer to your tree with this festive decoration! Transform your holiday decor with our Adults Only Christmas Tree Decoration, handcrafted from premium timber in the Macedon Ranges. This unique ornament brings a touch of whimsy and cheekiness to your festive celebrations. Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, each decoration is shaped to add a playful twist to your tree. Whether hung in a private setting or as a bold statement piece among traditional ornaments, it's designed to bring smiles and laughter to all who see it. With its jolly design and fun colours, you'll feel the holiday spirit in no time! Supply your own Pecker - Xtra Large (Man Size) Ornament Size:9.5cm (L) x 7cm (W) Comes with a ribbon ready to hand from your tree

Celebrate the special bond of friendship with our handcrafted Christmas tree ornament, "Crackin Christmas," proudly made in Woodend, Macedon Ranges. This delightful piece goes beyond mere decoration—it's a heartfelt expression of camaraderie and shared laughter during the holiday season. Each ornament is meticulously crafted with meticulous attention to detail, using high-quality materials that ensure both durability and charm. Its playful design features a humorous sentiment that captures the warmth and closeness of true friendship. Whether it adorns your own tree or is given as a thoughtful gift, our "Crackin Christmas" ornament embodies the spirit of joy and camaraderie. Embrace the essence of handmade craftsmanship from Woodend, Macedon Ranges, and celebrate the bonds that make the holidays even more meaningful.

Bring some Christmas cheer to your tree with this festive decoration! Hang this eye-catching One Jolly Cu%^ Tree Decoration on your tree and brighten up your holiday season. With its jolly design and fun colours, you'll feel the holiday spirit in no time!

Bring some Christmas cheer to your tree with this festive decoration! Hang this eye-catching Good Friends Tree Decoration on your tree and brighten up your holiday season. With its jolly design and fun colours, you'll feel the holiday spirit in no time! Made in Woodend, Victoria

Celebrate the unique bond of friendship with our handcrafted Christmas tree ornament, "Friends Are Like Undies," proudly made in Woodend, Macedon Ranges. This whimsical piece is more than just a decoration—it's a heartfelt expression of camaraderie and shared laughter during the holiday season. Each ornament is meticulously crafted with care and attention to detail, using quality materials that ensure durability and charm. Its playful design features a humorous sentiment that resonates with the warmth and closeness of true friendship. Whether hung on your own tree or given as a thoughtful gift, our "Friends Are Like Undies" ornament embodies the spirit of joy and camaraderie. Embrace the spirit of handmade craftsmanship from Woodend, Macedon Ranges, and celebrate the bonds that make the holidays even more special. (Good undies not included, unfortunately.)