Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - Dont... $5.00
You dont need to be crazy to work here. We'll Train You...  Each magnet is carefully handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by the quirky team at Unicorn Fart Productions. Made from quality wood, these magnets feature laser-engraved sarcastic phrases that are here to stay—just like those endless snack requests! Strong, durable, and full of rustic charm, they’re not only great for holding up your grocery lists but also for bringing a cheeky flair to your kitchen. Whether you’re trying to negotiate with your tiny tyrants or simply hold it together, these sarcastic magnets will lighten the load. They also make the perfect gift for parents (or friends) who need a little laugh to get through the day. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 80mm x 52mm x 3mm  
Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - Your... $5.00
Friend: Your kids have so much energy, where do they get it from... : ME - Im pretty sure they suck it directly from my soul... Infused with sass and a deep well of patience (because, let's face it, parenting demands both!), these magnets offer a much-needed splash of humor to your daily routine. Why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh through the chaos? Each magnet is carefully handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by the quirky team at Unicorn Fart Productions. Made from quality wood, these magnets feature laser-engraved sarcastic phrases that are here to stay—just like those endless snack requests! Strong, durable, and full of rustic charm, they’re not only great for holding up your grocery lists but also for bringing a cheeky flair to your kitchen. Whether you’re trying to negotiate with your tiny tyrants or simply hold it together, these sarcastic magnets will lighten the load. They also make the perfect gift for parents (or friends) who need a little laugh to get through the day. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  
Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - Highlight... $5.00
Did you ever think shopping would be the highlight of your day? Have Kids Crafted with a dash of sass and a whole lot of patience (trust us, we know the struggle!), these magnets bring some much-needed humor to your daily chaos. When life hands you impatient little versions of yourself, why not throw some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh through the madness? Each magnet is lovingly handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria, by the creative team at Unicorn Fart Productions. Made from high-quality wood and featuring laser-engraved, cheeky phrases, these durable and rustic magnets do more than just hold up your grocery lists—they add a playful twist to your kitchen decor. Whether you're negotiating snack time for the hundredth time or just trying to survive another day, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. Perfect for yourself or as a fun gift for parents (or friends) who could use a little comic relief in their daily whirlwind. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  
Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - Just... $5.00
Please dont say hurtful things likePlease dont say hurtful things like, before it's disgusting again. Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets. Crafted with a touch of sass and a lot of patience (trust us, we get it), these magnets bring a much-needed dose of humor to your daily grind. After all, when life hands you little impatient versions of yourself, why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh it off? Each magnet is handcrafted from wood, with every sarcastic phrase laser-engraved for maximum impact. Durable and charmingly rustic, these magnets not only keep your notes and grocery lists secure but also add a hilarious flair to your kitchen decor. Whether you're battling through the latest snack request or just trying to hold it all together, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. They're also the perfect gift for any parent (or friend) who needs a little comic relief in their day-to-day chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  
Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - My... $5.00
My Goal as a Parent.... Dont raise Arseholes, Finish the Laundry, Everything else is negotiable. Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – my goal as a parent, but your fridge shouldn't be! Crafted with a touch of sass and a lot of patience (trust us, we get it), these magnets bring a much-needed dose of humor to your daily grind. After all, when life hands you little impatient versions of yourself, why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh it off? Each magnet is handcrafted from wood, with every sarcastic phrase laser-engraved for maximum impact. Durable and charmingly rustic, these magnets not only keep your notes and grocery lists secure but also add a hilarious flair to your kitchen decor. Whether you're battling through the latest snack request or just trying to hold it all together, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. They're also the perfect gift for any parent (or friend) who needs a little comic relief in their day-to-day chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  
Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - Please... $5.00
Please dont say hurtful things like: Mum what's for dinner. Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – Please dont say hurtful things like, but your fridge shouldn't be! Crafted with a touch of sass and a lot of patience (trust us, we get it), these magnets bring a much-needed dose of humor to your daily grind. After all, when life hands you little impatient versions of yourself, why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh it off? Each magnet is handcrafted from wood, with every sarcastic phrase laser-engraved for maximum impact. Durable and charmingly rustic, these magnets not only keep your notes and grocery lists secure but also add a hilarious flair to your kitchen decor. Whether you're battling through the latest snack request or just trying to hold it all together, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. They're also the perfect gift for any parent (or friend) who needs a little comic relief in their day-to-day chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  
Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - I... $5.00
What i said: I Have to Pee, What my kids hear: Family Meeting, Assemble in the Bathroom. Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – I Have to Pee, What my kids hear: Family Meeting, Assemble in the Bathroom, but your fridge shouldn't be! Crafted with a sprinkle of sass and a whole lot of understanding (we’ve been there!), these magnets deliver the humor you didn’t know your kitchen needed. When life throws little impatient mini-yous your way, slap some sarcasm on the fridge and have a good laugh instead of a meltdown! Each magnet is meticulously handcrafted from wood, with laser-engraved cheeky phrases that pack a punch. Strong, rustic, and loaded with personality, these magnets don’t just hold your grocery lists—they bring a smile to your face every time you reach for the fridge. Whether you're negotiating snack time or just trying to keep it together, these sarcastic wonders are here to brighten your day. They're also the perfect gift for parents (or friends) who could use a little comic relief in their daily whirlwind of chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  
Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - Parenting... $5.00
Parenting is Hack, There are no Hacks, Everything is Hard, These kids dont listen, This is your life now Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – because parenting has no hacks, but your fridge shouldn't be! Crafted with a touch of sass and a lot of patience (trust us, we get it), these magnets bring a much-needed dose of humor to your daily grind. After all, when life hands you little impatient versions of yourself, why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh it off? Each magnet is handcrafted from wood, with every sarcastic phrase laser-engraved for maximum impact. Durable and charmingly rustic, these magnets not only keep your notes and grocery lists secure but also add a hilarious flair to your kitchen decor. Whether you're battling through the latest snack request or just trying to hold it all together, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. They're also the perfect gift for any parent (or friend) who needs a little comic relief in their day-to-day chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  
Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - Parenting... $5.00
  Parenting is Hard... Especially When You're Dealing with Mini Versions of Impatient You! Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – because parenting is tough, but your fridge shouldn't be! Crafted with a touch of sass and a lot of patience (trust us, we get it), these magnets bring a much-needed dose of humor to your daily grind. After all, when life hands you little impatient versions of yourself, why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh it off? Each magnet is handcrafted from wood, with every sarcastic phrase laser-engraved for maximum impact. Durable and charmingly rustic, these magnets not only keep your notes and grocery lists secure but also add a hilarious flair to your kitchen decor. Whether you're battling through the latest snack request or just trying to hold it all together, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. They're also the perfect gift for any parent (or friend) who needs a little comic relief in their day-to-day chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  
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All Visitors Dog Approved Doormat $48.50 $60.00
Dog-Approved Doormat – Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions Welcome to the dog house – where all visitors need pawsitive approval! 🐾  This fun and quirky “All Visitors Must Be Dog-Approved” doormat is handcrafted with love by Unicorn Fart Production in the charming town of Woodend, Victoria. Whether you're a proud dog parent or just want to warn your guests about the furry doorkeeper, this mat is the perfect way to make your entryway both practical and hilarious! Made to order, our high-quality doormats are designed to withstand all kinds of foot (and paw) traffic while adding a playful touch to your home. Each piece is lovingly made with precision, making it a unique addition to your front door. - Made from durable materials for long-lasting use- Fun and dog-approved design- Made to order – crafted just for you and your four-legged friends! Get ready to let your dog be the gatekeeper in style with this playful and practical doormat! Order yours now from Unicorn Fart Productions – your doorway has never been more paw-some! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected  
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Charcuterie with Pattern Serving Board... $35.00 $45.00
Charcuterie - Noun - A French term for the art of arranging fruits, cheeses, cured meats and other fancy Shit.. Impress your guests with this laser-engraved charcuterie board, featuring a beautifully intricate pattern, handcrafted by the creative wizards at Unicorn Fart Productions in the Macedon Ranges. This board isn’t just a serving tray—it’s an eye-catching centerpiece for your snacks! Charcuterie (the art of arranging cured meats, cheeses, fruits, and more) deserves a stylish backdrop, and this board delivers. The elegant pattern adds a touch of sophistication to your spread, making every cheese wheel and cracker stack look effortlessly gourmet. Crafted from premium timber and fitted with a handy serving handle, this board is as functional as it is beautiful. Its smooth surface offers plenty of room for all your charcuterie delights, while the engraved design adds that extra wow factor to your presentation. Whether it’s a gift or a treat for yourself, this engraved charcuterie board is perfect for entertaining or making everyday snacks feel extra special. Turn your nibbles into a masterpiece with this one-of-a-kind creation from Unicorn Fart Productions! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)
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Charcuterie with Tree Serving Board... $35.00 $45.00
Get ready to impress your guests with this laser-engraved charcuterie board, featuring a stunning tree design etched with precision by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions in the heart of the Macedon Ranges. Not just any serving board, this beauty combines rustic charm with a dash of modern flair! Charcuterie (that’s fancy talk for an epic spread of cured meats, cheeses, fruits, and snacks) has never looked better. With the engraved tree symbolising nature’s bounty, this board is a perfect backdrop for your culinary creations. The intricate tree design captures the elegance of the outdoors, making it a delightful addition to any table setting. Crafted from high-quality timber and fitted with a handy serving handle, this board isn’t just about looks—it’s also super functional. Whether you’re entertaining friends or indulging in a cozy night of snacks, the board provides ample space to lay out your charcuterie masterpieces. So go ahead, let this tree-engraved board be the star of your next gathering! Perfect as a gift or a treat for yourself, it’s the ultimate combination of beauty, practicality, and a little bit of Unicorn Fart magic. Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)
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Fancy Adult Finger Food Serving... $35.00 $45.00
Elevate your snack game with this laser-engraved charcuterie board, handcrafted in the beautiful Macedon Ranges by the ever-creative Unicorn Fart Productions! Featuring an intricate pattern engraved with precision, this board is more than just a serving tray—it’s a showstopper. Whether you’re arranging cheeses, meats, or your favorite nibbles, this board will make your spreads look as fancy as they taste. Made from high-quality timber and thoughtfully engraved using laser technology, the detailed design is perfect for those who appreciate a touch of artistry alongside their food. The sturdy handle makes it easy to serve up your masterpiece with flair, while the sleek surface provides ample space for all your charcuterie essentials. Handcrafted with love and a sprinkle of humor, this board is not only functional but a conversation starter at every gathering. Whether it’s a housewarming gift or an addition to your own kitchen, this laser-engraved charcuterie board will be your go-to for every occasion! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)
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Double Sided Highland Cow Serving... $35.00 $45.00
Double the charm, double the fun! This handcrafted wooden serving board from the Macedon Ranges is engraved on both sides, making it twice as delightful. Created by the quirky team at Unicorn Fart Productions, this board features a Highland cow surrounded by flowers on either side with a natural wood surface for all your chopping and serving needs. The beautifully detailed Highland cow, with its iconic shaggy hair and surrounded by floral accents, adds a whimsical touch that makes this more than just a kitchen accessory—it’s a work of rustic art. Whether you're preparing a spread for guests or looking for the perfect unique gift, this versatile board has you covered. Handcrafted from quality timber and featuring a sturdy handle for easy serving, it’s ideal for all your snack displays, charcuterie boards, and everyday kitchen adventures. Plus, with engravings on both sides, it’s ready to show off no matter how you use it! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)
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Highland Cow Serving Board With... $35.00 $45.00
Bring a bit of the countryside to your kitchen with this handcrafted wooden serving board, engraved with an adorable Highland cow surrounded by flowers. Made in the Macedon Ranges by the fun-loving team at Unicorn Fart Productions, this board is not just a serving essential but a piece of rustic art. The Highland cow, with its signature shaggy hair and gentle eyes, adds a charming touch that will make every snack or cheese platter even more enjoyable. With a sturdy handle and plenty of space to serve up your best treats, this board combines practicality with a whimsical country vibe. It’s perfect for hosting guests or as a gift for the Highland cow lover in your life. Locally made and expertly crafted, this serving board will be your trusty kitchen companion, always ready to bring a little farmyard fun to the table. Whether you're slicing up bread or dishing out charcuterie, this Highland cow will be there, quietly judging your snack choices with love! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)
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Every Snack, I'll be watching... $35.00 $45.00
Channel your inner chef with a side of laughter thanks to this adorable wooden serving board, handcrafted in the Macedon Ranges by the quirky creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions. Featuring an engraved image of a Frenchie with eyes that say, "I'm watching you," this board is perfect for dog lovers and snack enthusiasts alike! The engraving reads, "Every snack you make, every meal you bake... every bite you take, I'll be watching you," making it the ultimate companion for the kitchen or when serving up treats. With its rustic charm and practical handle, this board isn’t just for decoration—it’s built for serious snack action. Whether you're prepping ingredients or serving up a spread, you’ll be reminded that someone’s always watching (and hoping for a bite). Perfect for hosting or gifting, this board brings a playful mix of humor and craftsmanship, made locally by the team at Unicorn Fart Productions. It’s more than just a serving board—it’s a faithful food friend! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)
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Every Snack, I'll be watching... $35.00 $45.00
Channel your inner chef with a side of laughter thanks to this adorable wooden serving board, handcrafted in the Macedon Ranges by the quirky creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions. Featuring an engraved image of a Cockapoo with eyes that say, "I'm watching you," this board is perfect for dog lovers and snack enthusiasts alike! I Know your think what is a Cockapoo - that's a Cocker Spaniel and a Poodle breed.... The engraving reads, "Every snack you make, every meal you bake... every bite you take, I'll be watching you," making it the ultimate companion for the kitchen or when serving up treats. With its rustic charm and practical handle, this board isn’t just for decoration—it’s built for serious snack action. Whether you're prepping ingredients or serving up a spread, you’ll be reminded that someone’s always watching (and hoping for a bite). Perfect for hosting or gifting, this board brings a playful mix of humor and craftsmanship, made locally by the team at Unicorn Fart Productions. It’s more than just a serving board—it’s a faithful food friend! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)
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Every Snack, I'll be watching... $35.00 $45.00
Channel your inner chef with a side of laughter thanks to this adorable wooden serving board, handcrafted in the Macedon Ranges by the quirky creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions. Featuring an engraved image of a Innocent Beagle with eyes that say, "I'm watching you," this board is perfect for dog lovers and snack enthusiasts alike! The engraving reads, "Every snack you make, every meal you bake... every bite you take, I'll be watching you," making it the ultimate companion for the kitchen or when serving up treats. With its rustic charm and practical handle, this board isn’t just for decoration—it’s built for serious snack action. Whether you're prepping ingredients or serving up a spread, you’ll be reminded that someone’s always watching (and hoping for a bite). Perfect for hosting or gifting, this board brings a playful mix of humor and craftsmanship, made locally by the team at Unicorn Fart Productions. It’s more than just a serving board—it’s a faithful food friend! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)
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Every Snack, I'll be watching... $35.00 $45.00
Channel your inner chef with a side of laughter thanks to this adorable wooden serving board, handcrafted in the Macedon Ranges by the quirky creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions. Featuring an engraved image of a Adorable Dachshund with eyes that say, "I'm watching you," this board is perfect for dog lovers and snack enthusiasts alike! The engraving reads, "Every snack you make, every meal you bake... every bite you take, I'll be watching you," making it the ultimate companion for the kitchen or when serving up treats. With its rustic charm and practical handle, this board isn’t just for decoration—it’s built for serious snack action. Whether you're prepping ingredients or serving up a spread, you’ll be reminded that someone’s always watching (and hoping for a bite). Perfect for hosting or gifting, this board brings a playful mix of humor and craftsmanship, made locally by the team at Unicorn Fart Productions. It’s more than just a serving board—it’s a faithful food friend! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)
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Every Snack, I'll be watching... $35.00 $45.00
Channel your inner chef with a side of laughter thanks to this adorable wooden serving board, handcrafted in the Macedon Ranges by the quirky creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions. Featuring an engraved image of a Cheeky Border Collie with eyes that say, "I'm watching you," this board is perfect for dog lovers and snack enthusiasts alike! The engraving reads, "Every snack you make, every meal you bake... every bite you take, I'll be watching you," making it the ultimate companion for the kitchen or when serving up treats. With its rustic charm and practical handle, this board isn’t just for decoration—it’s built for serious snack action. Whether you're prepping ingredients or serving up a spread, you’ll be reminded that someone’s always watching (and hoping for a bite). Perfect for hosting or gifting, this board brings a playful mix of humor and craftsmanship, made locally by the team at Unicorn Fart Productions. It’s more than just a serving board—it’s a faithful food friend! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)
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Every Snack, I'll be watching... $35.00 $45.00
Channel your inner chef with a side of laughter thanks to this adorable wooden serving board, handcrafted in the Macedon Ranges by the quirky creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions. Featuring an engraved image of a Cheeky Labrador with eyes that say, "I'm watching you," this board is perfect for dog lovers and snack enthusiasts alike! The engraving reads, "Every snack you make, every meal you bake... every bite you take, I'll be watching you," making it the ultimate companion for the kitchen or when serving up treats. With its rustic charm and practical handle, this board isn’t just for decoration—it’s built for serious snack action. Whether you're prepping ingredients or serving up a spread, you’ll be reminded that someone’s always watching (and hoping for a bite). Perfect for hosting or gifting, this board brings a playful mix of humor and craftsmanship, made locally by the team at Unicorn Fart Productions. It’s more than just a serving board—it’s a faithful food friend! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)
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Wine and Cheese Serving Board... $25.00 $40.00
Elevate your entertaining game with this beautifully handcrafted wooden serving board, a true showstopper from Unicorn Fart Productions, nestled in the heart of the Macedon Ranges. Made from quality timber and engraved with a striking sunflower design, this board is as practical as it is pretty. The whimsical engraving, "Wine & Cheese, Pairs well with friends," adds a playful touch, making it the ideal conversation starter at any gathering. With its smooth handle for easy serving and ample space for arranging your finest cheese and charcuterie, this board combines functionality with a splash of fun. Whether you're hosting an intimate wine night or a lively dinner party, this piece brings a rustic yet stylish charm to your table. Perfect for those who love to entertain—or even those who just enjoy indulging in a solo snack session—this serving board adds warmth, humor, and a touch of artisanal craftsmanship to your kitchen. Handmade by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions, this serving board is a little slice of the Macedon Ranges brought right to your home. Whether it's wine, cheese, or laughter, this board ensures everything is better when shared with friends. Dimensions: 52cm(L) x 17cm (W) x 1.9cm(D)
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Charcuterie Serving Board with Handle $25.00 $40.00
Unleash your inner charcuterie artist with this stunning handcrafted and laser-engraved wooden serving board, made in Woodend, Victoria by the playful crafters at Unicorn Fart Productions!  Featuring intricate mandala-style engravings and the official (totally legit) definition of “char-cu-te-rie,” this board is perfect for anyone who takes their snacking seriously—without taking themselves too seriously. Whether you're serving up a spread of fancy cheeses, cured meats, or just showing off your ability to pronounce "charcuterie" in front of friends, this board will make you look like the master of food presentation. Handcrafted with love from timber, it’s sturdy enough to hold all your gourmet delights while adding a dash of artistic flair to your table. The engraved handle adds style and function, so you can serve with ease. Go ahead—slice, dice, and serve like the snack royalty you are! Dimensions: 52cm(L) x 17cm (W) x 1.9cm(D) Made in Woodend, Victoria
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Pattern Serving Board with Handle $25.00 $40.00
Introducing the ultimate serving board for anyone who loves a touch of rustic charm with a side of cheeky humor! Handcrafted and laser engraved in the heart of Woodend, Victoria by the quirky team at Unicorn Fart Productions, this wooden serving board is your kitchen’s new best friend.  Made from timber, this board isn’t just a pretty face—it’s tough, sturdy, and ready to hold your finest cheese, charcuterie, or that questionable dip you bought because it was on sale. With a sleek handle for easy serving and a precision-engraved design that adds a dash of elegance, it’s a must-have for every host who believes in mixing style with a sprinkle of fun.  Whether you’re serving snacks, drinks, or just using it as an excuse to show off your fancy new board, this handcrafted beauty will bring all the charm and none of the splinters. Made with love by Unicorn Fart Productions—where everything's crafted with a smile (and maybe a giggle). Dimensions: 52cm(L) x 17cm (W) x 1.9cm(D) Made in Woodend, Victoria
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If you can read this... $35.00 $45.00
Say goodbye in the best way possible with our “Snacks Are Gone, Time to Go Home” Serving Board, handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions. This cheeky wooden serving board with a handle is the perfect host’s secret weapon—because when the snacks are finished, it’s time for the guests to follow suit! Engraved with the playful “Snacks are Gone, Time to Go Home” message, this board is sure to get a laugh and make your job of wrapping up the night just a bit easier. Made from beautiful, sustainably sourced wood, this board is as stylish as it is sassy. Use it to serve your favorite snacks, cheeses, or charcuterie, and when the food runs out, you’ve got the perfect hint for your guests! Features: • Engraved with a playful message: “Snacks are Gone, Time to Go Home.” • Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions. • Made from premium, sustainably sourced wood. • Ideal for parties, casual get-togethers, or as a fun gift for your favorite host! Keep the fun going—but know when to call it! Perfect for hosts with a sense of humour, this board serves snacks and signals the end of the party in style!   Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)
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Cheese and Spirits Ouija Board... $35.00 $45.00
Get ready to channel your inner host with the Cheese & Spirits Ouija Board, a spooky-fun serving board handmade in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions. This wooden board with a handle isn’t just for serving—it’s for summoning all the cheese and spirits your party needs! Engraved with a playful Ouija board design, this unique serving board is perfect for entertaining with a mystical twist. Whether you’re conjuring up a spread of cheeses, charcuterie, or your favorite snacks, this board is sure to get your guests talking (and maybe even start a séance of snacking!). Made from sustainably sourced wood, each board is handcrafted with love, featuring natural wood grain that makes each piece one of a kind. Sturdy and stylish, it’s perfect for Halloween parties, witchy get-togethers, or simply for those who love to keep things fun and eerie all year long! Features:- Engraved Ouija board design to summon your snacks with flair.- Handmade in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions.- Made from premium, eco-friendly wood.- Ideal for spooky parties, cheese nights, or as a quirky gift. Who needs ghosts when you’ve got cheese?  Summon the tastiest treats and bring some spirit to your spread with this one-of-a-kind board! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)
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Personalised Wooden Serving Board –... $45.00 $65.00
Looking for the perfect personalised gift? Our Custom Engraved Wooden Serving Board, handmade in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions, is here to charm! This beautiful board is not only a functional kitchen staple but also a heartwarming keepsake. The standout feature is the gorgeous engraved tree of life design, symbolising growth, strength, and family. Below the tree, you can add your own customised name and date, making it a perfect gift for weddings, anniversaries, or housewarmings. Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each board is unique with its natural grain patterns, ensuring no two pieces are alike. Whether used as a serving board for your next gathering or displayed as a decorative piece, this customisable item is sure to become a family treasure. Why you’ll love it: • Customisable: Add your own name and date for a personal touch! • Handcrafted with love in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions. • Made from premium, eco-friendly wood. • Perfect for weddings, anniversaries, or housewarming gifts. Make it yours, or give the gift of something truly special! Dimensions/Size: 40cm (L) x 30cm (W) x 1.4cm (D)
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Round Paddle Wooden Board with... $35.00 $55.00
Introducing our stunning Handcrafted Wooden Serving Board, meticulously designed and handmade in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions. This exquisite piece is not just functional but also a work of art, featuring a beautifully engraved landscape scene surrounded by intricate floral and foliage details. Crafted from premium, sustainably sourced wood, this round serving board with a handle is perfect for serving cheeses, charcuterie, or your favorite culinary creations. The natural wood grain combined with the detailed engraving adds a unique and rustic charm to any kitchen or dining setup.  Each piece is made with care, making it a one-of-a-kind addition to your home, or a thoughtful gift for loved ones. Whether you're hosting a casual gathering or a special event, this serving board will be the centre piece that sparks conversation. Features:- Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria- Made from premium, sustainably sourced wood- Unique engraved design featuring a scenic landscape- Perfect for serving or as a decorative piece- Created by local artisans at Unicorn Fart Productions Bring a touch of artistry and nature into your home with this timeless, functional masterpiece! Dimensions/Size: 40cm (L) x 30cm (W) x 1.4cm (D)
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Wooden Board - Charcuterie, Snacks... $35.00 $55.00
Introducing the Wooden serving board, the perfect addition to your next party or holiday gathering. This handcrafted acacia wood serving board is perfect for serving up holiday pies, sandwiches, or appetisers. Charcuterie, Snacks, just more pretentious So add the Wooden Serving Board to your holiday shopping list and make your next party or gathering a memorable one. Dimensions/Size: 20cm (H) x 35cm (W) x 2.2cm (D)
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Wooden Board - If you... $35.00 $55.00
Introducing the Wooden serving board, the perfect addition to your next party or holiday gathering. This handcrafted acacia wood serving board is perfect for serving up holiday pies, sandwiches, or appetisers. If you can read this, the Snacks are Gone, Its time to Leave - Pattern So add the Wooden Serving Board to your holiday shopping list and make your next party or gathering a memorable one. Dimensions/Size: 20cm (H) x 35cm (W) x 2.2cm (D)
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Wooden Board - Friendship is... $35.00 $55.00
Introducing the Wooden serving board, the perfect addition to your next party or holiday gathering. This handcrafted acacia wood serving board is perfect for serving up holiday pies, sandwiches, or appetisers. Our Friendship is built on Sarcasm and Shenanigans So add the Wooden Serving Board to your holiday shopping list and make your next party or gathering a memorable one. Dimensions/Size: 20cm (H) x 35cm (W) x 2.2cm (D)
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Arch Serving Board - Highland... $45.00 $55.00
Introducing the Arch Serving Board is the perfect addition to your next party or holiday gathering. This acacia wood serving board is perfect for serving holiday pies, sandwiches, or appetisers. Highland Cow So add the Wooden Serving Board to your shopping list and make your next party or gathering a memorable one. Dimensions/Size: 38cm (L) x 22cm (W) x 1.5cm (D) Board colour and grain may vary from board to board.
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Arch Serving Board - Sweet... $45.00 $55.00
Introducing the Arch Serving Board is the perfect addition to your next party or holiday gathering. This acacia wood serving board is perfect for serving holiday pies, sandwiches, or appetisers. " Sweet dreams are made of Cheese, Who am I to Diss-a-Brie, I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese. Everybody's looking for stilton So add the Wooden Serving Board to your shopping list and make your next party or gathering a memorable one. Dimensions/Size: 38cm (L) x 22cm (W) x 1.5cm (D) Board colour and grain may vary from board to board.
Embroidery & Cross Stitch timber... $26.00
Get ready to sprinkle some festive magic into your holiday season with our delightful laser-cut cross-stitch and embroidery Christmas-themed timber blanks! Lovingly crafted in the picturesque Macedon Ranges by a small, dedicated family business, these blanks are more than just a crafting project—they’re a gateway to holiday cheer. Imagine the cozy warmth of a handmade Christmas as you choose from our enchanting designs: a graceful Dove, symbolizing peace and harmony; a snug little House, evoking the comfort of home; a delicate Snowflake, each one as unique as your own creativity; a merry Bell, ready to ring in the holiday spirit; a shimmering Twinkle Star, perfect for guiding your tree to festive perfection; or a sweet Love Heart, spreading joy to all who see it. But wait, there’s more! This isn’t just a single ornament—it’s a bundle of holiday joy! You’ll receive two of each charming shape, giving you double the fun and creativity. And to top it all off, these festive delights come nestled in a beautifully handcrafted sliding lid timber case, featuring three intricate Snowflake patterns on the lid. This case isn’t just a storage box; it’s a keepsake that adds an extra layer of magic to your holiday crafting experience. Each piece is precision laser-cut from high-quality, locally sourced Laserply, ensuring that your creation not only looks beautiful but stands the test of time. Whether you’re a seasoned cross-stitch artist or a curious beginner, these timber blanks offer the perfect blank canvas for you to express your holiday spirit. And once you’ve added your personal touch, these charming decorations are ready to take their place of honor on your Christmas tree, adding a handcrafted sparkle that’s sure to be the envy of all. So why settle for store-bought when you can create something truly special? With our cross-stitch and embroidery timber blanks bundle, you’re not just making ornaments—you’re crafting memories that will last for many Christmases to come. Sizes: L x W x H Timber Box - 280mm x 85mm x 30mm House - 60mm x 70mm x 3mm Star - 80mm x 80mm x 3mm Heart- 70mm x 80mm x 3mm Dove - 60mm x 80mm x 3mm Flake - 70mm x 70mm x 3mm Bell - 85mm x 75mm x 3mm
2 Piece Wooden Mini Christmas... $11.00
Deck your halls with a touch of whimsy and sparkle with this handcrafted and hand-painted decorative Christmas tree from Unicorn Fart Productions! Made from plywood in the heart of The Macedon Ranges in Victoria, this festive gem comes in your choice of gold or silver, ensuring it will shimmer and shine brighter than Rudolph’s nose on Christmas Eve. But wait, there’s more! This clever 2-piece tree arrives as a flat pack, making it a breeze to assemble and even easier to store when the holidays are over. Dress it up with twinkling lights, wrap it in tinsel, and watch as it transforms into the showstopper of your holiday décor. Whether it’s the centerpiece of your festive display or a stylish sidekick to your Christmas festivities, this tree adds just the right amount of festive flair to make your season merry and bright. Perfect for those who love their holidays with a dash of humor, a sprinkle of sparkle, and a touch of practicality! Dimensions: 19cm (H) x 14cm (W)
Personalised Happy Birthday Gift Card... $22.00
Unicorn Fart Productions: Personalised Timber Gift Card Holders Looking for a gift that’s as unique as your sense of humor? Look no further than our handcrafted timber gift card holders from the whimsical world of Unicorn Fart Productions! Nestled in the heart of the Macedon Ranges, our small family business is dedicated to crafting one-of-a-kind keepsakes that are as charming as they are cheeky. Each gift card holder is lovingly designed, laser-engraved, and hand-painted to perfection by our team of woodcraft wizards. Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, holiday, or just want to say, “Hey, you’re awesome,” our custom holders add that special touch that turns an ordinary gift card into something extraordinary. Personalise your holder with a name, message, or inside joke that’ll make the recipient smile from ear to ear. And because we know no two gift-givers are alike, you can choose from a variety of designs that reflect your unique style—whether it’s classic, quirky, or delightfully over-the-top. Perfect for any occasion, these timber treasures are more than just a way to hold a gift card; they’re a keepsake that’ll be cherished long after the card has been spent. So, why settle for generic when you can give a gift that’s bursting with personality? Grab yours today, and let the magic of Unicorn Fart Productions bring a little extra joy to someone’s day!
Personalised Christmas Countdown Ornaments $21.00
Get ready to make counting down to Christmas the most fun and festive part of the season! Introducing our Handcrafted Christmas Countdown Disks Personalised with your child's name, designed by the quirky geniuses at Unicorn Fart Productions. Whether you're all about reindeer, Santa, or that timeless ugly sweater, these disks are here to add a splash of joy to your holiday décor. Personalise it! Add your name to the countdown and watch as the excitement builds up day by day. With the easy-to-use sliding mechanism, adjusting the days till Christmas is a breeze, even when you're elbow-deep in wrapping paper. Handcrafted with love and a sprinkle of holiday magic in the Macedon Ranges, these countdown disks are more than just decorations—they're an experience. Don't let the holiday season slip by without grabbing one (or all) of these popular countdowns, because nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a custom countdown that keeps the festive spirit alive right up until Santa squeezes down the chimney! Diameter : 8cm
Christmas Jumper Gift Card Holder $19.00
Spread holiday cheer with our unique Christmas Jumper Gift Card Holder. Each one is handcrafted and hand painted with a festive jumper design. Made of timber and laser engraved, it's the perfect way to present your gift cards. Support a local family owned small business from the Macedon Ranges, Victoria. (Gift cards not included) Don’t miss out—these delightful gift card holders are flying off the shelves. Whether you’re celebrating Christmas, a birthday, or just because, make your gift stand out with a handcrafted treasure that combines practical charm with a sprinkle of festive flair!
Personalised Christmas Gift Card Holders $22.00
Unwrap a bundle of joy with our handcrafted timber Gift Card Holder, designed to make every gift card exchange a delight! Expertly made by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions in the charming town of Woodend, Victoria. This isn’t just a gift card holder—it’s a statement of style and cheer. Each holder is hand assembled and painted with meticulous care, featuring five festive designs that are sure to spread holiday magic: Merry Rudolf, The Merry Elf, Ho Ho Mrs Claus, Ho Ho Rudolph, and good old Frost feeling Merry. Choose the design that best matches your holiday spirit or mix and match for a playful touch! But it gets even better—our clever design allows the gift card to slide out effortlessly from the side, adding an extra element of fun and surprise to your gift-giving. Plus, the back of the holder is the perfect spot for your custom message. Show your appreciation and make your card truly unforgettable with a personal touch that says, “You’re special!” Don’t miss out—these delightful gift card holders are flying off the shelves. Whether you’re celebrating Christmas, a birthday, or just because, make your gift stand out with a handcrafted treasure that combines practical charm with a sprinkle of festive flair!
Personalised Coffee Shaped Teacher Gift... $22.00
Introducing the ultimate token of appreciation for your favorite teacher. A handcrafted gift card holder in the delightful shape of a coffee cup! T his isn't just any coffee cup; it's a beautifully crafted, laser-engraved work of art designed to make your teacher's day. Each piece is meticulously hand-assembled and hand-painted by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions, right in the heart of the Woodend in the Macedon Ranges. Imagine their delight when they open this charming cup to find their gift card sliding out from the top, just like the perfect brew being served. But wait, there's more! You can add your own custom message on the rear of the cup, creating a personalised touch that shows just how much you appreciate all their hard work and dedication. This unique and whimsical gift holder not only makes gifting easy but also adds a splash of fun and personality to the process. Whether you're saying thank you, celebrating a special occasion, or just showing some extra love, this coffee cup gift card holder is a sweet and memorable way to do it. Make your gesture stand out with this handcrafted gem from Unicorn Fart Productions—because every teacher deserves a little extra cheer, and every gift deserves a touch of magic! Dimensions: 13cm x 10cm
Custom Never Forget the Difference... $18.00
Say thank you to a special teacher with a gift that's as unique as they are! Our handcrafted personalised teacher gift is laser-engraved with the heartwarming message, "Never forget the difference you've made," making it a perfect tribute to their hard work and dedication.  Crafted and painted by the talented local team at Unicorn Fart Productions in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, this gift isn't just charming it's packed with thoughtful details. A delightful gift card slides out from the middle, adding a personal touch to your gratitude. Plus, a custom Christmas message on the rear ensures your gift is festive and memorable. Celebrate the impact of a great teacher with this fun, engaging, and beautifully crafted keepsake. It's more than just a present; it's a heartfelt thank you wrapped in creativity and care! Dimensions: 11cm x 8cm
Personalised Teach Love Inspire Teacher... $18.00
Give the gift of inspiration with our handcrafted, personalised teacher gift perfect for showing your appreciation this holiday season! This delightful creation features a vibrant rainbow and laser-engraved words of wisdom that are sure to brighten any teacher's day. Handcrafted and painted by the talented local team at Unicorn Fart Productions in the Macedon Ranges, each piece is a true labor of love.  The fun doesn’t stop there! A charming gift card slides out from the middle, making your gift even more special. Plus, a custom Christmas message on the rear adds a personal touch that’s sure to make your teacher smile. Celebrate your favorite educator with this unique, heartfelt token of thanks that combines artistry and thoughtfulness in one dazzling package. Dimensions: 11cm x 8cm
Personalised Hero Teacher Gift Card... $18.00
Give your favorite teacher a gift that's as unique as they are with our handcrafted, personalised affirmation keepsake! This delightful creation from the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions is laser engraved with uplifting affirmations and your own custom message because teachers deserve to hear just how amazing they are.  Crafted and painted with love by our local Macedon Ranges artisans, this piece also features a clever gift card that slides out from the middle, adding a surprise element to your thoughtful present. And just when you think it can't get any better, flip it over to reveal a custom Christmas message on the rear. It's the perfect blend of functionality and festive cheer, making it a memorable gift for any occasion.  Celebrate your teacher in style and spread some holiday joy with this one-of-a-kind token of appreciation! Dimensions: 11cm x 8cm
World's Best Teacher Hands Down... $18.00
Looking for a teacher gift that stands out? Look no further! Our handcrafted, personalised gift for teachers is a class act. With a laser-engraved message that reads "World's Best Teacher Hands Down," this keepsake is as unique as the amazing teacher it's meant for. Handcrafted and painted to perfection by the creative geniuses at Unicorn Fart Productions in the beautiful Macedon Ranges, this piece is more than just a token of appreciation—it's a mini masterpiece. But wait, there's more! Flip it over to reveal a custom Christmas message on the back, adding an extra touch of holiday cheer. And here’s the best part: there's a secret slot at the top where a gift card slides out, making it a surprise within a surprise! Perfect for adding a personal touch to your thanks, this fun and functional gift is sure to earn you an A+ in gratitude. Dimensions: 16cm x 7cm
DIY Christmas Build a Reindeer... $8.00
Get ready to prance into holiday fun with Unicorn Fart Productions' DIY Reindeer Ornament Kit! Our charming reindeer, laser-cut and engraved in the heart of Woodend, Victoria, is waiting for your little elves to bring him to life. Whether he’s Rudolph with a shiny red nose or a reindeer with a creative twist, this ornament is a canvas for endless festive fun! The kit includes all the paints and brushes needed to give your reindeer some holiday flair. Will he have a classic brown coat or a dazzling rainbow mane? The choice is yours, and the possibilities are as wide as Santa’s sleigh! Perfect for a joyful family craft session or a solo adventure into creativity, this DIY Reindeer Ornament is more than just a decoration—it’s a keepsake full of holiday memories.  Prance your way to a magical Christmas with Unicorn Fart Productions, where every craft is filled with a dash of whimsy and a whole lot of love!
DIY Christmas Build a Snowman... $8.00
Chill out this Christmas with Unicorn Fart Productions' DIY Snowman Ornament Kit!  Our friendly Snowman is laser-cut and engraved right here in Woodend, Victoria, just waiting for your little snow artists to deck him out in winter wonderland style. This is not just any ornament—it’s a blank canvas for frosty fun! With paints and brushes included, your kids can let their creativity snowball into a flurry of festive designs. Will your Snowman sport a classic carrot nose and top hat, or will he rock a funky, rainbow scarf? The choice is as endless as the winter snow! Perfect for a cozy family craft night or a magical solo project, this DIY Snowman Ornament makes for a delightful holiday activity. Plus, it’s a wonderful way to add a sprinkle of handmade magic to your Christmas décor. Let the crafting begin and bring home a touch of snowy charm with Unicorn Fart Productions—where holiday cheer and creativity come together in the most frosty way! 
DIY Christmas Build a Santa... $8.00
Ho-ho-hold on to your stockings—Unicorn Fart Productions is back with a DIY Santa Claus Ornament that’s ready to sleigh your Christmas crafting game!  This jolly ol’ Santa is laser-cut and engraved with love in Woodend, Victoria, just waiting for your little artists to bring him to life. Perfect for kids (and kids at heart), this ornament is more than just a decoration; it’s a canvas for creativity! The kit comes with all the paints and brushes needed to give Santa his iconic red suit—or maybe a funky new look! Whether you go classic or crazy, the end result will be a festive masterpiece that’ll jingle all the way to the top of your tree. Gather the family around for a fun-filled activity that’s sure to become a new holiday tradition. This DIY Santa Claus Ornament is the perfect way to make memories and add a personal touch to your Christmas décor. Get ready to deck the halls with Santa style, brought to you by Unicorn Fart Productions—where every craft is sprinkled with a little bit of magic and a whole lot of fun!
DIY Christmas Build a Stocking... $8.00
Unleash the magic of Christmas with our DIY Laser-Cut Stocking Ornament Kit from Unicorn Fart Productions! Get ready for some festive fun as your little ones dive into the world of creativity! This charming ornament isn't just a decoration; it's a masterpiece waiting to be personalised. Crafted with care in Woodend, Victoria, each kit includes everything needed to transform this blank canvas into a holiday treasure. Let imaginations run wild with the included paints and brushes—perfect for adding a splash of color and a touch of holiday cheer. Whether they opt for traditional red and green or decide on a rainbow of hues, every stroke adds to the magic of the season. Ideal for family bonding or a solo creative adventure, our DIY kit makes a wonderful gift and a delightful activity for all ages. Embrace the joy of crafting and create memories that sparkle brighter than Rudolph's nose! Make this Christmas unforgettable with Unicorn Fart Productions' DIY Stocking Ornament—where whimsy meets craftsmanship, right here in the heart of Victoria. Hurry, Santa's elves are waiting to see your masterpiece! 
Screwed Fathers Day Gift Card... $15.00
Introducing our Handcrafted Wooden Gift Card Holder for Father's Day Add your custom message on the back. Hey there, hero of the toolbox! We've crafted something just for you straight from the heart of Woodend, Victoria. Picture this: a finely engraved wooden gift card holder, lovingly made by a small family-run business. It's not just any holder—it's your go-to for storing those valuable cards that say, "Dad, you're the best!" Engraved with a dash of humor and a heap of truth, our holder proudly declares, "If Dad can't fix it, we're all Screwed." Because let's face it, Dad's DIY skills are legendary. From fixing wobbly chairs to rescuing tangled Christmas lights, he's the real MVP of household repairs. So, this Father's Day, treat him to something as solid as his handyman reputation. Our wooden holder isn't just a gift—it's a nod to Dad's can-do spirit and a reminder that with a little love and laughter, every fix-it challenge becomes a memorable adventure. Grab yours now and make Dad proud! Because with this holder in hand, there's no doubt he'll fix whatever comes his way—even if it's just putting a smile on your face.  
Dinner Suit Fathers Day Gift... $15.00
Timber Gift Card Holder – A Dad-Sized Hug in Wood! Add a custom message behind the gift card. Looking for a Father’s Day gift that’s as solid as Dad’s dad jokes? Look no further! Our handcrafted, laser-engraved timber gift card holder is the perfect blend of rugged charm and thoughtful design, just like the man himself. Made with love (and a bit of sawdust) in Woodend, Victoria, by our family-owned small business, this gift card holder isn’t just a place to stash a card—it’s a keepsake he’ll cherish long after the gift card has been spent. Crafted from premium timber, each holder features a unique wood grain and a custom laser engraving that adds a personal touch. Perfect for the dad who has everything (and still insists he doesn’t need anything), this sturdy piece of craftsmanship says, "You're the best," with a touch of rustic elegance. Whether it's for a special message, a coffee run on you, or that Bunnings spree he’s been hinting at, this holder turns a simple gift card into something memorable. So, give Dad a gift that’s as enduring as his love (and his never-ending wisdom). Because he deserves more than just a card—he deserves a handcrafted gift with purpose.   Size: 12cm x 6.5cm x 1.2cm  

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