Sassy Plant Markers – “High Maintenance” & “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” For plants with attitude (and plant parents who get the joke). Some plants are drama queens, some are survivors, and some are… well, both. Enter our Sassy Plant Markers, the ultimate tongue-in-cheek accessories for your pots and planters. With bold phrases like “High Maintenance” and “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later”, these little signs do all the talking so your plants don’t have to. Made to order in Woodend, VIC with sustainable 3D printing, each marker is lightweight, durable, and weather-resistant—perfect for indoor jungles, windowsill herb gardens, or gifting to that one friend who kills every plant they touch. Why You’ll Love Them: Snarky engraved phrases: “High Maintenance” + “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” 3D printed to order with eco-friendly materials Crisp finish with bold black lettering Lightweight, sturdy & reusable Works in soil, pots, planters, or even as quirky gift toppers  Proudly made in Woodend, VIC  Size Stats: Height (including stake): 100 - 110mm Sign Width: 65 - 90mm Sign Height: 30 - 40mm Whether you’re a proud plant parent or a serial plant killer, these markers keep your green buddies looking good—even if their leaves are saying otherwise.  P.S. They won’t water your plants, but they will make you laugh when you forget to.

Punny Plant Markers  Because your plants deserve punchlines too. Turn your pots into a comedy stage with our Punny Plant Marker, he ultimate way to show off your green babies and your sense of humour. Featuring quips like “Lookin’ Sharp!”, “I’m On Point!”, “Can’t Touch This!” and “Stick With Me!”, these little signs are perfect for cacti, succulents, or any spiky sidekick that loves a laugh. Made to order in Woodend, VIC using sustainable 3D printing, each marker is lightweight, durable, and finished in crisp colours that pop against your plants. Funny, functional, and fabulous, it’s plant parenting with personality.  Why You’ll Love Them: Choose 1 or 4 pun-tastic plant markers Engraved slogans: “Lookin’ Sharp!”, “I’m On Point!”, “Can’t Touch This!”, “Stick With Me!” 3D printed to order in Woodend, VIC with eco-friendly materials Durable, reusable & weather resistant White stakes with bold blue lettering for maximum pop Perfect for gifts, plant swaps, or just treating yourself  Size Stats: Total Height: 110mm Sign Width: 80mm Sign Height: 20mm Pop them in your pots and let your plants crack the jokes for once.  P.S. They won’t water your plants for you, but they will distract from that one cactus you’ve definitely forgotten about. 🦄

“Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” Plant Marker  For drama-queen plants and the humans who love them. Some plants thrive, some survive, and some… well, they’re just here for a good time, not a long time. Enter the “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” Plant Marker—a bold little sign that perfectly sums up the emotional rollercoaster of plant parenthood. 3D printed to order in Woodend, VIC, these snarky stakes come in vibrant matte colours and slide effortlessly into pots, planters, or straight into your jungle of questionable survivors. Funny, durable, and oh-so-relatable, they’re the ultimate gift for plant parents with a sense of humour. Why You’ll Love Them: Cheeky engraved slogan: “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” 3D printed in colours that pop  Made to order in Woodend, VIC (because your plant deserves local sass) Lightweight, durable & weather resistant Available in Pink, Orange, Blue, and Black Perfect for houseplants, herb gardens, or that one plant you keep “trying” to keep alive Size Stats: Height: 130mm Sign Width: 50mm Sign Height: 30mm Stick one in a pot and watch your guests laugh harder than your plant photosynthesises.  P.S. No plants were harmed in the making of these signs… but we can’t promise the same once you get them home. 🦄