Punny Plant Markers 

Because your plants deserve punchlines too.

Turn your pots into a comedy stage with our Punny Plant Marker, he ultimate way to show off your green babies and your sense of humour. Featuring quips like “Lookin’ Sharp!”, “I’m On Point!”, “Can’t Touch This!” and “Stick With Me!”, these little signs are perfect for cacti, succulents, or any spiky sidekick that loves a laugh.

Made to order in Woodend, VIC using sustainable 3D printing, each marker is lightweight, durable, and finished in crisp colours that pop against your plants. Funny, functional, and fabulous, it’s plant parenting with personality. 

Why You’ll Love Them:

• Choose 1 or 4 pun-tastic plant markers

• Engraved slogans: “Lookin’ Sharp!”, “I’m On Point!”, “Can’t Touch This!”, “Stick With Me!”

• 3D printed to order in Woodend, VIC with eco-friendly materials

• Durable, reusable & weather resistant

• White stakes with bold blue lettering for maximum pop

• Perfect for gifts, plant swaps, or just treating yourself

 Size Stats:

• Total Height: 110mm

• Sign Width: 80mm

• Sign Height: 20mm

Pop them in your pots and let your plants crack the jokes for once. 

P.S. They won’t water your plants for you, but they will distract from that one cactus you’ve definitely forgotten about. 🦄

Some of our awesome products are made to order! That means your unique piece is crafted just for you, with love and care, right here in the Macedon Ranges. So, while it might take a little longer to arrive, it’s worth the wait!

• Production time: 1–3 days.
• Shipping time: 3–7 days.
• Express shipping: 1–4 days.

All orders are shipped by Australia Post and include tracking. You will receive a tracking number once the order is fulfilled.

Local pick-up is available from Woodend, Victoria! 

You’ll get an email when your item is ready. We will also contact you to arrange a pick-up date and time that works for you.