Sassy Plant Markers – “High Maintenance” & “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later”

For plants with attitude (and plant parents who get the joke).

Some plants are drama queens, some are survivors, and some are… well, both. Enter our Sassy Plant Markers, the ultimate tongue-in-cheek accessories for your pots and planters. With bold phrases like “High Maintenance” and “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later”, these little signs do all the talking so your plants don’t have to.

Made to order in Woodend, VIC with sustainable 3D printing, each marker is lightweight, durable, and weather-resistant—perfect for indoor jungles, windowsill herb gardens, or gifting to that one friend who kills every plant they touch.

Why You’ll Love Them:

• Snarky engraved phrases: “High Maintenance” + “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later”

• 3D printed to order with eco-friendly materials

• Crisp finish with bold black lettering

• Lightweight, sturdy & reusable

• Works in soil, pots, planters, or even as quirky gift toppers 

• Proudly made in Woodend, VIC 

Size Stats:

• Height (including stake): 100 - 110mm

• Sign Width: 65 - 90mm

• Sign Height: 30 - 40mm

Whether you’re a proud plant parent or a serial plant killer, these markers keep your green buddies looking good—even if their leaves are saying otherwise. 

P.S. They won’t water your plants, but they will make you laugh when you forget to.

Some of our awesome products are made to order! That means your unique piece is crafted just for you, with love and care, right here in the Macedon Ranges. So, while it might take a little longer to arrive, it’s worth the wait!

• Production time: 1–3 days.
• Shipping time: 3–7 days.
• Express shipping: 1–4 days.

All orders are shipped by Australia Post and include tracking. You will receive a tracking number once the order is fulfilled.

Local pick-up is available from Woodend, Victoria! 

You’ll get an email when your item is ready. We will also contact you to arrange a pick-up date and time that works for you.