New Products

"Official Taste Tester’s Tool" Wooden Spoon  Because someone has to make sure the food is up to standard! This laser-engraved wooden spoon is a must-have for the self-appointed quality control expert in your kitchen. Whether they’re sneaking spoonfuls of cookie dough, testing the pasta “just one more time,” or making sure the icing isn’t too sweet, this spoon makes their role official! Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is perfect for taste testers of all ages who take their job very seriously. Laser-Engraved for Maximum Authority – Now there’s no arguing when someone says, "I need to taste it first!" Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed by a family-run business that understands the fine art of kitchen “sampling.” High-Quality Beechwood – Durable, lightweight, and ready for all your stirring, mixing, and tasting needs. The Perfect Gift for Foodies & Sneaky Snackers – Ideal for bakers, home chefs, kids who love to “help,” and anyone who believes taste-testing is a full-time job. A Fun and Functional Addition to Any Kitchen – Because if you're going to steal bites, you might as well do it with an official spoon. Whether you're the head chef, the sous chef, or just the lucky one who gets first dibs, this spoon is your official badge of honour. Add it to your collection or gift it to the taste tester in your life!

"Didn't I Feed You Yesterday?" Wooden Spoon  Because someone in the house is always acting like they’re starving... again! This laser-engraved wooden spoon is the perfect kitchen accessory for tired parents, exasperated pet owners, and anyone who swears they just served a meal five minutes ago. Featuring the hilariously relatable phrase “Didn’t I Feed You Yesterday?”, this spoon is both a cooking tool and a much-needed reality check for snack-demanders everywhere. Handmade by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is a must-have for kitchens where second breakfasts, endless snacks, and suspiciously timed hunger strikes are a daily occurrence. Laser-Engraved with Perfect Parental Sass – A gentle (but firm) reminder that the kitchen is not a 24/7 buffet. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Created by a family-run business that knows the struggle is real. High-Quality Bamboo – Lightweight, durable, and strong enough to stir up dinner (and some well-deserved guilt). Perfect Gift for Parents & Pet Owners – Whether it’s for a mum, dad, or the person responsible for feeding the world’s most dramatic eater, this spoon makes a funny yet totally practical gift. Great for Any Kitchen – Because everyone knows at least one person who always seems to be hungry. Whether you're serving up a meal or just reminding your household that they do, in fact, eat daily, this spoon is the perfect way to add a little humour to your kitchen routine. Add it to your collection or gift it to a fellow “head chef” who can relate!

"Shit Stirrer" Wooden Spoon  Because some people stir more than just the pot! This laser-engraved wooden spoon is the perfect kitchen essential for the mischief-maker in your life. Whether they’re stirring sauces or stirring up drama, this utensil lets everyone know exactly what they’re about. Handmade by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is a funny, functional, and slightly cheeky addition to any kitchen. Laser-Engraved for Maximum Truth-Telling – Whether in the kitchen or in life, some people just can’t help but stir things up. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Created by a family-run business that knows a good spoon—and a good joke—when they see one. High-Quality Beechwood – Sturdy, durable, and ready for mixing, flipping, or just waving dramatically in conversations. The Perfect Gift – Ideal for kitchen pranksters, sarcastic friends, and anyone who embraces their inner shit stirrer. Guaranteed to Get Laughs – Just make sure the recipient actually cooks before handing them this spoon! Whether you’re cooking up something delicious or just making trouble, this spoon is a must-have for the ultimate stirrer in every household. Add it to your kitchen or gift it to someone who takes their stirring skills seriously!

"If I Stirred It, It’s Homemade" Wooden Spoon Because effort is effort, right? This laser-engraved wooden spoon is for those who believe that stirring the pot (literally or figuratively) counts as cooking. Whether you’re a master chef or just the designated taste tester, this spoon lets you claim full homemade credit with minimal effort. Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is as funny as it is functional. Laser-Engraved for Maximum Excuse-Making – If you stirred it, you contributed—case closed. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business that knows kitchen shortcuts deserve recognition. High-Quality Beechwood – Sturdy, durable, and perfect for mixing, serving, and getting out of actual cooking. The Perfect Gift – Ideal for lazy chefs, kitchen comedians, and anyone who wants credit without the cleanup. Guaranteed to Start Conversations – Or at least convince someone else to cook the rest. Whether you’re whipping up a feast or just stirring the gravy and calling it a day, this spoon is the ultimate kitchen sidekick. Grab one for yourself or gift it to a friend who knows how to take credit where credit is due!

"Official Taste Tester’s Tool" Wooden Spoon  Because every great chef needs a dedicated taste tester! This laser-engraved wooden spoon is the perfect kitchen essential for those who take their "quality control" duties very seriously. Whether you're sneaking spoonfuls of cookie dough or making sure the sauce is just right, this Official Taste Tester’s Tool is your license to sample! Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is as practical as it is hilarious. Laser-Engraved for Maximum Authority – The next time someone questions why you’re “testing” the batter for the third time, just point to the spoon. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business that understands food tastes better before it’s actually served. High-Quality Beechwood – Strong, durable, and ready for mixing, stirring, and sneaky taste-testing sessions. Perfect Gift for Foodies & Kitchen Sneaks – Whether it’s for bakers, home chefs, or the designated spoon-licker of the household, this makes a fun and thoughtful gift. A Must-Have for Every Kitchen – Ideal for baking, cooking, and making sure things are “just right” (even if they were fine the first time). Whether you're an official taste tester by assignment or just by appetite, this spoon is your badge of honour! Add it to your collection or gift it to someone who knows that tasting is half the fun of cooking!

"Lick Me, You Know You Want To" Wooden Spoon  Because some things in the kitchen are just too tempting to resist! This cheeky laser-engraved wooden spoon is here to stir up some fun, sass, and a little bit of mischief in your kitchen. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is perfect for those who enjoy cooking, baking, and a well-placed innuendo. Laser-Engraved with Playful Sass – Featuring the flirty phrase "Lick Me, You Know You Want To", this spoon makes sure your desserts aren’t the only thing getting attention. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with care by a local family-run business that believes kitchen tools should be fun and functional. High-Quality Beechwood – Durable, lightweight, and perfect for stirring, serving, and making people blush. The Ultimate Gift for Fun-Loving Foodies – Great for bakers, home chefs, newlyweds, and anyone who enjoys a little humor with their cooking. Guaranteed to Get a Reaction – Whether you're whipping up a storm or just licking the spoon for the best part, this utensil brings the fun to function. Perfect for kitchen pranksters, dessert lovers, and those who don’t take cooking too seriously, this spoon is as playful as it is practical. Add it to your kitchen or gift it to someone who always "accidentally" eats the batter!

"Spooning Leads to Forking" Wooden Spatula  Because what happens in the kitchen… doesn’t always stay in the kitchen! This cheeky, laser-engraved wooden spatula is stirring up more than just sauces—it’s serving a side of sass and a whole lot of innuendo. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this utensil is perfect for those who love a good meal and a good laugh. Laser-Engraved with Saucy Humour – The phrase "Spooning Leads to Forking" makes this the most flirtatious utensil in your kitchen drawer. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business that knows cooking should always be fun! High-Quality Bamboo – Durable, lightweight, and gentle on cookware (because, let’s be real, you’ll be using this one a lot). Perfect for Gifting – A hilarious housewarming, wedding, or anniversary gift for couples who love cooking and cuddling. Guaranteed to Get Laughs – Whether it’s at a dinner party or date night, this spatula keeps the mood light and the food hot. Perfect for home chefs, foodies, and anyone with a naughty sense of humour, this utensil is functional, funny, and just the right amount of inappropriate. Add it to your kitchen or gift it to someone who appreciates a well-cooked meal and a well-placed joke!

Sarcastic Laser-Engraved Kitchen Utensils Because cooking is an adventure… and sometimes a gamble! From the talented, fun-loving crew at Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, comes this hilariously honest kitchen utensil. Laser-engraved with the cheeky phrase "I haven’t given anyone food poisoning… yet!", this wooden slotted spoon is the perfect blend of practicality, sass, and low-key kitchen confidence. Laser-Engraved Sarcasm – Because every meal is made with love… and just a little uncertainty. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Created by a local, family-run business that understands the fine line between a gourmet meal and a kitchen disaster. High-Quality Bamboo – Sturdy, durable, and safe for non-stick cookware—because the food is risky enough, no need to add scratched pans to the mix. Perfect for Gifting – Whether it’s for a home chef, a reluctant cook, or that one friend whose cooking is always “an experience,” this utensil is bound to get laughs. Guaranteed to Make Cooking More Fun – Even if the meal itself is questionable. Whether you're serving up a feast or ordering takeout because dinner went south, this sarcastic wooden spoon is the ultimate kitchen sidekick. Add it to your collection or gift it to someone who cooks with just enough "hope for the best" energy!

Sassy Laser-Engraved Kitchen Utensils  Because cooking should come with a side of sarcasm and sass! Introducing the cheekiest wooden utensils you’ll ever own, laser-engraved with hilarious, slightly inappropriate, and 100% relatable phrases. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions, a fun-loving family-owned business that believes the kitchen should be as entertaining as the food. Laser-Engraved for Maximum Sass – With witty messages like "Lick me, you know you want to", these utensils are bound to turn heads and spark laughs. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with love (and probably a little wine) by a family-run business with a wicked sense of humour. High-Quality Bamboo – Durable, lightweight, and gentle on cookware—because no one likes scratched pots or burnt dinners. The Perfect Gift – Ideal for foodies, home chefs, sarcastic friends, and anyone who loves to stir the pot—literally and figuratively. Guaranteed to Make Cooking Fun – Because if you're going to spend time in the kitchen, you might as well have a good laugh while doing it. Whether you're whipping up a masterpiece or just trying not to burn the toast, these sassy utensils bring personality, charm, and a whole lot of attitude to your kitchen. Get yours today and start stirring up some fun!

A Dog’s Prayer Magnet – Small For the dog lovers who know their furry overlords truly rule the household, this beautifully crafted A Dog’s Prayer Magnet is both heartwarming and hilariously accurate. Proudly made in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions, a local family-owned business with a love for pets and laughter, each piece is laser-engraved and handcrafted with care. Whether it’s stuck on your fridge, filing cabinet, or any magnetic surface, this little gem is a daily reminder of who really owns the bed at night. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with love by a family-run business that knows dogs are the real bosses. Includes a Magnet on the Rear – Perfect for displaying on fridges, lockers, or anywhere your pup allows. Laser-Engraved Design – Featuring a whimsical and heartfelt dog’s prayer, guaranteed to make every pet owner nod in agreement. A Thoughtful Gift for Dog Lovers – Ideal for birthdays, housewarmings, or anyone who shares their bed with a four-legged snuggles. Whether you're a proud dog parent or simply a human lucky enough to be chosen as a canine cuddle buddy, this magnet brings charm, humour, and a whole lot of puppy love into your home.

A Dog’s Prayer Magnet – Large For the dog lovers who know their furry overlords truly rule the household, this beautifully crafted A Dog’s Prayer Magnet is both heartwarming and hilariously accurate. Proudly made in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions, a local family-owned business with a love for pets and laughter, each piece is laser-engraved and handcrafted with care. Whether it’s stuck on your fridge, filing cabinet, or any magnetic surface, this little gem is a daily reminder of who really owns the bed at night. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with love by a family-run business that knows dogs are the real bosses. Includes a Magnet on the Rear – Perfect for displaying on fridges, lockers, or anywhere your pup allows. Laser-Engraved Design – Featuring a whimsical and heartfelt dog’s prayer, guaranteed to make every pet owner nod in agreement. A Thoughtful Gift for Dog Lovers – Ideal for birthdays, housewarmings, or anyone who shares their bed with a four-legged snuggles. Whether you're a proud dog parent or simply a human lucky enough to be chosen as a canine cuddle buddy, this magnet brings charm, humour, and a whole lot of puppy love into your home.

Twerking Fairy Plant Stake – Meet Twerk-erbell Because even fairies know how to shake things up in the garden! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky twerking fairy plant stake is here to bring a little sass and a whole lot of magic to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be fun, fabulous, and just a little bit mischievous—this unique piece adds whimsy, colour, and some fairy-sized dance moves to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two twerking fairies are exactly alike, just like no two dance moves in your backyard. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a sense of humour and a love for all things magical. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Fairy Enthusiasts – Whether you believe in fairies or just appreciate a good booty shake, this stake adds instant charm. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Designed to withstand the elements, because a fairy that can twerk through a storm is one worth keeping. A fun and fabulous gift for gardeners, fairy fans, or anyone who enjoys a little extra personality in their plant collection. Whether it’s adding a sprinkle of magic to your herbs or making your flowers feel like they’re at a fairy rave, this little twerking fairy will be right at home, shaking her wings in style!

Cat-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Tuna Turner Because no garden is complete without a little feline flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky cat-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of whiskered charm to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as fun as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring personality, colour, and a little bit of cattitude to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two cats are exactly alike, just like no two garden adventures are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Cat Enthusiasts – Whether you have a real feline friend or just admire their independent spirit, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Designed to withstand the elements, just like a determined cat staring through a closed door. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, cat lovers, or anyone who enjoys a bit of playful personality in their plant collection. Whether it's watching over your herbs or judging your gardening skills from a safe distance, this feline friend will fit right in!

Cat-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Sir Pounce A Lot Because no garden is complete without a little feline flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky cat-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of whiskered charm to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as fun as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring personality, colour, and a little bit of cattitude to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two cats are exactly alike, just like no two garden adventures are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Cat Enthusiasts – Whether you have a real feline friend or just admire their independent spirit, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Designed to withstand the elements, just like a determined cat staring through a closed door. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, cat lovers, or anyone who enjoys a bit of playful personality in their plant collection. Whether it's watching over your herbs or judging your gardening skills from a safe distance, this feline friend will fit right in!

Cat-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Meowly Cyrus Because no garden is complete without a little feline flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky cat-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of whiskered charm to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as fun as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring personality, colour, and a little bit of cattitude to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two cats are exactly alike, just like no two garden adventures are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Cat Enthusiasts – Whether you have a real feline friend or just admire their independent spirit, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Designed to withstand the elements, just like a determined cat staring through a closed door. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, cat lovers, or anyone who enjoys a bit of playful personality in their plant collection. Whether it's watching over your herbs or judging your gardening skills from a safe distance, this feline friend will fit right in!

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Rosebitch Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Mulch Tart Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Sproutzilla Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Lettuce Cluck Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Sunny Side Up Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Dirt Diva Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Peck Berry Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Petal Peck Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Basil Beak Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Hennydew Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Peckpermint Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Eggplant Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Thyme Nugget Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Bok Choy Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

Attention, gentlemen! Before you step up, take a deep breath, and let’s have a moment of honesty… your aim needs work, and your measurements? Well, let’s just say "man inches" aren’t real. This laser-engraved, hand-painted, and vinyl-wrapped sign is the subtle (but not-so-subtle) reminder that standing closer is always a good idea. Handmade by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, it’s the perfect mix of humour and practicality. Precision Laser Engraving and Hand-Painted Details – Because if your aim can’t be sharp, at least your décor can be. Vinyl-Wrapped for Durability – Built to last, unlike your excuses for missing the mark. Locally Made in Woodend, Victoria – A handcrafted piece created with both artistry and a deep understanding of men’s overestimations. Ready to Hang – Includes rear mount, so installation is easier than convincing you to admit the truth. Classy Yet Hilarious – Because, mate, it’s not that long, and it never was. Ideal for pubs, home bathrooms, mancaves, or anywhere that sees a suspiciously high amount of "near misses." Whether it’s a cheeky gift or a necessity, this sign is guaranteed to get laughs—and hopefully improve aim.

Let’s face it, fellas—your aim isn’t as good as you think, and neither is your measurement. This laser-engraved, hand-painted, and vinyl-wrapped sign is here to gently remind (or outright call out) those who need to reconsider their stance at the urinal. Handmade by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this is the ultimate bathroom reality check. Laser Engraved and Hand-Painted – Elegant lettering meets a hilarious message, delivering class with a side of much-needed truth. Vinyl-Wrapped for Durability – Because this message will be needed for years to come. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed by someone who clearly understands the struggle of bathroom “mishaps.” Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang where it’s needed most—directly in front of the splash zone. Blunt but Effective – Because, mate, it’s not as long as you think, and yes, “man inches” are a real thing. Perfect for man caves, pubs, bathrooms, and anywhere that needs a serious accuracy upgrade. Whether as a cheeky housewarming gift or a last-ditch effort to protect your floors, this sign is both hilarious and 100% necessary.

Please Stand Closer – It’s Shorter Than You Think Let’s be honest—sometimes a little reality check is needed. This laser-engraved, hand-painted, and vinyl-wrapped sign delivers an important yet hilariously direct message to the men in your household: overconfidence is not always your friend. Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this sign is designed for bathrooms, pubs, man caves, and anywhere that seems to suffer from a little “miscalculation.” Laser Engraved and Hand-Painted – Crisp, classic lettering with a stylish vintage-inspired frame, making the message both elegant and effective. Vinyl-Wrapped for Durability – Because this message will need to be read over and over again. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with care, skill, and an undeniable understanding of bathroom accuracy struggles. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang where it’s needed most—near the scene of the crime. Funny Yet Functional – Let’s just say… it’s not as long as you think, mate. An essential addition to any male-populated household, pub restroom, or place where “misfires” tend to happen. Whether as a housewarming gift, a cheeky joke, or a last-ditch effort to protect your floors, this sign gets the message across with style, humour, and undeniable truth.

Please Stand Closer – It’s Shorter Than You Think A gentle reminder for the gentlemen in your life, because sometimes accuracy matters more than confidence. Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this laser-engraved, hand-painted, and vinyl-wrapped sign delivers a hilariously necessary message in the most stylish way possible. Perfect for guest bathrooms, man caves, or anywhere that seems to suffer from "overestimation issues." Laser Engraved and Hand-Painted – Crisp, clear lettering and vintage-inspired flourishes ensure the message is both elegant and effective. Vinyl-Wrapped for Durability – A smooth, easy-to-clean finish that stands up to time, just like the joke never gets old. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed by a local artisan who clearly understands the struggle. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang in bathrooms, pubs, or anywhere that could use a little “direction.” Refined Yet Unmistakably Direct – The elegant design gives it a touch of class, but let's be real—it’s here to prevent “splash zones.” An absolute must-have for households with men, public restrooms, or anyone who appreciates a well-aimed joke. Whether it’s for housewarmings, birthdays, or just a much-needed intervention, this sign brings style, humour, and a much-needed accuracy check to any space.

Driving My Husband Crazy, One Chicken at a Time For the backyard chicken keeper who swore they’d stop at just a few hens… but somehow keeps adding more, this laser-engraved and hand-painted sign is the perfect way to own it. Crafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this bold, funny, and slightly too relatable sign is a must-have for any chicken-loving household—especially one where the husband has given up trying to count the flock. Laser Engraved and Hand-Painted – Vibrant colors bring these sassy hens to life, adding extra personality to the already hilarious message. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed with love, humor, and just a hint of chicken math denial. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang, because let’s be honest—you have more chickens to buy and no time for DIY. Perfect for Chicken Lovers – Whether you have two hens or twenty, this sign lets everyone know exactly how your backyard farm (and marriage) is going. Durable and Rustic – Built to last, just like your husband's patience—though, let’s be real, the sign will probably last longer. This sign makes a fantastic gift for backyard chicken keepers, homesteaders, or anyone whose “just one more” has turned into an entire flock. Whether for Mother’s Day, a birthday, or just as a lighthearted addition to the coop, it’s the perfect way to celebrate chicken addiction in style.

"I'd Smoke That" Dinosaur BBQ Serving Board For the grill master who takes their meat seriously—but not themselves—this laser-engraved serving board is a must-have. Featuring a T-Rex eyeing up a tasty stack of smoked meats, this board is as legendary as your low-and-slow BBQ skills. Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this unique board is the perfect blend of humour, function, and prehistoric passion for perfectly smoked cuts. Laser Engraved Design – Boldly states “I’d Smoke That” alongside a dinosaur planning its next BBQ feast, making it both hilarious and highly relatable for any meat lover. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a local artisan, ensuring a one-of-a-kind design with authentic craftsmanship. Perfect for BBQ Lovers – Ideal for slicing, serving, and showing off at every cookout, because a great brisket deserves an equally great presentation. Round Paddle Board Style – Complete with a sturdy handle and a hole for easy hanging, making storage as effortless as your slow-smoked ribs. High-Quality Timber – Durable and stylish, designed to handle everything from juicy steaks to charcuterie spreads. This serving board makes a fantastic gift for BBQ enthusiasts, dinosaur fans, and pitmasters who love to add a bit of fun to their grilling game. Whether it’s for a birthday, Father’s Day, or a legendary weekend cookout, this board is guaranteed to spark conversation—and maybe even some friendly competition over who really makes the best smoked meat Dimensions/Size: 32cm (H) x 24cm (W) x 0.8cm (D)

Some serving boards are just practical. This one comes with a built-in eviction notice. Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this laser-engraved serving board is the perfect blend of style, function, and just the right amount of sass. Designed for hosts who know how to keep a good party going—but also know when it’s time for guests to leave—this board is a hilarious addition to any kitchen or entertaining space. Laser Engraved Design – Features the cheeky phrase “If You Can Read This, The Snacks Are Gone. It’s Time to Go Home”, because nothing says “party’s over” like an empty charcuterie board. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – A locally crafted piece that adds personality to any gathering. Perfect for Entertaining – Ideal for serving everything from cheese and crackers to desserts, all while letting guests know when the good stuff is officially gone. Rustic and Functional – A sturdy handle with a hole for easy hanging, making it as practical as it is funny. High-Quality Timber – Durable, stylish, and designed to last through many snack-fueled gatherings. This board makes a fantastic gift for foodies, entertainers, or anyone with a great sense of humour. Whether for a housewarming, birthday, or just a fun addition to your kitchen, this board is guaranteed to get laughs—until the snacks run out. Dimensions/Size: 39cm (H) x 19.5cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

For the backyard pit master who takes their low and slow seriously, this laser-engraved serving board is the ultimate BBQ companion. Whether you’re slicing brisket, pulling pork, or just flexing your grilling skills, this board says it all—"I’d Smoke That!" Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this board is built for serious meat lovers who appreciate a well-marbled cut and a good laugh. Laser Engraved Design – Features a butcher-style cut diagram of beef, pork, and chicken, making it both functional and hilarious. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed by a local artisan, supporting small business and authentic craftsmanship. Built for BBQ Kings and Queens – Perfect for slicing, serving, and making your guests jealous of your grilling skills. Juice Groove for Mess-Free Prep – Keeps all those delicious juices where they belong—on your meat, not your counter. Durable and Stylish – High-quality wood that’s sturdy enough for your biggest cuts but classy enough to display when not in use. This serving board makes a fantastic gift for BBQ enthusiasts, pitmasters, and meat lovers who know that real cooking happens over fire and smoke. Whether it’s for Father’s Day, a birthday, or just an excuse to fire up the smoker, this board is the ultimate blend of humour and functionality. Because if you wouldn’t smoke it, is it even worth eating? Dimensions/Size: 27.5cm (H) x 19.5cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

For the backyard chicken whisperer who’s not just raising hens but absolutely crushing it, this laser-engraved serving board is the perfect blend of rustic charm and farmyard fun. Crafted from Acacia timber and made by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this board is as durable as it is stylish. Whether you’re serving up fresh eggs, cheese, or a feast fit for a flock, it’s a conversation starter that will have guests clucking with laughter. Laser Engraved Design – Deeply etched with the cheeky phrase: "I never dreamed I'd be a super cool chicken lady... but here I am, killing it!" accompanied by beautifully detailed hens and roosters. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – A locally crafted piece that supports small artisans and brings authentic country character to your kitchen. Perfect for Entertaining – Ideal for serving charcuterie, bread, or fresh farm-to-table goodies with style. Rustic and Functional – The sturdy handle with a hole allows for easy hanging when not in use, doubling as a charming kitchen display. This serving board makes the ultimate gift for chicken lovers, homesteaders, and farm-fresh enthusiasts. Whether it’s for Mother’s Day, a birthday, or just because, it’s a practical yet hilarious way to celebrate farm life. Because let’s face it—being a chicken lady is no small feat, and you deserve a board that proves you’re doing it right. Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

Handmade with a Wicked Twist – Straight from Woodend, Victoria Looking for a fun and slightly mischievous way to let someone know they’re on your mind? This handcrafted Voodoo Doll "We've Been Thinking of You" Sign is packed with character, humor, and just the right amount of eerie charm. Designed to be a conversation starter, it’s perfect for adding personality to any space, making a unique gift, or simply getting a few laughs from visitors. Crafted by the family-owned Unicorn Fart Productions, this multi-layer wooden sign is made with care and attention to detail. Each layer adds depth to the design, bringing the little voodoo doll to life with its stitched-up expression, heart patch, and a few well-placed pins for good measure. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria by a passionate, family-run business Multi-layer wooden construction, giving it a bold, eye-catching 3D effect Hand-painted and vinyl wrapped for a high-quality, long-lasting finish 25cm diameter – just the right size to make an impact without overpowering a space Hanging point on the back, making it easy to display on a wall, door, or anywhere that needs a little extra personality Whether you’re looking for a quirky gift, a unique décor piece, or a playful way to send a message, this sign is bound to stand out. With a mix of handcrafted quality, clever design, and a hint of dark humor, it’s a perfect addition to any collection.

Celebrate fresh, local eggs with this 25cm diameter handcrafted sign, designed to bring rustic charm and a touch of humour to any farm gate, backyard coop, or country home. Proudly made by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this sign is perfect for those who take pride in their feathered workforce and the freshest eggs in town. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed and crafted with care, ensuring a high-quality, locally made piece. 25cm Diameter – A great size that makes an impact while fitting seamlessly into various spaces. Durable Painted Finish – Ensures a smooth, long-lasting, and easy-to-maintain surface. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang for quick and effortless installation. Charming and Playful Design – Features the phrase "Support Your Local Egg Dealer" in bold lettering, accompanied by whimsical chicken illustrations for a fun, eye-catching touch. Perfect for Small-Scale Farmers and Egg Enthusiasts – Ideal for displaying at farm gates, chicken coops, or market stalls to show support for local, farm-fresh eggs. This sign makes a fantastic gift for backyard chicken keepers, homesteaders, or anyone who appreciates fresh, locally sourced produce. Handmade with attention to detail, it is a unique and charming addition to any rural or farm-inspired setting.

For those proudly running a backyard egg operation, this 25cm diameter handcrafted sign is the perfect way to let the world know where the freshest eggs in town come from. Made by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this sign blends humour with rustic charm, making it an ideal addition to any chicken coop, farm gate, or country home. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed and crafted with care by a local artist, ensuring a high-quality and unique piece. 25cm Diameter – A great size that stands out while fitting seamlessly into a variety of settings. Durable Vinyl-Wrapped Finish – Ensures a smooth, long-lasting surface that is easy to clean and resistant to wear. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang, making installation quick and effortless. Fun and Quirky Design – Features the phrase "Local Egg Dealer" in bold lettering, complemented by charming illustrated chickens to add personality and charm. Perfect for Egg Sellers and Hobby Farmers – Whether selling eggs from the front gate or simply celebrating a love for backyard chickens, this sign adds a touch of humour and character to any setting. A fantastic gift for chicken enthusiasts, homesteaders, or anyone who takes their egg business seriously but not too seriously. Handmade with attention to detail, this sign is a fun and eye-catching addition to any farm or home.

This 25cm diameter handcrafted sign is the perfect way to greet guests with a touch of humour and warmth. Designed for dog lovers, it proudly states that all who enter will be sniffed, licked, slobbered on, barked at, and most importantly, loved. Made by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this unique piece combines personality with high-quality craftsmanship. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Each piece is crafted with care, ensuring a distinctive and high-quality design. 25cm Diameter – A bold and eye-catching size that makes a statement in any home, porch, or entryway. Durable Vinyl-Wrapped Finish – Professionally applied for a smooth, long-lasting, and easy-to-maintain surface. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang for effortless installation in any space. Charming and Playful Design – Features a beautifully illustrated Labradoodle, paired with a humorous and welcoming message that sets the tone for any dog-friendly home. Perfect for Dog Owners and Pet Lovers – Ideal for front porches, entryways, living rooms, or anywhere that embraces the joy and love of having a four-legged family member. This sign makes a great gift for dog owners, pet lovers, or anyone who enjoys a lighthearted and welcoming home environment. Handmade with care, it is a unique and high-quality decorative piece that adds warmth and character to any space.

This 25cm diameter handcrafted sign is the perfect addition to any dog-friendly home, designed to bring warmth, humour, and personality to your entryway. Proudly made by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this piece is crafted with care and attention to detail, making it a standout decorative piece for dog lovers. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed and crafted locally, ensuring a unique and high-quality product. 25cm Diameter – A generous size that makes a statement while fitting seamlessly into various spaces. Durable Painted Finish – The design is professionally applied for a smooth, long-lasting, and easy-to-clean surface. Mount Included on Rear – Comes ready to hang, making installation quick and hassle-free. Charming and Humorous Design – Features an adorable, happy dog illustration along with a lighthearted message welcoming visitors while setting the house rules. Perfect for Dog Owners – Ideal for front porches, entryways, or living spaces, celebrating the love and loyalty of furry family members. This sign makes a thoughtful gift for pet lovers, dog owners, and anyone who appreciates a touch of humour in their home decor. Handmade with care, it is a unique and high-quality addition to any home.

Bring humour and rustic charm to your space with this handcrafted 25cm diameter wall sign, perfect for farmhouses, kitchens, coops, and quirky home décor. Made by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this piece is designed to stand out with its bold, fun message and eye-catching artwork. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with care by a local artist, ensuring a unique and high-quality design. 25cm Diameter – A great size for making a statement while still fitting perfectly in a variety of spaces. Durable Painted Finish – Protects the design while adding a professional and long-lasting touch. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang right out of the box for effortless installation. Bold and Humorous Design – Features a stylishly illustrated chicken wearing glasses and a headscarf, paired with the cheeky phrase "I Poop Breakfast – What's Your Superpower?" Perfect for Farmhouse or Country-Style Décor – Ideal for kitchens, outdoor coops, cafés, and humorous gift-giving. This sign makes a fantastic conversation starter and a fun gift for chicken lovers, farmers, or anyone who enjoys a bit of rustic humour in their décor. Handmade with attention to detail, it is a unique piece that brings personality to any setting.

Add a touch of rustic charm and country warmth to your home with this adorable Highland Cow Welcome Sign, lovingly crafted by hand in Woodend, Victoria. Expertly Handmade – Designed and crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this sign is made with attention to detail, ensuring a unique and high-quality piece that radiates warmth and hospitality. Perfectly Sized at 25cm Diameter – Large enough to be a standout feature yet versatile enough to complement both indoor and outdoor spaces. Beautifully Designed – Featuring a charming Highland Cow adorned with a floral crown, this sign is delicately detailed with soft pastel tones and hand-drawn botanical elements, creating a welcoming and cozy feel. Ideal for Entryways, Porches, and Gardens – Whether you hang it by your front door, in your garden nook, or inside your farmhouse-inspired interior, this sign is a delightful addition to any space. Built to last, this locally handcrafted sign is perfect for both indoor and outdoor display, making it a fantastic choice for front porches, patios, and even barn-style decor. A Thoughtful Gift – Looking for a unique housewarming, birthday, or Mother’s Day gift? This Highland Cow Welcome Sign is a perfect choice for animal lovers, farmhouse enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates handcrafted art. Ready to Hang – Designed for effortless display, this sign is lightweight yet sturdy, ensuring an easy installation in any setting. Welcome guests in style with this handcrafted, Woodend-made Highland Cow sign – where country charm meets artistic elegance!

Add a touch of humour to your home with this quirky, handcrafted sign that perfectly captures the delightful chaos of family life! Locally Handmade in Woodend, Victoria, this high-quality sign is crafted with precision and care to bring character and charm to any space. Generous 25cm Diameter – Large enough to be a statement piece while fitting seamlessly into any room, from living spaces to man caves and home bars. Vinyl-Wrapped Finish – Featuring a bold and playful design, the sign is expertly wrapped in durable vinyl, ensuring vibrant colours, long-lasting quality, and an eye-catching appeal. The text pops beautifully against the stylish blue background, giving it a unique aesthetic. A Fun Message That Says It All:"Beware of Husband – Kids and Pets Are Also Sketchy… Wife is AWESOME!"Perfect for homes where mischief thrives and the wife reigns supreme! Whether it’s a cheeky gift or a fun décor piece, this sign will bring plenty of laughs. Ready to Hang – Lightweight yet sturdy, this sign is easy to mount on any wall, making it a hassle-free addition to your home décor. Perfect Gift Idea – Ideal for housewarmings, birthdays, anniversaries, or just because. It’s a fantastic choice for anyone with a great sense of humour!

Make a bold (and hilarious) first impression with this cheeky wall sign! Whether you're hosting a wild gathering, managing daily life, or just embracing the beautifully unpredictable mess that is existence—this sign says it all. With its stylish script and metallic shimmer, it adds just the right touch of sass and humour to any space. Perfect for party lovers, home bars, or anyone who thrives in controlled (or uncontrolled) chaos. Designed and created in Woodend, Victoria. Size: Perfectly sized to make a statement without overpowering your shitshow. Dimensions: 25cm Diameter

If at first you don't succeed.... Skydiving is not for you. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or five we won't judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

If at first you don't succeed.... Skydiving is not for you. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 76mm x 72mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I'm sorry did I roll my eyes out loud? Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!