Dick & Balls Christmas Ornament

Who says holiday decorations can’t be a little cheeky?

Meet the Festive Furry ornament, the most unapologetically fabulous ornament to grace your Christmas tree this year! With intricate mandala-style laser engraving, a sprinkle of glitter sparkle, and a design that might make Grandma do a double-take, this ornament is here to sleigh.

Lovingly handcrafted by the mischief-makers at Unicorn Fart Productions, this saucy decoration is made from high-quality wood and finished with shimmering silver accents for that extra pizzazz. It’s bold, it’s fun, and it’s sure to be the star of your holiday décor (or at least the most talked-about piece at Christmas dinner).

Why You’ll Love It:
🎄 Intricately laser-engraved for a stunningly detailed finish.
🎄 Hand-painted with glittery silver accents to dazzle and delight.
🎄 Made with cheeky charm and festive mischief.
🎄 Perfect for spicing up your tree or gifting to your most hilarious friend.

Ready to give your holidays a playful twist? Hang this beauty on your tree and watch as the compliments (and laughs) roll in.

After all, Christmas should be as fabulous and fun as you are! 🎅✨

Some of our awesome products are made to order! That means your unique piece is crafted just for you, with love and care, right here in the Macedon Ranges. So, while it might take a little longer to arrive, it’s worth the wait!

• Production time: 1–3 days.
• Shipping time: 3–7 days.
• Express shipping: 1–4 days.

All orders are shipped by Australia Post and include tracking. You will receive a tracking number once the order is fulfilled.

Local pick-up is available from Woodend, Victoria! 

You’ll get an email when your item is ready. We will also contact you to arrange a pick-up date and time that works for you.