Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - Highlight of your Day - Unicorn Fart Productions
Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - Highlight of your Day $5.00
Did you ever think shopping would be the highlight of your day? Have Kids Crafted with a dash of sass and a whole lot of patience (trust us, we know the struggle!), these magnets bring some much-needed humour to your daily chaos. When life hands you impatient little versions of yourself, why not throw some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh through the madness? Each magnet is lovingly handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria, by the creative team at Unicorn Fart Productions. Made from high-quality wood and featuring laser-engraved, cheeky phrases, these durable and rustic magnets do more than just hold up your grocery lists—they add a playful twist to your kitchen decor. Whether you're negotiating snack time for the hundredth time or just trying to survive another day, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. Perfect for yourself or as a fun gift for parents (or friends) who could use a little comic relief in their daily whirlwind. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  
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Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - Just Mopped - Unicorn Fart Productions
Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - Just Mopped $5.00
Please dont say hurtful things likePlease dont say hurtful things like, before it's disgusting again. Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets. Crafted with a touch of sass and a lot of patience (trust us, we get it), these magnets bring a much-needed dose of humor to your daily grind. After all, when life hands you little impatient versions of yourself, why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh it off? Each magnet is handcrafted from wood, with every sarcastic phrase laser-engraved for maximum impact. Durable and charmingly rustic, these magnets not only keep your notes and grocery lists secure but also add a hilarious flair to your kitchen decor. Whether you're battling through the latest snack request or just trying to hold it all together, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. They're also the perfect gift for any parent (or friend) who needs a little comic relief in their day-to-day chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  
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Charcuterie with Tree Serving Board With Handle - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Charcuterie with Tree Serving Board With Handle $35.00 $45.00
Get ready to impress your guests with this laser-engraved charcuterie board, featuring a stunning tree design etched with precision by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions in the heart of the Macedon Ranges. Not just any serving board, this beauty combines rustic charm with a dash of modern flair! Charcuterie (that’s fancy talk for an epic spread of cured meats, cheeses, fruits, and snacks) has never looked better. With the engraved tree symbolising nature’s bounty, this board is a perfect backdrop for your culinary creations. The intricate tree design captures the elegance of the outdoors, making it a delightful addition to any table setting. Crafted from high-quality timber and fitted with a handy serving handle, this board isn’t just about looks—it’s also super functional. Whether you’re entertaining friends or indulging in a cozy night of snacks, the board provides ample space to lay out your charcuterie masterpieces. So go ahead, let this tree-engraved board be the star of your next gathering! Perfect as a gift or a treat for yourself, it’s the ultimate combination of beauty, practicality, and a little bit of Unicorn Fart magic. Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)
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Highland Cow Serving Board With Handle - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Highland Cow Serving Board With Handle $35.00 $45.00
Bring a bit of the countryside to your kitchen with this handcrafted wooden serving board, engraved with an adorable Highland cow surrounded by flowers. Made in the Macedon Ranges by the fun-loving team at Unicorn Fart Productions, this board is not just a serving essential but a piece of rustic art. The Highland cow, with its signature shaggy hair and gentle eyes, adds a charming touch that will make every snack or cheese platter even more enjoyable. With a sturdy handle and plenty of space to serve up your best treats, this board combines practicality with a whimsical country vibe. It’s perfect for hosting guests or as a gift for the Highland cow lover in your life. Locally made and expertly crafted, this serving board will be your trusty kitchen companion, always ready to bring a little farmyard fun to the table. Whether you're slicing up bread or dishing out charcuterie, this Highland cow will be there, quietly judging your snack choices with love! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)
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Every Snack, I'll be watching - Innocent Beagle - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Every Snack, I'll be watching - Innocent Beagle $35.00 $45.00
Channel your inner chef with a side of laughter thanks to this adorable wooden serving board, handcrafted in the Macedon Ranges by the quirky creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions. Featuring an engraved image of a Innocent Beagle with eyes that say, "I'm watching you," this board is perfect for dog lovers and snack enthusiasts alike! The engraving reads, "Every snack you make, every meal you bake... every bite you take, I'll be watching you," making it the ultimate companion for the kitchen or when serving up treats. With its rustic charm and practical handle, this board isn’t just for decoration—it’s built for serious snack action. Whether you're prepping ingredients or serving up a spread, you’ll be reminded that someone’s always watching (and hoping for a bite). Perfect for hosting or gifting, this board brings a playful mix of humor and craftsmanship, made locally by the team at Unicorn Fart Productions. It’s more than just a serving board—it’s a faithful food friend! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)
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Every Snack, I'll be watching - Sausage Dog - Dachshund - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Every Snack, I'll be watching - Sausage Dog... $35.00 $45.00
Channel your inner chef with a side of laughter thanks to this adorable wooden serving board, handcrafted in the Macedon Ranges by the quirky creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions. Featuring an engraved image of a Adorable Dachshund with eyes that say, "I'm watching you," this board is perfect for dog lovers and snack enthusiasts alike! The engraving reads, "Every snack you make, every meal you bake... every bite you take, I'll be watching you," making it the ultimate companion for the kitchen or when serving up treats. With its rustic charm and practical handle, this board isn’t just for decoration—it’s built for serious snack action. Whether you're prepping ingredients or serving up a spread, you’ll be reminded that someone’s always watching (and hoping for a bite). Perfect for hosting or gifting, this board brings a playful mix of humor and craftsmanship, made locally by the team at Unicorn Fart Productions. It’s more than just a serving board—it’s a faithful food friend! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)
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Every Snack, I'll be watching - Border Collie - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Every Snack, I'll be watching - Border Collie $35.00 $45.00
Channel your inner chef with a side of laughter thanks to this adorable wooden serving board, handcrafted in the Macedon Ranges by the quirky creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions. Featuring an engraved image of a Cheeky Border Collie with eyes that say, "I'm watching you," this board is perfect for dog lovers and snack enthusiasts alike! The engraving reads, "Every snack you make, every meal you bake... every bite you take, I'll be watching you," making it the ultimate companion for the kitchen or when serving up treats. With its rustic charm and practical handle, this board isn’t just for decoration—it’s built for serious snack action. Whether you're prepping ingredients or serving up a spread, you’ll be reminded that someone’s always watching (and hoping for a bite). Perfect for hosting or gifting, this board brings a playful mix of humor and craftsmanship, made locally by the team at Unicorn Fart Productions. It’s more than just a serving board—it’s a faithful food friend! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)
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Wooden Board - Snacks are gone - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Wooden Board - Snacks are gone $35.00 $55.00
Introducing the Wooden serving board, the perfect addition to your next party or holiday gathering. This handcrafted acacia wood serving board is perfect for serving up holiday pies, sandwiches, or appetisers. If you can read this the snacks are gone and its time to go home. So add the Wooden Serving Board to your holiday shopping list and make your next party or gathering a memorable one. Dimensions/Size: 20cm (H) x 35cm (W) x 2.2cm (D)
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Wooden Board - Friendship is built on Sarcasm - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Wooden Board - Friendship is built on Sarcasm $35.00 $55.00
Introducing the Wooden serving board, the perfect addition to your next party or holiday gathering. This handcrafted acacia wood serving board is perfect for serving up holiday pies, sandwiches, or appetisers. Our Friendship is built on Sarcasm and Shenanigans So add the Wooden Serving Board to your holiday shopping list and make your next party or gathering a memorable one. Dimensions/Size: 20cm (H) x 35cm (W) x 2.2cm (D)
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Round Paddle Wooden Board with a handle - Sweet dreams are made of cheese - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Round Paddle Wooden Board with a handle -... $35.00 $55.00
Introducing the Sweet Cheese Round Paddle Wooden Board with a handle - the perfect addition to your next party or holiday gathering. This handcrafted acacia wood board is ideal for serving up holiday pies, sandwiches, and appetisers. With this board that cheddar's the world and stirs the feta cheese, why diss it? So add this Wooden Board with a handle to your shopping list and make your next event a stilton of a time! Made in Woodend, Victoria.  Dimensions/Size: 40cm (L) x 30cm (W) x 1.4cm (D)
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Friendship and Sarcasm Serving Board - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Friendship and Sarcasm Serving Board $25.00 $40.00
Introducing the Friendship & Sarcasm Serving board – the perfect blend of cheeky charm and rustic craftsmanship, handcrafted by the irreverent artisans at Unicorn Fart Productions in the Macedon Ranges. This one-of-a-kind piece is designed for those who know that the best friendships are built on three essential pillars: alcohol, inappropriateness, and a sharp sense of sarcasm. Made from a durable timber, this board features a laser-engraved message that celebrates your favourite people and their questionable life choices. Whether you're slicing up a charcuterie spread for a boozy night in or simply using it as a display piece to make your kitchen feel more rebellious, this board is guaranteed to be a showstopper. It’s sturdy enough for all your culinary creations yet humorous enough to make you smile every time you reach for it. With its quirky charm and humorous engraving, the Friendship & Sarcasm serving board adds a dash of personality to any space. It’s a perfect gift for that friend who keeps you grounded with their brutal honesty – or maybe it’s a cheeky treat for yourself, because let’s face it, no one understands sarcasm quite like you do. Use it as a serving platter for wine and cheese nights that inevitably turn into long discussions about life, love, and regrettable decisions. Or let it be the centre piece of your next gathering, as you bond over the hilariously true statement that’s proudly engraved on its surface.  Care is simple: just like your most sarcastic friends, this board needs a little TLC to stay in top form. Wipe it down after use, avoid soaking it, and it’ll last you as long as your friendships do—forever, with just the right amount of inappropriate humour to keep things interesting. Unique, irreverent, and handcrafted with love, the Friendship & Sarcasm board is more than just a kitchen accessory – it’s a celebration of the friends who keep life deliciously unpredictable! Dimensions: 52cm(L) x 17cm (W) x 1.9cm(D) Made in Woodend, Victoria
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3D Mum Plaques - Unicorn Fart Productions
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3D Mum Plaques $15.00 $18.00
Show Mum she’s the queen of your heart with our 3D Timber Plaque, handcrafted with love by Unicorn Fart Productions! Made in Woodend, Victoria, this beautifully laser-cut and engraved plaque is the perfect way to say “Thank you” or “I love you” to the most important woman in your life. Whether it’s for Mother’s Day, her birthday, or just because, this plaque is a heartfelt gift that she’ll cherish forever. The 3D design adds a stunning touch of depth, making it stand out wherever it’s displayed. Each plaque is crafted with care and attention to detail, ensuring it’s as unique and special as your Mum.  Whether you’re near or far, this plaque is like a hug in timber form—a sweet reminder that Mum is loved and appreciated every single day. Brighten her day and her space with this beautiful keepsake from Unicorn Fart Productions, where every piece is handcrafted with a little bit of magic and a whole lot of heart!  Dimensions - Style 1 - 11cm Tall x 11cm Wide Style 2 - 15cm Tall x 15cm Wide
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Elf Holding Present Christmas Decoration - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Elf Holding Present Ornament $3.00 $15.00
Ever wonder who’s behind all those perfectly wrapped presents under the tree? It’s our laser-cut Elf holding a present, of course! Crafted from top-notch plywood and imbued with holiday cheer, this little helper is ready to bring a smile to your face and a dash of whimsy to your décor. Handcrafted with love in Woodend, Victoria by a devoted family-run business, each elf is a labor of love and laughter. These artisans meticulously laser-cut each decoration, ensuring our elf looks sharp (but don’t worry, he’s friendly!). With rustic string ties, this elf is ready to dangle delightfully from your Christmas tree, hang out on your wreath, or swing from your mantelpiece. Holding a perfectly wrapped gift, he’s here to remind everyone of the joys of giving—without the stress of last-minute wrapping! This season, let our gift-toting elf bring some handcrafted hilarity and heartfelt joy to your home. Because who doesn’t need a plywood elf with a present to make their holiday merry and bright? Size: 8cm Diameter
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Elf with Xmas Tree Christmas Decoration - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Elf with Xmas Ornaments $3.00 $18.00
Unveil the magic of Christmas with our beautifully handcrafted laser-cut Elf and Christmas Ornaments! Made from high-quality plywood, this delightful piece brings a touch of rustic charm to your holiday décor. Handmade with love in the picturesque town of Woodend, Victoria, our decorations are crafted by a dedicated family-run business that pours heart and soul into every piece. Each elf and tree is meticulously designed and laser-cut for precision, ensuring that your decoration is a one-of-a-kind treasure. This charming duo comes with rustic string ties, making it easy to hang on your Christmas tree, wreath, or mantle. Available in a variety of festive colours, you can choose the perfect shade to complement your holiday theme. Add a sprinkle of handcrafted joy to your home this Christmas with our Elf and Christmas Tree Decoration—where tradition meets artistry, and every detail tells a story of local craftsmanship and festive cheer. Size: 7.5cm Diameter
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Reindeer Head Christmas Decoration - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Reindeer Head Christmas Decoration $4.00 $18.00
Get ready to sleigh your holiday decor game with our adorable Laser-Cut Reindeer Head Christmas Ornament, lovingly handcrafted in the cozy workshop of our family-run business right here in Woodend, Victoria. Each reindeer is meticulously made from high-quality plywood, guaranteeing durability and rustic charm that will adorn your tree for years to come. With intricate laser-cut details and a touch of woodland magic, these reindeer are a must-have for your festive celebrations. Plus, their rustic string ties make them easy to hang and position just right. By choosing our Laser-Cut Reindeer Head Christmas Ornament, you're not only decorating your tree, but supporting a local family business that prides itself on craftsmanship and creativity. Let these delightful reindeer prance their way into your heart and bring joy to your holiday season! Size: 8.5cm Diameter
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Through the curtains Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Through the curtains Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Please Ring Bell & Pull Weeds Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Please Ring Bell & Pull Weeds Doormat $48.50 $60.00
Introducing the Please Ring Bell & Pull Weeds Doormat, the perfect addition to any home looking for a touch of humour. Made from natural coir, this doormat offers both durability and easy maintenance, making it a practical choice for keeping floors clean. The PVC base ensures your shoes stay free of mud, while the witty design will bring a smile to your face every time you step inside. Handcrafted in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, this doormat adds an extra touch of charm to your home. Don't wait any longer - get your Doormat today! Measuring 600mm x 400mm, it's the perfect size for any doorway. The front is made of coir, while the back is made of PVC and painted with UV protection for long-lasting use.
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Real Friends bring Wine Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Real Friends bring Wine Doormat $48.50 $60.00
Real Friends bring Wine Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material: Front - Coir, Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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No Pricks Allowed Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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No Pricks Allowed Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Pretending not to be home Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Pretending not to be home Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Check your energy Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Check your energy Doormat $48.50 $60.00
Positive vibes only, please! Before stepping into this sanctuary, guests must pass the ultimate vibe check. Our “Check Your Energy Before You Come in My House” doormat brings the sass while setting the tone for a peaceful home environment. Lovingly handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this doormat serves as a gentle reminder to leave negativity at the door. Each mat is made to order, ensuring a unique, high-quality piece that adds both style and a sense of humour to your entryway. Product Highlights: Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions Quirky design perfect for anyone who values good energy and good vibes Made to order for a personal touch and superior quality Crafted with durable materials that can handle whatever energy walks through your door! Whether you're a zen master or just like to keep things light, this fun doormat helps you set the tone before people even step inside. Make your space a haven of positivity with Unicorn Fart Productions today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected  
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Be our guest dont expect Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Be our guest dont expect Doormat $48.50 $60.00
Be our guest dont expect Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? What makes this doormat truly unique is that it is made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Product Details: Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front: Coir Material - Rear: PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hold on not wearing Pants Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hold on not wearing Pants Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Go Away unless Lasagna  Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Go Away unless Lasagna Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hope you brought donuts Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hope you brought donuts Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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No need to knock  Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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No need to knock Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Welcome hope you brought Wine Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Welcome hope you brought Wine Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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You can knock but we Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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You can knock but we Doormat $48.50 $60.00
You can knock but we Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material: Front - Coir, Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected.
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Santa\Easter Bunny Treats  Serving Board - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Santa\Easter Bunny Treats Serving Board $15.00 $35.00
Perfect for snacks this festive season; when Santa's done with his selection, why not flip it over so the Easter Bunny can pick out her treats? Get two seasons of joy in one delightful board! Christmas Treats/Easter Treats So add the Wooden Serving Board to your holiday shopping list and make your next Christmas/Easter a memorable one. Made in the Macedon Ranges, Victoria Dimensions/Size: 21cm (L) x 15cm (W) x 1cm (D)
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Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - The devil whispered - Unicorn Fart Productions
Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - The devil whispered $5.00
Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – because your fridge deserves a touch of wit and humour! Crafted with care and a dash of sass, these magnets add a unique and cheeky flair to your kitchen decor. Each magnet is meticulously handcrafted from wood, ensuring durability and a rustic charm that stands out. The sarcastic quotes and witty phrases are laser-engraved onto the wood, creating a lasting impression that's sure to spark laughter and conversation. These magnets are not just functional but also a stylish way to express your sense of humour. Whether you're holding up a grocery list or displaying your favourite takeout menu, these sarcastic magnets will bring a smile to your face every time you open the fridge. Upgrade your kitchen game with a dose of sarcasm and a touch of craftsmanship. These magnets also make for a fantastic and humorous gift for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh. Spice up your fridge decor and make a statement with our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – where wit meets woodworking! Get ready to turn your fridge into the coolest and most sarcastic spot in the house. Grab your set now and let the laughter magnetically stick around! Made in the Macedon Ranges Size: 55mm x 80mm x 3mm
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Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - I was born to be - Unicorn Fart Productions
Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - I was born... $5.00
  Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – because your fridge deserves a touch of wit and humour! Crafted with care and a dash of sass, these magnets add a unique and cheeky flair to your kitchen decor. Each magnet is meticulously handcrafted from wood, ensuring durability and a rustic charm that stands out. The sarcastic quotes and witty phrases are laser-engraved onto the wood, creating a lasting impression that's sure to spark laughter and conversation. These magnets are not just functional but also a stylish way to express your sense of humour. Whether you're holding up a grocery list or displaying your favourite takeout menu, these sarcastic magnets will bring a smile to your face every time you open the fridge. Upgrade your kitchen game with a dose of sarcasm and a touch of craftsmanship. These magnets also make for a fantastic and humorous gift for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh. Spice up your fridge decor and make a statement with our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – where wit meets woodworking! Get ready to turn your fridge into the coolest and most sarcastic spot in the house. Grab your set now and let the laughter magnetically stick around! Made in the Macedon Ranges Size: 55mm x 80mm x 3mm
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Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - Way too many - Unicorn Fart Productions
Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - Way too many $5.00
Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – because your fridge deserves a touch of wit and humour! Crafted with care and a dash of sass, these magnets add a unique and cheeky flair to your kitchen decor. Each magnet is meticulously handcrafted from wood, ensuring durability and a rustic charm that stands out. The sarcastic quotes and witty phrases are laser-engraved onto the wood, creating a lasting impression that's sure to spark laughter and conversation. These magnets are not just functional but also a stylish way to express your sense of humour. Whether you're holding up a grocery list or displaying your favourite takeout menu, these sarcastic magnets will bring a smile to your face every time you open the fridge. Upgrade your kitchen game with a dose of sarcasm and a touch of craftsmanship. These magnets also make for a fantastic and humorous gift for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh. Spice up your fridge decor and make a statement with our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – where wit meets woodworking! Get ready to turn your fridge into the coolest and most sarcastic spot in the house. Grab your set now and let the laughter magnetically stick around! Made in the Macedon Ranges Size: 55mm x 80mm x 3mm
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Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - Have you ever listened to - Unicorn Fart Productions
Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - Have you ever... $5.00
Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – because your fridge deserves a touch of wit and humour! Crafted with care and a dash of sass, these magnets add a unique and cheeky flair to your kitchen decor. Each magnet is meticulously handcrafted from wood, ensuring durability and a rustic charm that stands out. The sarcastic quotes and witty phrases are laser-engraved onto the wood, creating a lasting impression that's sure to spark laughter and conversation. These magnets are not just functional but also a stylish way to express your sense of humour. Whether you're holding up a grocery list or displaying your favourite takeout menu, these sarcastic magnets will bring a smile to your face every time you open the fridge. Upgrade your kitchen game with a dose of sarcasm and a touch of craftsmanship. These magnets also make for a fantastic and humorous gift for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh. Spice up your fridge decor and make a statement with our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – where wit meets woodworking! Get ready to turn your fridge into the coolest and most sarcastic spot in the house. Grab your set now and let the laughter magnetically stick around! Made in the Macedon Ranges Size: 55mm x 80mm x 3mm
Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - Some parents run - Unicorn Fart Productions
Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - Some parents run $5.00
Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – because your fridge deserves a touch of wit and humour! Crafted with care and a dash of sass, these magnets add a unique and cheeky flair to your kitchen decor. Each magnet is meticulously handcrafted from wood, ensuring durability and a rustic charm that stands out. The sarcastic quotes and witty phrases are laser-engraved onto the wood, creating a lasting impression that's sure to spark laughter and conversation. These magnets are not just functional but also a stylish way to express your sense of humour. Whether you're holding up a grocery list or displaying your favourite takeout menu, these sarcastic magnets will bring a smile to your face every time you open the fridge. Upgrade your kitchen game with a dose of sarcasm and a touch of craftsmanship. These magnets also make for a fantastic and humorous gift for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh. Spice up your fridge decor and make a statement with our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – where wit meets woodworking! Get ready to turn your fridge into the coolest and most sarcastic spot in the house. Grab your set now and let the laughter magnetically stick around! Made in the Macedon Ranges Size: 60mm x 75mm x 3mm
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Handmade Reversible Pot Holder with Pocket - Unicorn Fart Productions
Handmade Reversible Pot Holder with Pocket $15.00
Handmade Reversible Pot Holder with Pocket - The Perfect Practical Gift These beautifully handmade potholders make a thoughtful and practical gift or any special occasion. Features: Superior Protection: Each potholder contains a layer of special insulating wadding and a double layer of cotton wadding to protect your hands and minimize heat transfer. Convenient Design: Equipped with a handy hanging loop at the top for easy storage and accessibility. Pocket on one side Quality Craftsmanship: Quilted to prevent bunching of layers during washing, adding durability and a perfect finishing touch. Care Instructions:- Machine washable separately in a cool, gentle wash.- Use a warm iron if needed.- Not suitable for use in operating microwave ovens. Size: 18cm x 18cm Handmade with care in Woodend, Victoria, these potholders combine functionality with charm, making them an ideal addition to any kitchen.
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Handmade Reversible Pot Holder with Pocket - Unicorn Fart Productions
Handmade Reversible Pot Holder with Pocket $15.00
Handmade Reversible Pot Holder with Pocket - The Perfect Practical Gift These beautifully handmade potholders make a thoughtful and practical gift or any special occasion. Features: Superior Protection: Each potholder contains a layer of special insulating wadding and a double layer of cotton wadding to protect your hands and minimize heat transfer. Convenient Design: Equipped with a handy hanging loop at the top for easy storage and accessibility. Pocket on one side Quality Craftsmanship: Quilted to prevent bunching of layers during washing, adding durability and a perfect finishing touch. Care Instructions:- Machine washable separately in a cool, gentle wash.- Use a warm iron if needed.- Not suitable for use in operating microwave ovens. Size: 18cm x 18cm Handmade with care in Woodend, Victoria, these potholders combine functionality with charm, making them an ideal addition to any kitchen.
No Matter where we go- Photo Frame-Fathers Day - Pick Colour - Unicorn Fart Productions
No Matter where we go- Photo Frame-Fathers Day... $25.00
Celebrate Dad with a Touch of Fun Show your dad how much he means to you with our beautifully handcrafted, laser-cut plywood photo frame, designed specifically for Father's Day. This unique frame is the perfect blend of modern technology and artisanal craftsmanship, making it a heartfelt gift that will be cherished for years to come. Key Features: Precision Laser-Cut Design:Each frame is meticulously crafted using state-of-the-art laser cutting technology, ensuring clean, precise lines and intricate details. The design features a thoughtful  aesthetic that will complement any décor. Premium Quality Plywood:Made from high-quality, sustainable plywood, this frame is not only eco-friendly but also durable and long-lasting. The natural wood grain adds a warm, rustic touch that enhances the overall charm. Versatile Display Options:Equipped with a strong magnet on the rear, this frame can easily be attached to any magnetic surface, such as a refrigerator or metal board.  Perfect for 8cm x 7cm Photos:**  Sized to fit standard 8 x 7 photos, this frame is ideal for displaying your favorite pictures of dad, whether it's a family portrait, a candid moment, or a special occasion. Thoughtful Father's Day Gift:This photo frame is more than just a holder for pictures; it's a meaningful gift that expresses your love and appreciation. The elegant design and handcrafted quality make it a standout piece that any father would be proud to display. **6. Easy to Use:**  Simply slide your photo into the frame from the back opening. The secure fit ensures your photo stays in place while being easy to change whenever you like. Dimensions:- Outer Frame: 15 x 12 cm- Photo Opening: 8 x 7 cm Packaging:Each frame comes in a eco-friendly wrapping ready to be presented to your dad on his special day. Order Yours Today!Don’t miss out on the opportunity to give your dad a gift that combines sentimental value with exceptional craftsmanship. Order your handcrafted laser-cut plywood photo frame now and make this Father's Day one to remember!
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Arch Serving Board  - Snacks are gone - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Introducing the Arch Blonde Wooden Serving Board is the perfect addition to your next party or holiday gathering. This acacia wood serving board is perfect for serving holiday pies, sandwiches, or appetisers. " If you can read this the snacks are gone, it's time to go home So add the Wooden Serving Board to your shopping list and make your next party or gathering a memorable one. Dimensions/Size: 38cm (L) x 22cm (W) x 1.5cm (D) Board colour and grain may vary from board to board.
Santa’s Sleigh for Kids Presents - Unicorn Fart Productions
Personalised Present Sleigh $66.00
Personalised Laser-Cut Timber Sleigh – Crafted Just for You! Add a touch of magic to your holiday season with our custom-made, laser-cut timber sleigh! Each sleigh is crafted in Woodend, Victoria, using precision laser cutting for clean, crisp lines and intricate details that make this piece truly stand out.  Made from quality 6mm  LaserMDF, this sleigh is available in Merry Red. But the fun doesn’t stop there – personalise it with your choice of decorations! Whether you add a name, snowflakes, or festive accents, each sleigh is customised just for you, making it a unique and cherished holiday keepsake. Delivered as a flat-pack for easy DIY assembly, this sleigh is both fun to build and convenient to store flat once the season is over. Set it up as a show-stopping centrepiece, place it under the tree, or gift it to someone special. With its detailed laser-cut design and custom touches, this sleigh will bring festive cheer and a personalised touch to your Christmas decor! Size 560mm Long, 370mm High, 300mm Wide Allow 5 days to be completed.
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Dishwasher Disk - Natural - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Dishwasher Disk - Natural $12.00 $24.00
The Dishwasher Disk is the kitchen gadget you didn't know you needed! This handcrafted, multilayered disk is a great addition to your dishwashing routine-simply place it in your dishwasher. Turn when Clean or when Dirty  Perfect for anyone looking to upgrade their dishwashing experience with kids or husbands. its unique design ensures that it won't take up too much space on the dishwasher, and can be used over time. So what are you waiting for? Get ready for ultimate convenience with the Dishwasher Disk!
Fun Plant Stakes - Unicorn Fart Productions
Fun Plant Stakes $2.50
“Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” Plant Marker  For drama-queen plants and the humans who love them. Some plants thrive, some survive, and some… well, they’re just here for a good time, not a long time. Enter the “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” Plant Marker—a bold little sign that perfectly sums up the emotional rollercoaster of plant parenthood. 3D printed to order in Woodend, VIC, these snarky stakes come in vibrant matte colours and slide effortlessly into pots, planters, or straight into your jungle of questionable survivors. Funny, durable, and oh-so-relatable, they’re the ultimate gift for plant parents with a sense of humour. Why You’ll Love Them: Cheeky engraved slogan: “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” 3D printed in colours that pop  Made to order in Woodend, VIC (because your plant deserves local sass) Lightweight, durable & weather resistant Available in Pink, Orange, Blue, and Black Perfect for houseplants, herb gardens, or that one plant you keep “trying” to keep alive Size Stats: Height: 130mm Sign Width: 50mm Sign Height: 30mm Stick one in a pot and watch your guests laugh harder than your plant photosynthesises.  P.S. No plants were harmed in the making of these signs… but we can’t promise the same once you get them home. 🦄
Happy Legs Planter - Unicorn Fart Productions
Happy Legs Planter $15.00
Happy Legs Planter – 3D Printed Shelf Buddy  Plants, but make them adorable. Why settle for a boring pot when you can give your greenery a seat and a smile? Our Happy Legs Planters are here to dangle, chill, and brighten up any shelf with their cheeky grins and swinging legs. 3D printed to order in Woodend, Victoria, these joyful little planters are perfect for succulents, cacti, or any tiny leafy friend who deserves their own throne. Each one comes with bendy, poseable legs, so you can cross them, dangle them, or make them look like they’re mid-dance.  Why You’ll Love Them: Built-in personality: each planter has a cute, happy face! Dangly, poseable legs = endless display fun Made to order with sustainable 3D printing in Woodend, VIC Lightweight yet sturdy, with a smooth matte finish Available in bold colours to suit your vibe Perfect shelf sitters, desk buddies, or unique gifts Size Stats: Pot Diameter: 70mm Height (without legs): 60mm Total Height (sitting with legs dangling): ~110mm (depending on pose) Add one, add three, or start a whole squad, because plants deserve pots with personality! P.S. Colours may vary slightly depending on lighting, magic, and whether the little fellas started giggling during their photoshoot. 🦄
The Garden Healper - Unicorn Fart Productions
The Garden Healper $18.00
The Garden Helper 3D Printed Planter Always ready to dig, water, and look adorable doing it. Say hello to The Garden Helper, your pint-sized planter pal with big plant energy! With a watering can in one hand and a trowel in the other, this charming little character is all geared up to grow... well, you do the growing, but they’ll provide moral support (and serious cuteness). Lovingly 3D printed to order in Woodend, Victoria, this glossy blue garden hero is perfect for succulents, mini herbs, or faux foliage if you're more of a “plant admirer” than a “plant keeper-aliver.” Why You’ll Love Them: Comes with tools in hand, ready for planty adventures Finish in bold blue for a cheerful pop of colour Handmade to order with sustainable 3D printing in Woodend, VIC Lightweight but durable, tough enough for tiny jungles The ultimate desk mate, gift, or shelf conversation-starter Size Stats (For Those Who Like to Measure Twice): Bowl Diameter: 50mm Height: 130mm (hat not included, because it doesn’t have one) Width: 100mm (from tool to tool—this one works wide!) Whether you’re a green thumb or just here for the aesthetic, The Garden Helper brings joy, whimsy, and just enough sass to any plant party. P.S. Colours may look a little different depending on your screen, your lighting, and whether a rainbow passed by during the photo shoot. 
Deep Thinker Planter - Unicorn Fart Productions
Deep Thinker Planter $18.00
Deep Thinker 3D Printed Planter For plants and thoughts that need room to grow. Meet your new leafy companion and resident philosopher, The Deep Thinker. This delightfully quirky 3D printed planter is the perfect mix of art, attitude, and a whole lotta character. Made to order in Woodend, Victoria, it’s here to bring good vibes and great hair days (for your plants, of course). Striking a casual pose and rocking a sunshine finish, this seated stunner is the ultimate desk buddy, windowsill resident, or gift for that friend who’s always "just thinking." Features Worth Pondering: 3D printed with love (and eco smarts) in Woodend, VIC Bold colours to brighten up any room Lightweight but sturdy—just like your favourite overthinker Ideal for small succulents, air plants, or faux flora Adds instant personality to your plant shelf or workspace Size:Dia: 60mm 100mm x 110mm(h) Fun Fact:Plants thrive on good conversation (or so we’ve heard). This little legend’s got nothing but time to sit, reflect, and admire your pothos. P.S. Colours may vary slightly due to lighting, magic, and camera trickery. 
Monstera Madness - Unicorn Fart Productions
Monstera Madness $18.00
Monstera Madness Coaster Set  For plant lovers who can’t be tamed (or trusted with real plants). Say goodbye to boring coasters and hello to tropical tabletop joy! Our 3D printed Monstera Coaster Set is here to leaf a lasting impression, designed and made to order in Woodend, Victoria. Crafted with a smooth matte finish and bold leafy curves, these cuties are the perfect combo of style and sass. Each set includes a mix of lush green and warm tan coasters, all nestled snugly into their own jungle-inspired base. It’s practical and cute, which we think should be the goal of all things, really.  Why You’ll Love Them: Includes a handy holder to keep your coasters stacked, not scattered Unique monstera leaf design = instant conversation starter Matte finish with a soft-touch feel (no slipping and sliding here!) Made to order with sustainable 3D printing in Woodend, VIC Available in nature-inspired green & tan combo Lightweight, durable, and wildly aesthetic 4 Coasters and base Size:Leaf: 85mm x 100mm x 4mm Perfect for:Leaf-lovers, houseplant hoarders, jungle-core dreamers, and anyone who wants their coffee table to look extra fabulous. P.S. Each set is made with love, so colours may vary slightly due to lighting.
Ribbed planter with legs - Unicorn Fart Productions
Ribbed planter with legs $25.00
Ribbed 3D Printed Planter with Legs A little pot with a lot of personality. Add a pop of playful greenery to your space with our ribbed 3D printed planter, designed and made in Woodend, VIC. Each planter is made to order, which means you’re not just buying a pot, you’re adopting a tiny throne for your plant babies. With a sleek matte finish and a fabulously ribbed bodice (ooh la la), this beauty stands tall on its dainty little legs, perfect for showing off your succulents, herbs, or any leafy diva that loves the spotlight. And yes, it comes with a matching drip tray, because your bench deserves to stay cute too. Why You’ll Love It: Comes with a fixed drip tray—no mess, no stress Smooth matte finish for that modern-chic vibe Raised on legs to let your plants strut their stuff Available in: Dark Green, Desert Tan, Charcoal & Grass Green Ribbed texture that plays nice with any décor Lightweight, sturdy & sustainably 3D printed in Woodend, VIC Crafted with care, made to order—just for you  Size Specs: Diameter: 95mm Height: 85mm (including those cute little legs) For plant lovers who appreciate the finer (and funner) things in life, this locally made planter is the perfect mix of practical, pretty, and proudly Aussie-made. P.S. Colours may vary slightly depending on lighting, cameras, and whether a unicorn was nearby when we took the photo. 
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Dino Time - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Dino Time – Handcrafted Dinosaur Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions RAWR means “It’s time!” in dinosaur — and with our Dino Time Wall Clock, your little one will always know when it’s playtime, bedtime, or snack time (the most important time of all). Handcrafted by the imaginative team at Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-run business from Woodend, Victoria, this clock is made from high-quality laser-cut wood and finished with bright, cheerful, hand-painted details. The playful green dino design features a big grin, cheeky eyes, and a clock face built right into its belly — because who wouldn’t want a T-Rex telling time? Perfect for nurseries, kids’ bedrooms, or any space that could use a prehistoric pop of personality, Dino Time is both educational and fun. The bold black numbers and simple clock hands make it easy for young dino fans to start learning how to tell the time on their own. Made with care, built to last, and full of character, this dino doesn’t roar — but it does tick, quietly and reliably. Support local. Shop handmade. And add a little Jurassic joy to your child’s room with Dino Time — the clock that’s totally roar-some. Dimensions: 200mm (H) x 165mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply
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Paws O Clock - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Paws O’Clock – Handcrafted Black Cat Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Peek-a-boo—it’s time to let your inner cat lover shine with the cheeky charm of Paws O’Clock, a handcrafted wall clock that’s equal parts sleek and sneaky. Created by the clever creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-run workshop based in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is made from high-quality laser-cut wood and carefully hand-painted to perfection. The design features a curious black cat peeking playfully from the side, wide-eyed and ready to pounce—on time, that is. With bold, easy-to-read gold numerals on a deep black clock face, this feline-inspired timepiece adds a pop of personality to any space. Whether it’s brightening up your kitchen, lounging in your home office, or lurking in a hallway, this cat clock knows how to be both stylish and fun without scratching up the vibe. Purr-fect for cat lovers, quirky décor enthusiasts, or anyone who enjoys handcrafted charm with a dash of mischief. Made locally with pawsitive energy. Designed to make timekeeping a little more playful. Support handmade. Shop small. Stay curious. Dimensions: 130mm (H) x 200mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply
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Unicorn Dreams - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Unicorn Dreams – Handcrafted Unicorn Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Turn bedtime into dreamtime with our enchanting Unicorn Dreams Wall Clock – a whimsical, handcrafted timepiece that brings sparkle, colour, and a touch of magic to your little one’s room. Lovingly created by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned small business based in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is made from high-quality laser-cut wood and hand-painted with care, character, and creativity. The playful design features a sleeping unicorn in soft lilac, with glittering stars, a golden horn, flowing mane, and bold purple wings – all wrapped around a perfectly placed clock face at its belly. Blending soft pastel tones with pops of sparkle and glitter, this timepiece is equal parts functional and fairytale. It's ideal for nurseries, playrooms, or any space that could use a little extra enchantment. Easy-to-read numbers and smooth clock hands make it perfect for teaching kids how to tell the time – or simply adding a dose of joy to their daily routine. Whether you're decorating a dreamy nook or searching for the perfect handmade gift, Unicorn Dreams is a one-of-a-kind piece, made with love, right here in the Macedon Ranges. Support local. Spark imagination. And let every hour be a little more magical with Unicorn Dreams. Dimensions: 200mm (H) x 220mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply
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Flamingle Time - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Flamingle Time – Handcrafted Flamingo Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Float away on a cloud of creativity with our whimsical Flamingle Time wall clock — where bold design meets playful charm in one perfectly pink package. Handcrafted by the imaginative crew at Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned local business in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is lovingly made from laser-cut wood and painted by hand with vibrant, high-quality finishes. The design features a striking hot pink flamingo perched proudly atop two fluffy white clouds, with a soft cloud-patterned clock face beneath. It’s the perfect mix of tropical flair and dreamy softness, designed to lift any space — whether it’s a nursery, playroom, or a creative corner that needs a little extra lift. With easy-to-read black clock hands and subtle, playful mountain patterns across the dial, Flamingle Time blends functionality with fun, making it a joy for both little ones learning to tell time and grown-ups who appreciate handcrafted design. Every clock is one-of-a-kind, crafted right here in regional Victoria — a celebration of small-batch quality and quirky imagination. Brighten your walls. Support local makers. And flamingle your way through the day — one tick at a time. Dimensions: 200mm (H) x 190mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

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