Channel your inner chef with a side of laughter thanks to this adorable wooden serving board, handcrafted in the Macedon Ranges by the quirky creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions. Featuring an engraved image of a Cheeky Border Collie with eyes that say, "I'm watching you," this board is perfect for dog lovers and snack enthusiasts alike! The engraving reads, "Every snack you make, every meal you bake... every bite you take, I'll be watching you," making it the ultimate companion for the kitchen or when serving up treats. With its rustic charm and practical handle, this board isn’t just for decoration—it’s built for serious snack action. Whether you're prepping ingredients or serving up a spread, you’ll be reminded that someone’s always watching (and hoping for a bite). Perfect for hosting or gifting, this board brings a playful mix of humor and craftsmanship, made locally by the team at Unicorn Fart Productions. It’s more than just a serving board—it’s a faithful food friend! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

Introducing the Wooden serving board, the perfect addition to your next party or holiday gathering. This handcrafted acacia wood serving board is perfect for serving up holiday pies, sandwiches, or appetisers. If you can read this the snacks are gone and its time to go home. So add the Wooden Serving Board to your holiday shopping list and make your next party or gathering a memorable one. Dimensions/Size: 20cm (H) x 35cm (W) x 2.2cm (D)

Show Mum she’s the queen of your heart with our 3D Timber Plaque, handcrafted with love by Unicorn Fart Productions! Made in Woodend, Victoria, this beautifully laser-cut and engraved plaque is the perfect way to say “Thank you” or “I love you” to the most important woman in your life. Whether it’s for Mother’s Day, her birthday, or just because, this plaque is a heartfelt gift that she’ll cherish forever. The 3D design adds a stunning touch of depth, making it stand out wherever it’s displayed. Each plaque is crafted with care and attention to detail, ensuring it’s as unique and special as your Mum.  Whether you’re near or far, this plaque is like a hug in timber form—a sweet reminder that Mum is loved and appreciated every single day. Brighten her day and her space with this beautiful keepsake from Unicorn Fart Productions, where every piece is handcrafted with a little bit of magic and a whole lot of heart!  Dimensions - Style 1 - 11cm Tall x 11cm Wide Style 2 - 15cm Tall x 15cm Wide

Ever wonder who’s behind all those perfectly wrapped presents under the tree? It’s our laser-cut Elf holding a present, of course! Crafted from top-notch plywood and imbued with holiday cheer, this little helper is ready to bring a smile to your face and a dash of whimsy to your décor. Handcrafted with love in Woodend, Victoria by a devoted family-run business, each elf is a labor of love and laughter. These artisans meticulously laser-cut each decoration, ensuring our elf looks sharp (but don’t worry, he’s friendly!). With rustic string ties, this elf is ready to dangle delightfully from your Christmas tree, hang out on your wreath, or swing from your mantelpiece. Holding a perfectly wrapped gift, he’s here to remind everyone of the joys of giving—without the stress of last-minute wrapping! This season, let our gift-toting elf bring some handcrafted hilarity and heartfelt joy to your home. Because who doesn’t need a plywood elf with a present to make their holiday merry and bright? Size: 8cm Diameter

Unveil the magic of Christmas with our beautifully handcrafted laser-cut Elf and Christmas Ornaments! Made from high-quality plywood, this delightful piece brings a touch of rustic charm to your holiday décor. Handmade with love in the picturesque town of Woodend, Victoria, our decorations are crafted by a dedicated family-run business that pours heart and soul into every piece. Each elf and tree is meticulously designed and laser-cut for precision, ensuring that your decoration is a one-of-a-kind treasure. This charming duo comes with rustic string ties, making it easy to hang on your Christmas tree, wreath, or mantle. Available in a variety of festive colours, you can choose the perfect shade to complement your holiday theme. Add a sprinkle of handcrafted joy to your home this Christmas with our Elf and Christmas Tree Decoration—where tradition meets artistry, and every detail tells a story of local craftsmanship and festive cheer. Size: 7.5cm Diameter

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Introducing the Please Ring Bell & Pull Weeds Doormat, the perfect addition to any home looking for a touch of humour. Made from natural coir, this doormat offers both durability and easy maintenance, making it a practical choice for keeping floors clean. The PVC base ensures your shoes stay free of mud, while the witty design will bring a smile to your face every time you step inside. Handcrafted in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, this doormat adds an extra touch of charm to your home. Don't wait any longer - get your Doormat today! Measuring 600mm x 400mm, it's the perfect size for any doorway. The front is made of coir, while the back is made of PVC and painted with UV protection for long-lasting use.

Real Friends bring Wine Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material: Front - Coir, Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Be our guest dont expect Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? What makes this doormat truly unique is that it is made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Product Details: Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front: Coir Material - Rear: PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

You can knock but we Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material: Front - Coir, Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected.

Celebrate Dad with a Touch of Fun Show your dad how much he means to you with our beautifully handcrafted, laser-cut plywood photo frame, designed specifically for Father's Day. This unique frame is the perfect blend of modern technology and artisanal craftsmanship, making it a heartfelt gift that will be cherished for years to come. Key Features: Precision Laser-Cut Design:Each frame is meticulously crafted using state-of-the-art laser cutting technology, ensuring clean, precise lines and intricate details. The design features a thoughtful  aesthetic that will complement any décor. Premium Quality Plywood:Made from high-quality, sustainable plywood, this frame is not only eco-friendly but also durable and long-lasting. The natural wood grain adds a warm, rustic touch that enhances the overall charm. Versatile Display Options:Equipped with a strong magnet on the rear, this frame can easily be attached to any magnetic surface, such as a refrigerator or metal board.  Perfect for 8cm x 7cm Photos:**  Sized to fit standard 8 x 7 photos, this frame is ideal for displaying your favorite pictures of dad, whether it's a family portrait, a candid moment, or a special occasion. Thoughtful Father's Day Gift:This photo frame is more than just a holder for pictures; it's a meaningful gift that expresses your love and appreciation. The elegant design and handcrafted quality make it a standout piece that any father would be proud to display. **6. Easy to Use:**  Simply slide your photo into the frame from the back opening. The secure fit ensures your photo stays in place while being easy to change whenever you like. Dimensions:- Outer Frame: 15 x 12 cm- Photo Opening: 8 x 7 cm Packaging:Each frame comes in a eco-friendly wrapping ready to be presented to your dad on his special day. Order Yours Today!Don’t miss out on the opportunity to give your dad a gift that combines sentimental value with exceptional craftsmanship. Order your handcrafted laser-cut plywood photo frame now and make this Father's Day one to remember!

Personalised Laser-Cut Timber Sleigh – Crafted Just for You! Add a touch of magic to your holiday season with our custom-made, laser-cut timber sleigh! Each sleigh is crafted in Woodend, Victoria, using precision laser cutting for clean, crisp lines and intricate details that make this piece truly stand out.  Made from quality 6mm  LaserMDF, this sleigh is available in Merry Red. But the fun doesn’t stop there – personalise it with your choice of decorations! Whether you add a name, snowflakes, or festive accents, each sleigh is customised just for you, making it a unique and cherished holiday keepsake. Delivered as a flat-pack for easy DIY assembly, this sleigh is both fun to build and convenient to store flat once the season is over. Set it up as a show-stopping centrepiece, place it under the tree, or gift it to someone special. With its detailed laser-cut design and custom touches, this sleigh will bring festive cheer and a personalised touch to your Christmas decor! Size 560mm Long, 370mm High, 300mm Wide Allow 5 days to be completed.

The Dishwasher Disk is the kitchen gadget you didn't know you needed! This handcrafted, multilayered disk is a great addition to your dishwashing routine-simply place it in your dishwasher. Turn when Clean or when Dirty  Perfect for anyone looking to upgrade their dishwashing experience with kids or husbands. its unique design ensures that it won't take up too much space on the dishwasher, and can be used over time. So what are you waiting for? Get ready for ultimate convenience with the Dishwasher Disk!

“Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” Plant Marker  For drama-queen plants and the humans who love them. Some plants thrive, some survive, and some… well, they’re just here for a good time, not a long time. Enter the “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” Plant Marker—a bold little sign that perfectly sums up the emotional rollercoaster of plant parenthood. 3D printed to order in Woodend, VIC, these snarky stakes come in vibrant matte colours and slide effortlessly into pots, planters, or straight into your jungle of questionable survivors. Funny, durable, and oh-so-relatable, they’re the ultimate gift for plant parents with a sense of humour. Why You’ll Love Them: Cheeky engraved slogan: “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” 3D printed in colours that pop  Made to order in Woodend, VIC (because your plant deserves local sass) Lightweight, durable & weather resistant Available in Pink, Orange, Blue, and Black Perfect for houseplants, herb gardens, or that one plant you keep “trying” to keep alive Size Stats: Height: 130mm Sign Width: 50mm Sign Height: 30mm Stick one in a pot and watch your guests laugh harder than your plant photosynthesises.  P.S. No plants were harmed in the making of these signs… but we can’t promise the same once you get them home. 🦄

Happy Legs Planter – 3D Printed Shelf Buddy  Plants, but make them adorable. Why settle for a boring pot when you can give your greenery a seat and a smile? Our Happy Legs Planters are here to dangle, chill, and brighten up any shelf with their cheeky grins and swinging legs. 3D printed to order in Woodend, Victoria, these joyful little planters are perfect for succulents, cacti, or any tiny leafy friend who deserves their own throne. Each one comes with bendy, poseable legs, so you can cross them, dangle them, or make them look like they’re mid-dance.  Why You’ll Love Them: Built-in personality: each planter has a cute, happy face! Dangly, poseable legs = endless display fun Made to order with sustainable 3D printing in Woodend, VIC Lightweight yet sturdy, with a smooth matte finish Available in bold colours to suit your vibe Perfect shelf sitters, desk buddies, or unique gifts Size Stats: Pot Diameter: 70mm Height (without legs): 60mm Total Height (sitting with legs dangling): ~110mm (depending on pose) Add one, add three, or start a whole squad, because plants deserve pots with personality! P.S. Colours may vary slightly depending on lighting, magic, and whether the little fellas started giggling during their photoshoot. 🦄

The Garden Helper 3D Printed Planter Always ready to dig, water, and look adorable doing it. Say hello to The Garden Helper, your pint-sized planter pal with big plant energy! With a watering can in one hand and a trowel in the other, this charming little character is all geared up to grow... well, you do the growing, but they’ll provide moral support (and serious cuteness). Lovingly 3D printed to order in Woodend, Victoria, this glossy blue garden hero is perfect for succulents, mini herbs, or faux foliage if you're more of a “plant admirer” than a “plant keeper-aliver.” Why You’ll Love Them: Comes with tools in hand, ready for planty adventures Finish in bold blue for a cheerful pop of colour Handmade to order with sustainable 3D printing in Woodend, VIC Lightweight but durable, tough enough for tiny jungles The ultimate desk mate, gift, or shelf conversation-starter Size Stats (For Those Who Like to Measure Twice): Bowl Diameter: 50mm Height: 130mm (hat not included, because it doesn’t have one) Width: 100mm (from tool to tool—this one works wide!) Whether you’re a green thumb or just here for the aesthetic, The Garden Helper brings joy, whimsy, and just enough sass to any plant party. P.S. Colours may look a little different depending on your screen, your lighting, and whether a rainbow passed by during the photo shoot. 

Deep Thinker 3D Printed Planter For plants and thoughts that need room to grow. Meet your new leafy companion and resident philosopher, The Deep Thinker. This delightfully quirky 3D printed planter is the perfect mix of art, attitude, and a whole lotta character. Made to order in Woodend, Victoria, it’s here to bring good vibes and great hair days (for your plants, of course). Striking a casual pose and rocking a sunshine finish, this seated stunner is the ultimate desk buddy, windowsill resident, or gift for that friend who’s always "just thinking." Features Worth Pondering: 3D printed with love (and eco smarts) in Woodend, VIC Bold colours to brighten up any room Lightweight but sturdy—just like your favourite overthinker Ideal for small succulents, air plants, or faux flora Adds instant personality to your plant shelf or workspace Size:Dia: 60mm 100mm x 110mm(h) Fun Fact:Plants thrive on good conversation (or so we’ve heard). This little legend’s got nothing but time to sit, reflect, and admire your pothos. P.S. Colours may vary slightly due to lighting, magic, and camera trickery. 

Monstera Madness Coaster Set  For plant lovers who can’t be tamed (or trusted with real plants). Say goodbye to boring coasters and hello to tropical tabletop joy! Our 3D printed Monstera Coaster Set is here to leaf a lasting impression, designed and made to order in Woodend, Victoria. Crafted with a smooth matte finish and bold leafy curves, these cuties are the perfect combo of style and sass. Each set includes a mix of lush green and warm tan coasters, all nestled snugly into their own jungle-inspired base. It’s practical and cute, which we think should be the goal of all things, really.  Why You’ll Love Them: Includes a handy holder to keep your coasters stacked, not scattered Unique monstera leaf design = instant conversation starter Matte finish with a soft-touch feel (no slipping and sliding here!) Made to order with sustainable 3D printing in Woodend, VIC Available in nature-inspired green & tan combo Lightweight, durable, and wildly aesthetic 4 Coasters and base Size:Leaf: 85mm x 100mm x 4mm Perfect for:Leaf-lovers, houseplant hoarders, jungle-core dreamers, and anyone who wants their coffee table to look extra fabulous. P.S. Each set is made with love, so colours may vary slightly due to lighting.

Ribbed 3D Printed Planter with Legs A little pot with a lot of personality. Add a pop of playful greenery to your space with our ribbed 3D printed planter, designed and made in Woodend, VIC. Each planter is made to order, which means you’re not just buying a pot, you’re adopting a tiny throne for your plant babies. With a sleek matte finish and a fabulously ribbed bodice (ooh la la), this beauty stands tall on its dainty little legs, perfect for showing off your succulents, herbs, or any leafy diva that loves the spotlight. And yes, it comes with a matching drip tray, because your bench deserves to stay cute too. Why You’ll Love It: Comes with a fixed drip tray—no mess, no stress Smooth matte finish for that modern-chic vibe Raised on legs to let your plants strut their stuff Available in: Dark Green, Desert Tan, Charcoal & Grass Green Ribbed texture that plays nice with any décor Lightweight, sturdy & sustainably 3D printed in Woodend, VIC Crafted with care, made to order—just for you  Size Specs: Diameter: 95mm Height: 85mm (including those cute little legs) For plant lovers who appreciate the finer (and funner) things in life, this locally made planter is the perfect mix of practical, pretty, and proudly Aussie-made. P.S. Colours may vary slightly depending on lighting, cameras, and whether a unicorn was nearby when we took the photo. 

Dino Time – Handcrafted Dinosaur Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions RAWR means “It’s time!” in dinosaur — and with our Dino Time Wall Clock, your little one will always know when it’s playtime, bedtime, or snack time (the most important time of all). Handcrafted by the imaginative team at Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-run business from Woodend, Victoria, this clock is made from high-quality laser-cut wood and finished with bright, cheerful, hand-painted details. The playful green dino design features a big grin, cheeky eyes, and a clock face built right into its belly — because who wouldn’t want a T-Rex telling time? Perfect for nurseries, kids’ bedrooms, or any space that could use a prehistoric pop of personality, Dino Time is both educational and fun. The bold black numbers and simple clock hands make it easy for young dino fans to start learning how to tell the time on their own. Made with care, built to last, and full of character, this dino doesn’t roar — but it does tick, quietly and reliably. Support local. Shop handmade. And add a little Jurassic joy to your child’s room with Dino Time — the clock that’s totally roar-some. Dimensions: 200mm (H) x 165mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

Paws O’Clock – Handcrafted Black Cat Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Peek-a-boo—it’s time to let your inner cat lover shine with the cheeky charm of Paws O’Clock, a handcrafted wall clock that’s equal parts sleek and sneaky. Created by the clever creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-run workshop based in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is made from high-quality laser-cut wood and carefully hand-painted to perfection. The design features a curious black cat peeking playfully from the side, wide-eyed and ready to pounce—on time, that is. With bold, easy-to-read gold numerals on a deep black clock face, this feline-inspired timepiece adds a pop of personality to any space. Whether it’s brightening up your kitchen, lounging in your home office, or lurking in a hallway, this cat clock knows how to be both stylish and fun without scratching up the vibe. Purr-fect for cat lovers, quirky décor enthusiasts, or anyone who enjoys handcrafted charm with a dash of mischief. Made locally with pawsitive energy. Designed to make timekeeping a little more playful. Support handmade. Shop small. Stay curious. Dimensions: 130mm (H) x 200mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

Unicorn Dreams – Handcrafted Unicorn Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Turn bedtime into dreamtime with our enchanting Unicorn Dreams Wall Clock – a whimsical, handcrafted timepiece that brings sparkle, colour, and a touch of magic to your little one’s room. Lovingly created by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned small business based in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is made from high-quality laser-cut wood and hand-painted with care, character, and creativity. The playful design features a sleeping unicorn in soft lilac, with glittering stars, a golden horn, flowing mane, and bold purple wings – all wrapped around a perfectly placed clock face at its belly. Blending soft pastel tones with pops of sparkle and glitter, this timepiece is equal parts functional and fairytale. It's ideal for nurseries, playrooms, or any space that could use a little extra enchantment. Easy-to-read numbers and smooth clock hands make it perfect for teaching kids how to tell the time – or simply adding a dose of joy to their daily routine. Whether you're decorating a dreamy nook or searching for the perfect handmade gift, Unicorn Dreams is a one-of-a-kind piece, made with love, right here in the Macedon Ranges. Support local. Spark imagination. And let every hour be a little more magical with Unicorn Dreams. Dimensions: 200mm (H) x 220mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

Flamingle Time – Handcrafted Flamingo Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Float away on a cloud of creativity with our whimsical Flamingle Time wall clock — where bold design meets playful charm in one perfectly pink package. Handcrafted by the imaginative crew at Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned local business in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is lovingly made from laser-cut wood and painted by hand with vibrant, high-quality finishes. The design features a striking hot pink flamingo perched proudly atop two fluffy white clouds, with a soft cloud-patterned clock face beneath. It’s the perfect mix of tropical flair and dreamy softness, designed to lift any space — whether it’s a nursery, playroom, or a creative corner that needs a little extra lift. With easy-to-read black clock hands and subtle, playful mountain patterns across the dial, Flamingle Time blends functionality with fun, making it a joy for both little ones learning to tell time and grown-ups who appreciate handcrafted design. Every clock is one-of-a-kind, crafted right here in regional Victoria — a celebration of small-batch quality and quirky imagination. Brighten your walls. Support local makers. And flamingle your way through the day — one tick at a time. Dimensions: 200mm (H) x 190mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

Slow Time – Handcrafted Sloth Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Take a deep breath, kick back, and let time slow down with Slow Time – our delightfully relaxed sloth wall clock, handcrafted for those who prefer life in the chill lane. Designed and lovingly made by Unicorn Fart Productions, a quirky, family-run creative studio based in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is crafted from quality laser-cut wood and hand-painted with rich earthy tones and vibrant greens. The sloth’s dreamy expression, leafy background, and minimalist styling make it the perfect statement piece for those who value both craftsmanship and calm. Ideal for living rooms, reading nooks, kids’ spaces, or any area that could use a reminder to take it slow, this sloth clock doesn’t just tell time — it sets the mood. Its rounded body cleverly doubles as the clock face, with playful blue numerals and simple black hands that keep time in the most relaxed way possible. Each piece is individually cut, painted, and assembled by hand, giving it a truly one-of-a-kind character that mass-produced décor just can’t match. Support local. Embrace slow. And let this sleepy little sloth remind you that there’s no need to rush – you’ve got all the time in the world. Dimensions: 140mm (H) x 190mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

Hoot O’Clock – Handcrafted Owl Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Bring some bright-eyed personality to your child’s space with our vibrant and quirky Hoot O’Clock — a handcrafted owl wall clock that’s as fun as it is functional! Designed and made by the creative dreamers at Unicorn Fart Productions, a local family business proudly based in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is built from high-quality laser-cut wood and finished by hand with vivid, playful paintwork. The bold yellow owl design is perched on a storybook, wide-eyed and ready to keep perfect time while adding a burst of joy to any wall. With its bright orange clock face, oversized cartoon-style eyes, and cheerful colour palette, this timepiece brings energy, character, and a touch of whimsy into any playroom, nursery, or kid’s bedroom. Whether you're teaching little ones how to tell the time or simply want to liven up their room with something original, Hoot O’Clock is a standout piece that’s sure to delight both kids and grown-ups alike. Each clock is carefully handcrafted by real humans (not owls, sorry) using quality materials and plenty of creative flair—making every piece truly one-of-a-kind. Support small, shop local, and let your walls do the hooting with Hoot O’Clock—designed with love in the Macedon Ranges. Dimensions: 200mm (H) x 175mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

Cluck O’Clock – Handcrafted Rooster Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Bring charm, character, and a touch of countryside whimsy to your space with our Cluck O’Clock – a beautifully handcrafted wall clock that’s as much a piece of art as it is a practical timepiece. Designed and hand-built by the creative team at Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned local business based in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is made from high-quality laser-cut wood and hand-painted with care and precision. Every detail – from the delicately layered feathers to the expressive winking eye and bold red comb – has been thoughtfully crafted to give this rooster a lively, endearing personality. The design features a soft palette of greys, whites, and muted blues, punctuated with vibrant red and orange highlights, making it a standout piece without overwhelming your space. The clock hands are subtly integrated into the rooster's body, creating a seamless and creative focal point that draws the eye while keeping perfect time. Ideal for kitchens, dining areas, children’s spaces, or any wall that could use a little extra personality, this clock offers a playful twist on traditional décor. Its light-hearted aesthetic pairs beautifully with rustic, eclectic, and even modern farmhouse interiors. Every clock is made and painted by hand in regional Victoria, making each one a little bit unique – just like the people who make them. Support small, shop local, and add a little cock-a-doodle-wow to your walls with Cluck O’Clock. Dimensions: 270mm (H) x 275mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

"Welcome" Hanging Cat Sign – Because Every Home Needs a Furry Greeter Step inside… if the cat allows it. This charming "Welcome" sign, featuring an inquisitive feline peeking over the top, sets the tone for a cat-friendly household. Whether you're a dedicated cat servant or just appreciate a warm and fuzzy greeting, this sign is a perfect way to add some personality to your entryway. Proudly designed and made in Woodend, Victoria by the creative minds at Unicorn Fart Productions, this laser-cut timber sign is crafted with care by our family-run business. It includes a built-in hanger on the back, making it easy to display wherever your cat deems appropriate. A great gift for cat lovers, homebodies, and anyone who knows that guests should always be approved by the household’s true ruler—the cat. Handmade in Australia, where the welcome is warm, but the side-eye from the cat is inevitable.

Cats Welcome Fridge Magnet – Handmade in Woodend by Unicorn Fart Productions Because let’s be honest—cats rule the house, and people are just tolerated. Handcrafted from quality timber in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky fridge magnet is the perfect way to let visitors know where they stand in your cat’s kingdom. Includes a strong magnet on the back – holds up notes, shopping lists, and maybe even a warning sign for unsuspecting guests. Laser-cut with precision – capturing every fluffy detail of the true ruler of your home. A must-have for cat lovers – because the world needs more cat-titude. Made by a local artist – crafted with care and a sprinkle of feline mischief. Add some personality to your fridge, or gift it to a fellow cat enthusiast who knows the real boss of the household. Limited stock—grab yours before your cat knocks it off the fridge. Handmade in Woodend | Australian Made & Designed

Timber Cat Fridge Magnet  Looking for a purr-fect way to add some feline flair to your fridge? This adorable wooden cat magnet is here to bring personality and charm to your kitchen! Handcrafted from quality timber in Woodend, Victoria by the quirky creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions (because life’s too short for boring fridge magnets). Strong magnet on the back – perfect for holding up shopping lists, cat adoption forms (no judgment), or those takeaway menus you swear you won’t use again. Naturally beautiful timber design – because who needs plastic when you can have a stunning wooden accent on your fridge? Purrfect for cat lovers – a great gift or a little treat for yourself (because your fridge deserves personality too). Bring some cat-titude to your kitchen with this fun, handcrafted magnet. Grab yours before they mysteriously disappear—just like your cat when you open the carrier! Handmade in Woodend |  Aussie Made & Designed

A Dog’s Prayer Magnet – Small For the dog lovers who know their furry overlords truly rule the household, this beautifully crafted A Dog’s Prayer Magnet is both heartwarming and hilariously accurate. Proudly made in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions, a local family-owned business with a love for pets and laughter, each piece is laser-engraved and handcrafted with care. Whether it’s stuck on your fridge, filing cabinet, or any magnetic surface, this little gem is a daily reminder of who really owns the bed at night. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with love by a family-run business that knows dogs are the real bosses. Includes a Magnet on the Rear – Perfect for displaying on fridges, lockers, or anywhere your pup allows. Laser-Engraved Design – Featuring a whimsical and heartfelt dog’s prayer, guaranteed to make every pet owner nod in agreement. A Thoughtful Gift for Dog Lovers – Ideal for birthdays, housewarmings, or anyone who shares their bed with a four-legged snuggles. Whether you're a proud dog parent or simply a human lucky enough to be chosen as a canine cuddle buddy, this magnet brings charm, humour, and a whole lot of puppy love into your home.