Unveil the magic of Christmas with our beautifully handcrafted laser-cut Elf and Christmas Ornaments! Made from high-quality plywood, this delightful piece brings a touch of rustic charm to your holiday décor. Handmade with love in the picturesque town of Woodend, Victoria, our decorations are crafted by a dedicated family-run business that pours heart and soul into every piece. Each elf and tree is meticulously designed and laser-cut for precision, ensuring that your decoration is a one-of-a-kind treasure. This charming duo comes with rustic string ties, making it easy to hang on your Christmas tree, wreath, or mantle. Available in a variety of festive colours, you can choose the perfect shade to complement your holiday theme. Add a sprinkle of handcrafted joy to your home this Christmas with our Elf and Christmas Tree Decoration—where tradition meets artistry, and every detail tells a story of local craftsmanship and festive cheer. Size: 7.5cm Diameter

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Real Friends bring Wine Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material: Front - Coir, Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Be our guest dont expect Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? What makes this doormat truly unique is that it is made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Product Details: Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front: Coir Material - Rear: PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

You can knock but we Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material: Front - Coir, Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected.

Celebrate Dad with a Touch of Fun Show your dad how much he means to you with our beautifully handcrafted, laser-cut plywood photo frame, designed specifically for Father's Day. This unique frame is the perfect blend of modern technology and artisanal craftsmanship, making it a heartfelt gift that will be cherished for years to come. Key Features: Precision Laser-Cut Design:Each frame is meticulously crafted using state-of-the-art laser cutting technology, ensuring clean, precise lines and intricate details. The design features a thoughtful  aesthetic that will complement any décor. Premium Quality Plywood:Made from high-quality, sustainable plywood, this frame is not only eco-friendly but also durable and long-lasting. The natural wood grain adds a warm, rustic touch that enhances the overall charm. Versatile Display Options:Equipped with a strong magnet on the rear, this frame can easily be attached to any magnetic surface, such as a refrigerator or metal board.  Perfect for 8cm x 7cm Photos:**  Sized to fit standard 8 x 7 photos, this frame is ideal for displaying your favorite pictures of dad, whether it's a family portrait, a candid moment, or a special occasion. Thoughtful Father's Day Gift:This photo frame is more than just a holder for pictures; it's a meaningful gift that expresses your love and appreciation. The elegant design and handcrafted quality make it a standout piece that any father would be proud to display. **6. Easy to Use:**  Simply slide your photo into the frame from the back opening. The secure fit ensures your photo stays in place while being easy to change whenever you like. Dimensions:- Outer Frame: 15 x 12 cm- Photo Opening: 8 x 7 cm Packaging:Each frame comes in a eco-friendly wrapping ready to be presented to your dad on his special day. Order Yours Today!Don’t miss out on the opportunity to give your dad a gift that combines sentimental value with exceptional craftsmanship. Order your handcrafted laser-cut plywood photo frame now and make this Father's Day one to remember!

Personalised Laser-Cut Timber Sleigh – Crafted Just for You! Add a touch of magic to your holiday season with our custom-made, laser-cut timber sleigh! Each sleigh is crafted in Woodend, Victoria, using precision laser cutting for clean, crisp lines and intricate details that make this piece truly stand out.  Made from quality 6mm  LaserMDF, this sleigh is available in Merry Red. But the fun doesn’t stop there – personalise it with your choice of decorations! Whether you add a name, snowflakes, or festive accents, each sleigh is customised just for you, making it a unique and cherished holiday keepsake. Delivered as a flat-pack for easy DIY assembly, this sleigh is both fun to build and convenient to store flat once the season is over. Set it up as a show-stopping centrepiece, place it under the tree, or gift it to someone special. With its detailed laser-cut design and custom touches, this sleigh will bring festive cheer and a personalised touch to your Christmas decor! Size 560mm Long, 370mm High, 300mm Wide Allow 5 days to be completed.

The Dishwasher Disk is the kitchen gadget you didn't know you needed! This handcrafted, multilayered disk is a great addition to your dishwashing routine-simply place it in your dishwasher. Turn when Clean or when Dirty  Perfect for anyone looking to upgrade their dishwashing experience with kids or husbands. its unique design ensures that it won't take up too much space on the dishwasher, and can be used over time. So what are you waiting for? Get ready for ultimate convenience with the Dishwasher Disk!

“Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” Plant Marker  For drama-queen plants and the humans who love them. Some plants thrive, some survive, and some… well, they’re just here for a good time, not a long time. Enter the “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” Plant Marker—a bold little sign that perfectly sums up the emotional rollercoaster of plant parenthood. 3D printed to order in Woodend, VIC, these snarky stakes come in vibrant matte colours and slide effortlessly into pots, planters, or straight into your jungle of questionable survivors. Funny, durable, and oh-so-relatable, they’re the ultimate gift for plant parents with a sense of humour. Why You’ll Love Them: Cheeky engraved slogan: “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” 3D printed in colours that pop  Made to order in Woodend, VIC (because your plant deserves local sass) Lightweight, durable & weather resistant Available in Pink, Orange, Blue, and Black Perfect for houseplants, herb gardens, or that one plant you keep “trying” to keep alive Size Stats: Height: 130mm Sign Width: 50mm Sign Height: 30mm Stick one in a pot and watch your guests laugh harder than your plant photosynthesises.  P.S. No plants were harmed in the making of these signs… but we can’t promise the same once you get them home. 🦄

Happy Legs Planter – 3D Printed Shelf Buddy  Plants, but make them adorable. Why settle for a boring pot when you can give your greenery a seat and a smile? Our Happy Legs Planters are here to dangle, chill, and brighten up any shelf with their cheeky grins and swinging legs. 3D printed to order in Woodend, Victoria, these joyful little planters are perfect for succulents, cacti, or any tiny leafy friend who deserves their own throne. Each one comes with bendy, poseable legs, so you can cross them, dangle them, or make them look like they’re mid-dance.  Why You’ll Love Them: Built-in personality: each planter has a cute, happy face! Dangly, poseable legs = endless display fun Made to order with sustainable 3D printing in Woodend, VIC Lightweight yet sturdy, with a smooth matte finish Available in bold colours to suit your vibe Perfect shelf sitters, desk buddies, or unique gifts Size Stats: Pot Diameter: 70mm Height (without legs): 60mm Total Height (sitting with legs dangling): ~110mm (depending on pose) Add one, add three, or start a whole squad, because plants deserve pots with personality! P.S. Colours may vary slightly depending on lighting, magic, and whether the little fellas started giggling during their photoshoot. 🦄

The Garden Helper 3D Printed Planter Always ready to dig, water, and look adorable doing it. Say hello to The Garden Helper, your pint-sized planter pal with big plant energy! With a watering can in one hand and a trowel in the other, this charming little character is all geared up to grow... well, you do the growing, but they’ll provide moral support (and serious cuteness). Lovingly 3D printed to order in Woodend, Victoria, this glossy blue garden hero is perfect for succulents, mini herbs, or faux foliage if you're more of a “plant admirer” than a “plant keeper-aliver.” Why You’ll Love Them: Comes with tools in hand, ready for planty adventures Finish in bold blue for a cheerful pop of colour Handmade to order with sustainable 3D printing in Woodend, VIC Lightweight but durable, tough enough for tiny jungles The ultimate desk mate, gift, or shelf conversation-starter Size Stats (For Those Who Like to Measure Twice): Bowl Diameter: 50mm Height: 130mm (hat not included, because it doesn’t have one) Width: 100mm (from tool to tool—this one works wide!) Whether you’re a green thumb or just here for the aesthetic, The Garden Helper brings joy, whimsy, and just enough sass to any plant party. P.S. Colours may look a little different depending on your screen, your lighting, and whether a rainbow passed by during the photo shoot. 

Deep Thinker 3D Printed Planter For plants and thoughts that need room to grow. Meet your new leafy companion and resident philosopher, The Deep Thinker. This delightfully quirky 3D printed planter is the perfect mix of art, attitude, and a whole lotta character. Made to order in Woodend, Victoria, it’s here to bring good vibes and great hair days (for your plants, of course). Striking a casual pose and rocking a sunshine finish, this seated stunner is the ultimate desk buddy, windowsill resident, or gift for that friend who’s always "just thinking." Features Worth Pondering: 3D printed with love (and eco smarts) in Woodend, VIC Bold colours to brighten up any room Lightweight but sturdy—just like your favourite overthinker Ideal for small succulents, air plants, or faux flora Adds instant personality to your plant shelf or workspace Size:Dia: 60mm 100mm x 110mm(h) Fun Fact:Plants thrive on good conversation (or so we’ve heard). This little legend’s got nothing but time to sit, reflect, and admire your pothos. P.S. Colours may vary slightly due to lighting, magic, and camera trickery. 

Monstera Madness Coaster Set  For plant lovers who can’t be tamed (or trusted with real plants). Say goodbye to boring coasters and hello to tropical tabletop joy! Our 3D printed Monstera Coaster Set is here to leaf a lasting impression, designed and made to order in Woodend, Victoria. Crafted with a smooth matte finish and bold leafy curves, these cuties are the perfect combo of style and sass. Each set includes a mix of lush green and warm tan coasters, all nestled snugly into their own jungle-inspired base. It’s practical and cute, which we think should be the goal of all things, really.  Why You’ll Love Them: Includes a handy holder to keep your coasters stacked, not scattered Unique monstera leaf design = instant conversation starter Matte finish with a soft-touch feel (no slipping and sliding here!) Made to order with sustainable 3D printing in Woodend, VIC Available in nature-inspired green & tan combo Lightweight, durable, and wildly aesthetic 4 Coasters and base Size:Leaf: 85mm x 100mm x 4mm Perfect for:Leaf-lovers, houseplant hoarders, jungle-core dreamers, and anyone who wants their coffee table to look extra fabulous. P.S. Each set is made with love, so colours may vary slightly due to lighting.

Ribbed 3D Printed Planter with Legs A little pot with a lot of personality. Add a pop of playful greenery to your space with our ribbed 3D printed planter, designed and made in Woodend, VIC. Each planter is made to order, which means you’re not just buying a pot, you’re adopting a tiny throne for your plant babies. With a sleek matte finish and a fabulously ribbed bodice (ooh la la), this beauty stands tall on its dainty little legs, perfect for showing off your succulents, herbs, or any leafy diva that loves the spotlight. And yes, it comes with a matching drip tray, because your bench deserves to stay cute too. Why You’ll Love It: Comes with a fixed drip tray—no mess, no stress Smooth matte finish for that modern-chic vibe Raised on legs to let your plants strut their stuff Available in: Dark Green, Desert Tan, Charcoal & Grass Green Ribbed texture that plays nice with any décor Lightweight, sturdy & sustainably 3D printed in Woodend, VIC Crafted with care, made to order—just for you  Size Specs: Diameter: 95mm Height: 85mm (including those cute little legs) For plant lovers who appreciate the finer (and funner) things in life, this locally made planter is the perfect mix of practical, pretty, and proudly Aussie-made. P.S. Colours may vary slightly depending on lighting, cameras, and whether a unicorn was nearby when we took the photo. 

Dino Time – Handcrafted Dinosaur Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions RAWR means “It’s time!” in dinosaur — and with our Dino Time Wall Clock, your little one will always know when it’s playtime, bedtime, or snack time (the most important time of all). Handcrafted by the imaginative team at Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-run business from Woodend, Victoria, this clock is made from high-quality laser-cut wood and finished with bright, cheerful, hand-painted details. The playful green dino design features a big grin, cheeky eyes, and a clock face built right into its belly — because who wouldn’t want a T-Rex telling time? Perfect for nurseries, kids’ bedrooms, or any space that could use a prehistoric pop of personality, Dino Time is both educational and fun. The bold black numbers and simple clock hands make it easy for young dino fans to start learning how to tell the time on their own. Made with care, built to last, and full of character, this dino doesn’t roar — but it does tick, quietly and reliably. Support local. Shop handmade. And add a little Jurassic joy to your child’s room with Dino Time — the clock that’s totally roar-some. Dimensions: 200mm (H) x 165mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

Paws O’Clock – Handcrafted Black Cat Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Peek-a-boo—it’s time to let your inner cat lover shine with the cheeky charm of Paws O’Clock, a handcrafted wall clock that’s equal parts sleek and sneaky. Created by the clever creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-run workshop based in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is made from high-quality laser-cut wood and carefully hand-painted to perfection. The design features a curious black cat peeking playfully from the side, wide-eyed and ready to pounce—on time, that is. With bold, easy-to-read gold numerals on a deep black clock face, this feline-inspired timepiece adds a pop of personality to any space. Whether it’s brightening up your kitchen, lounging in your home office, or lurking in a hallway, this cat clock knows how to be both stylish and fun without scratching up the vibe. Purr-fect for cat lovers, quirky décor enthusiasts, or anyone who enjoys handcrafted charm with a dash of mischief. Made locally with pawsitive energy. Designed to make timekeeping a little more playful. Support handmade. Shop small. Stay curious. Dimensions: 130mm (H) x 200mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

Unicorn Dreams – Handcrafted Unicorn Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Turn bedtime into dreamtime with our enchanting Unicorn Dreams Wall Clock – a whimsical, handcrafted timepiece that brings sparkle, colour, and a touch of magic to your little one’s room. Lovingly created by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned small business based in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is made from high-quality laser-cut wood and hand-painted with care, character, and creativity. The playful design features a sleeping unicorn in soft lilac, with glittering stars, a golden horn, flowing mane, and bold purple wings – all wrapped around a perfectly placed clock face at its belly. Blending soft pastel tones with pops of sparkle and glitter, this timepiece is equal parts functional and fairytale. It's ideal for nurseries, playrooms, or any space that could use a little extra enchantment. Easy-to-read numbers and smooth clock hands make it perfect for teaching kids how to tell the time – or simply adding a dose of joy to their daily routine. Whether you're decorating a dreamy nook or searching for the perfect handmade gift, Unicorn Dreams is a one-of-a-kind piece, made with love, right here in the Macedon Ranges. Support local. Spark imagination. And let every hour be a little more magical with Unicorn Dreams. Dimensions: 200mm (H) x 220mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

Flamingle Time – Handcrafted Flamingo Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Float away on a cloud of creativity with our whimsical Flamingle Time wall clock — where bold design meets playful charm in one perfectly pink package. Handcrafted by the imaginative crew at Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned local business in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is lovingly made from laser-cut wood and painted by hand with vibrant, high-quality finishes. The design features a striking hot pink flamingo perched proudly atop two fluffy white clouds, with a soft cloud-patterned clock face beneath. It’s the perfect mix of tropical flair and dreamy softness, designed to lift any space — whether it’s a nursery, playroom, or a creative corner that needs a little extra lift. With easy-to-read black clock hands and subtle, playful mountain patterns across the dial, Flamingle Time blends functionality with fun, making it a joy for both little ones learning to tell time and grown-ups who appreciate handcrafted design. Every clock is one-of-a-kind, crafted right here in regional Victoria — a celebration of small-batch quality and quirky imagination. Brighten your walls. Support local makers. And flamingle your way through the day — one tick at a time. Dimensions: 200mm (H) x 190mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

Slow Time – Handcrafted Sloth Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Take a deep breath, kick back, and let time slow down with Slow Time – our delightfully relaxed sloth wall clock, handcrafted for those who prefer life in the chill lane. Designed and lovingly made by Unicorn Fart Productions, a quirky, family-run creative studio based in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is crafted from quality laser-cut wood and hand-painted with rich earthy tones and vibrant greens. The sloth’s dreamy expression, leafy background, and minimalist styling make it the perfect statement piece for those who value both craftsmanship and calm. Ideal for living rooms, reading nooks, kids’ spaces, or any area that could use a reminder to take it slow, this sloth clock doesn’t just tell time — it sets the mood. Its rounded body cleverly doubles as the clock face, with playful blue numerals and simple black hands that keep time in the most relaxed way possible. Each piece is individually cut, painted, and assembled by hand, giving it a truly one-of-a-kind character that mass-produced décor just can’t match. Support local. Embrace slow. And let this sleepy little sloth remind you that there’s no need to rush – you’ve got all the time in the world. Dimensions: 140mm (H) x 190mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

Hoot O’Clock – Handcrafted Owl Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Bring some bright-eyed personality to your child’s space with our vibrant and quirky Hoot O’Clock — a handcrafted owl wall clock that’s as fun as it is functional! Designed and made by the creative dreamers at Unicorn Fart Productions, a local family business proudly based in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is built from high-quality laser-cut wood and finished by hand with vivid, playful paintwork. The bold yellow owl design is perched on a storybook, wide-eyed and ready to keep perfect time while adding a burst of joy to any wall. With its bright orange clock face, oversized cartoon-style eyes, and cheerful colour palette, this timepiece brings energy, character, and a touch of whimsy into any playroom, nursery, or kid’s bedroom. Whether you're teaching little ones how to tell the time or simply want to liven up their room with something original, Hoot O’Clock is a standout piece that’s sure to delight both kids and grown-ups alike. Each clock is carefully handcrafted by real humans (not owls, sorry) using quality materials and plenty of creative flair—making every piece truly one-of-a-kind. Support small, shop local, and let your walls do the hooting with Hoot O’Clock—designed with love in the Macedon Ranges. Dimensions: 200mm (H) x 175mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

Cluck O’Clock – Handcrafted Rooster Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Bring charm, character, and a touch of countryside whimsy to your space with our Cluck O’Clock – a beautifully handcrafted wall clock that’s as much a piece of art as it is a practical timepiece. Designed and hand-built by the creative team at Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned local business based in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is made from high-quality laser-cut wood and hand-painted with care and precision. Every detail – from the delicately layered feathers to the expressive winking eye and bold red comb – has been thoughtfully crafted to give this rooster a lively, endearing personality. The design features a soft palette of greys, whites, and muted blues, punctuated with vibrant red and orange highlights, making it a standout piece without overwhelming your space. The clock hands are subtly integrated into the rooster's body, creating a seamless and creative focal point that draws the eye while keeping perfect time. Ideal for kitchens, dining areas, children’s spaces, or any wall that could use a little extra personality, this clock offers a playful twist on traditional décor. Its light-hearted aesthetic pairs beautifully with rustic, eclectic, and even modern farmhouse interiors. Every clock is made and painted by hand in regional Victoria, making each one a little bit unique – just like the people who make them. Support small, shop local, and add a little cock-a-doodle-wow to your walls with Cluck O’Clock. Dimensions: 270mm (H) x 275mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

"Welcome" Hanging Cat Sign – A Warm Greeting with a Feline Touch Make every guest feel right at home—under the watchful eye of your resident cat, of course. This handcrafted wooden "Welcome" sign features an adorable kitty peeking over the top, ensuring your home’s first impression is as charming as it is cat-friendly. Expertly crafted from quality wood in Woodend, Victoria by the family-run team at Unicorn Fart Productions, this sign is laser-cut with precision and finished with love. It includes a built-in hanger on the back, making it easy to display in your entryway, porch, or anywhere that needs a little extra warmth and whimsy. A perfect gift for cat lovers, home decorators, or anyone who believes every great welcome starts with a purring approval. Proudly handmade in Australia, where the cats may own the house, but at least they let us live in it.

"Welcome" Hanging Cat Sign – Because Every Home Needs a Furry Greeter Step inside… if the cat allows it. This charming "Welcome" sign, featuring an inquisitive feline peeking over the top, sets the tone for a cat-friendly household. Whether you're a dedicated cat servant or just appreciate a warm and fuzzy greeting, this sign is a perfect way to add some personality to your entryway. Proudly designed and made in Woodend, Victoria by the creative minds at Unicorn Fart Productions, this laser-cut timber sign is crafted with care by our family-run business. It includes a built-in hanger on the back, making it easy to display wherever your cat deems appropriate. A great gift for cat lovers, homebodies, and anyone who knows that guests should always be approved by the household’s true ruler—the cat. Handmade in Australia, where the welcome is warm, but the side-eye from the cat is inevitable.

"Cats Welcome, People Tolerated" Hanging Sign – Know Your Place, Humans! Let’s be real—this house runs on cat rules, and visitors (a.k.a. the can openers) are merely tolerated. If you or someone you know worships at the altar of the almighty feline, this cheeky little sign is a purrfect addition to the home. Lovingly crafted in Woodend, Victoria by the magical mischief-makers at Unicorn Fart Productions, this laser-cut timber sign features an adorably judgy cat reminding guests where they stand in the household hierarchy. It comes with a handy hanger on the back, making it easy to display near the entrance—or anywhere you need to assert feline dominance. A must-have for proud cat servants, introverts, and anyone who knows that cats rule and humans drool.  Handmade in Australia, where the cats are in charge, and we’re just living in their world. 

Cats Welcome Fridge Magnet – Handmade in Woodend by Unicorn Fart Productions Because let’s be honest—cats rule the house, and people are just tolerated. Handcrafted from quality timber in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky fridge magnet is the perfect way to let visitors know where they stand in your cat’s kingdom. Includes a strong magnet on the back – holds up notes, shopping lists, and maybe even a warning sign for unsuspecting guests. Laser-cut with precision – capturing every fluffy detail of the true ruler of your home. A must-have for cat lovers – because the world needs more cat-titude. Made by a local artist – crafted with care and a sprinkle of feline mischief. Add some personality to your fridge, or gift it to a fellow cat enthusiast who knows the real boss of the household. Limited stock—grab yours before your cat knocks it off the fridge. Handmade in Woodend | Australian Made & Designed

Timber Cat Fridge Magnet  Looking for a purr-fect way to add some feline flair to your fridge? This adorable wooden cat magnet is here to bring personality and charm to your kitchen! Handcrafted from quality timber in Woodend, Victoria by the quirky creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions (because life’s too short for boring fridge magnets). Strong magnet on the back – perfect for holding up shopping lists, cat adoption forms (no judgment), or those takeaway menus you swear you won’t use again. Naturally beautiful timber design – because who needs plastic when you can have a stunning wooden accent on your fridge? Purrfect for cat lovers – a great gift or a little treat for yourself (because your fridge deserves personality too). Bring some cat-titude to your kitchen with this fun, handcrafted magnet. Grab yours before they mysteriously disappear—just like your cat when you open the carrier! Handmade in Woodend |  Aussie Made & Designed

A Dog’s Prayer Magnet – Small For the dog lovers who know their furry overlords truly rule the household, this beautifully crafted A Dog’s Prayer Magnet is both heartwarming and hilariously accurate. Proudly made in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions, a local family-owned business with a love for pets and laughter, each piece is laser-engraved and handcrafted with care. Whether it’s stuck on your fridge, filing cabinet, or any magnetic surface, this little gem is a daily reminder of who really owns the bed at night. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with love by a family-run business that knows dogs are the real bosses. Includes a Magnet on the Rear – Perfect for displaying on fridges, lockers, or anywhere your pup allows. Laser-Engraved Design – Featuring a whimsical and heartfelt dog’s prayer, guaranteed to make every pet owner nod in agreement. A Thoughtful Gift for Dog Lovers – Ideal for birthdays, housewarmings, or anyone who shares their bed with a four-legged snuggles. Whether you're a proud dog parent or simply a human lucky enough to be chosen as a canine cuddle buddy, this magnet brings charm, humour, and a whole lot of puppy love into your home.

A Dog’s Prayer Magnet – Large For the dog lovers who know their furry overlords truly rule the household, this beautifully crafted A Dog’s Prayer Magnet is both heartwarming and hilariously accurate. Proudly made in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions, a local family-owned business with a love for pets and laughter, each piece is laser-engraved and handcrafted with care. Whether it’s stuck on your fridge, filing cabinet, or any magnetic surface, this little gem is a daily reminder of who really owns the bed at night. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with love by a family-run business that knows dogs are the real bosses. Includes a Magnet on the Rear – Perfect for displaying on fridges, lockers, or anywhere your pup allows. Laser-Engraved Design – Featuring a whimsical and heartfelt dog’s prayer, guaranteed to make every pet owner nod in agreement. A Thoughtful Gift for Dog Lovers – Ideal for birthdays, housewarmings, or anyone who shares their bed with a four-legged snuggles. Whether you're a proud dog parent or simply a human lucky enough to be chosen as a canine cuddle buddy, this magnet brings charm, humour, and a whole lot of puppy love into your home.

Attention, gentlemen! Before you step up, take a deep breath, and let’s have a moment of honesty… your aim needs work, and your measurements? Well, let’s just say "man inches" aren’t real. This laser-engraved, hand-painted, and vinyl-wrapped sign is the subtle (but not-so-subtle) reminder that standing closer is always a good idea. Handmade by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, it’s the perfect mix of humour and practicality. Precision Laser Engraving and Hand-Painted Details – Because if your aim can’t be sharp, at least your décor can be. Vinyl-Wrapped for Durability – Built to last, unlike your excuses for missing the mark. Locally Made in Woodend, Victoria – A handcrafted piece created with both artistry and a deep understanding of men’s overestimations. Ready to Hang – Includes rear mount, so installation is easier than convincing you to admit the truth. Classy Yet Hilarious – Because, mate, it’s not that long, and it never was. Ideal for pubs, home bathrooms, mancaves, or anywhere that sees a suspiciously high amount of "near misses." Whether it’s a cheeky gift or a necessity, this sign is guaranteed to get laughs—and hopefully improve aim.

Let’s face it, fellas—your aim isn’t as good as you think, and neither is your measurement. This laser-engraved, hand-painted, and vinyl-wrapped sign is here to gently remind (or outright call out) those who need to reconsider their stance at the urinal. Handmade by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this is the ultimate bathroom reality check. Laser Engraved and Hand-Painted – Elegant lettering meets a hilarious message, delivering class with a side of much-needed truth. Vinyl-Wrapped for Durability – Because this message will be needed for years to come. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed by someone who clearly understands the struggle of bathroom “mishaps.” Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang where it’s needed most—directly in front of the splash zone. Blunt but Effective – Because, mate, it’s not as long as you think, and yes, “man inches” are a real thing. Perfect for man caves, pubs, bathrooms, and anywhere that needs a serious accuracy upgrade. Whether as a cheeky housewarming gift or a last-ditch effort to protect your floors, this sign is both hilarious and 100% necessary.

Please Stand Closer – It’s Shorter Than You Think Let’s be honest—sometimes a little reality check is needed. This laser-engraved, hand-painted, and vinyl-wrapped sign delivers an important yet hilariously direct message to the men in your household: overconfidence is not always your friend. Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this sign is designed for bathrooms, pubs, man caves, and anywhere that seems to suffer from a little “miscalculation.” Laser Engraved and Hand-Painted – Crisp, classic lettering with a stylish vintage-inspired frame, making the message both elegant and effective. Vinyl-Wrapped for Durability – Because this message will need to be read over and over again. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with care, skill, and an undeniable understanding of bathroom accuracy struggles. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang where it’s needed most—near the scene of the crime. Funny Yet Functional – Let’s just say… it’s not as long as you think, mate. An essential addition to any male-populated household, pub restroom, or place where “misfires” tend to happen. Whether as a housewarming gift, a cheeky joke, or a last-ditch effort to protect your floors, this sign gets the message across with style, humour, and undeniable truth.

Please Stand Closer – It’s Shorter Than You Think A gentle reminder for the gentlemen in your life, because sometimes accuracy matters more than confidence. Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this laser-engraved, hand-painted, and vinyl-wrapped sign delivers a hilariously necessary message in the most stylish way possible. Perfect for guest bathrooms, man caves, or anywhere that seems to suffer from "overestimation issues." Laser Engraved and Hand-Painted – Crisp, clear lettering and vintage-inspired flourishes ensure the message is both elegant and effective. Vinyl-Wrapped for Durability – A smooth, easy-to-clean finish that stands up to time, just like the joke never gets old. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed by a local artisan who clearly understands the struggle. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang in bathrooms, pubs, or anywhere that could use a little “direction.” Refined Yet Unmistakably Direct – The elegant design gives it a touch of class, but let's be real—it’s here to prevent “splash zones.” An absolute must-have for households with men, public restrooms, or anyone who appreciates a well-aimed joke. Whether it’s for housewarmings, birthdays, or just a much-needed intervention, this sign brings style, humour, and a much-needed accuracy check to any space.

Driving My Husband Crazy, One Chicken at a Time For the backyard chicken keeper who swore they’d stop at just a few hens… but somehow keeps adding more, this laser-engraved and hand-painted sign is the perfect way to own it. Crafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this bold, funny, and slightly too relatable sign is a must-have for any chicken-loving household—especially one where the husband has given up trying to count the flock. Laser Engraved and Hand-Painted – Vibrant colors bring these sassy hens to life, adding extra personality to the already hilarious message. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed with love, humor, and just a hint of chicken math denial. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang, because let’s be honest—you have more chickens to buy and no time for DIY. Perfect for Chicken Lovers – Whether you have two hens or twenty, this sign lets everyone know exactly how your backyard farm (and marriage) is going. Durable and Rustic – Built to last, just like your husband's patience—though, let’s be real, the sign will probably last longer. This sign makes a fantastic gift for backyard chicken keepers, homesteaders, or anyone whose “just one more” has turned into an entire flock. Whether for Mother’s Day, a birthday, or just as a lighthearted addition to the coop, it’s the perfect way to celebrate chicken addiction in style.

"I'd Smoke That" Dinosaur BBQ Serving Board For the grill master who takes their meat seriously—but not themselves—this laser-engraved serving board is a must-have. Featuring a T-Rex eyeing up a tasty stack of smoked meats, this board is as legendary as your low-and-slow BBQ skills. Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this unique board is the perfect blend of humour, function, and prehistoric passion for perfectly smoked cuts. Laser Engraved Design – Boldly states “I’d Smoke That” alongside a dinosaur planning its next BBQ feast, making it both hilarious and highly relatable for any meat lover. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a local artisan, ensuring a one-of-a-kind design with authentic craftsmanship. Perfect for BBQ Lovers – Ideal for slicing, serving, and showing off at every cookout, because a great brisket deserves an equally great presentation. Round Paddle Board Style – Complete with a sturdy handle and a hole for easy hanging, making storage as effortless as your slow-smoked ribs. High-Quality Timber – Durable and stylish, designed to handle everything from juicy steaks to charcuterie spreads. This serving board makes a fantastic gift for BBQ enthusiasts, dinosaur fans, and pitmasters who love to add a bit of fun to their grilling game. Whether it’s for a birthday, Father’s Day, or a legendary weekend cookout, this board is guaranteed to spark conversation—and maybe even some friendly competition over who really makes the best smoked meat Dimensions/Size: 32cm (H) x 24cm (W) x 0.8cm (D)