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Don't you dare echange this gift. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

COFFEE, Because murder is wrong. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I put the PRO in procrastinate. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Hold on let me overthink this. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

My wife says I have 2 faults, I dont listen and something else. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 76mm x 72mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

But first, let me overreact. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 76mm x 72mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I'm not lonely, I'm selectively social, There's a difference. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 76mm x 72mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I am a urgent multitasked, I can listen, ignore and forget, all at the same time. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

My life feels like a test , I didn't study for. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Caution I have no Filter. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I'm not drunk I'm socially lubricated. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I wish more people were fluent in silence. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

RIP - In memory of when i cared. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I'm not bossy I just know what you should be doing. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I'm actually not funny, I am just mean and people think I must be joking Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while youre talking and not hear a thing... you said Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Im not bossy, Im just Aggresively helpful Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I didnt mean to push all your buttons I was looking for Mute Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Cleverly Disguised as a responsible ADULT Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Meet Egg Sheeran Add a touch of country charm with this hand-painted wooden hen magnet, lovingly crafted in Woodend, Victoria. Made from locally sourced timber, each piece is uniquely painted with care, making it a delightful addition to any fridge, noticeboard, or magnetic surface. Whether you love farmhouse aesthetics, want to brighten up your space, or need a thoughtful gift, this magnet is sure to bring warmth to any home. Proudly supporting a local family business, this hen is more than just décor—it’s a celebration of handcrafted artistry from the heart of regional Victoria.  

Meet Cluck Norris Add a touch of country charm with this hand-painted wooden hen magnet, lovingly crafted in Woodend, Victoria. Made from locally sourced timber, each piece is uniquely painted with care, making it a delightful addition to any fridge, noticeboard, or magnetic surface. Whether you love farmhouse aesthetics, want to brighten up your space, or need a thoughtful gift, this magnet is sure to bring warmth to any home. Proudly supporting a local family business, this hen is more than just décor—it’s a celebration of handcrafted artistry from the heart of regional Victoria.  

Meet the Sir Pecks a Lot Bring a little farm-fresh charm into your home with this hand-painted wooden hen magnet, a lovingly crafted piece made in Woodend, Victoria. Each magnet is crafted from timber and painted with care, ensuring no two are exactly alike. It’s a charming way to enhance your kitchen décor, add a touch of countryside warmth, or gift to someone who loves all things rustic and handmade. Beyond its visual appeal, this magnet helps support a small, family-run Australian business, making it a thoughtful purchase that gives back to the local community.  

Meet Nugget This adorable wooden hen magnet is hand-painted and made with care in Woodend, Victoria. Crafted from quality timber, it’s the perfect way to add a cozy, farmhouse feel to your space while celebrating locally made artistry. Whether you're decorating your fridge, sprucing up a workspace, or looking for a small yet thoughtful gift, this magnet fits the bill. Each hen carries a unique personality thanks to the hand-painted details, making it a special keepsake. Plus, when you purchase, you’re supporting a local family business dedicated to creating handcrafted, meaningful décor that tells a story.  

Meet the Mother Clucker Say hello to your new favourite fridge accessory – our hand-painted wooden hen magnet! Carefully crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this adorable piece is made from sustainable timber and painted by hand, ensuring no two are exactly alike. Whether you love farm décor or just want to support a local family business, this charming magnet is sure to bring a smile to your face!

Meet the Dixie Chick Meet your new favourite kitchen companion – our charming hand-painted wooden hen magnet! Lovingly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this delightful piece is made from locally sourced timber and hand-painted with intricate details, making each hen unique. Whether you're a country-style décor lover or simply want to add a playful touch to your fridge, this little beauty is sure to bring a smile to your face. By purchasing this magnet, you're not just adding character to your home – you're supporting a local family business that puts heart and soul into every piece they create. It's the perfect gift for chicken lovers, farmhouse enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates handcrafted Australian treasures. Cluck yeah! Grab yours today and bring a little rustic charm to your space.

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humour to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected  

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected  

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected  

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected  

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Happy Father’s Day Photo Frame – Because Dad’s the Real MVP! 👨‍👧‍👦💚 Let’s be real—Dad already has enough socks, ties, and “World’s Best Dad” mugs. This handcrafted wooden photo frame, made with love in Woodend, Victoria, by our family-run crew at Unicorn Fart Productions, is the perfect way to show him just how much he means to you (without adding to his collection of DIY tools he’ll never use). Engraved with the heartfelt message:"No matter where we go, no matter what we do, you will always have me, and I will have you." This frame is designed to hold your favourite memory with Dad—whether it’s a goofy selfie, a proud Dad moment, or that one time he tried to fix something and actually succeeded. Featuring:✔ Layered acrylic paint details in bold greens and blues, because Dad deserves some colour in his life.✔ Rustic, laser-engraved wood that screams "thoughtful gift" without the usual gift card panic.✔ The perfect size for desks, shelves, or his man cave—so he can admire your adorable face every day. A Father’s Day, birthday, or just-because gift that’ll warm his heart (and finally replace that old holiday snap he’s had in his wallet since 2005). 📏 Size: Perfect for displaying all those moments that prove Dad’s the best. Because every Dad deserves a keepsake as legendary as he is! 💙✨ Dimensions:- Outer Frame: 15 x 11 cm- Photo Opening: 8 x 6 cm Packaging:Each frame comes in a eco-friendly wrapping ready to be presented to your dad on his special day. Order Yours Today!Don’t miss out on the opportunity to give your dad a gift that combines sentimental value with exceptional craftsmanship. Order your handcrafted laser-cut plywood photo frame now and make this Father's Day one to remember!

If you take your BBQ as seriously as your sense of humour, this handcrafted sign from Unicorn Fart Productions is made just for you! Designed and created in Woodend, Victoria, this bold and hilariously cheeky piece is the perfect way to show off your love for all things slow-cooked and smoked to perfection. Featuring a layered timber design, this eye-catching sign showcases a prehistoric twist on the ultimate BBQ lineup—a mighty T-Rex stacked with a cow, pig, and chicken, all proudly declaring, "I’D SMOKE THAT!" Whether you’re a pit master, weekend warrior, or just someone who believes everything tastes better off the smoker, this sign will add personality to your grilling space. With vibrant retro-inspired colours, precision laser-cut details, and a sturdy build, it’s perfect for outdoor kitchens, smoke shacks, man caves, and BBQ areas. Built to last and guaranteed to spark conversations (and maybe a few friendly debates over the best way to smoke brisket), it’s the ultimate gift for BBQ lovers who enjoy a side of humour with their meat. Size: Perfectly sized to make a statement without overpowering your carefully plated ribs. - Dimensions: 25.5cm Diameter So go on—hang it up, fire up the smoker, and let everyone know that when it comes to BBQ, you mean business. Because if it walks, swims, or roars… you’d smoke that! 

Your Bathroom’s New Best Mate! 🚽😆 Straight from the prank-loving crew at Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky little sign is here to keep your loo laughing and looking good! With the classic (and oh-so-important) reminder:👉 "If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat,"this sign does the dirty work for you—without the nagging! Crafted from two-layered timber, it’s sturdy, stylish, and built to last, making it perfect for households with big kids, little kids, or those who refuse to grow up. It’s the ultimate mix of sass, class, and a little bathroom brass—guaranteed to get a giggle while keeping things tidy. 📏 Size: 16cm x 19.5cm – comes with a mounting hook, so you can hang it and let the magic happen. Because a little humour goes a long way—especially when it comes to bathroom aim! 😉✨

Meet Your Sassy New Bathroom Buddy! Crafted by the mischief-makers at Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky little sign is here to add a splash of humour to your loo (pun absolutely intended!). Featuring the classic reminder:"If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat,"this fun yet functional piece keeps things light-hearted while ensuring bathroom etiquette stays on point. Made from three-layered timber and acrylic, this durable, laser-cut sign is both stylish and sturdy—perfect for homes with big kids, little kids, or those who are just forever young at heart. Designed to get a giggle while serving up a gentle nudge, it’s the ultimate addition to any washroom that could use a bit of sass and class. Dimensions: 16cm x 19.5cm – includes a mounting hook on the back for easy display. Because if you’re going to remind people to aim, you might as well do it with style! 😉🚽✨

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it‘s made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don‘t hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Introducing our cheeky little bathroom reminder, handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria, by the mischief-makers at Unicorn Fart Productions! Featuring the classic rhyme, "If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat." this fun timber sign is sure to make a splash in your bathroom décor (pun intended!). Available in multiple designs, including bold color combos and engraved finishes, it’s perfect for adding a touch of humor while gently nudging guests (and family!) to tidy up after themselves. Made from quality laser-cut wood, this quirky sign is both durable and easy on the eyes, making it an ideal fit for any washroom—whether you’re dealing with big kids, little kids, or even those “permanently young at heart.” Add a bit of sass to your bathroom with a handcrafted gem that will definitely make them smile... or at least think twice before they dash away! Dimensions: 16 x 19.5cm - with a mount hook on the back

  Introducing our Handmade Wooden Dog Feeder Reminder Magnets – the perfect blend of functionality and rustic charm, crafted with love in the scenic Macedon Ranges. These magnets are designed to not only elevate your pet care routine but also add a touch of handmade beauty to your home. Each magnet is lovingly handmade using high-quality wood sourced from the Macedon Ranges, ensuring durability and a natural aesthetic that seamlessly integrates into any space. The charming design features laser-engraved reminders to feed your furry friend, adding a personalized touch to your daily routine. These dog feeder reminder magnets serve as both a practical tool and a delightful piece of decor. The engraved details are clear and legible, making it easy to keep track of your pet's feeding schedule. The magnets securely adhere to your fridge or any magnetic surface, creating a convenient and eye-catching reminder that blends seamlessly into your home environment. Whether you're a seasoned pet owner or welcoming a new furry friend into your home, our Handmade Wooden Dog Feeder Reminder Magnets make for a thoughtful and functional addition to your pet care arsenal. Showcase your love for your canine companion and the beauty of Macedon Ranges craftsmanship with these unique and handmade magnets. Upgrade your pet care routine with a touch of artisanal elegance. Grab yours and make every mealtime a memorable and organized experience for you and your beloved dog! Size -  95mm x 45mm x 10mm

Please dont say hurtful things likePlease dont say hurtful things like, before it's disgusting again. Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets. Crafted with a touch of sass and a lot of patience (trust us, we get it), these magnets bring a much-needed dose of humor to your daily grind. After all, when life hands you little impatient versions of yourself, why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh it off? Each magnet is handcrafted from wood, with every sarcastic phrase laser-engraved for maximum impact. Durable and charmingly rustic, these magnets not only keep your notes and grocery lists secure but also add a hilarious flair to your kitchen decor. Whether you're battling through the latest snack request or just trying to hold it all together, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. They're also the perfect gift for any parent (or friend) who needs a little comic relief in their day-to-day chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

My Goal as a Parent.... Dont raise Arseholes, Finish the Laundry, Everything else is negotiable. Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – my goal as a parent, but your fridge shouldn't be! Crafted with a touch of sass and a lot of patience (trust us, we get it), these magnets bring a much-needed dose of humor to your daily grind. After all, when life hands you little impatient versions of yourself, why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh it off? Each magnet is handcrafted from wood, with every sarcastic phrase laser-engraved for maximum impact. Durable and charmingly rustic, these magnets not only keep your notes and grocery lists secure but also add a hilarious flair to your kitchen decor. Whether you're battling through the latest snack request or just trying to hold it all together, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. They're also the perfect gift for any parent (or friend) who needs a little comic relief in their day-to-day chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

Please dont say hurtful things like: Mum what's for dinner. Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – Please dont say hurtful things like, but your fridge shouldn't be! Crafted with a touch of sass and a lot of patience (trust us, we get it), these magnets bring a much-needed dose of humor to your daily grind. After all, when life hands you little impatient versions of yourself, why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh it off? Each magnet is handcrafted from wood, with every sarcastic phrase laser-engraved for maximum impact. Durable and charmingly rustic, these magnets not only keep your notes and grocery lists secure but also add a hilarious flair to your kitchen decor. Whether you're battling through the latest snack request or just trying to hold it all together, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. They're also the perfect gift for any parent (or friend) who needs a little comic relief in their day-to-day chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

What i said: I Have to Pee, What my kids hear: Family Meeting, Assemble in the Bathroom. Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – I Have to Pee, What my kids hear: Family Meeting, Assemble in the Bathroom, but your fridge shouldn't be! Crafted with a sprinkle of sass and a whole lot of understanding (we’ve been there!), these magnets deliver the humor you didn’t know your kitchen needed. When life throws little impatient mini-yous your way, slap some sarcasm on the fridge and have a good laugh instead of a meltdown! Each magnet is meticulously handcrafted from wood, with laser-engraved cheeky phrases that pack a punch. Strong, rustic, and loaded with personality, these magnets don’t just hold your grocery lists—they bring a smile to your face every time you reach for the fridge. Whether you're negotiating snack time or just trying to keep it together, these sarcastic wonders are here to brighten your day. They're also the perfect gift for parents (or friends) who could use a little comic relief in their daily whirlwind of chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

Parenting is Hack, There are no Hacks, Everything is Hard, These kids dont listen, This is your life now Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – because parenting has no hacks, but your fridge shouldn't be! Crafted with a touch of sass and a lot of patience (trust us, we get it), these magnets bring a much-needed dose of humor to your daily grind. After all, when life hands you little impatient versions of yourself, why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh it off? Each magnet is handcrafted from wood, with every sarcastic phrase laser-engraved for maximum impact. Durable and charmingly rustic, these magnets not only keep your notes and grocery lists secure but also add a hilarious flair to your kitchen decor. Whether you're battling through the latest snack request or just trying to hold it all together, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. They're also the perfect gift for any parent (or friend) who needs a little comic relief in their day-to-day chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

Dog-Approved Doormat – Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions Welcome to the dog house – where all visitors need pawsitive approval! 🐾  This fun and quirky “All Visitors Must Be Dog-Approved” doormat is handcrafted with love by Unicorn Fart Production in the charming town of Woodend, Victoria. Whether you're a proud dog parent or just want to warn your guests about the furry doorkeeper, this mat is the perfect way to make your entryway both practical and hilarious! Made to order, our high-quality doormats are designed to withstand all kinds of foot (and paw) traffic while adding a playful touch to your home. Each piece is lovingly made with precision, making it a unique addition to your front door. - Made from durable materials for long-lasting use- Fun and dog-approved design- Made to order – crafted just for you and your four-legged friends! Get ready to let your dog be the gatekeeper in style with this playful and practical doormat! Order yours now from Unicorn Fart Productions – your doorway has never been more paw-some! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected  

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected  

Charcuterie - Noun - A French term for the art of arranging fruits, cheeses, cured meats and other fancy Shit.. Impress your guests with this laser-engraved charcuterie board, featuring a beautifully intricate pattern, handcrafted by the creative wizards at Unicorn Fart Productions in the Macedon Ranges. This board isn’t just a serving tray—it’s an eye-catching centerpiece for your snacks! Charcuterie (the art of arranging cured meats, cheeses, fruits, and more) deserves a stylish backdrop, and this board delivers. The elegant pattern adds a touch of sophistication to your spread, making every cheese wheel and cracker stack look effortlessly gourmet. Crafted from premium timber and fitted with a handy serving handle, this board is as functional as it is beautiful. Its smooth surface offers plenty of room for all your charcuterie delights, while the engraved design adds that extra wow factor to your presentation. Whether it’s a gift or a treat for yourself, this engraved charcuterie board is perfect for entertaining or making everyday snacks feel extra special. Turn your nibbles into a masterpiece with this one-of-a-kind creation from Unicorn Fart Productions! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

Get ready to impress your guests with this laser-engraved charcuterie board, featuring a stunning tree design etched with precision by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions in the heart of the Macedon Ranges. Not just any serving board, this beauty combines rustic charm with a dash of modern flair! Charcuterie (that’s fancy talk for an epic spread of cured meats, cheeses, fruits, and snacks) has never looked better. With the engraved tree symbolising nature’s bounty, this board is a perfect backdrop for your culinary creations. The intricate tree design captures the elegance of the outdoors, making it a delightful addition to any table setting. Crafted from high-quality timber and fitted with a handy serving handle, this board isn’t just about looks—it’s also super functional. Whether you’re entertaining friends or indulging in a cozy night of snacks, the board provides ample space to lay out your charcuterie masterpieces. So go ahead, let this tree-engraved board be the star of your next gathering! Perfect as a gift or a treat for yourself, it’s the ultimate combination of beauty, practicality, and a little bit of Unicorn Fart magic. Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

Bring a bit of the countryside to your kitchen with this handcrafted wooden serving board, engraved with an adorable Highland cow surrounded by flowers. Made in the Macedon Ranges by the fun-loving team at Unicorn Fart Productions, this board is not just a serving essential but a piece of rustic art. The Highland cow, with its signature shaggy hair and gentle eyes, adds a charming touch that will make every snack or cheese platter even more enjoyable. With a sturdy handle and plenty of space to serve up your best treats, this board combines practicality with a whimsical country vibe. It’s perfect for hosting guests or as a gift for the Highland cow lover in your life. Locally made and expertly crafted, this serving board will be your trusty kitchen companion, always ready to bring a little farmyard fun to the table. Whether you're slicing up bread or dishing out charcuterie, this Highland cow will be there, quietly judging your snack choices with love! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

Channel your inner chef with a side of laughter thanks to this adorable wooden serving board, handcrafted in the Macedon Ranges by the quirky creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions. Featuring an engraved image of a Frenchie with eyes that say, "I'm watching you," this board is perfect for dog lovers and snack enthusiasts alike! The engraving reads, "Every snack you make, every meal you bake... every bite you take, I'll be watching you," making it the ultimate companion for the kitchen or when serving up treats. With its rustic charm and practical handle, this board isn’t just for decoration—it’s built for serious snack action. Whether you're prepping ingredients or serving up a spread, you’ll be reminded that someone’s always watching (and hoping for a bite). Perfect for hosting or gifting, this board brings a playful mix of humor and craftsmanship, made locally by the team at Unicorn Fart Productions. It’s more than just a serving board—it’s a faithful food friend! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

Channel your inner chef with a side of laughter thanks to this adorable wooden serving board, handcrafted in the Macedon Ranges by the quirky creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions. Featuring an engraved image of a Cockapoo with eyes that say, "I'm watching you," this board is perfect for dog lovers and snack enthusiasts alike! I Know your think what is a Cockapoo - that's a Cocker Spaniel and a Poodle breed.... The engraving reads, "Every snack you make, every meal you bake... every bite you take, I'll be watching you," making it the ultimate companion for the kitchen or when serving up treats. With its rustic charm and practical handle, this board isn’t just for decoration—it’s built for serious snack action. Whether you're prepping ingredients or serving up a spread, you’ll be reminded that someone’s always watching (and hoping for a bite). Perfect for hosting or gifting, this board brings a playful mix of humor and craftsmanship, made locally by the team at Unicorn Fart Productions. It’s more than just a serving board—it’s a faithful food friend! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)