Slow Time – Handcrafted Sloth Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Take a deep breath, kick back, and let time slow down with Slow Time – our delightfully relaxed sloth wall clock, handcrafted for those who prefer life in the chill lane. Designed and lovingly made by Unicorn Fart Productions, a quirky, family-run creative studio based in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is crafted from quality laser-cut wood and hand-painted with rich earthy tones and vibrant greens. The sloth’s dreamy expression, leafy background, and minimalist styling make it the perfect statement piece for those who value both craftsmanship and calm. Ideal for living rooms, reading nooks, kids’ spaces, or any area that could use a reminder to take it slow, this sloth clock doesn’t just tell time — it sets the mood. Its rounded body cleverly doubles as the clock face, with playful blue numerals and simple black hands that keep time in the most relaxed way possible. Each piece is individually cut, painted, and assembled by hand, giving it a truly one-of-a-kind character that mass-produced décor just can’t match. Support local. Embrace slow. And let this sleepy little sloth remind you that there’s no need to rush – you’ve got all the time in the world. Dimensions: 140mm (H) x 190mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

Hoot O’Clock – Handcrafted Owl Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Bring some bright-eyed personality to your child’s space with our vibrant and quirky Hoot O’Clock — a handcrafted owl wall clock that’s as fun as it is functional! Designed and made by the creative dreamers at Unicorn Fart Productions, a local family business proudly based in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is built from high-quality laser-cut wood and finished by hand with vivid, playful paintwork. The bold yellow owl design is perched on a storybook, wide-eyed and ready to keep perfect time while adding a burst of joy to any wall. With its bright orange clock face, oversized cartoon-style eyes, and cheerful colour palette, this timepiece brings energy, character, and a touch of whimsy into any playroom, nursery, or kid’s bedroom. Whether you're teaching little ones how to tell the time or simply want to liven up their room with something original, Hoot O’Clock is a standout piece that’s sure to delight both kids and grown-ups alike. Each clock is carefully handcrafted by real humans (not owls, sorry) using quality materials and plenty of creative flair—making every piece truly one-of-a-kind. Support small, shop local, and let your walls do the hooting with Hoot O’Clock—designed with love in the Macedon Ranges. Dimensions: 200mm (H) x 175mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

Cluck O’Clock – Handcrafted Rooster Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Bring charm, character, and a touch of countryside whimsy to your space with our Cluck O’Clock – a beautifully handcrafted wall clock that’s as much a piece of art as it is a practical timepiece. Designed and hand-built by the creative team at Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned local business based in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is made from high-quality laser-cut wood and hand-painted with care and precision. Every detail – from the delicately layered feathers to the expressive winking eye and bold red comb – has been thoughtfully crafted to give this rooster a lively, endearing personality. The design features a soft palette of greys, whites, and muted blues, punctuated with vibrant red and orange highlights, making it a standout piece without overwhelming your space. The clock hands are subtly integrated into the rooster's body, creating a seamless and creative focal point that draws the eye while keeping perfect time. Ideal for kitchens, dining areas, children’s spaces, or any wall that could use a little extra personality, this clock offers a playful twist on traditional décor. Its light-hearted aesthetic pairs beautifully with rustic, eclectic, and even modern farmhouse interiors. Every clock is made and painted by hand in regional Victoria, making each one a little bit unique – just like the people who make them. Support small, shop local, and add a little cock-a-doodle-wow to your walls with Cluck O’Clock. Dimensions: 270mm (H) x 275mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

"Welcome" Hanging Cat Sign – Because Every Home Needs a Furry Greeter Step inside… if the cat allows it. This charming "Welcome" sign, featuring an inquisitive feline peeking over the top, sets the tone for a cat-friendly household. Whether you're a dedicated cat servant or just appreciate a warm and fuzzy greeting, this sign is a perfect way to add some personality to your entryway. Proudly designed and made in Woodend, Victoria by the creative minds at Unicorn Fart Productions, this laser-cut timber sign is crafted with care by our family-run business. It includes a built-in hanger on the back, making it easy to display wherever your cat deems appropriate. A great gift for cat lovers, homebodies, and anyone who knows that guests should always be approved by the household’s true ruler—the cat. Handmade in Australia, where the welcome is warm, but the side-eye from the cat is inevitable.

Cats Welcome Fridge Magnet – Handmade in Woodend by Unicorn Fart Productions Because let’s be honest—cats rule the house, and people are just tolerated. Handcrafted from quality timber in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky fridge magnet is the perfect way to let visitors know where they stand in your cat’s kingdom. Includes a strong magnet on the back – holds up notes, shopping lists, and maybe even a warning sign for unsuspecting guests. Laser-cut with precision – capturing every fluffy detail of the true ruler of your home. A must-have for cat lovers – because the world needs more cat-titude. Made by a local artist – crafted with care and a sprinkle of feline mischief. Add some personality to your fridge, or gift it to a fellow cat enthusiast who knows the real boss of the household. Limited stock—grab yours before your cat knocks it off the fridge. Handmade in Woodend | Australian Made & Designed

Timber Cat Fridge Magnet  Looking for a purr-fect way to add some feline flair to your fridge? This adorable wooden cat magnet is here to bring personality and charm to your kitchen! Handcrafted from quality timber in Woodend, Victoria by the quirky creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions (because life’s too short for boring fridge magnets). Strong magnet on the back – perfect for holding up shopping lists, cat adoption forms (no judgment), or those takeaway menus you swear you won’t use again. Naturally beautiful timber design – because who needs plastic when you can have a stunning wooden accent on your fridge? Purrfect for cat lovers – a great gift or a little treat for yourself (because your fridge deserves personality too). Bring some cat-titude to your kitchen with this fun, handcrafted magnet. Grab yours before they mysteriously disappear—just like your cat when you open the carrier! Handmade in Woodend |  Aussie Made & Designed

A Dog’s Prayer Magnet – Small For the dog lovers who know their furry overlords truly rule the household, this beautifully crafted A Dog’s Prayer Magnet is both heartwarming and hilariously accurate. Proudly made in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions, a local family-owned business with a love for pets and laughter, each piece is laser-engraved and handcrafted with care. Whether it’s stuck on your fridge, filing cabinet, or any magnetic surface, this little gem is a daily reminder of who really owns the bed at night. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with love by a family-run business that knows dogs are the real bosses. Includes a Magnet on the Rear – Perfect for displaying on fridges, lockers, or anywhere your pup allows. Laser-Engraved Design – Featuring a whimsical and heartfelt dog’s prayer, guaranteed to make every pet owner nod in agreement. A Thoughtful Gift for Dog Lovers – Ideal for birthdays, housewarmings, or anyone who shares their bed with a four-legged snuggles. Whether you're a proud dog parent or simply a human lucky enough to be chosen as a canine cuddle buddy, this magnet brings charm, humour, and a whole lot of puppy love into your home.

A Dog’s Prayer Magnet – Large For the dog lovers who know their furry overlords truly rule the household, this beautifully crafted A Dog’s Prayer Magnet is both heartwarming and hilariously accurate. Proudly made in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions, a local family-owned business with a love for pets and laughter, each piece is laser-engraved and handcrafted with care. Whether it’s stuck on your fridge, filing cabinet, or any magnetic surface, this little gem is a daily reminder of who really owns the bed at night. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with love by a family-run business that knows dogs are the real bosses. Includes a Magnet on the Rear – Perfect for displaying on fridges, lockers, or anywhere your pup allows. Laser-Engraved Design – Featuring a whimsical and heartfelt dog’s prayer, guaranteed to make every pet owner nod in agreement. A Thoughtful Gift for Dog Lovers – Ideal for birthdays, housewarmings, or anyone who shares their bed with a four-legged snuggles. Whether you're a proud dog parent or simply a human lucky enough to be chosen as a canine cuddle buddy, this magnet brings charm, humour, and a whole lot of puppy love into your home.

Attention, gentlemen! Before you step up, take a deep breath, and let’s have a moment of honesty… your aim needs work, and your measurements? Well, let’s just say "man inches" aren’t real. This laser-engraved, hand-painted, and vinyl-wrapped sign is the subtle (but not-so-subtle) reminder that standing closer is always a good idea. Handmade by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, it’s the perfect mix of humour and practicality. Precision Laser Engraving and Hand-Painted Details – Because if your aim can’t be sharp, at least your décor can be. Vinyl-Wrapped for Durability – Built to last, unlike your excuses for missing the mark. Locally Made in Woodend, Victoria – A handcrafted piece created with both artistry and a deep understanding of men’s overestimations. Ready to Hang – Includes rear mount, so installation is easier than convincing you to admit the truth. Classy Yet Hilarious – Because, mate, it’s not that long, and it never was. Ideal for pubs, home bathrooms, mancaves, or anywhere that sees a suspiciously high amount of "near misses." Whether it’s a cheeky gift or a necessity, this sign is guaranteed to get laughs—and hopefully improve aim.

Let’s face it, fellas—your aim isn’t as good as you think, and neither is your measurement. This laser-engraved, hand-painted, and vinyl-wrapped sign is here to gently remind (or outright call out) those who need to reconsider their stance at the urinal. Handmade by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this is the ultimate bathroom reality check. Laser Engraved and Hand-Painted – Elegant lettering meets a hilarious message, delivering class with a side of much-needed truth. Vinyl-Wrapped for Durability – Because this message will be needed for years to come. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed by someone who clearly understands the struggle of bathroom “mishaps.” Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang where it’s needed most—directly in front of the splash zone. Blunt but Effective – Because, mate, it’s not as long as you think, and yes, “man inches” are a real thing. Perfect for man caves, pubs, bathrooms, and anywhere that needs a serious accuracy upgrade. Whether as a cheeky housewarming gift or a last-ditch effort to protect your floors, this sign is both hilarious and 100% necessary.

Please Stand Closer – It’s Shorter Than You Think Let’s be honest—sometimes a little reality check is needed. This laser-engraved, hand-painted, and vinyl-wrapped sign delivers an important yet hilariously direct message to the men in your household: overconfidence is not always your friend. Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this sign is designed for bathrooms, pubs, man caves, and anywhere that seems to suffer from a little “miscalculation.” Laser Engraved and Hand-Painted – Crisp, classic lettering with a stylish vintage-inspired frame, making the message both elegant and effective. Vinyl-Wrapped for Durability – Because this message will need to be read over and over again. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with care, skill, and an undeniable understanding of bathroom accuracy struggles. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang where it’s needed most—near the scene of the crime. Funny Yet Functional – Let’s just say… it’s not as long as you think, mate. An essential addition to any male-populated household, pub restroom, or place where “misfires” tend to happen. Whether as a housewarming gift, a cheeky joke, or a last-ditch effort to protect your floors, this sign gets the message across with style, humour, and undeniable truth.

Please Stand Closer – It’s Shorter Than You Think A gentle reminder for the gentlemen in your life, because sometimes accuracy matters more than confidence. Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this laser-engraved, hand-painted, and vinyl-wrapped sign delivers a hilariously necessary message in the most stylish way possible. Perfect for guest bathrooms, man caves, or anywhere that seems to suffer from "overestimation issues." Laser Engraved and Hand-Painted – Crisp, clear lettering and vintage-inspired flourishes ensure the message is both elegant and effective. Vinyl-Wrapped for Durability – A smooth, easy-to-clean finish that stands up to time, just like the joke never gets old. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed by a local artisan who clearly understands the struggle. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang in bathrooms, pubs, or anywhere that could use a little “direction.” Refined Yet Unmistakably Direct – The elegant design gives it a touch of class, but let's be real—it’s here to prevent “splash zones.” An absolute must-have for households with men, public restrooms, or anyone who appreciates a well-aimed joke. Whether it’s for housewarmings, birthdays, or just a much-needed intervention, this sign brings style, humour, and a much-needed accuracy check to any space.

Driving My Husband Crazy, One Chicken at a Time For the backyard chicken keeper who swore they’d stop at just a few hens… but somehow keeps adding more, this laser-engraved and hand-painted sign is the perfect way to own it. Crafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this bold, funny, and slightly too relatable sign is a must-have for any chicken-loving household—especially one where the husband has given up trying to count the flock. Laser Engraved and Hand-Painted – Vibrant colors bring these sassy hens to life, adding extra personality to the already hilarious message. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed with love, humor, and just a hint of chicken math denial. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang, because let’s be honest—you have more chickens to buy and no time for DIY. Perfect for Chicken Lovers – Whether you have two hens or twenty, this sign lets everyone know exactly how your backyard farm (and marriage) is going. Durable and Rustic – Built to last, just like your husband's patience—though, let’s be real, the sign will probably last longer. This sign makes a fantastic gift for backyard chicken keepers, homesteaders, or anyone whose “just one more” has turned into an entire flock. Whether for Mother’s Day, a birthday, or just as a lighthearted addition to the coop, it’s the perfect way to celebrate chicken addiction in style.

"I'd Smoke That" Dinosaur BBQ Serving Board For the grill master who takes their meat seriously—but not themselves—this laser-engraved serving board is a must-have. Featuring a T-Rex eyeing up a tasty stack of smoked meats, this board is as legendary as your low-and-slow BBQ skills. Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this unique board is the perfect blend of humour, function, and prehistoric passion for perfectly smoked cuts. Laser Engraved Design – Boldly states “I’d Smoke That” alongside a dinosaur planning its next BBQ feast, making it both hilarious and highly relatable for any meat lover. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a local artisan, ensuring a one-of-a-kind design with authentic craftsmanship. Perfect for BBQ Lovers – Ideal for slicing, serving, and showing off at every cookout, because a great brisket deserves an equally great presentation. Round Paddle Board Style – Complete with a sturdy handle and a hole for easy hanging, making storage as effortless as your slow-smoked ribs. High-Quality Timber – Durable and stylish, designed to handle everything from juicy steaks to charcuterie spreads. This serving board makes a fantastic gift for BBQ enthusiasts, dinosaur fans, and pitmasters who love to add a bit of fun to their grilling game. Whether it’s for a birthday, Father’s Day, or a legendary weekend cookout, this board is guaranteed to spark conversation—and maybe even some friendly competition over who really makes the best smoked meat Dimensions/Size: 32cm (H) x 24cm (W) x 0.8cm (D)

For the backyard pit master who takes their low and slow seriously, this laser-engraved serving board is the ultimate BBQ companion. Whether you’re slicing brisket, pulling pork, or just flexing your grilling skills, this board says it all—"I’d Smoke That!" Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this board is built for serious meat lovers who appreciate a well-marbled cut and a good laugh. Laser Engraved Design – Features a butcher-style cut diagram of beef, pork, and chicken, making it both functional and hilarious. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed by a local artisan, supporting small business and authentic craftsmanship. Built for BBQ Kings and Queens – Perfect for slicing, serving, and making your guests jealous of your grilling skills. Juice Groove for Mess-Free Prep – Keeps all those delicious juices where they belong—on your meat, not your counter. Durable and Stylish – High-quality wood that’s sturdy enough for your biggest cuts but classy enough to display when not in use. This serving board makes a fantastic gift for BBQ enthusiasts, pitmasters, and meat lovers who know that real cooking happens over fire and smoke. Whether it’s for Father’s Day, a birthday, or just an excuse to fire up the smoker, this board is the ultimate blend of humour and functionality. Because if you wouldn’t smoke it, is it even worth eating? Dimensions/Size: 27.5cm (H) x 19.5cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

For the backyard chicken whisperer who’s not just raising hens but absolutely crushing it, this laser-engraved serving board is the perfect blend of rustic charm and farmyard fun. Crafted from Acacia timber and made by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this board is as durable as it is stylish. Whether you’re serving up fresh eggs, cheese, or a feast fit for a flock, it’s a conversation starter that will have guests clucking with laughter. Laser Engraved Design – Deeply etched with the cheeky phrase: "I never dreamed I'd be a super cool chicken lady... but here I am, killing it!" accompanied by beautifully detailed hens and roosters. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – A locally crafted piece that supports small artisans and brings authentic country character to your kitchen. Perfect for Entertaining – Ideal for serving charcuterie, bread, or fresh farm-to-table goodies with style. Rustic and Functional – The sturdy handle with a hole allows for easy hanging when not in use, doubling as a charming kitchen display. This serving board makes the ultimate gift for chicken lovers, homesteaders, and farm-fresh enthusiasts. Whether it’s for Mother’s Day, a birthday, or just because, it’s a practical yet hilarious way to celebrate farm life. Because let’s face it—being a chicken lady is no small feat, and you deserve a board that proves you’re doing it right. Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

Handmade with a Wicked Twist – Straight from Woodend, Victoria Looking for a fun and slightly mischievous way to let someone know they’re on your mind? This handcrafted Voodoo Doll "We've Been Thinking of You" Sign is packed with character, humor, and just the right amount of eerie charm. Designed to be a conversation starter, it’s perfect for adding personality to any space, making a unique gift, or simply getting a few laughs from visitors. Crafted by the family-owned Unicorn Fart Productions, this multi-layer wooden sign is made with care and attention to detail. Each layer adds depth to the design, bringing the little voodoo doll to life with its stitched-up expression, heart patch, and a few well-placed pins for good measure. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria by a passionate, family-run business Multi-layer wooden construction, giving it a bold, eye-catching 3D effect Hand-painted and vinyl wrapped for a high-quality, long-lasting finish 25cm diameter – just the right size to make an impact without overpowering a space Hanging point on the back, making it easy to display on a wall, door, or anywhere that needs a little extra personality Whether you’re looking for a quirky gift, a unique décor piece, or a playful way to send a message, this sign is bound to stand out. With a mix of handcrafted quality, clever design, and a hint of dark humor, it’s a perfect addition to any collection.

For those proudly running a backyard egg operation, this 25cm diameter handcrafted sign is the perfect way to let the world know where the freshest eggs in town come from. Made by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this sign blends humour with rustic charm, making it an ideal addition to any chicken coop, farm gate, or country home. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed and crafted with care by a local artist, ensuring a high-quality and unique piece. 25cm Diameter – A great size that stands out while fitting seamlessly into a variety of settings. Durable Vinyl-Wrapped Finish – Ensures a smooth, long-lasting surface that is easy to clean and resistant to wear. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang, making installation quick and effortless. Fun and Quirky Design – Features the phrase "Local Egg Dealer" in bold lettering, complemented by charming illustrated chickens to add personality and charm. Perfect for Egg Sellers and Hobby Farmers – Whether selling eggs from the front gate or simply celebrating a love for backyard chickens, this sign adds a touch of humour and character to any setting. A fantastic gift for chicken enthusiasts, homesteaders, or anyone who takes their egg business seriously but not too seriously. Handmade with attention to detail, this sign is a fun and eye-catching addition to any farm or home.

This 25cm diameter handcrafted sign is the perfect way to greet guests with a touch of humour and warmth. Designed for dog lovers, it proudly states that all who enter will be sniffed, licked, slobbered on, barked at, and most importantly, loved. Made by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this unique piece combines personality with high-quality craftsmanship. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Each piece is crafted with care, ensuring a distinctive and high-quality design. 25cm Diameter – A bold and eye-catching size that makes a statement in any home, porch, or entryway. Durable Vinyl-Wrapped Finish – Professionally applied for a smooth, long-lasting, and easy-to-maintain surface. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang for effortless installation in any space. Charming and Playful Design – Features a beautifully illustrated Labradoodle, paired with a humorous and welcoming message that sets the tone for any dog-friendly home. Perfect for Dog Owners and Pet Lovers – Ideal for front porches, entryways, living rooms, or anywhere that embraces the joy and love of having a four-legged family member. This sign makes a great gift for dog owners, pet lovers, or anyone who enjoys a lighthearted and welcoming home environment. Handmade with care, it is a unique and high-quality decorative piece that adds warmth and character to any space.

This 25cm diameter handcrafted sign is the perfect addition to any dog-friendly home, designed to bring warmth, humour, and personality to your entryway. Proudly made by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this piece is crafted with care and attention to detail, making it a standout decorative piece for dog lovers. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed and crafted locally, ensuring a unique and high-quality product. 25cm Diameter – A generous size that makes a statement while fitting seamlessly into various spaces. Durable Painted Finish – The design is professionally applied for a smooth, long-lasting, and easy-to-clean surface. Mount Included on Rear – Comes ready to hang, making installation quick and hassle-free. Charming and Humorous Design – Features an adorable, happy dog illustration along with a lighthearted message welcoming visitors while setting the house rules. Perfect for Dog Owners – Ideal for front porches, entryways, or living spaces, celebrating the love and loyalty of furry family members. This sign makes a thoughtful gift for pet lovers, dog owners, and anyone who appreciates a touch of humour in their home decor. Handmade with care, it is a unique and high-quality addition to any home.

Bring humour and rustic charm to your space with this handcrafted 25cm diameter wall sign, perfect for farmhouses, kitchens, coops, and quirky home décor. Made by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this piece is designed to stand out with its bold, fun message and eye-catching artwork. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with care by a local artist, ensuring a unique and high-quality design. 25cm Diameter – A great size for making a statement while still fitting perfectly in a variety of spaces. Durable Painted Finish – Protects the design while adding a professional and long-lasting touch. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang right out of the box for effortless installation. Bold and Humorous Design – Features a stylishly illustrated chicken wearing glasses and a headscarf, paired with the cheeky phrase "I Poop Breakfast – What's Your Superpower?" Perfect for Farmhouse or Country-Style Décor – Ideal for kitchens, outdoor coops, cafés, and humorous gift-giving. This sign makes a fantastic conversation starter and a fun gift for chicken lovers, farmers, or anyone who enjoys a bit of rustic humour in their décor. Handmade with attention to detail, it is a unique piece that brings personality to any setting.

Add a touch of rustic charm and country warmth to your home with this adorable Highland Cow Welcome Sign, lovingly crafted by hand in Woodend, Victoria. Expertly Handmade – Designed and crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this sign is made with attention to detail, ensuring a unique and high-quality piece that radiates warmth and hospitality. Perfectly Sized at 25cm Diameter – Large enough to be a standout feature yet versatile enough to complement both indoor and outdoor spaces. Beautifully Designed – Featuring a charming Highland Cow adorned with a floral crown, this sign is delicately detailed with soft pastel tones and hand-drawn botanical elements, creating a welcoming and cozy feel. Ideal for Entryways, Porches, and Gardens – Whether you hang it by your front door, in your garden nook, or inside your farmhouse-inspired interior, this sign is a delightful addition to any space. Built to last, this locally handcrafted sign is perfect for both indoor and outdoor display, making it a fantastic choice for front porches, patios, and even barn-style decor. A Thoughtful Gift – Looking for a unique housewarming, birthday, or Mother’s Day gift? This Highland Cow Welcome Sign is a perfect choice for animal lovers, farmhouse enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates handcrafted art. Ready to Hang – Designed for effortless display, this sign is lightweight yet sturdy, ensuring an easy installation in any setting. Welcome guests in style with this handcrafted, Woodend-made Highland Cow sign – where country charm meets artistic elegance!

Add a touch of humour to your home with this quirky, handcrafted sign that perfectly captures the delightful chaos of family life! Locally Handmade in Woodend, Victoria, this high-quality sign is crafted with precision and care to bring character and charm to any space. Generous 25cm Diameter – Large enough to be a statement piece while fitting seamlessly into any room, from living spaces to man caves and home bars. Vinyl-Wrapped Finish – Featuring a bold and playful design, the sign is expertly wrapped in durable vinyl, ensuring vibrant colours, long-lasting quality, and an eye-catching appeal. The text pops beautifully against the stylish blue background, giving it a unique aesthetic. A Fun Message That Says It All:"Beware of Husband – Kids and Pets Are Also Sketchy… Wife is AWESOME!"Perfect for homes where mischief thrives and the wife reigns supreme! Whether it’s a cheeky gift or a fun décor piece, this sign will bring plenty of laughs. Ready to Hang – Lightweight yet sturdy, this sign is easy to mount on any wall, making it a hassle-free addition to your home décor. Perfect Gift Idea – Ideal for housewarmings, birthdays, anniversaries, or just because. It’s a fantastic choice for anyone with a great sense of humour!

Make a bold (and hilarious) first impression with this cheeky wall sign! Whether you're hosting a wild gathering, managing daily life, or just embracing the beautifully unpredictable mess that is existence—this sign says it all. With its stylish script and metallic shimmer, it adds just the right touch of sass and humour to any space. Perfect for party lovers, home bars, or anyone who thrives in controlled (or uncontrolled) chaos. Designed and created in Woodend, Victoria. Size: Perfectly sized to make a statement without overpowering your shitshow. Dimensions: 25cm Diameter

If at first you don't succeed.... Skydiving is not for you. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or five we won't judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

If at first you don't succeed.... Skydiving is not for you. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 76mm x 72mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I'm sorry did I roll my eyes out loud? Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I'm sorry did I roll my eyes out loud? Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Just so were clear IDK.IDC. oh yeah and also IDGAF. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I may be wrong, but I doubt it. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Your opinion matters! Not to me, but I'm sure someone, somewhere cares at least a little bit. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Your opinion matters! Not to me, but I'm sure someone, somewhere cares at least a little bit. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

And yet, Despite this look on my face, you are still talking. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

And yet. Despite this look on my face, you are still talking. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I have it all together, I just forgot where i put it. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I have it all together, I just forgot where i put it. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Let's try to keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 76mm x 72mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong.. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Thinking about you - Voodoo Doll Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Thinking about you. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 76mm x 72mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I'm not responsible for what my face does when you talk. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I'm, not responsible for what my face does when you talk. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was looking for MUTE Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was looking for MUTE. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I put the PRO in procrastinate. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I told my therapist about you. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Red Flags? Bring it Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Hold on, Let me overthink this. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!