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Have it all together - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Have it all together $5.00 $9.50
I have it all together, I just forgot where i put it. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!
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Have no filter - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Have no filter $5.00 $9.50
Caution I have no Filter. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!
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Heart Parade - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Heart Parade $5.00 $25.00
"Heart Parade" Acrylic EarringsLovingly handmade in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions Why settle for one heart when you can wear a whole parade? The "Heart Parade" earrings are a joyful celebration of colour, love, and bold self-expression—handcrafted with flair by the family-run creative legends at Unicorn Fart Productions, right in the heart of Woodend, Victoria. Featuring three cascading hearts in sunshine yellow, candy apple red, and electric green, this playful pair brings all the feel-good vibes with none of the effort. Lightweight, swingy, and full of personality, these earrings are perfect for festival days, fun nights out, or simply when you need a little boost of happy hanging from your ears. Each heart is cut from vibrant acrylic and linked to move with you—adding a pop of motion and colour to any outfit. Whether you're a romantic, a rainbow lover, or just a fan of fabulous accessories, these earrings are guaranteed to bring on the smiles. Made locally. Worn loudly. Loved instantly. Because life’s better in technicolour.
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Hello Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hello Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hello Small  Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hello Small Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
-20% sale
Hello Spring  Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hello Spring Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
-20% sale
Hello Summer  Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hello Summer Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
-20% sale
Hello Summer Cone  Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hello Summer Cone Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hello There  Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hello There Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hennydew - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hennydew $2.50 $3.00
Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Hennydew Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!
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Hey there fancy Pants  Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hey there fancy Pants Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hey Yall  Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hey Yall Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hi Im Mat  Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hi Im Mat Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hi Im Mat  Doormat Border - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hi Im Mat Doormat Border $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hi Pumpkin  Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hi Pumpkin Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hide Packages from Husband  Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hide Packages from Husband Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hide Packages from Wife  Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hide Packages from Wife Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Highland Cow Keychain - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Highland Cow Keychain $12.00 $14.00
Introducing our Highland Cow Shaped Keychain - the perfect accessory for anyone looking to add a touch of whimsy to their everyday essentials. Handmade from laser cut acrylic, this keychain is not only durable, but also features a unique translucent design that changes colour. It's the perfect gift for anyone who loves playful and unique accessories. Designed and made in Woodend, Victoria, this keychain is a true testament to the creativity and imagination of a young mind. Measuring at 5.0 x 4.5cm, it's the perfect size to fit on any keychain without adding bulk. So why settle for a boring keychain when you can have a fun and colourful one that will surely make you stand out? Don't miss out on this one-of-a-kind Highland Cow Shaped Keychain - get yours today and add a touch of fun to your everyday routine!
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Highland Cow Serving Board With Handle - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Highland Cow Serving Board With Handle $35.00 $45.00
Bring a bit of the countryside to your kitchen with this handcrafted wooden serving board, engraved with an adorable Highland cow surrounded by flowers. Made in the Macedon Ranges by the fun-loving team at Unicorn Fart Productions, this board is not just a serving essential but a piece of rustic art. The Highland cow, with its signature shaggy hair and gentle eyes, adds a charming touch that will make every snack or cheese platter even more enjoyable. With a sturdy handle and plenty of space to serve up your best treats, this board combines practicality with a whimsical country vibe. It’s perfect for hosting guests or as a gift for the Highland cow lover in your life. Locally made and expertly crafted, this serving board will be your trusty kitchen companion, always ready to bring a little farmyard fun to the table. Whether you're slicing up bread or dishing out charcuterie, this Highland cow will be there, quietly judging your snack choices with love! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)
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Highland Cow Shaped Keychain - Choose a Style - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Highland Cow Shaped Keychain - Choose a Style $12.00 $16.00
Introducing our Highland Cow Shaped Keychain – the perfect blend of charm and functionality to add a touch to your everyday essentials. Custom designed and the cut from laser-cut acrylic, this keychain is not only durable but also available in a wide variety of styles and colours, allowing you to personalise it to match your aesthetic. Whether you prefer bold, vibrant hues or more muted, sophisticated tones, there's a style combination to suit every taste. The playful cow shape is elevated with a touch of elegance, making it a versatile accessory that complements any outfit. Crafted with care in Woodend, Victoria, these keychains offer a unique and delightful addition to your collection. Their compact dimensions of 4cm x 5cm make them the perfect size to comfortably fit in your pocket or purse, all while standing out enough to catch attention. They also make for a thoughtful gift for anyone who enjoys quirky, fun accessories that are both functional and stylish. Why settle for an ordinary keychain when you can infuse your daily routine with personality? Shop now to add a dash of cheer to your day every time you reach for your keys with our Highland Cow Shaped Keychain.
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Ho Ho F%&^% Ho Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Ho Ho F%&^% Ho Doormat $48.50 $60.00
"Ho Ho F&(*&(*% Ho" Tired of the same old sweet and sappy Christmas decor? Say F*ck that! and step up your holiday game with our Adults-Only Potty-Mouthed Christmas Doormat! Made right here in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky masterpiece is designed for those who like their Christmas spirit served with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of profanity. Whether you're welcoming fellow misfits, scaring off carolers, or just making sure Santa knows you’re on the fun kind of naughty list, this mat is the perfect way to bring some sassy seasonal cheer to your doorstep. 🎄 Handcrafted with attitude.🎄 Built to withstand all the bullsh*t weather throws at it.🎄 Guaranteed to make guests laugh—or gasp. Get yours now and let your doormat do the swearing, so you don’t have to! Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir - UV Protected Rear - PVC 
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Hold my Poop ! Doggie Bag Holder - Mixed Colours - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hold my Poop ! Doggie Bag Holder -... $10.00 $18.00
Hold my Poop .... Elevate your pup's walk in style with our Acrylic Dog Poop Bag Key Chain. Handmade with care, these functional accessories are as chic as they are practical. Keep the environment clean and your look on point – a perfect blend of fashion and responsibility. Made in Woodend, Victoria
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Hold on let me - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hold on let me $5.00 $9.50
Hold on, Let me overthink this. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!
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Hold on not wearing Pants Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hold on not wearing Pants Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hold on we are probably not wearing pants Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hold on we are probably not wearing pants... $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hold On we're probably not Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hold On we're probably not Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Home Heart  Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Home Heart Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Home Heart LC Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Home Heart LC Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Home Paw - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Home Paw $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Home Sweet Home Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Home Sweet Home Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Home Sweet Home with Heart Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Home Sweet Home with Heart Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hoot O Clock - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hoot O Clock $25.00 $30.00
Hoot O’Clock – Handcrafted Owl Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Bring some bright-eyed personality to your child’s space with our vibrant and quirky Hoot O’Clock — a handcrafted owl wall clock that’s as fun as it is functional! Designed and made by the creative dreamers at Unicorn Fart Productions, a local family business proudly based in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is built from high-quality laser-cut wood and finished by hand with vivid, playful paintwork. The bold yellow owl design is perched on a storybook, wide-eyed and ready to keep perfect time while adding a burst of joy to any wall. With its bright orange clock face, oversized cartoon-style eyes, and cheerful colour palette, this timepiece brings energy, character, and a touch of whimsy into any playroom, nursery, or kid’s bedroom. Whether you're teaching little ones how to tell the time or simply want to liven up their room with something original, Hoot O’Clock is a standout piece that’s sure to delight both kids and grown-ups alike. Each clock is carefully handcrafted by real humans (not owls, sorry) using quality materials and plenty of creative flair—making every piece truly one-of-a-kind. Support small, shop local, and let your walls do the hooting with Hoot O’Clock—designed with love in the Macedon Ranges. Dimensions: 200mm (H) x 175mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply
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Hope you brought alcohol Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hope you brought alcohol Doormat $48.50 $60.00
Hope you brought alcohol Doormat This doormat is not your average welcome mat. It's unique, playful, and guaranteed to make you smile every time you step inside. Made from natural coir, it's durable and easy to maintain, making it perfect for keeping your floors clean. The PVC base ensures your shoes stay mud-free, while the witty design adds a touch of humor to your home. What's even better? It's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't miss out on this one-of-a-kind doormat - get yours today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front: Coir Rear: PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hope you brought donuts Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hope you brought donuts Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hope you Brought Pizza  Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hope you Brought Pizza Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hope you like dogs - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hope you like dogs $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hope you Like Pitbulls - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hope you Like Pitbulls $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hope you told us coming over Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hope you told us coming over Doormat $48.50 $60.00
Product Title: Hope you told us coming over Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. But what sets this doormat apart from others? It's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm and uniqueness. So not only will you be adding personality to your home, but you'll also be supporting a small business. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected.
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Hope you Told us Hearts Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hope you Told us Hearts Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hope you're a dog person - Unicorn Fart Productions
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Hope you're a dog person $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
How Little my Hands Were - Message Sign - Fathers Day - Add Child's Name - Unicorn Fart Productions
How Little my Hands Were - Message Sign... $25.00
Celebrate Dad with a Touch of Fun - Add your Child's Name and Hand Prints Show your dad how much he means to you with our beautifully handcrafted, laser-cut plywood Sign, designed specifically for Father's Day. This unique frame is the perfect blend of modern technology and artisanal craftsmanship, making it a heartfelt gift that will be cherished for years to come. Key Features: Precision Laser-Cut Design:Each Sign is meticulously crafted using state-of-the-art laser cutting technology, ensuring clean, precise lines and intricate details. The design features a thoughtful  aesthetic that will complement any décor. Premium Quality Plywood:Made from high-quality, sustainable plywood, this sign is not only eco-friendly but also durable and long-lasting. The natural wood grain adds a warm, rustic touch that enhances the overall charm. Thoughtful Father's Day Gift: It's a meaningful gift that expresses your love and appreciation. The elegant design and handcrafted quality make it a standout piece that any father would be proud to display. Dimensions:- 20 cm Diameter Packaging:Each frame comes in a eco-friendly wrapping ready to be presented to your dad on his special day. Order Yours Today!Don’t miss out on the opportunity to give your dad a gift that combines sentimental value with exceptional craftsmanship. Order your handcrafted laser-cut plywood frame now and make this Father's Day one to remember!
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I am not your Doormat - Unicorn Fart Productions
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I am not your Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected  
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I got this from my pot dealer - Unicorn Fart Productions
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I got this from my pot dealer $2.50 $3.00
Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery! Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants. Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling. Featuring engraved text like “I got this from my pot dealer”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery. Size: 11.5cm x 5cm Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨
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Funny Plant Stakes - Made from Sustainable Timber - I LIKE BIG BUDS AND I CANNOT LIE - Unicorn Fart Productions
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I LIKE BIG BUDS AND I CANNOT LIE $2.50 $3.00
Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
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I Love you Grandma Photo Frame - Unicorn Fart Productions
I Love you Grandma Photo Frame $20.00
Celebrate Grandma with a one-of-a-kind gift—our handcrafted timber photo frame, laser engraved with "I Love You Grandma." Designed, crafted, and hand painted by Unicorn Fart Productions, this frame is a beautiful expression of love. Made with care in the Macedon Ranges by a small family business, each frame is a unique piece of art that adds a personal touch to any space. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because, this locally-made treasure will bring a smile to Grandma's face every time she sees it. Dimensions:7cm x 8cm Magnets on Back to attach to the fridge
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I Love you Mum - Unicorn Fart Productions
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I Love you Mum $8.00 $12.00
Celebrate Mum with a heartfelt, creative gift that she can cherish forever. This handcrafted DIY painting kit, made by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, is the perfect way to show your love with a personal touch. Each kit includes: A laser-etched wooden plaque featuring a delicate floral design A removable flower piece engraved with a special message A paint set and brushes, so you can add your own creative flair A unique and lasting keepsake that makes for a meaningful Mother’s Day gift Why it’s the perfect choice: Handmade with care in Australia Encourages creativity and personalisation A thoughtful memento that Mum will treasure for years to come Designed with love and crafted from sustainable materials, this beautiful DIY kit is a wonderful way to make Mother’s Day extra special. Limited stock available—order now to create a truly unique gift.
I Love you Mum Photo Frame - Unicorn Fart Productions
I Love you Mum Photo Frame $20.00
We are excited to introduce our handcrafted timber photo frame, specially designed for Mums.  Each frame is carefully laser engraved with the heartfelt message "I Love You Mum" and hand-painted with love. It is made locally in the Macedon Ranges by a small family business, adding a unique and meaningful touch to your gift. This photo frame will beautifully showcase cherished memories, making it a thoughtful and timeless gift for any mother. Dimensions:12cm x 10cm Magnets on Back to attach to the fridge
I Love you to the moon and Back Custom Photo Frame - Unicorn Fart Productions
I Love you to the moon and Back... $25.00
Introducing the *Out of This World* 3D Multi-Layer Timber Photo Frame because your love for Mum is as vast as the universe! This Mother’s Day, give her a gift that says, “I love you to the moon and back” with a stunning handcrafted frame, laser-engraved with this heartfelt message.  But wait, there’s more! Personalise it by adding your name, and pick your favourite colors to create a one-of-a-kind keepsake that’s as unique as your Mum. Whether it’s bright and bold or soft and subtle, this frame is your canvas. Each piece is lovingly handcrafted, hand-painted, and assembled right here in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions a small, family-owned business dedicated to making your gift-giving dreams come true. And here’s the cherry on top (or should we say, the magnet on the fridge?): this frame comes with a built-in magnet, perfect for displaying on the fridge where it can catch everyone’s eye! Celebrate Mum with a gift that’s as special as she is—a frame that’s truly out of this world! Dimensions:- Outer Frame: 12.5 x 10 cm- Photo Opening: 8 x 5 cm
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I may be wrong - Unicorn Fart Productions
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I may be wrong $5.00 $9.50
I may be wrong, but I doubt it. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!
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I need a good root - Unicorn Fart Productions
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I need a good root $2.50 $3.00
Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery! Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants. Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling. Featuring engraved text like “I need a good root”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery. Size: 11.5cm x 5cm Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨

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