This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Hoot O’Clock – Handcrafted Owl Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Bring some bright-eyed personality to your child’s space with our vibrant and quirky Hoot O’Clock — a handcrafted owl wall clock that’s as fun as it is functional! Designed and made by the creative dreamers at Unicorn Fart Productions, a local family business proudly based in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is built from high-quality laser-cut wood and finished by hand with vivid, playful paintwork. The bold yellow owl design is perched on a storybook, wide-eyed and ready to keep perfect time while adding a burst of joy to any wall. With its bright orange clock face, oversized cartoon-style eyes, and cheerful colour palette, this timepiece brings energy, character, and a touch of whimsy into any playroom, nursery, or kid’s bedroom. Whether you're teaching little ones how to tell the time or simply want to liven up their room with something original, Hoot O’Clock is a standout piece that’s sure to delight both kids and grown-ups alike. Each clock is carefully handcrafted by real humans (not owls, sorry) using quality materials and plenty of creative flair—making every piece truly one-of-a-kind. Support small, shop local, and let your walls do the hooting with Hoot O’Clock—designed with love in the Macedon Ranges. Dimensions: 200mm (H) x 175mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

Hope you brought alcohol Doormat This doormat is not your average welcome mat. It's unique, playful, and guaranteed to make you smile every time you step inside. Made from natural coir, it's durable and easy to maintain, making it perfect for keeping your floors clean. The PVC base ensures your shoes stay mud-free, while the witty design adds a touch of humor to your home. What's even better? It's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't miss out on this one-of-a-kind doormat - get yours today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front: Coir Rear: PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Product Title: Hope you told us coming over Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. But what sets this doormat apart from others? It's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm and uniqueness. So not only will you be adding personality to your home, but you'll also be supporting a small business. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected.

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Celebrate Dad with a Touch of Fun - Add your Child's Name and Hand Prints Show your dad how much he means to you with our beautifully handcrafted, laser-cut plywood Sign, designed specifically for Father's Day. This unique frame is the perfect blend of modern technology and artisanal craftsmanship, making it a heartfelt gift that will be cherished for years to come. Key Features: Precision Laser-Cut Design:Each Sign is meticulously crafted using state-of-the-art laser cutting technology, ensuring clean, precise lines and intricate details. The design features a thoughtful  aesthetic that will complement any décor. Premium Quality Plywood:Made from high-quality, sustainable plywood, this sign is not only eco-friendly but also durable and long-lasting. The natural wood grain adds a warm, rustic touch that enhances the overall charm. Thoughtful Father's Day Gift: It's a meaningful gift that expresses your love and appreciation. The elegant design and handcrafted quality make it a standout piece that any father would be proud to display. Dimensions:- 20 cm Diameter Packaging:Each frame comes in a eco-friendly wrapping ready to be presented to your dad on his special day. Order Yours Today!Don’t miss out on the opportunity to give your dad a gift that combines sentimental value with exceptional craftsmanship. Order your handcrafted laser-cut plywood frame now and make this Father's Day one to remember!

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected  

Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery! Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants. Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling. Featuring engraved text like “I got this from my pot dealer”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery. Size: 11.5cm x 5cm Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

Celebrate Mum with a heartfelt, creative gift that she can cherish forever. This handcrafted DIY painting kit, made by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, is the perfect way to show your love with a personal touch. Each kit includes: A laser-etched wooden plaque featuring a delicate floral design A removable flower piece engraved with a special message A paint set and brushes, so you can add your own creative flair A unique and lasting keepsake that makes for a meaningful Mother’s Day gift Why it’s the perfect choice: Handmade with care in Australia Encourages creativity and personalisation A thoughtful memento that Mum will treasure for years to come Designed with love and crafted from sustainable materials, this beautiful DIY kit is a wonderful way to make Mother’s Day extra special. Limited stock available—order now to create a truly unique gift.

We are excited to introduce our handcrafted timber photo frame, specially designed for Mums.  Each frame is carefully laser engraved with the heartfelt message "I Love You Mum" and hand-painted with love. It is made locally in the Macedon Ranges by a small family business, adding a unique and meaningful touch to your gift. This photo frame will beautifully showcase cherished memories, making it a thoughtful and timeless gift for any mother. Dimensions:12cm x 10cm Magnets on Back to attach to the fridge

Introducing the *Out of This World* 3D Multi-Layer Timber Photo Frame because your love for Mum is as vast as the universe! This Mother’s Day, give her a gift that says, “I love you to the moon and back” with a stunning handcrafted frame, laser-engraved with this heartfelt message.  But wait, there’s more! Personalise it by adding your name, and pick your favourite colors to create a one-of-a-kind keepsake that’s as unique as your Mum. Whether it’s bright and bold or soft and subtle, this frame is your canvas. Each piece is lovingly handcrafted, hand-painted, and assembled right here in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions a small, family-owned business dedicated to making your gift-giving dreams come true. And here’s the cherry on top (or should we say, the magnet on the fridge?): this frame comes with a built-in magnet, perfect for displaying on the fridge where it can catch everyone’s eye! Celebrate Mum with a gift that’s as special as she is—a frame that’s truly out of this world! Dimensions:- Outer Frame: 12.5 x 10 cm- Photo Opening: 8 x 5 cm

I may be wrong, but I doubt it. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery! Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants. Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling. Featuring engraved text like “I need a good root”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery. Size: 11.5cm x 5cm Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨

Bring humour and rustic charm to your space with this handcrafted 25cm diameter wall sign, perfect for farmhouses, kitchens, coops, and quirky home décor. Made by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this piece is designed to stand out with its bold, fun message and eye-catching artwork. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with care by a local artist, ensuring a unique and high-quality design. 25cm Diameter – A great size for making a statement while still fitting perfectly in a variety of spaces. Durable Painted Finish – Protects the design while adding a professional and long-lasting touch. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang right out of the box for effortless installation. Bold and Humorous Design – Features a stylishly illustrated chicken wearing glasses and a headscarf, paired with the cheeky phrase "I Poop Breakfast – What's Your Superpower?" Perfect for Farmhouse or Country-Style Décor – Ideal for kitchens, outdoor coops, cafés, and humorous gift-giving. This sign makes a fantastic conversation starter and a fun gift for chicken lovers, farmers, or anyone who enjoys a bit of rustic humour in their décor. Handmade with attention to detail, it is a unique piece that brings personality to any setting.

I put the PRO in procrastinate. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery! Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants. Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling. Featuring engraved text like “I wet my plants”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery. Size: 11.5cm x 5cm Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨

For the backyard pit master who takes their low and slow seriously, this laser-engraved serving board is the ultimate BBQ companion. Whether you’re slicing brisket, pulling pork, or just flexing your grilling skills, this board says it all—"I’d Smoke That!" Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this board is built for serious meat lovers who appreciate a well-marbled cut and a good laugh. Laser Engraved Design – Features a butcher-style cut diagram of beef, pork, and chicken, making it both functional and hilarious. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed by a local artisan, supporting small business and authentic craftsmanship. Built for BBQ Kings and Queens – Perfect for slicing, serving, and making your guests jealous of your grilling skills. Juice Groove for Mess-Free Prep – Keeps all those delicious juices where they belong—on your meat, not your counter. Durable and Stylish – High-quality wood that’s sturdy enough for your biggest cuts but classy enough to display when not in use. This serving board makes a fantastic gift for BBQ enthusiasts, pitmasters, and meat lovers who know that real cooking happens over fire and smoke. Whether it’s for Father’s Day, a birthday, or just an excuse to fire up the smoker, this board is the ultimate blend of humour and functionality. Because if you wouldn’t smoke it, is it even worth eating? Dimensions/Size: 27.5cm (H) x 19.5cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

"I'd Smoke That" Dinosaur BBQ Serving Board For the grill master who takes their meat seriously—but not themselves—this laser-engraved serving board is a must-have. Featuring a T-Rex eyeing up a tasty stack of smoked meats, this board is as legendary as your low-and-slow BBQ skills. Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this unique board is the perfect blend of humour, function, and prehistoric passion for perfectly smoked cuts. Laser Engraved Design – Boldly states “I’d Smoke That” alongside a dinosaur planning its next BBQ feast, making it both hilarious and highly relatable for any meat lover. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a local artisan, ensuring a one-of-a-kind design with authentic craftsmanship. Perfect for BBQ Lovers – Ideal for slicing, serving, and showing off at every cookout, because a great brisket deserves an equally great presentation. Round Paddle Board Style – Complete with a sturdy handle and a hole for easy hanging, making storage as effortless as your slow-smoked ribs. High-Quality Timber – Durable and stylish, designed to handle everything from juicy steaks to charcuterie spreads. This serving board makes a fantastic gift for BBQ enthusiasts, dinosaur fans, and pitmasters who love to add a bit of fun to their grilling game. Whether it’s for a birthday, Father’s Day, or a legendary weekend cookout, this board is guaranteed to spark conversation—and maybe even some friendly competition over who really makes the best smoked meat Dimensions/Size: 32cm (H) x 24cm (W) x 0.8cm (D)

If you take your BBQ as seriously as your sense of humour, this handcrafted sign from Unicorn Fart Productions is made just for you! Designed and created in Woodend, Victoria, this bold and hilariously cheeky piece is the perfect way to show off your love for all things slow-cooked and smoked to perfection. Featuring a layered timber design, this eye-catching sign showcases a prehistoric twist on the ultimate BBQ lineup—a mighty T-Rex stacked with a cow, pig, and chicken, all proudly declaring, "I’D SMOKE THAT!" Whether you’re a pit master, weekend warrior, or just someone who believes everything tastes better off the smoker, this sign will add personality to your grilling space. With vibrant retro-inspired colours, precision laser-cut details, and a sturdy build, it’s perfect for outdoor kitchens, smoke shacks, man caves, and BBQ areas. Built to last and guaranteed to spark conversations (and maybe a few friendly debates over the best way to smoke brisket), it’s the ultimate gift for BBQ lovers who enjoy a side of humour with their meat. Size: Perfectly sized to make a statement without overpowering your carefully plated ribs. - Dimensions: 25.5cm Diameter So go on—hang it up, fire up the smoker, and let everyone know that when it comes to BBQ, you mean business. Because if it walks, swims, or roars… you’d smoke that! 

I'm actually not funny, I am just mean and people think I must be joking Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Im not bossy, Im just Aggresively helpful Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I'm not lonely, I'm selectively social, There's a difference. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 76mm x 72mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Add a bit of love to your kitchen with our Heart-Shaped Fridge Magnet, specially made for dog lovers! Featuring the beautiful quote, "I'm the kind of person who says hi to dogs." Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria, this magnet is more than just a decoration – it’s a symbol of the joy dogs bring into our lives. The magnet is crafted from quality wood and carefully laser-engraved, showcasing a timeless, rustic charm that’s sure to stand out on your fridge. Whether holding grocery lists or family photos, this magnet is both practical and sentimental. For those who like a little sass with their decor, we’ve also got our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets, featuring hilarious, laser-engraved sayings designed to bring humor to your kitchen. These cheeky magnets are all about wit and personality, making sure your fridge is as entertaining as it is useful. Made with love in the Macedon Ranges, our collection of magnets – whether heartwarming or humorous – will be a welcome addition to any home. Grab yours today and let your fridge do the talking! Made in the Macedon Ranges Size: 65mm x 55mm x 3mm

Colour-Changing Ice Cream EarringsHandmade by Unicorn Fart Productions – Woodend, Victoria Sweet, stylish, and full of surprise — these ice cream earrings are a treat for your lobes. Featuring a translucent blue scoop that changes colour under different lighting, they’re as playful as they are unique. Paired with a vibrant orange cone, they’re the perfect accessory for anyone who likes their jewellery as bold as their personality. Product Features: Handmade in Woodend, Regional Victoria Whimsical ice cream design with a vibrant orange cone Translucent scoop that subtly shifts colour under natural and artificial light Lightweight acrylic for comfortable, all-day wear Silver-toned hooks to complete the polished look A fun gift for summer lovers, colour chasers, or quirky fashion fans Whether you’re hitting the beach, heading to a festival, or just want to add a pop of sunshine to your outfit, these earrings are guaranteed to turn heads and spark smiles.

Just so were clear IDK.IDC. oh yeah and also , IDGAF. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

If Dad can't fix it, we are screwed....- Pick a Colour Celebrate Dad this Father’s Day with these unique and one-of-a-kind wooden keyrings! Combining love and creativity, each design has been laser engraved by a child specifically for their father's gifts. At Father's Day Keyrings, we know it can be hard to find the perfect present to show the special man in your life how much you care - so we've taken away the hassle of shopping! With us, dads have unlimited options when it comes to personalised gifts from their children. Our keyrings are a great way to make sure he always carries a reminder of his little ones no matter where he goes. These key chains are made with high quality materials that won't wear out over time - ensuring is that these meaningful keepsakes last for years and decades to come. Dimensions: Shape - Drill Size - 9.0 x 7.0 cm Get your Father's Day Keyrings today and put a smile on Dad's face this holiday season!

Introducing our cheeky little bathroom reminder, handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria, by the mischief-makers at Unicorn Fart Productions! Featuring the classic rhyme, "If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat." this fun timber sign is sure to make a splash in your bathroom décor (pun intended!). Available in multiple designs, including bold color combos and engraved finishes, it’s perfect for adding a touch of humor while gently nudging guests (and family!) to tidy up after themselves. Made from quality laser-cut wood, this quirky sign is both durable and easy on the eyes, making it an ideal fit for any washroom—whether you’re dealing with big kids, little kids, or even those “permanently young at heart.” Add a bit of sass to your bathroom with a handcrafted gem that will definitely make them smile... or at least think twice before they dash away! Dimensions: 16 x 19.5cm - with a mount hook on the back

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery! Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants. Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling. Featuring engraved text like “I’m a survivor”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery. Size: 11.5cm x 5cm Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

I'm not responsible for what my face does when you talk. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Bring some Christmas cheer to your tree with this festive decoration! Transform your holiday decor with our Adults Only Christmas Tree Decoration, handcrafted from premium timber in the Macedon Ranges. This unique ornament brings a touch of whimsy and cheekiness to your festive celebrations. Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, each decoration is shaped to add a playful twist to your tree. Whether hung in a private setting or as a bold statement piece among traditional ornaments, it's designed to bring smiles and laughter to all who see it. With its jolly design and fun colours, you'll feel the holiday spirit in no time! Supply your own Pecker - Xtra Large (Man Size) Ornament Size:9.5cm (L) x 7cm (W) Comes with a ribbon ready to hand from your tree

Let’s face it, fellas—your aim isn’t as good as you think, and neither is your measurement. This laser-engraved, hand-painted, and vinyl-wrapped sign is here to gently remind (or outright call out) those who need to reconsider their stance at the urinal. Handmade by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this is the ultimate bathroom reality check. Laser Engraved and Hand-Painted – Elegant lettering meets a hilarious message, delivering class with a side of much-needed truth. Vinyl-Wrapped for Durability – Because this message will be needed for years to come. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed by someone who clearly understands the struggle of bathroom “mishaps.” Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang where it’s needed most—directly in front of the splash zone. Blunt but Effective – Because, mate, it’s not as long as you think, and yes, “man inches” are a real thing. Perfect for man caves, pubs, bathrooms, and anywhere that needs a serious accuracy upgrade. Whether as a cheeky housewarming gift or a last-ditch effort to protect your floors, this sign is both hilarious and 100% necessary.

"If I Stirred It, It’s Homemade" Wooden Spoon Because effort is effort, right? This laser-engraved wooden spoon is for those who believe that stirring the pot (literally or figuratively) counts as cooking. Whether you’re a master chef or just the designated taste tester, this spoon lets you claim full homemade credit with minimal effort. Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is as funny as it is functional. Laser-Engraved for Maximum Excuse-Making – If you stirred it, you contributed—case closed. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business that knows kitchen shortcuts deserve recognition. High-Quality Beechwood – Sturdy, durable, and perfect for mixing, serving, and getting out of actual cooking. The Perfect Gift – Ideal for lazy chefs, kitchen comedians, and anyone who wants credit without the cleanup. Guaranteed to Start Conversations – Or at least convince someone else to cook the rest. Whether you’re whipping up a feast or just stirring the gravy and calling it a day, this spoon is the ultimate kitchen sidekick. Grab one for yourself or gift it to a friend who knows how to take credit where credit is due!

Please Stand Closer – It’s Shorter Than You Think Let’s be honest—sometimes a little reality check is needed. This laser-engraved, hand-painted, and vinyl-wrapped sign delivers an important yet hilariously direct message to the men in your household: overconfidence is not always your friend. Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this sign is designed for bathrooms, pubs, man caves, and anywhere that seems to suffer from a little “miscalculation.” Laser Engraved and Hand-Painted – Crisp, classic lettering with a stylish vintage-inspired frame, making the message both elegant and effective. Vinyl-Wrapped for Durability – Because this message will need to be read over and over again. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with care, skill, and an undeniable understanding of bathroom accuracy struggles. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang where it’s needed most—near the scene of the crime. Funny Yet Functional – Let’s just say… it’s not as long as you think, mate. An essential addition to any male-populated household, pub restroom, or place where “misfires” tend to happen. Whether as a housewarming gift, a cheeky joke, or a last-ditch effort to protect your floors, this sign gets the message across with style, humour, and undeniable truth.

Add some fun and color to your keys with this handmade Jelly Fish shaped keychain! The acrylic material changes color, making it a unique and playful accessory. The engraved outline adds a personal touch, making it a perfect gift for any Sea enthusiast.  Designed and made in Woodend, Victoria, by a kid. Dimensions: - 7.0 x 4.0cm.

Add some fun and color to your keys with this handmade Jelly fish shaped keychain!  The acrylic material changes color, making it a unique and playful accessory. The engraved outline adds a personal touch, making it a perfect gift for any Sea enthusiast. Designed and made in Woodend, Victoria, by a kid.. Dimensions: - 6.0 x 5.0cm

"Jingle Balls" Tired of the same old sweet and sappy Christmas decor? Say F*ck that! and step up your holiday game with our Adults-Only Potty-Mouthed Christmas Doormat! Made right here in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky masterpiece is designed for those who like their Christmas spirit served with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of profanity. Whether you're welcoming fellow misfits, scaring off carolers, or just making sure Santa knows you’re on the fun kind of naughty list, this mat is the perfect way to bring some sassy seasonal cheer to your doorstep. 🎄 Handcrafted with attitude.🎄 Built to withstand all the bullsh*t weather throws at it.🎄 Guaranteed to make guests laugh—or gasp. Get yours now and let your doormat do the swearing, so you don’t have to! Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir - UV Protected Rear - PVC