Bring humour and rustic charm to your space with this handcrafted 25cm diameter wall sign, perfect for farmhouses, kitchens, coops, and quirky home décor. Made by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this piece is designed to stand out with its bold, fun message and eye-catching artwork. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with care by a local artist, ensuring a unique and high-quality design. 25cm Diameter – A great size for making a statement while still fitting perfectly in a variety of spaces. Durable Painted Finish – Protects the design while adding a professional and long-lasting touch. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang right out of the box for effortless installation. Bold and Humorous Design – Features a stylishly illustrated chicken wearing glasses and a headscarf, paired with the cheeky phrase "I Poop Breakfast – What's Your Superpower?" Perfect for Farmhouse or Country-Style Décor – Ideal for kitchens, outdoor coops, cafés, and humorous gift-giving. This sign makes a fantastic conversation starter and a fun gift for chicken lovers, farmers, or anyone who enjoys a bit of rustic humour in their décor. Handmade with attention to detail, it is a unique piece that brings personality to any setting.

I put the PRO in procrastinate. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery! Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants. Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling. Featuring engraved text like “I wet my plants”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery. Size: 11.5cm x 5cm Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨

For the backyard pit master who takes their low and slow seriously, this laser-engraved serving board is the ultimate BBQ companion. Whether you’re slicing brisket, pulling pork, or just flexing your grilling skills, this board says it all—"I’d Smoke That!" Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this board is built for serious meat lovers who appreciate a well-marbled cut and a good laugh. Laser Engraved Design – Features a butcher-style cut diagram of beef, pork, and chicken, making it both functional and hilarious. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed by a local artisan, supporting small business and authentic craftsmanship. Built for BBQ Kings and Queens – Perfect for slicing, serving, and making your guests jealous of your grilling skills. Juice Groove for Mess-Free Prep – Keeps all those delicious juices where they belong—on your meat, not your counter. Durable and Stylish – High-quality wood that’s sturdy enough for your biggest cuts but classy enough to display when not in use. This serving board makes a fantastic gift for BBQ enthusiasts, pitmasters, and meat lovers who know that real cooking happens over fire and smoke. Whether it’s for Father’s Day, a birthday, or just an excuse to fire up the smoker, this board is the ultimate blend of humour and functionality. Because if you wouldn’t smoke it, is it even worth eating? Dimensions/Size: 27.5cm (H) x 19.5cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

"I'd Smoke That" Dinosaur BBQ Serving Board For the grill master who takes their meat seriously—but not themselves—this laser-engraved serving board is a must-have. Featuring a T-Rex eyeing up a tasty stack of smoked meats, this board is as legendary as your low-and-slow BBQ skills. Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this unique board is the perfect blend of humour, function, and prehistoric passion for perfectly smoked cuts. Laser Engraved Design – Boldly states “I’d Smoke That” alongside a dinosaur planning its next BBQ feast, making it both hilarious and highly relatable for any meat lover. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a local artisan, ensuring a one-of-a-kind design with authentic craftsmanship. Perfect for BBQ Lovers – Ideal for slicing, serving, and showing off at every cookout, because a great brisket deserves an equally great presentation. Round Paddle Board Style – Complete with a sturdy handle and a hole for easy hanging, making storage as effortless as your slow-smoked ribs. High-Quality Timber – Durable and stylish, designed to handle everything from juicy steaks to charcuterie spreads. This serving board makes a fantastic gift for BBQ enthusiasts, dinosaur fans, and pitmasters who love to add a bit of fun to their grilling game. Whether it’s for a birthday, Father’s Day, or a legendary weekend cookout, this board is guaranteed to spark conversation—and maybe even some friendly competition over who really makes the best smoked meat Dimensions/Size: 32cm (H) x 24cm (W) x 0.8cm (D)

If you take your BBQ as seriously as your sense of humour, this handcrafted sign from Unicorn Fart Productions is made just for you! Designed and created in Woodend, Victoria, this bold and hilariously cheeky piece is the perfect way to show off your love for all things slow-cooked and smoked to perfection. Featuring a layered timber design, this eye-catching sign showcases a prehistoric twist on the ultimate BBQ lineup—a mighty T-Rex stacked with a cow, pig, and chicken, all proudly declaring, "I’D SMOKE THAT!" Whether you’re a pit master, weekend warrior, or just someone who believes everything tastes better off the smoker, this sign will add personality to your grilling space. With vibrant retro-inspired colours, precision laser-cut details, and a sturdy build, it’s perfect for outdoor kitchens, smoke shacks, man caves, and BBQ areas. Built to last and guaranteed to spark conversations (and maybe a few friendly debates over the best way to smoke brisket), it’s the ultimate gift for BBQ lovers who enjoy a side of humour with their meat. Size: Perfectly sized to make a statement without overpowering your carefully plated ribs. - Dimensions: 25.5cm Diameter So go on—hang it up, fire up the smoker, and let everyone know that when it comes to BBQ, you mean business. Because if it walks, swims, or roars… you’d smoke that! 

I'm actually not funny, I am just mean and people think I must be joking Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Im not bossy, Im just Aggresively helpful Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I'm not lonely, I'm selectively social, There's a difference. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 76mm x 72mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Add a bit of love to your kitchen with our Heart-Shaped Fridge Magnet, specially made for dog lovers! Featuring the beautiful quote, "I'm the kind of person who says hi to dogs." Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria, this magnet is more than just a decoration – it’s a symbol of the joy dogs bring into our lives. The magnet is crafted from quality wood and carefully laser-engraved, showcasing a timeless, rustic charm that’s sure to stand out on your fridge. Whether holding grocery lists or family photos, this magnet is both practical and sentimental. For those who like a little sass with their decor, we’ve also got our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets, featuring hilarious, laser-engraved sayings designed to bring humor to your kitchen. These cheeky magnets are all about wit and personality, making sure your fridge is as entertaining as it is useful. Made with love in the Macedon Ranges, our collection of magnets – whether heartwarming or humorous – will be a welcome addition to any home. Grab yours today and let your fridge do the talking! Made in the Macedon Ranges Size: 65mm x 55mm x 3mm

Colour-Changing Ice Cream EarringsHandmade by Unicorn Fart Productions – Woodend, Victoria Sweet, stylish, and full of surprise — these ice cream earrings are a treat for your lobes. Featuring a translucent blue scoop that changes colour under different lighting, they’re as playful as they are unique. Paired with a vibrant orange cone, they’re the perfect accessory for anyone who likes their jewellery as bold as their personality. Product Features: Handmade in Woodend, Regional Victoria Whimsical ice cream design with a vibrant orange cone Translucent scoop that subtly shifts colour under natural and artificial light Lightweight acrylic for comfortable, all-day wear Silver-toned hooks to complete the polished look A fun gift for summer lovers, colour chasers, or quirky fashion fans Whether you’re hitting the beach, heading to a festival, or just want to add a pop of sunshine to your outfit, these earrings are guaranteed to turn heads and spark smiles.

Just so were clear IDK.IDC. oh yeah and also , IDGAF. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

If Dad can't fix it, we are screwed....- Pick a Colour Celebrate Dad this Father’s Day with these unique and one-of-a-kind wooden keyrings! Combining love and creativity, each design has been laser engraved by a child specifically for their father's gifts. At Father's Day Keyrings, we know it can be hard to find the perfect present to show the special man in your life how much you care - so we've taken away the hassle of shopping! With us, dads have unlimited options when it comes to personalised gifts from their children. Our keyrings are a great way to make sure he always carries a reminder of his little ones no matter where he goes. These key chains are made with high quality materials that won't wear out over time - ensuring is that these meaningful keepsakes last for years and decades to come. Dimensions: Shape - Drill Size - 9.0 x 7.0 cm Get your Father's Day Keyrings today and put a smile on Dad's face this holiday season!

Introducing our cheeky little bathroom reminder, handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria, by the mischief-makers at Unicorn Fart Productions! Featuring the classic rhyme, "If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat." this fun timber sign is sure to make a splash in your bathroom décor (pun intended!). Available in multiple designs, including bold color combos and engraved finishes, it’s perfect for adding a touch of humor while gently nudging guests (and family!) to tidy up after themselves. Made from quality laser-cut wood, this quirky sign is both durable and easy on the eyes, making it an ideal fit for any washroom—whether you’re dealing with big kids, little kids, or even those “permanently young at heart.” Add a bit of sass to your bathroom with a handcrafted gem that will definitely make them smile... or at least think twice before they dash away! Dimensions: 16 x 19.5cm - with a mount hook on the back

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery! Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants. Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling. Featuring engraved text like “I’m a survivor”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery. Size: 11.5cm x 5cm Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

I'm not responsible for what my face does when you talk. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Bring some Christmas cheer to your tree with this festive decoration! Transform your holiday decor with our Adults Only Christmas Tree Decoration, handcrafted from premium timber in the Macedon Ranges. This unique ornament brings a touch of whimsy and cheekiness to your festive celebrations. Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, each decoration is shaped to add a playful twist to your tree. Whether hung in a private setting or as a bold statement piece among traditional ornaments, it's designed to bring smiles and laughter to all who see it. With its jolly design and fun colours, you'll feel the holiday spirit in no time! Supply your own Pecker - Xtra Large (Man Size) Ornament Size:9.5cm (L) x 7cm (W) Comes with a ribbon ready to hand from your tree

Let’s face it, fellas—your aim isn’t as good as you think, and neither is your measurement. This laser-engraved, hand-painted, and vinyl-wrapped sign is here to gently remind (or outright call out) those who need to reconsider their stance at the urinal. Handmade by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this is the ultimate bathroom reality check. Laser Engraved and Hand-Painted – Elegant lettering meets a hilarious message, delivering class with a side of much-needed truth. Vinyl-Wrapped for Durability – Because this message will be needed for years to come. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed by someone who clearly understands the struggle of bathroom “mishaps.” Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang where it’s needed most—directly in front of the splash zone. Blunt but Effective – Because, mate, it’s not as long as you think, and yes, “man inches” are a real thing. Perfect for man caves, pubs, bathrooms, and anywhere that needs a serious accuracy upgrade. Whether as a cheeky housewarming gift or a last-ditch effort to protect your floors, this sign is both hilarious and 100% necessary.

"If I Stirred It, It’s Homemade" Wooden Spoon Because effort is effort, right? This laser-engraved wooden spoon is for those who believe that stirring the pot (literally or figuratively) counts as cooking. Whether you’re a master chef or just the designated taste tester, this spoon lets you claim full homemade credit with minimal effort. Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is as funny as it is functional. Laser-Engraved for Maximum Excuse-Making – If you stirred it, you contributed—case closed. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business that knows kitchen shortcuts deserve recognition. High-Quality Beechwood – Sturdy, durable, and perfect for mixing, serving, and getting out of actual cooking. The Perfect Gift – Ideal for lazy chefs, kitchen comedians, and anyone who wants credit without the cleanup. Guaranteed to Start Conversations – Or at least convince someone else to cook the rest. Whether you’re whipping up a feast or just stirring the gravy and calling it a day, this spoon is the ultimate kitchen sidekick. Grab one for yourself or gift it to a friend who knows how to take credit where credit is due!

Please Stand Closer – It’s Shorter Than You Think Let’s be honest—sometimes a little reality check is needed. This laser-engraved, hand-painted, and vinyl-wrapped sign delivers an important yet hilariously direct message to the men in your household: overconfidence is not always your friend. Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this sign is designed for bathrooms, pubs, man caves, and anywhere that seems to suffer from a little “miscalculation.” Laser Engraved and Hand-Painted – Crisp, classic lettering with a stylish vintage-inspired frame, making the message both elegant and effective. Vinyl-Wrapped for Durability – Because this message will need to be read over and over again. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with care, skill, and an undeniable understanding of bathroom accuracy struggles. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang where it’s needed most—near the scene of the crime. Funny Yet Functional – Let’s just say… it’s not as long as you think, mate. An essential addition to any male-populated household, pub restroom, or place where “misfires” tend to happen. Whether as a housewarming gift, a cheeky joke, or a last-ditch effort to protect your floors, this sign gets the message across with style, humour, and undeniable truth.

Add some fun and color to your keys with this handmade Jelly fish shaped keychain!  The acrylic material changes color, making it a unique and playful accessory. The engraved outline adds a personal touch, making it a perfect gift for any Sea enthusiast. Designed and made in Woodend, Victoria, by a kid.. Dimensions: - 6.0 x 5.0cm

"Jingle Balls" Tired of the same old sweet and sappy Christmas decor? Say F*ck that! and step up your holiday game with our Adults-Only Potty-Mouthed Christmas Doormat! Made right here in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky masterpiece is designed for those who like their Christmas spirit served with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of profanity. Whether you're welcoming fellow misfits, scaring off carolers, or just making sure Santa knows you’re on the fun kind of naughty list, this mat is the perfect way to bring some sassy seasonal cheer to your doorstep. 🎄 Handcrafted with attitude.🎄 Built to withstand all the bullsh*t weather throws at it.🎄 Guaranteed to make guests laugh—or gasp. Get yours now and let your doormat do the swearing, so you don’t have to! Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir - UV Protected Rear - PVC 

Introduce a touch of festive whimsy to your holiday display with our handcrafted Jingle Balls Decoration, proudly crafted in the picturesque Macedon Ranges. This unique ornament isn't just for trimming the tree—it's a playful nod to adult humor that brings joy and charm to any setting. Carefully made with meticulous attention to detail and using premium materials, each piece ensures both durability and aesthetic appeal. Its intricate design and lighthearted theme make it a standout addition, guaranteed to spark smiles and laughter among family and friends. Whether placed on your tree at home or used as a conversation starter at seasonal gatherings, our Jingle Balls Tree Decoration is a delightful way to celebrate the spirit of the holidays. Embrace the festive cheer and sophistication it brings, crafted with passion and creativity right here in the heart of Macedon Ranges.

"Jingle Bell Joy" Acrylic EarringsHandmade in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions Bring the festive feels straight to your lobes with these merry and bright "Jingle Bell Joy" earrings! Handmade by the wonderfully whimsical crew at Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this holly-jolly pair is the perfect way to sleigh the season in style. Spelling out JOY in bold, colourful acrylic—red J, green O, and Translucent Pink Y—these earrings dangle with delightful movement and just the right amount of sparkle to match your Christmas spirit (and your favourite ugly sweater). Whether you're heading to a work party, baking cookies, or simply living your best festive life, these earrings will have you feeling like the star on top of the tree. Lightweight, cheerful, and full of personality, they’re a celebration of the season’s most magical word—joy. Made by a local family of creative elves (okay, humans—but very merry ones), these earrings spread smiles faster than Santa on Christmas Eve. Wear them with joy, gift them with love, and jingle all the way.

Get ready to add a whole lot of cheeky charm to your tree with our "Jingle My Balls" Christmas ornaments! This isn’t your ordinary holiday décor—Santa’s bringing some sassy fun with his not-so-subtle message and a couple of jingle bells to back it up! Perfect for anyone who loves a little playful humor during the festive season, these ornaments are sure to bring a smile (or a good laugh) to anyone who sees them.  Handcrafted and hand-painted in Woodend, Victoria, each ornament is laser-cut from high-quality timber and lovingly decorated with holiday flair. Featuring jolly old Saint Nick holding his, um, "jingle balls," these ornaments are the ultimate conversation starter. Whether you're hanging them on your own tree or giving them as a cheeky Secret Santa gift, they’re the perfect mix of naughty and nice.  The fine details—like adorable bows, festive beads, and Santa’s mischievous grin—make these pieces stand out. It's a festive twist with a bit of an edge, perfect for those who enjoy a dash of irreverence during the holidays.  So, why not shake things up this Christmas? Santa’s giving you permission to go ahead and "Jingle My Balls!" Grab yours today and spread the festive fun with this unique holiday ornament that’s guaranteed to jingle some bells and tickle some funny bones.  Sizes: Round - 8cm Diameter Santa Figure - 11cm x 7cm

"Jolliest bunch of C$^nts" Tired of the same old sweet and sappy Christmas decor? Say F*ck that! and step up your holiday game with our Adults-Only Potty-Mouthed Christmas Doormat! Made right here in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky masterpiece is designed for those who like their Christmas spirit served with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of profanity. Whether you're welcoming fellow misfits, scaring off carolers, or just making sure Santa knows you’re on the fun kind of naughty list, this mat is the perfect way to bring some sassy seasonal cheer to your doorstep. 🎄 Handcrafted with attitude.🎄 Built to withstand all the bullsh*t weather throws at it.🎄 Guaranteed to make guests laugh—or gasp. Get yours now and let your doormat do the swearing, so you don’t have to! Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir - UV Protected Rear - PVC 

"Jolly as F^&*k" Tired of the same old sweet and sappy Christmas decor? Say F*ck that! and step up your holiday game with our Adults-Only Potty-Mouthed Christmas Doormat! Made right here in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky masterpiece is designed for those who like their Christmas spirit served with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of profanity. Whether you're welcoming fellow misfits, scaring off carolers, or just making sure Santa knows you’re on the fun kind of naughty list, this mat is the perfect way to bring some sassy seasonal cheer to your doorstep. 🎄 Handcrafted with attitude.🎄 Built to withstand all the bullsh*t weather throws at it.🎄 Guaranteed to make guests laugh—or gasp. Get yours now and let your doormat do the swearing, so you don’t have to! Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir - UV Protected Rear - PVC 

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

Just so were clear IDK.IDC. oh yeah and also IDGAF. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Just Tap & Review – The Easiest Way to Get 5 Stars! Turn happy customers into glowing Google reviews in one tap! This handcrafted review stand is custom-made to order right here in Woodend, Victoria by the one and only Unicorn Fart Productions – yep, that’s us! Here’s how it works:Simply ask your customer to tap their phone on the stand, and boom – they’re taken straight to your review page. No QR codes, no fuss, no awkward “Would you mind leaving a review?” moments. ✅ Personalised with your logo✅ NFC-enabled – works with most smartphones✅ Laser-etched on timber with a touch of whimsy✅ Designed by a local artist, not mass-produced overseas✅ Made to help small businesses shine online Perfect for cafes, salons, clinics, retail shops, or anywhere great service deserves great feedback. Proudly made in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions – where creativity meets functionality with a little sparkle. Want one with your branding? Just say the word – we’ll make magic happen.

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Let's try to keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Introducing the Ladybug Leaf Nook – where fairies dwell, ladybirds linger, and every swirl tells a story. Handcrafted with leafy love in the heart of the Macedon Ranges by the whimsical wizards at Unicorn Fart Productions, this handcrafted fairy door is a garden-grown delight for curious minds and tiny adventurers. Shaped like a twirly green leaf straight from a fairy tale and dotted with ladybug roommates, the Ladybug Leaf Nook is bursting with colour, charm, and botanical bliss. A round window, curling tip, and cheerful potted plant complete this cosy little corner of enchantment. Laser-cut, hand-painted, and made with joy by our family-run crew, it’s the perfect perch for fairies who prefer their homes nature-made and ladybug-approved. Place it in a fairy garden, bookshelf, or windowsill and watch as magic quietly moves in—because some of the best stories begin with a tiny round door and a trail of spotted wings. Dimensions: 110 x 98mm

But first, let me overreact. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 76mm x 72mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Lettuce Cluck Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

Sassy Laser-Engraved Kitchen Utensils  Because cooking should come with a side of sarcasm and sass! Introducing the cheekiest wooden utensils you’ll ever own, laser-engraved with hilarious, slightly inappropriate, and 100% relatable phrases. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions, a fun-loving family-owned business that believes the kitchen should be as entertaining as the food. Laser-Engraved for Maximum Sass – With witty messages like "Lick me, you know you want to", these utensils are bound to turn heads and spark laughs. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with love (and probably a little wine) by a family-run business with a wicked sense of humour. High-Quality Bamboo – Durable, lightweight, and gentle on cookware—because no one likes scratched pots or burnt dinners. The Perfect Gift – Ideal for foodies, home chefs, sarcastic friends, and anyone who loves to stir the pot—literally and figuratively. Guaranteed to Make Cooking Fun – Because if you're going to spend time in the kitchen, you might as well have a good laugh while doing it. Whether you're whipping up a masterpiece or just trying not to burn the toast, these sassy utensils bring personality, charm, and a whole lot of attitude to your kitchen. Get yours today and start stirring up some fun!

Who says Christmas can't be a little cheeky? Introducing our "Good Friend, Good Bra" Timber Ornament—the perfect holiday gift for your bestie who knows how to lift you up in all the right ways! Just like a good bra, a good friend offers support, comfort, and a little extra boost when you need it most. Crafted from high-quality timber and acrylic and laser-engraved with the playful message, "A good friend is like a good bra," this ornament is as sturdy as your friendship and as stylish as that favorite bra you can't live without! Whether you’re hanging it on the tree or gifting it as a hilarious stocking stuffer, this ornament will keep the laughs coming long after the holidays are over.  So, go ahead—celebrate the bestie who’s always got your back (and front) with this sassy, fun, and oh-so-supportive ornament! 

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm