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Pick your style and colour Daddy - Noun - Superhero without a cape - Turquoise Daddy - Noun - Superhero without a cape - Natural Daddy - Noun - Superhero without a cape - Green Daddy - Noun - Best Daddy in the whole world - Silver Daddy - Noun - Best Daddy in the whole world - Blue D addy - Noun - Best Daddy in the whole world - Natural Celebrate Dad this Father’s Day with these unique and one-of-a-kind wooden key ring! Combining love and creativity, each design has been laser engraved by a child specifically for their father's gifts. At Unicorn Fart, we know it can be hard to find the perfect present to show the special man in your life how much you care - so we've taken away the hassle of shopping! With us, dads have unlimited options when it comes to personalised gifts from their children. Our key rings are a great way to make sure he always carries a reminder of his little ones no matter where he goes. These key chains are made with high quality materials that won't wear out over time - ensuring is that these meaningful keepsakes last for years and decades to come. Get your Father's Day Keyring today and put a smile on Dad's face this holiday season!

Happy Father’s Day Photo Frame – Because Dad’s the Real MVP! 👨‍👧‍👦💚 Let’s be real—Dad already has enough socks, ties, and “World’s Best Dad” mugs. This handcrafted wooden photo frame, made with love in Woodend, Victoria, by our family-run crew at Unicorn Fart Productions, is the perfect way to show him just how much he means to you (without adding to his collection of DIY tools he’ll never use). Engraved with the heartfelt message:"No matter where we go, no matter what we do, you will always have me, and I will have you." This frame is designed to hold your favourite memory with Dad—whether it’s a goofy selfie, a proud Dad moment, or that one time he tried to fix something and actually succeeded. Featuring:✔ Layered acrylic paint details in bold greens and blues, because Dad deserves some colour in his life.✔ Rustic, laser-engraved wood that screams "thoughtful gift" without the usual gift card panic.✔ The perfect size for desks, shelves, or his man cave—so he can admire your adorable face every day. A Father’s Day, birthday, or just-because gift that’ll warm his heart (and finally replace that old holiday snap he’s had in his wallet since 2005). 📏 Size: Perfect for displaying all those moments that prove Dad’s the best. Because every Dad deserves a keepsake as legendary as he is! 💙✨ Dimensions:- Outer Frame: 15 x 11 cm- Photo Opening: 8 x 6 cm Packaging:Each frame comes in a eco-friendly wrapping ready to be presented to your dad on his special day. Order Yours Today!Don’t miss out on the opportunity to give your dad a gift that combines sentimental value with exceptional craftsmanship. Order your handcrafted laser-cut plywood photo frame now and make this Father's Day one to remember!

Handmade in Victoria, each keychain is designed with a unique pattern, ensuring you own something completely original. Designed for those who appreciate unique, locally made accessories, each piece features a bold and eye-catching pattern, ensuring no two are exactly alike. Lightweight yet durable, this keychain keeps your keys secure while adding a distinctive touch to your everyday essentials. Whether clipped onto your bag, keys, or lanyard, it’s a stylish and practical way to carry a piece of craftsmanship with you wherever you go.

Locally made and full of personality, this faux leather keychain is both practical and stylish. Designed for those who appreciate unique, locally made accessories, each piece features a bold and eye-catching pattern, ensuring no two are exactly alike. Lightweight yet durable, this keychain keeps your keys secure while adding a distinctive touch to your everyday essentials. Whether clipped onto your bag, keys, or lanyard, it’s a stylish and practical way to carry a piece of craftsmanship with you wherever you go.

From Woodend, Victoria, to your pocket—this handcrafted keychain carries a piece of artisan craftsmanship wherever you go Designed for those who appreciate unique, locally made accessories, each piece features a bold and eye-catching pattern, ensuring no two are exactly alike. Lightweight yet durable, this keychain keeps your keys secure while adding a distinctive touch to your everyday essentials. Whether clipped onto your bag, keys, or lanyard, it’s a stylish and practical way to carry a piece of craftsmanship with you wherever you go.

Forget mass-produced keychains—this handmade piece is as unique as your sense of style. Designed for those who appreciate unique, locally made accessories, each piece features a bold and eye-catching pattern, ensuring no two are exactly alike. Lightweight yet durable, this keychain keeps your keys secure while adding a distinctive touch to your everyday essentials. Whether clipped onto your bag, keys, or lanyard, it’s a stylish and practical way to carry a piece of craftsmanship with you wherever you go.

Perfect for yourself or as a thoughtful gift, this keychain is handmade with a unique touch. Designed for those who appreciate unique, locally made accessories, each piece features a bold and eye-catching pattern, ensuring no two are exactly alike. Lightweight yet durable, this keychain keeps your keys secure while adding a distinctive touch to your everyday essentials. Whether clipped onto your bag, keys, or lanyard, it’s a stylish and practical way to carry a piece of craftsmanship with you wherever you go.

Locally crafted and distinctively designed, this keychain brings a little bit of handmade charm to your everyday carry. Designed for those who appreciate unique, locally made accessories, each piece features a bold and eye-catching pattern, ensuring no two are exactly alike. Lightweight yet durable, this keychain keeps your keys secure while adding a distinctive touch to your everyday essentials. Whether clipped onto your bag, keys, or lanyard, it’s a stylish and practical way to carry a piece of craftsmanship with you wherever you go.

Each keychain is individually handcrafted, ensuring a distinctive design that stands out. Made in Woodend, Victoria, for those who love originality. Designed for those who appreciate unique, locally made accessories, each piece features a bold and eye-catching pattern, ensuring no two are exactly alike. Lightweight yet durable, this keychain keeps your keys secure while adding a distinctive touch to your everyday essentials. Whether clipped onto your bag, keys, or lanyard, it’s a stylish and practical way to carry a piece of craftsmanship with you wherever you go.

This Hand Crafted faux leather key chain provides a stylish and convenient way to keep your keys together. The keychain is made of high-quality faux leather for a luxurious look and feel, and the key ring is sturdy enough to hold all your keys. This key chain is the perfect accessory for any outfit and makes a great gift for friends or family.

Each keychain is individually crafted with an exclusive design, ensuring your accessory is as unique as your personal style. Designed for those who appreciate unique, locally made accessories, each piece features a bold and eye-catching pattern, ensuring no two are exactly alike. Lightweight yet durable, this keychain keeps your keys secure while adding a distinctive touch to your everyday essentials. Whether clipped onto your bag, keys, or lanyard, it’s a stylish and practical way to carry a piece of craftsmanship with you wherever you go.

Handcrafted with care, every keychain has its own character. Locally made in Woodend, Victoria, for those who love one-of-a-kind accessories. Designed for those who appreciate unique, locally made accessories, each piece features a bold and eye-catching pattern, ensuring no two are exactly alike. Lightweight yet durable, this keychain keeps your keys secure while adding a distinctive touch to your everyday essentials. Whether clipped onto your bag, keys, or lanyard, it’s a stylish and practical way to carry a piece of craftsmanship with you wherever you go.

Made to last and designed to stand out, this unique keychain is a must-have for anyone who appreciates handcrafted quality. Designed for those who appreciate unique, locally made accessories, each piece features a bold and eye-catching pattern, ensuring no two are exactly alike. Lightweight yet durable, this keychain keeps your keys secure while adding a distinctive touch to your everyday essentials. Whether clipped onto your bag, keys, or lanyard, it’s a stylish and practical way to carry a piece of craftsmanship with you wherever you go.

Clip this one-of-a-kind faux leather keychain onto your bag, keys, or lanyard for a stylish touch that no one else will have. Designed for those who appreciate unique, locally made accessories, each piece features a bold and eye-catching pattern, ensuring no two are exactly alike. Lightweight yet durable, this keychain keeps your keys secure while adding a distinctive touch to your everyday essentials. Whether clipped onto your bag, keys, or lanyard, it’s a stylish and practical way to carry a piece of craftsmanship with you wherever you go.

Straight from Woodend, Victoria, this keychain is individually made, ensuring no two are exactly alike. Designed for those who appreciate unique, locally made accessories, each piece features a bold and eye-catching pattern, ensuring no two are exactly alike. Lightweight yet durable, this keychain keeps your keys secure while adding a distinctive touch to your everyday essentials. Whether clipped onto your bag, keys, or lanyard, it’s a stylish and practical way to carry a piece of craftsmanship with you wherever you go.

This keychain is crafted with a unique touch, making it a standout in any collection. Designed for those who appreciate unique, locally made accessories, each piece features a bold and eye-catching pattern, ensuring no two are exactly alike. Lightweight yet durable, this keychain keeps your keys secure while adding a distinctive touch to your everyday essentials. Whether clipped onto your bag, keys, or lanyard, it’s a stylish and practical way to carry a piece of craftsmanship with you wherever you go.

Every detail is carefully crafted to ensure a truly special, one-of-a-kind piece that you won’t find anywhere else. Designed for those who appreciate unique, locally made accessories, each piece features a bold and eye-catching pattern, ensuring no two are exactly alike. Lightweight yet durable, this keychain keeps your keys secure while adding a distinctive touch to your everyday essentials. Whether clipped onto your bag, keys, or lanyard, it’s a stylish and practical way to carry a piece of craftsmanship with you wherever you go.

Made in small batches, this faux leather keychain is as individual as the person carrying it. Designed for those who appreciate unique, locally made accessories, each piece features a bold and eye-catching pattern, ensuring no two are exactly alike. Lightweight yet durable, this keychain keeps your keys secure while adding a distinctive touch to your everyday essentials. Whether clipped onto your bag, keys, or lanyard, it’s a stylish and practical way to carry a piece of craftsmanship with you wherever you go.

This Hand Crafted faux leather key chain provides a stylish and convenient way to keep your keys together. The keychain is made of high-quality faux leather for a luxurious look and feel, and the key ring is sturdy enough to hold all your keys. This key chain is the perfect accessory for any outfit and makes a great gift for friends or family.

This Hand Crafted faux leather key chain provides a stylish and convenient way to keep your keys together. The keychain is made of high-quality faux leather for a luxurious look and feel, and the key ring is sturdy enough to hold all your keys. This key chain is the perfect accessory for any outfit and makes a great gift for friends or family.

This Hand Crafted faux leather key chain provides a stylish and convenient way to keep your keys together. The keychain is made of high-quality faux leather for a luxurious look and feel, and the key ring is sturdy enough to hold all your keys. This key chain is the perfect accessory for any outfit and makes a great gift for friends or family.

Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria, this one-of-a-kind faux leather keychain is the perfect blend of style and functionality. Designed for those who appreciate unique, locally made accessories, each piece features a bold and eye-catching pattern, ensuring no two are exactly alike. Lightweight yet durable, this keychain keeps your keys secure while adding a distinctive touch to your everyday essentials. Whether clipped onto your bag, keys, or lanyard, it’s a stylish and practical way to carry a piece of craftsmanship with you wherever you go.

Designed for those who appreciate craftsmanship, this one-of-a-kind faux leather keychain is a stylish and practical accessory you won’t find anywhere else. Designed for those who appreciate unique, locally made accessories, each piece features a bold and eye-catching pattern, ensuring no two are exactly alike. Lightweight yet durable, this keychain keeps your keys secure while adding a distinctive touch to your everyday essentials. Whether clipped onto your bag, keys, or lanyard, it’s a stylish and practical way to carry a piece of craftsmanship with you wherever you go.

No two keychains are the same, making this handcrafted faux leather piece a truly special find. Made with care in Woodend, Victoria. Designed for those who appreciate unique, locally made accessories, each piece features a bold and eye-catching pattern, ensuring no two are exactly alike. Lightweight yet durable, this keychain keeps your keys secure while adding a distinctive touch to your everyday essentials. Whether clipped onto your bag, keys, or lanyard, it’s a stylish and practical way to carry a piece of craftsmanship with you wherever you go.

Handmade and unique, this keychain adds flair to your keys or bag while celebrating local craftsmanship from Woodend, Victoria. Designed for those who appreciate unique, locally made accessories, each piece features a bold and eye-catching pattern, ensuring no two are exactly alike. Lightweight yet durable, this keychain keeps your keys secure while adding a distinctive touch to your everyday essentials. Whether clipped onto your bag, keys, or lanyard, it’s a stylish and practical way to carry a piece of craftsmanship with you wherever you go.

Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery! Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants. Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling. Featuring engraved text like “Feeling Cute, might die later”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery. Size: 11.5cm x 5cm Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨

My life feels like a test, I didn't study for. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Introducing the Fes-Tiv-I-Tities Ornament Deck your halls with a dash of cheeky charm courtesy of our Fes-Tiv-I-Tities Xmas tree ornament, lovingly handcrafted right here in Woodend, Victoria. This saucy little decoration isn't just for show—it's for those who appreciate a festive twist with a wink and a nod. Crafted from the finest timber, each Fes-Tiv-I-Tities ornament is as unique as the spirit of Christmas itself, complete with a tastefully naughty silhouette that adds a touch of adult humor to your holiday decor. Perfect for those who like their festivities with a side of laughter and a sprinkle of spice. Whether you're gifting it to a friend or proudly displaying it on your tree, our Fes-Tiv-I-Tities ornament is sure to spark conversations and laughter, making every holiday gathering a bit merrier and a whole lot more memorable. Embrace the festive spirit in all its playful glory—because who says Christmas can't be a little risqué? Get ready to raise eyebrows and spread cheer with the Fes-Tiv-I-Tities ornament, where tradition meets a twist that's strictly for adults only. Size: 7cm Diameter

"Festive as F%&*" Tired of the same old sweet and sappy Christmas decor? Say F*ck that! and step up your holiday game with our Adults-Only Potty-Mouthed Christmas Doormat! Made right here in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky masterpiece is designed for those who like their Christmas spirit served with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of profanity. Whether you're welcoming fellow misfits, scaring off carolers, or just making sure Santa knows you’re on the fun kind of naughty list, this mat is the perfect way to bring some sassy seasonal cheer to your doorstep. 🎄 Handcrafted with attitude.🎄 Built to withstand all the bullsh*t weather throws at it.🎄 Guaranteed to make guests laugh—or gasp. Get yours now and let your doormat do the swearing, so you don’t have to! Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir - UV Protected Rear - PVC 

Festive Gnome Earrings – Handmade by Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria! 🦄💨 Get your ears into the holiday spirit with these cheeky little gnome earrings — bursting with glitter, charm, and just the right amount of Christmas mischief! Handmade with love right here in Woodend, Victoria, these sparkly red-hatted gnomes are ready to sleigh the season with you. Whether you're rocking around the Christmas tree, hitting the local markets, or sipping eggnog with friends, these earrings are your ultimate festive sidekicks. Lightweight Glittery goodness Guaranteed to make people smile Perfect for gifting (or keeping for yourself... we won't tell!) Bring a little handcrafted magic to your holiday outfit — because when it comes to Christmas, more sparkle is always the answer! 

Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Get ready to deck the halls with some cheeky holiday charm! This colourful Christmas Ornament is the perfect combination of festive fun and laugh-out-loud sass, designed to bring a smile (and maybe a blush) to anyone who sees it. Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria, by a small family business, this ornament is made from premium wood, featuring hand-painted details, festive bells, and a playful mistletoe design. Perfect as a quirky addition to your tree or as a hilarious gift for someone who enjoys a bit of Christmas mischief. Why It’s So Much Fun:🎄 Handcrafted with love and humor by a small family business.🎄 Made from high-quality wood and hand-painted for a unique, personal touch.🎄 Features colorful festive bells and a mistletoe crown – perfect for “hanging out” on your tree.🎄 Guaranteed to spark giggles and brighten up any holiday celebration! Add a bit of cheeky cheer to your Christmas decor with this hilarious handmade ornament – made right here in Victoria and guaranteed to make your festive season unforgettable! 🎅✨ Supply your own Pecker or finger - Xtra Large (Man Size) Ornament Size:8.5cm (L) x 7.5cm (W) Comes with a ribbon ready to hand from your tree

Add some fun and color to your keys with this handmade fish shaped keychain! The acrylic material changes color, making it a unique and playful accessory. The engraved outline adds a personal touch, making it a perfect gift for any fish enthusiast. Designed and made in Woodend, Victoria, by a kid.. Dimensions: - 6.0 x 4.0cm

Flamingle Time – Handcrafted Flamingo Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Float away on a cloud of creativity with our whimsical Flamingle Time wall clock — where bold design meets playful charm in one perfectly pink package. Handcrafted by the imaginative crew at Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned local business in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is lovingly made from laser-cut wood and painted by hand with vibrant, high-quality finishes. The design features a striking hot pink flamingo perched proudly atop two fluffy white clouds, with a soft cloud-patterned clock face beneath. It’s the perfect mix of tropical flair and dreamy softness, designed to lift any space — whether it’s a nursery, playroom, or a creative corner that needs a little extra lift. With easy-to-read black clock hands and subtle, playful mountain patterns across the dial, Flamingle Time blends functionality with fun, making it a joy for both little ones learning to tell time and grown-ups who appreciate handcrafted design. Every clock is one-of-a-kind, crafted right here in regional Victoria — a celebration of small-batch quality and quirky imagination. Brighten your walls. Support local makers. And flamingle your way through the day — one tick at a time. Dimensions: 200mm (H) x 190mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

Floral Skull Earrings – Hot PinkHandmade by Unicorn Fart Productions – Woodend, Victoria These earrings are where fierce meets floral. With their bright hot pink finish and intricate flower-patterned cutouts, these skull earrings bring bold personality and playful edge to any look. Whether you're dressing for a festival, Halloween, or everyday fabulousness, they’ll do all the talking. Product Features: Handmade with love in Woodend, Regional Victoria Hot pink acrylic skulls with detailed floral cutout design Lightweight, durable, and easy to wear all day Silver-toned hooks to complement the vibrant colour Ideal for spooky-chic vibes, music festivals, or fun casual outfits Made to order so every pair has its own unique charm Perfect for those who like to stand out and express their personality through fun, fearless accessories.

I wish more people were fluent in silence. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Celebrate Dad with a Touch of Fun Show your dad how much he means to you with our beautifully handcrafted, laser-cut plywood Sign, designed specifically for Father's Day. This unique frame is the perfect blend of modern technology and artisanal craftsmanship, making it a heartfelt gift that will be cherished for years to come. Key Features: Precision Laser-Cut Design:Each Sign is meticulously crafted using state-of-the-art laser cutting technology, ensuring clean, precise lines and intricate details. The design features a thoughtful  aesthetic that will complement any décor. Premium Quality Plywood:Made from high-quality, sustainable plywood, this sign is not only eco-friendly but also durable and long-lasting. The natural wood grain adds a warm, rustic touch that enhances the overall charm. Thoughtful Father's Day Gift: It's a meaningful gift that expresses your love and appreciation. The elegant design and handcrafted quality make it a standout piece that any father would be proud to display. Dimensions:- 10.5 cm x 16 cm Packaging:Each frame comes in a eco-friendly wrapping ready to be presented to your dad on his special day. Order Yours Today!Don’t miss out on the opportunity to give your dad a gift that combines sentimental value with exceptional craftsmanship. Order your handcrafted laser-cut plywood photo frame now and make this Father's Day one to remember!

I have it all together, I just forgot where i put it. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Frenchie  3D Dog Portrait Keychain Introducing our Round 3D Dog Portrait Keychain, a unique and personalised keepsake that combines the artistry of Woodend with the precision of 3D laser engraving. Handcrafted by skilled artisans in the beautiful Macedon Ranges, this keychain captures the essence of custom-made laser gifts and local handmade crafts. This keychain is a must-have for any Frenchie  lover, showcasing the beloved breed in stunning detail. Designed and made in Woodend, Victoria, by a talented young artist, it is a true testament to the beauty and craftsmanship of Australian-made products. The keychain measures 5cm in diameter, making it the perfect size to carry with you wherever you go. It is a wonderful addition to any keyring or bag, and also makes for a thoughtful and unique gift for any occasion. Don't miss out on this one-of-a-kind Frenchie 3D Dog Portrait Keychain, available exclusively at Unicorn Fart Productions. Order yours today and add a touch of charm and personality to your everyday accessories.

Celebrate the unique bond of friendship with our handcrafted Christmas tree ornament, "Friends Are Like Undies," proudly made in Woodend, Macedon Ranges. This whimsical piece is more than just a decoration—it's a heartfelt expression of camaraderie and shared laughter during the holiday season. Each ornament is meticulously crafted with care and attention to detail, using quality materials that ensure durability and charm. Its playful design features a humorous sentiment that resonates with the warmth and closeness of true friendship. Whether hung on your own tree or given as a thoughtful gift, our "Friends Are Like Undies" ornament embodies the spirit of joy and camaraderie. Embrace the spirit of handmade craftsmanship from Woodend, Macedon Ranges, and celebrate the bonds that make the holidays even more special. (Good undies not included, unfortunately.)

ITrue friends don't judge.... They judge other people together. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Introducing the Friendship & Sarcasm Serving board – the perfect blend of cheeky charm and rustic craftsmanship, handcrafted by the irreverent artisans at Unicorn Fart Productions in the Macedon Ranges. This one-of-a-kind piece is designed for those who know that the best friendships are built on three essential pillars: alcohol, inappropriateness, and a sharp sense of sarcasm. Made from a durable timber, this board features a laser-engraved message that celebrates your favourite people and their questionable life choices. Whether you're slicing up a charcuterie spread for a boozy night in or simply using it as a display piece to make your kitchen feel more rebellious, this board is guaranteed to be a showstopper. It’s sturdy enough for all your culinary creations yet humorous enough to make you smile every time you reach for it. With its quirky charm and humorous engraving, the Friendship & Sarcasm serving board adds a dash of personality to any space. It’s a perfect gift for that friend who keeps you grounded with their brutal honesty – or maybe it’s a cheeky treat for yourself, because let’s face it, no one understands sarcasm quite like you do. Use it as a serving platter for wine and cheese nights that inevitably turn into long discussions about life, love, and regrettable decisions. Or let it be the centre piece of your next gathering, as you bond over the hilariously true statement that’s proudly engraved on its surface.  Care is simple: just like your most sarcastic friends, this board needs a little TLC to stay in top form. Wipe it down after use, avoid soaking it, and it’ll last you as long as your friendships do—forever, with just the right amount of inappropriate humour to keep things interesting. Unique, irreverent, and handcrafted with love, the Friendship & Sarcasm board is more than just a kitchen accessory – it’s a celebration of the friends who keep life deliciously unpredictable! Dimensions: 52cm(L) x 17cm (W) x 1.9cm(D) Made in Woodend, Victoria

Enhance your holiday décor with our exclusive Friendship Jeans Tree Decoration, meticulously crafted in the picturesque Macedon Ranges. This distinctive piece isn't just an ornament—it's a joyful expression of festive spirit and adult humor, adding a memorable touch to your seasonal festivities. Each decoration is lovingly handmade with careful attention to detail and premium materials, ensuring both durability and aesthetic appeal. Its intricate design and playful theme make it a standout addition, guaranteed to bring smiles and laughter to your holiday gatherings. Whether it graces your own tree or serves as a unique gift, our Friendship Jeans Tree Decoration embodies the essence of seasonal merriment. Embrace its charm and sophistication, crafted with pride and creativity in the heart of Macedon Ranges, for a Christmas filled with joy and laughter. Made in Woodend, Victoria

Meet "Frosty's Baby Photo": The Coolest Ornaments This Side of the North Pole! Ever wondered what Frosty looked like before he donned that silk hat and came to life? Well, wonder no more! Introducing our exclusive collection of "Frosty's Baby Photo" handcrafted timber and acrylic ornaments—capturing the *baby photos* of everyone's favorite snowman! Why You'll Melt Over These Ornaments: Handcrafted with Love: Each piece is design and made in Woodend, Victoria by our family-owned workshop. We're as meticulous with our craft as Frosty is with his corn cob pipe! Timber & Acrylic Magic: Combining the warmth of timber with the sparkle of acrylic, these ornaments bring a touch of rustic charm and modern flair to your tree. It's like watching Frosty grow up—one ornament at a time! Pun-derful Designs: From Frosty’s first *“snowfall”* to his early *“ice-capades”*, each baby photo ornament tells a frosty tale that’ll tickle your funny bone and warm your heart. Support Local: By adorning your tree with Lil' Frosty, you're not just adding unique charm to your festivities; you're also supporting a local family business. That's cooler than a winter breeze! So, slide on over and grab your set of Lil' Frosty ornaments. They're snow joke—the perfect blend of nostalgia, craftsmanship, and a whole lot of heart. Let's make this Christmas the frostiest one yet! Size: 7cm diameter

Bring some Christmas cheer to your tree with this festive decoration! Hang this eye-catching  Tree Decoration on your tree and brighten up your holiday season. With its jolly design and fun colours, you'll feel the holiday spirit in no time! Made in Woodend, Victoria

Bring some Christmas cheer to your tree with this festive decoration! Hang this eye-catching Tree Decoration on your tree and brighten up your holiday season. With its jolly design and fun colours, you'll feel the holiday spirit in no time! Made in Woodend, Victoria Transform your tree into a bold and bright holiday statement with this eye-catching decoration! It's the perfect way to take risks and make a statement this Christmas season!  

Add some holiday joy to your tree with this F$%^ Fu%^ Xmas Decoration! Hang it on your tree and brighten up your season. Its playful design and vibrant colors will quickly get you in the spirit! Proudly created in Woodend, Victoria.  

Introducing the funniest way to liven up your houseplants.Our quirky plant stakes come in packs of 10, always averaging at around 10cm tall – and each one is unique!Crafted from natural wood products made with 3mm plywood, these are just for decoration (and maybe a giggle or two).So why not add some personality when you're next potting?

Introducing the funniest way to liven up your houseplants.Our quirky plant stakes come in packs of 10, always averaging at around 10cm tall – and each one is unique!Crafted from natural wood products made with 3mm plywood, these are just for decoration (and maybe a giggle or two).So why not add some personality when you're next potting?

Introducing the funniest way to liven up your houseplants.Our quirky plant stakes come in packs of 10, always averaging at around 10cm tall – and each one is unique!Crafted from natural wood products made with 3mm plywood, these are just for decoration (and maybe a giggle or two).So why not add some personality when you're next potting?