“Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” Plant Marker 

For drama-queen plants and the humans who love them.

Some plants thrive, some survive, and some… well, they’re just here for a good time, not a long time. Enter the “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” Plant Marker—a bold little sign that perfectly sums up the emotional rollercoaster of plant parenthood.

3D printed to order in Woodend, VIC, these snarky stakes come in vibrant matte colours and slide effortlessly into pots, planters, or straight into your jungle of questionable survivors. Funny, durable, and oh-so-relatable, they’re the ultimate gift for plant parents with a sense of humour.

Why You’ll Love Them:

• Cheeky engraved slogan: “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later”

• 3D printed in colours that pop 

• Made to order in Woodend, VIC (because your plant deserves local sass)

• Lightweight, durable & weather resistant

• Available in Pink, Orange, Blue, and Black

• Perfect for houseplants, herb gardens, or that one plant you keep “trying” to keep alive

Size Stats:

• Height: 130mm

• Sign Width: 50mm

• Sign Height: 30mm

Stick one in a pot and watch your guests laugh harder than your plant photosynthesises. 

P.S. No plants were harmed in the making of these signs… but we can’t promise the same once you get them home. 🦄

Some of our awesome products are made to order! That means your unique piece is crafted just for you, with love and care, right here in the Macedon Ranges. So, while it might take a little longer to arrive, it’s worth the wait!

• Production time: 1–3 days.
• Shipping time: 3–7 days.
• Express shipping: 1–4 days.

All orders are shipped by Australia Post and include tracking. You will receive a tracking number once the order is fulfilled.

Local pick-up is available from Woodend, Victoria! 

You’ll get an email when your item is ready. We will also contact you to arrange a pick-up date and time that works for you.