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I like my coffee how i like myself, Dark, Bitter and too hot for you. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

And yet. Despite this look on my face, you are still talking. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Who says holiday decorations can’t be a little cheeky? Meet the Festive Furry ornament, the most unapologetically fabulous ornament to grace your Christmas tree this year! With intricate mandala-style laser engraving, a sprinkle of glitter sparkle, and a design that might make Grandma do a double-take, this ornament is here to sleigh. Lovingly handcrafted by the mischief-makers at Unicorn Fart Productions, this saucy decoration is made from high-quality wood and finished with shimmering silver accents for that extra pizzazz. It’s bold, it’s fun, and it’s sure to be the star of your holiday décor (or at least the most talked-about piece at Christmas dinner). Why You’ll Love It:🎄 Intricately laser-engraved for a stunningly detailed finish.🎄 Hand-painted with glittery silver accents to dazzle and delight.🎄 Made with cheeky charm and festive mischief.🎄 Perfect for spicing up your tree or gifting to your most hilarious friend. Ready to give your holidays a playful twist? Hang this beauty on your tree and watch as the compliments (and laughs) roll in. After all, Christmas should be as fabulous and fun as you are! 🎅✨

Get ready to spread some naughty cheer this festive season with our hilariously cheeky Christmas ornament! Crafted right here in the Macedon Ranges by the fun-loving team at Unicorn Fart Productions, this unique wooden ornament is laser-cut, intricately engraved and hand painted to perfection. Designed to hold two delicious Lindt chocolate balls or similar chocolate balls (chocolate not included), it’s the perfect conversation starter for your Christmas tree or a cheeky gift for that friend with a wicked sense of humor. Whether you're adding a playful twist to your holiday decor or bringing laughter to your Secret Santa, this ornament is guaranteed to be a hit. Made with love, laughter, and a sprinkle of festive mischief! Key Features: Locally made in the Macedon Ranges. Laser-cut and engraved for precision. 2 Layers of 3mm Laser ply 11cm Long, 7.5cm Ball to Ball Wide, 6mm in Height Hand-painted by the talented Unicorn Fart Productions team. Fits 2 Lindt balls (but we’ll leave the sweet treat shopping to you). Adds a touch of cheeky charm to any tree. Get yours today and let the giggles begin! Please note: The hanging strings may come in different styles and colors because, just like snowflakes, no two of our cheeky ornaments are exactly the same! Embrace the fun and surprise of each unique design—after all, variety is the spice of Christmas!

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

"Didn't I Feed You Yesterday?" Wooden Spoon  Because someone in the house is always acting like they’re starving... again! This laser-engraved wooden spoon is the perfect kitchen accessory for tired parents, exasperated pet owners, and anyone who swears they just served a meal five minutes ago. Featuring the hilariously relatable phrase “Didn’t I Feed You Yesterday?”, this spoon is both a cooking tool and a much-needed reality check for snack-demanders everywhere. Handmade by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is a must-have for kitchens where second breakfasts, endless snacks, and suspiciously timed hunger strikes are a daily occurrence. Laser-Engraved with Perfect Parental Sass – A gentle (but firm) reminder that the kitchen is not a 24/7 buffet. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Created by a family-run business that knows the struggle is real. High-Quality Bamboo – Lightweight, durable, and strong enough to stir up dinner (and some well-deserved guilt). Perfect Gift for Parents & Pet Owners – Whether it’s for a mum, dad, or the person responsible for feeding the world’s most dramatic eater, this spoon makes a funny yet totally practical gift. Great for Any Kitchen – Because everyone knows at least one person who always seems to be hungry. Whether you're serving up a meal or just reminding your household that they do, in fact, eat daily, this spoon is the perfect way to add a little humour to your kitchen routine. Add it to your collection or gift it to a fellow “head chef” who can relate!

Timber Gift Card Holder – A Dad-Sized Hug in Wood! Add a custom message behind the gift card. Looking for a Father’s Day gift that’s as solid as Dad’s dad jokes? Look no further! Our handcrafted, laser-engraved timber gift card holder is the perfect blend of rugged charm and thoughtful design, just like the man himself. Made with love (and a bit of sawdust) in Woodend, Victoria, by our family-owned small business, this gift card holder isn’t just a place to stash a card—it’s a keepsake he’ll cherish long after the gift card has been spent. Crafted from premium timber, each holder features a unique wood grain and a custom laser engraving that adds a personal touch. Perfect for the dad who has everything (and still insists he doesn’t need anything), this sturdy piece of craftsmanship says, "You're the best," with a touch of rustic elegance. Whether it's for a special message, a coffee run on you, or that Bunnings spree he’s been hinting at, this holder turns a simple gift card into something memorable. So, give Dad a gift that’s as enduring as his love (and his never-ending wisdom). Because he deserves more than just a card—he deserves a handcrafted gift with purpose.   Size: 12cm x 6.5cm x 1.2cm  

Dino Time – Handcrafted Dinosaur Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions RAWR means “It’s time!” in dinosaur — and with our Dino Time Wall Clock, your little one will always know when it’s playtime, bedtime, or snack time (the most important time of all). Handcrafted by the imaginative team at Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-run business from Woodend, Victoria, this clock is made from high-quality laser-cut wood and finished with bright, cheerful, hand-painted details. The playful green dino design features a big grin, cheeky eyes, and a clock face built right into its belly — because who wouldn’t want a T-Rex telling time? Perfect for nurseries, kids’ bedrooms, or any space that could use a prehistoric pop of personality, Dino Time is both educational and fun. The bold black numbers and simple clock hands make it easy for young dino fans to start learning how to tell the time on their own. Made with care, built to last, and full of character, this dino doesn’t roar — but it does tick, quietly and reliably. Support local. Shop handmade. And add a little Jurassic joy to your child’s room with Dino Time — the clock that’s totally roar-some. Dimensions: 200mm (H) x 165mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Dirt Diva Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

The Dishwasher Disk is the kitchen gadget you didn't know you needed! This handcrafted, multilayered disk is a great addition to your dishwashing routine-simply place it in your dishwasher. Turn when Clean or when Dirty  Perfect for anyone looking to upgrade their dishwashing experience with kids or husbands. its unique design ensures that it won't take up too much space on the dishwasher, and can be used over time. So what are you waiting for? Get ready for ultimate convenience with the Dishwasher Disk!

The Dishwasher Disk is the kitchen gadget you didn't know you needed! This handcrafted, multilayered disk is a great addition to your dishwashing routine-simply place it in your dishwasher. Turn when Clean or when Dirty  Perfect for anyone looking to upgrade their dishwashing experience with kids or husbands. its unique design ensures that it won't take up too much space on the dishwasher, and can be used over time. So what are you waiting for? Get ready for ultimate convenience with the Dishwasher Disk!

The Dishwasher Disk is the kitchen gadget you didn't know you needed! This handcrafted, multilayered disk is a great addition to your dishwashing routine-simply place it in your dishwasher. Turn when Clean or when Dirty  Perfect for anyone looking to upgrade their dishwashing experience with kids or husbands. its unique design ensures that it won't take up too much space on the dishwasher, and can be used over time. So what are you waiting for? Get ready for ultimate convenience with the Dishwasher Disk!

The Dishwasher Disk is the kitchen gadget you didn't know you needed! This handcrafted, multilayered disk is a great addition to your dishwashing routine-simply place it in your dishwasher. Turn when Clean or when Dirty  Perfect for anyone looking to upgrade their dishwashing experience with kids or husbands. its unique design ensures that it won't take up too much space on the dishwasher, and can be used over time. So what are you waiting for? Get ready for ultimate convenience with the Dishwasher Disk!

Meet the Dixie Chick Meet your new favourite kitchen companion – our charming hand-painted wooden hen magnet! Lovingly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this delightful piece is made from locally sourced timber and hand-painted with intricate details, making each hen unique. Whether you're a country-style décor lover or simply want to add a playful touch to your fridge, this little beauty is sure to bring a smile to your face. By purchasing this magnet, you're not just adding character to your home – you're supporting a local family business that puts heart and soul into every piece they create. It's the perfect gift for chicken lovers, farmhouse enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates handcrafted Australian treasures. Cluck yeah! Grab yours today and bring a little rustic charm to your space.

An easy, mess-free craft great for rainy days on the sofa, or sunny days on holiday. With easy-to-follow printed instructions to make your own bracelet patterns, this classic nostalgic craft kit is ideal for children and adults alike.Includes plenty of materials to make matching friendship bracelets for all your friends and family. A perfect gift for a creative friend, or an ideal school holiday boredom buster for crafty little ones.What's in the kit?- 1 x Timber Disk cord maker- Enough floss to make at 1 bracelet.- Illustrated instruction leafletPackaged in a clear sleeve.

Hugs and Kisses Plaque – A Heartfelt Mother’s Day Gift to Cherish! This Mother’s Day, give Mum the ultimate symbol of love with our "Hugs and Kisses Plaque" kit, handcrafted with care in Woodend, Victoria. This timber plaque isn’t just a gift—it’s a canvas for creativity and a way to express all the warmth and affection you feel. Each kit comes complete with a beautifully crafted wooden plaque, plus paint and brushes to help you bring it to life. Whether you’re painting bright colors, adding sweet messages, or letting the kids leave their mark, this plaque is a personalized masterpiece in the making. Designed to spread love and joy, this plaque can hang proudly in any room, serving as a daily reminder of the hugs and kisses that fill Mum’s heart. It’s the perfect way to show her just how much she means to you. Create a keepsake that captures the essence of your love this Mother’s Day—because nothing says "I love you" like a gift made with your own hands and heart!

Introduce your children to the world of craft with the DIY Mothers Day Gift pack! This handcrafted, laser cut timber project is perfect for kids who are looking to explore their creative side and make something special all on their own. With tools that have been designed specifically for kids, they can easily build the beautiful flower bouquet step by step and watch as it comes to life before their eyes. The kit includes laser cut pieces that your child can assemble following the instructions. To decorate, we’ve included a paint set and a paintbrush so they can personalise create their own unique design. It's also an ideal gift for kids of any age who loves being creative or just wants an engaging activity for themselves. Make this special craft project part of your little one’s learning experience today!

Build Your Own Flower Bouquet – A Mother’s Day Gift with a Personal Touch! This Mother’s Day, forget the wilting petals and give Mum a bouquet that lasts forever—handcrafted from the finest timber right here in Woodend, Victoria! Our "Build a Flower Bouquet" kit is more than just a gift; it’s a creative experience.  Inside, you’ll find beautifully crafted wooden flower pieces, ready for assembly and bursting with potential. We’ve included all the essentials—paint and brushes—so you can bring these blossoms to life with your own artistic flair. Whether you go for bold and bright or soft and subtle, every brushstroke adds a touch of you. Perfect for those who believe that the best gifts are handmade with love, this DIY bouquet is a heartfelt way to show Mum just how much she means to you. Once complete, this timeless bouquet will brighten her space and her day, serving as a lasting reminder of the love and creativity you share. Make this Mother’s Day one to remember with a gift that’s as unique and special as Mum herself!

Build Your Own Flower Pot – The Ultimate Mother’s Day Gift! This Mother’s Day, let Mum cultivate more than just plants—give her the joy of creating something truly unique! Our "Build a Flower Pot" kit, handcrafted from timber in Woodend, Victoria, is the perfect blend of creativity and thoughtfulness. Inside this charming kit, you’ll find everything needed to craft a beautiful wooden flower pot that’s ready for a splash of color. With included paint and brushes, the possibilities are endless. Mum can paint her pot in her favorite hues, add intricate designs, or even make it a collaborative family project! This isn’t just a gift; it’s a hands-on experience that results in a one-of-a-kind flower pot, perfect for showcasing her favorite blooms. Whether it’s perched on a windowsill or proudly displayed on a garden table, this pot will be a daily reminder of the love that went into creating it. Make this Mother’s Day unforgettable with a gift that grows right along with Mum’s cherished memories—a flower pot as unique as she is!

Eat, Bark, Poop, Repeat.... Say goodbye to mundane clean-ups and hello to our Handmade Acrylic Dog Poop Bag Key Chain. Designed for the fashion-forward pet parent, it's a blend of convenience and craftsmanship. Carry your dog's essentials with flair, because even the little things can make a big statement!"Made in Woodend, Victoria

Introducing our heartwarming Heart-Shaped Wooden Laser Engraved Fridge Magnet, the perfect way to show your love for dogs and add a fun touch to your kitchen. Featuring the beautiful quote, “Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole,” paired with an adorable paw print, this magnet is a must-have for any dog lover. Made right here in Woodend, Victoria, this magnet is a small yet meaningful tribute to the joy our furry friends bring to our lives. Crafted from quality wood and laser-engraved with precision, the rustic charm of this magnet shines through in every detail. It’s not only a decorative piece but also a functional addition to your fridge, whether you're holding up family photos, reminders, or grocery lists. The durable, finely engraved design ensures that this magnet will be a cherished keepsake for years to come. But that’s not all! If you’re a fan of humor, our *Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets* are here to bring a bit of wit and sass to your kitchen. These cheeky, laser-engraved magnets are crafted with care and loaded with personality, adding a unique flair to your fridge. From sarcastic quotes to laugh-out-loud sayings, they’re guaranteed to spark conversations and smiles every time you reach for a snack.  Perfect as a gift or a fun way to upgrade your own kitchen decor, these magnets blend the charm of handcrafted woodwork with the playful spirit of sarcasm. Each piece is made with love in the Macedon Ranges, ensuring that your fridge will be the coolest spot in the house. Available in a variety of sizes and styles, these magnets are designed to bring both heart and humor to your home. Whether you prefer heartfelt tributes to your pup or a sarcastic spin, we’ve got something for every personality.  Grab yours today and let the laughter and love stick around!

Introducing our charming Heart shaped wooden laser engraved fridge magnet – the perfect way to showcase your love for dogs while adding a warm touch to your kitchen. Featuring the heartwarming quote, "Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen." alongside an adorable paw print, this magnet is an essential for any dog lover. Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria, this magnet is a simple yet meaningful tribute to the joy our four-legged companions bring into our lives. Made from quality wood and laser engraved, its rustic charm comes through in every finely etched detail. Not only is it a lovely piece of decor, but it also serves as a functional fridge accessory for holding reminders, photos, or notes. And if you love a good laugh, check out our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets! Packed with witty, laser-engraved sayings, these cheeky magnets will bring a splash of humor to your kitchen, keeping the vibe lighthearted and fun. Whether it’s sarcastic quotes or laugh-out-loud phrases, they’re bound to bring smiles as you reach for a snack. Handcrafted with care in the Macedon Ranges, these magnets make excellent gifts or a fun upgrade to your own space. Choose from heartfelt or humorous designs and let your fridge reflect your unique personality!

A Dog’s Prayer Magnet – Large For the dog lovers who know their furry overlords truly rule the household, this beautifully crafted A Dog’s Prayer Magnet is both heartwarming and hilariously accurate. Proudly made in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions, a local family-owned business with a love for pets and laughter, each piece is laser-engraved and handcrafted with care. Whether it’s stuck on your fridge, filing cabinet, or any magnetic surface, this little gem is a daily reminder of who really owns the bed at night. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with love by a family-run business that knows dogs are the real bosses. Includes a Magnet on the Rear – Perfect for displaying on fridges, lockers, or anywhere your pup allows. Laser-Engraved Design – Featuring a whimsical and heartfelt dog’s prayer, guaranteed to make every pet owner nod in agreement. A Thoughtful Gift for Dog Lovers – Ideal for birthdays, housewarmings, or anyone who shares their bed with a four-legged snuggles. Whether you're a proud dog parent or simply a human lucky enough to be chosen as a canine cuddle buddy, this magnet brings charm, humour, and a whole lot of puppy love into your home.

A Dog’s Prayer Magnet – Small For the dog lovers who know their furry overlords truly rule the household, this beautifully crafted A Dog’s Prayer Magnet is both heartwarming and hilariously accurate. Proudly made in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions, a local family-owned business with a love for pets and laughter, each piece is laser-engraved and handcrafted with care. Whether it’s stuck on your fridge, filing cabinet, or any magnetic surface, this little gem is a daily reminder of who really owns the bed at night. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with love by a family-run business that knows dogs are the real bosses. Includes a Magnet on the Rear – Perfect for displaying on fridges, lockers, or anywhere your pup allows. Laser-Engraved Design – Featuring a whimsical and heartfelt dog’s prayer, guaranteed to make every pet owner nod in agreement. A Thoughtful Gift for Dog Lovers – Ideal for birthdays, housewarmings, or anyone who shares their bed with a four-legged snuggles. Whether you're a proud dog parent or simply a human lucky enough to be chosen as a canine cuddle buddy, this magnet brings charm, humour, and a whole lot of puppy love into your home.

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Add a splash of whimsy to your keys with our handmade dolphin keychain! Carved from translucent acrylic, this charming keyring boasts a playful engraved outline. Perfect for gifting to your fellow dolphin-loving pals. (Don’t worry, no actual dolphins were harmed in the making of this product.) Designed and made in Woodend, Victoria, by a kid.. Dimensions: - 6.0 x 7.0cm

"Please Don’t Let the Cat Out" Hanging Sign – Because Cats Have Plans! You know it, we know it—your cat is a mastermind. The second that door creaks open, they’re plotting their great escape. This adorable (and mildly desperate) sign is here to remind guests, delivery drivers, and distracted humans not to become unwilling accomplices in your feline’s jailbreak. Laser-cut from quality acrylic right here in Woodend, Victoria by our mischief-loving, family-run team at Unicorn Fart Productions, this sign is made with love, laughs, and a little bit of cat-titude. It even includes a handy hanger on the back, so you can easily display it near the door where those little escape artists lurk. Perfect for cat parents, housewarming gifts, or just anyone who has ever had to chase a cat down the street in their pajamas.  Proudly handcrafted in Australia, where the only thing sneakier than a cat… is a cat with a plan. 

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

If at first you don't succeed.... Skydiving is not for you. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 76mm x 72mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humour to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Let's try to keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 76mm x 72mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Easter Bunny Please Stop Here – Wooden Door Hanger Make sure the Easter Bunny knows exactly where to stop with this adorable handcrafted door hanger! Made with love in Woodend, Victoria by the creative minds at Unicorn Fart Productions, this piece is the perfect Easter touch for your home. Crafted from high-quality Australian Laser Ply, this unique design features cute pink glitter accents on the bunny’s ears and paws, adding a magical sparkle to your Easter celebrations. Simply hang it on a doorknob, and let the Easter magic begin! Key Features: Locally Made: Designed and crafted by a family-owned small business in Woodend, Victoria. Premium Materials: Made from durable Australian Laser Ply for a natural, rustic charm. Easter-Ready: Adorned with glittery pink details to capture the spirit of Easter. Perfect Gift: A delightful addition to Easter baskets or a festive treat for little ones. Check out our Customised version : https://unicornfartproductions.com.au/products/personalised-easter-bunny-door-hanger Get ready to welcome the Easter Bunny in style—because he can’t resist a little sparkle! Dimensions: 20.5cm(l) x 8cm (w) 

Introducing the Wooden serving board, the perfect addition to your next Easter. This handcrafted Bamboo serving board is perfect for snacks for the Easter Bunny. So add the Wooden Serving Board to your holiday shopping list and make your next Easter a memorable one. Made in The Macedon Ranges by a local small family business Unicorn Fart Productions. Make entertaining (and snacking) a little more fun with this whimsical Wooden Serving Board. Crafted from Bamboo by our friends at Unicorn Fart Productions, this board is perfect for adding a touch of charm to your Easter spread. Whether you're serving up treats for the Easter Bunny or chopping up ingredients for your next springtime recipe, this board will make your holiday preparations truly unforgettable.   Dimensions/Size: 21cm (L) x 15cm (W) x 1cm (D)

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 13.5cm x 6cm

Meet Egg Sheeran Add a touch of country charm with this hand-painted wooden hen magnet, lovingly crafted in Woodend, Victoria. Made from locally sourced timber, each piece is uniquely painted with care, making it a delightful addition to any fridge, noticeboard, or magnetic surface. Whether you love farmhouse aesthetics, want to brighten up your space, or need a thoughtful gift, this magnet is sure to bring warmth to any home. Proudly supporting a local family business, this hen is more than just décor—it’s a celebration of handcrafted artistry from the heart of regional Victoria.  

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Eggplant Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Introducing our mischievously delightful Elf Christmas Tree decoration, crafted with care from two layers of sturdy plywood in picturesque Woodend, Victoria. These cheeky elves come adorned with intricate snowflakes, adding a sprinkle of winter wonder to your holiday decor. Choose between natural wood tones for a rustic charm or opt for vibrant colors to make your tree pop with personality. Each decoration is lovingly handmade, ensuring it's as unique as your holiday spirit. By bringing home our Elf Christmas Tree decorations, you're not just adding a touch of magic to your festivities; you're supporting a small family business committed to spreading joy. Let these playful elves and their snowy accents bring smiles and warmth to your home this holiday season.

Ever wonder who’s behind all those perfectly wrapped presents under the tree? It’s our laser-cut Elf holding a present, of course! Crafted from top-notch plywood and imbued with holiday cheer, this little helper is ready to bring a smile to your face and a dash of whimsy to your décor. Handcrafted with love in Woodend, Victoria by a devoted family-run business, each elf is a labor of love and laughter. These artisans meticulously laser-cut each decoration, ensuring our elf looks sharp (but don’t worry, he’s friendly!). With rustic string ties, this elf is ready to dangle delightfully from your Christmas tree, hang out on your wreath, or swing from your mantelpiece. Holding a perfectly wrapped gift, he’s here to remind everyone of the joys of giving—without the stress of last-minute wrapping! This season, let our gift-toting elf bring some handcrafted hilarity and heartfelt joy to your home. Because who doesn’t need a plywood elf with a present to make their holiday merry and bright? Size: 8cm Diameter

Looking to sprinkle some extra magic on your holiday season? Meet our charming single-layer laser-cut Elf Decoration! Lovingly handcrafted from premium plywood, this little guy is here to bring joy and a touch of rustic charm to your Christmas festivities. Born in the heart of Woodend, Victoria, our elf is the creation of a passionate family-run business. Each piece is meticulously designed and laser-cut for that perfect finish, embodying the spirit of artisan craftsmanship.  Equipped with rustic string ties, this elf is ready to hang out wherever you please—on your Christmas tree, above the fireplace, or even as a quirky addition to your holiday table setting. With a variety of festive colors to choose from, you can pick the one that best suits your holiday vibe. Bring home the handcrafted charm and whimsical spirit of our laser-cut Elf Decoration this holiday season, and let this little wooden wonder make your celebrations extra special! Size: 7.5cm Diameter

Unveil the magic of Christmas with our beautifully handcrafted laser-cut Elf and Christmas Ornaments! Made from high-quality plywood, this delightful piece brings a touch of rustic charm to your holiday décor. Handmade with love in the picturesque town of Woodend, Victoria, our decorations are crafted by a dedicated family-run business that pours heart and soul into every piece. Each elf and tree is meticulously designed and laser-cut for precision, ensuring that your decoration is a one-of-a-kind treasure. This charming duo comes with rustic string ties, making it easy to hang on your Christmas tree, wreath, or mantle. Available in a variety of festive colours, you can choose the perfect shade to complement your holiday theme. Add a sprinkle of handcrafted joy to your home this Christmas with our Elf and Christmas Tree Decoration—where tradition meets artistry, and every detail tells a story of local craftsmanship and festive cheer. Size: 7.5cm Diameter

Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery! Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants. Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling. Featuring engraved text like “Embrace the existential dread”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery. Size: 11.5cm x 5cm Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨

Channel your inner chef with a side of laughter thanks to this adorable wooden serving board, handcrafted in the Macedon Ranges by the quirky creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions. Featuring an engraved image of a Cheeky Labrador with eyes that say, "I'm watching you," this board is perfect for dog lovers and snack enthusiasts alike! The engraving reads, "Every snack you make, every meal you bake... every bite you take, I'll be watching you," making it the ultimate companion for the kitchen or when serving up treats. With its rustic charm and practical handle, this board isn’t just for decoration—it’s built for serious snack action. Whether you're prepping ingredients or serving up a spread, you’ll be reminded that someone’s always watching (and hoping for a bite). Perfect for hosting or gifting, this board brings a playful mix of humor and craftsmanship, made locally by the team at Unicorn Fart Productions. It’s more than just a serving board—it’s a faithful food friend! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

Channel your inner chef with a side of laughter thanks to this adorable wooden serving board, handcrafted in the Macedon Ranges by the quirky creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions. Featuring an engraved image of a Cheeky Border Collie with eyes that say, "I'm watching you," this board is perfect for dog lovers and snack enthusiasts alike! The engraving reads, "Every snack you make, every meal you bake... every bite you take, I'll be watching you," making it the ultimate companion for the kitchen or when serving up treats. With its rustic charm and practical handle, this board isn’t just for decoration—it’s built for serious snack action. Whether you're prepping ingredients or serving up a spread, you’ll be reminded that someone’s always watching (and hoping for a bite). Perfect for hosting or gifting, this board brings a playful mix of humor and craftsmanship, made locally by the team at Unicorn Fart Productions. It’s more than just a serving board—it’s a faithful food friend! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

Channel your inner chef with a side of laughter thanks to this adorable wooden serving board, handcrafted in the Macedon Ranges by the quirky creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions. Featuring an engraved image of a Cockapoo with eyes that say, "I'm watching you," this board is perfect for dog lovers and snack enthusiasts alike! I Know your think what is a Cockapoo - that's a Cocker Spaniel and a Poodle breed.... The engraving reads, "Every snack you make, every meal you bake... every bite you take, I'll be watching you," making it the ultimate companion for the kitchen or when serving up treats. With its rustic charm and practical handle, this board isn’t just for decoration—it’s built for serious snack action. Whether you're prepping ingredients or serving up a spread, you’ll be reminded that someone’s always watching (and hoping for a bite). Perfect for hosting or gifting, this board brings a playful mix of humor and craftsmanship, made locally by the team at Unicorn Fart Productions. It’s more than just a serving board—it’s a faithful food friend! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

Channel your inner chef with a side of laughter thanks to this adorable wooden serving board, handcrafted in the Macedon Ranges by the quirky creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions. Featuring an engraved image of a Frenchie with eyes that say, "I'm watching you," this board is perfect for dog lovers and snack enthusiasts alike! The engraving reads, "Every snack you make, every meal you bake... every bite you take, I'll be watching you," making it the ultimate companion for the kitchen or when serving up treats. With its rustic charm and practical handle, this board isn’t just for decoration—it’s built for serious snack action. Whether you're prepping ingredients or serving up a spread, you’ll be reminded that someone’s always watching (and hoping for a bite). Perfect for hosting or gifting, this board brings a playful mix of humor and craftsmanship, made locally by the team at Unicorn Fart Productions. It’s more than just a serving board—it’s a faithful food friend! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

Channel your inner chef with a side of laughter thanks to this adorable wooden serving board, handcrafted in the Macedon Ranges by the quirky creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions. Featuring an engraved image of a Innocent Beagle with eyes that say, "I'm watching you," this board is perfect for dog lovers and snack enthusiasts alike! The engraving reads, "Every snack you make, every meal you bake... every bite you take, I'll be watching you," making it the ultimate companion for the kitchen or when serving up treats. With its rustic charm and practical handle, this board isn’t just for decoration—it’s built for serious snack action. Whether you're prepping ingredients or serving up a spread, you’ll be reminded that someone’s always watching (and hoping for a bite). Perfect for hosting or gifting, this board brings a playful mix of humor and craftsmanship, made locally by the team at Unicorn Fart Productions. It’s more than just a serving board—it’s a faithful food friend! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)