Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Thyme Nugget Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

"Tinsel Tits" Tired of the same old sweet and sappy Christmas decor? Say F*ck that! and step up your holiday game with our Adults-Only Potty-Mouthed Christmas Doormat! Made right here in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky masterpiece is designed for those who like their Christmas spirit served with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of profanity. Whether you're welcoming fellow misfits, scaring off carolers, or just making sure Santa knows you’re on the fun kind of naughty list, this mat is the perfect way to bring some sassy seasonal cheer to your doorstep. 🎄 Handcrafted with attitude.🎄 Built to withstand all the bullsh*t weather throws at it.🎄 Guaranteed to make guests laugh—or gasp. Get yours now and let your doormat do the swearing, so you don’t have to! Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir - UV Protected Rear - PVC 

Express your love for mum with this handmade acrylic keychain in a beautiful shade of pink. Engraved with the words "To the world you are a mother, but to me you are the world" it's the perfect way to show your appreciation. Let this keychain be a daily reminder of your love and gratitude. Designed and made in Woodend, Victoria, by a kid.. Dimensions: - Round - 6.0cm

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

Tooth Fairy Door Hanger – A Handcrafted Keepsake by Unicorn Fart Productions Turn the nightly visit from the Tooth Fairy into a treasured tradition with this beautifully handcrafted Tooth Fairy Door Hanger. Designed and made by Unicorn Fart Productions, a creative family business nestled in the heart of Woodend, Victoria, this piece is full of character, charm, and magical storytelling. Each hanger is crafted from premium speciality laser plywood, chosen for its durability and fine finish. The wood is laser-cut and etched with intricate detail, then brought to life with hand-painted accents and embellishments. A cheerful tooth character, complete with a painted smile, purple hair swoop, and blue bow tie, makes this piece instantly loveable. Above the tooth, the sign reads "Tooth Fairy – Please Stop Here", while a circular cut-out at the top adds an official touch with the inscription: "Official Tooth Fairy Pick Up and Drop Off Office." Small 3D stars and tiny wands add an extra sparkle of whimsy, making this not just a sign, but a magical invitation for the Tooth Fairy herself. The clever door hanger design means no more worrying about sneaking teeth under pillows. Simply hang it on your child’s bedroom door, and let the magic happen. Ideal for children who are just beginning to lose their baby teeth, this piece makes a thoughtful and imaginative gift. Whether it's for your own child, a grandchild, or a friend's little one, it’s a delightful way to add excitement and wonder to growing up. Proudly handmade in the Macedon Ranges, this is more than a product—it’s a memory in the making. Place for the tooth fairy's payment behind the tooth.

Unicorn Tooth Fairy Door Hanger – Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions Bring a little extra magic to the Tooth Fairy tradition with this handcrafted Unicorn Tooth Fairy Door Hanger, designed and created by the imaginative minds at Unicorn Fart Productions—a proudly local, family-run business in Woodend, Victoria. Laser-cut from high-quality speciality plywood, this enchanting piece is a blend of playful design and thoughtful craftsmanship. The centrepiece features an adorable smiling tooth character, complete with delicate closed eyes, rosy cheeks, and a whimsical golden unicorn horn. Crowned with hand-painted floral details in bright pastel tones, it captures the joyful essence of childhood wonder. Etched above is the message: “Tooth Fairy – Please stop here”, inviting the magical visitor with an official and heartwarming touch. The upper section includes a unique circular medallion engraved with “Official Tooth Fairy Pick Up and Drop Off Office”, adding a charming sense of ceremony to the exchange. Accented with vibrant yellow stars and laser-etched details, this door hanger is both decorative and functional. Simply place it on your child’s bedroom door, and let the Tooth Fairy know there’s a special delivery waiting. Ideal for gifting, keepsakes, or starting a treasured family tradition, this piece is made to be passed down or remembered for years to come. Locally made with care, creativity, and a little bit of unicorn sparkle—because every milestone deserves a little magic. Place for the tooth fairy's payment behind the tooth.

Cheeky Tooth Fairy Door Hanger – Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions Make every lost tooth a reason to smile with this fun and playful Cheeky Tooth Fairy Door Hanger, handcrafted by the creative team at Unicorn Fart Productions, a local family business based in Woodend, Victoria. Made from premium speciality laser plywood, each piece is carefully cut, engraved, and hand-painted to bring out its unique character. This version features a winking, confident tooth dressed in bright orange overalls, a blue top hat, and a cheeky grin that adds personality and flair. Silver stars surround the design, adding a playful twinkle that brings the entire piece to life. Etched with the words “Tooth Fairy – Please stop here”, this door hanger lets the Tooth Fairy know exactly where the next pickup is. At the top, a charming medallion reads “Official Tooth Fairy Pick Up and Drop Off Office”, completing the magical touch. This practical yet delightful design slips easily over any bedroom door handle—no more sneaking under pillows or worrying about teeth going missing. It’s a fun and memorable way to mark those special childhood milestones with style. Perfect for gifting to boys and girls alike, this version is bursting with charm, confidence, and handcrafted detail. Whether it's a first tooth or one of many, this door hanger turns every visit into a fun-filled memory. Lovingly made in the Macedon Ranges—because the Tooth Fairy deserves a proper welcome. Place for the tooth fairy's payment behind the tooth.

Royal Tooth Fairy Door Hanger – Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions Add a touch of royalty to the Tooth Fairy tradition with this Royal Tooth Fairy Door Hanger, lovingly handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned creative studio nestled in Woodend, Victoria. Made from premium speciality laser plywood, this delightful piece features a smart and smiling tooth character wearing oversized round glasses, rosy cheeks, and a bright green bow tie—topped off with a golden crown for that extra royal flair. It’s a playful, confident design made to celebrate those big-little moments when a child loses a tooth and eagerly awaits a visit from the fairy realm. Engraved with “Tooth Fairy – Please stop here” and surrounded by hand-painted stars, this hanger is both functional and fun. The circular badge at the top reads “Official Tooth Fairy Pick Up and Drop Off Office”, letting the Tooth Fairy know this stop is officially registered and ready for business. Designed to hang easily over any bedroom door handle, this charming sign eliminates the under-pillow struggle and makes the experience a whole lot more magical—for both kids and parents. Whether it’s their first wobbly tooth or the last one in the lineup, this piece creates a heartwarming tradition filled with wonder, anticipation, and just the right amount of sparkle. Made locally with creativity, care, and a pinch of fairy dust—because losing a tooth should always feel like gaining a little magic. Place for the tooth fairy's payment behind the tooth.

Say hello to the Tooth Fairy’s Ultimate Sidekick—a timber tooth holder and money collector shaped just like, well, a tooth! Perfect for those exciting (and sometimes wobbly) milestones, this adorable handcrafted timber tooth holder makes losing a tooth feel extra magical. Handcrafted and hand-painted by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, it’s designed to safely store tiny teeth and ensure the Tooth Fairy leaves a little something special in return. Pop the tooth inside, tuck it under the pillow, and wake up to a surprise—no more scrambling for lost teeth in the bed! This keepsake is as practical as it is charming, making every tooth-losing adventure one to remember. Plus, it’s reusable for every new milestone, keeping the magic alive! Our Tooth Fairy money holder promises to be a cherished part of your family's memories for years to come. Includes Toot Fairy Token Dimensions: Tooth with Bow: 7cm (L) x 9cm (W)  

Say hello to the Tooth Fairy’s Ultimate Sidekick—a timber tooth holder and money collector shaped just like, well, a tooth! Perfect for those exciting (and sometimes wobbly) milestones, this adorable handcrafted timber tooth holder makes losing a tooth feel extra magical. Handcrafted and hand-painted by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, it’s designed to safely store tiny teeth and ensure the Tooth Fairy leaves a little something special in return. Pop the tooth inside, tuck it under the pillow, and wake up to a surprise—no more scrambling for lost teeth in the bed! This keepsake is as practical as it is charming, making every tooth-losing adventure one to remember. Plus, it’s reusable for every new milestone, keeping the magic alive! Our Tooth Fairy money holder promises to be a cherished part of your family's memories for years to come. Includes Toot Fairy Token Dimensions: Tooth with Crown: 7cm (L) x 9cm (W)  

Say hello to the Tooth Fairy’s Ultimate Sidekick—a timber tooth holder and money collector shaped just like, well, a tooth! Perfect for those exciting (and sometimes wobbly) milestones, this adorable handcrafted timber tooth holder makes losing a tooth feel extra magical. Handcrafted and hand-painted by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, it’s designed to safely store tiny teeth and ensure the Tooth Fairy leaves a little something special in return. Pop the tooth inside, tuck it under the pillow, and wake up to a surprise—no more scrambling for lost teeth in the bed! This keepsake is as practical as it is charming, making every tooth-losing adventure one to remember. Plus, it’s reusable for every new milestone, keeping the magic alive! Our Tooth Fairy money holder promises to be a cherished part of your family's memories for years to come. Includes Toot Fairy Token Dimensions: Tooth with Horn: 8cm (L) x 6.5cm (W)  

Say hello to the Tooth Fairy’s Ultimate Sidekick—a timber tooth holder and money collector shaped just like, well, a tooth! Perfect for those exciting (and sometimes wobbly) milestones, this adorable handcrafted timber tooth holder makes losing a tooth feel extra magical. Handcrafted and hand-painted by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, it’s designed to safely store tiny teeth and ensure the Tooth Fairy leaves a little something special in return. Pop the tooth inside, tuck it under the pillow, and wake up to a surprise—no more scrambling for lost teeth in the bed! This keepsake is as practical as it is charming, making every tooth-losing adventure one to remember. Plus, it’s reusable for every new milestone, keeping the magic alive! Our Tooth Fairy money holder promises to be a cherished part of your family's memories for years to come. Includes Toot Fairy Token Dimensions: Fairy and small tooth: 7.5cm (L) x 8cm (W)  

Say hello to the Tooth Fairy’s Ultimate Sidekick—a timber tooth holder and money collector shaped just like, well, a tooth! Perfect for those exciting (and sometimes wobbly) milestones, this adorable handcrafted timber tooth holder makes losing a tooth feel extra magical. Handcrafted and hand-painted by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, it’s designed to safely store tiny teeth and ensure the Tooth Fairy leaves a little something special in return. Pop the tooth inside, tuck it under the pillow, and wake up to a surprise—no more scrambling for lost teeth in the bed! This keepsake is as practical as it is charming, making every tooth-losing adventure one to remember. Plus, it’s reusable for every new milestone, keeping the magic alive! Our Tooth Fairy money holder promises to be a cherished part of your family's memories for years to come. Includes Toot Fairy Token Dimensions: Fairy and tooth: 7cm (L) x 11cm (W)  

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Triple Heart Drop Earrings – Pink Sunset EditionHandmade by Unicorn Fart Productions – Woodend, Victoria Turn up the charm with these romantic triple heart earrings — a cascade of colour, sparkle, and sass. Starting with a glowing iridescent peach-pink heart, followed by a vibrant fuchsia middle, and finishing with a bold, glitter-packed base — this trio is the ultimate love story for your ears. Product Features: Handmade in Woodend, Regional Victoria Layered heart design: iridescent top, matte pink middle, glittery pink bottom Lightweight acrylic for maximum comfort and sparkle Silver-toned hooks for a clean, polished look Perfect for Valentine’s Day, date nights, gal pal gifts, or playful everyday wear Made to order with a dash of fun and a whole lot of heart Sweet, sparkly, and impossible to ignore — these earrings are your go-to for spreading good vibes and glitter wherever you go.

Triple Heart Drop EarringsHandmade by Unicorn Fart Productions – Woodend, Victoria Fall in love three times over with these colourful heart drop earrings. A trio of hearts stacked for maximum charm — featuring a soft yellow top, a dreamy translucent aqua middle, and a dazzling glitter heart at the base. These earrings are made to stand out and sparkle from every angle. Product Features: Handmade in Woodend, Regional Victoria Triple heart design in vibrant layers: yellow, translucent aqua, and multicolour glitter Middle heart crafted from translucent acrylic that glows subtly in the light Lightweight and comfy enough for all-day fun Silver-toned hooks for a polished, modern look Perfect for parties, festivals, gifting, or when your outfit just needs a little extra love From playful vibes to bold self-expression, these earrings are a celebration of colour, creativity, and individuality — just like you.

Triple Star Drop EarringsHandmade by Unicorn Fart Productions – Woodend, Victoria Shine bright with this trio of dazzling stars — a bold combination of colour and sparkle stacked to perfection. Featuring vibrant green and red stars paired with a multicolour confetti-glitter star at the base, these earrings bring serious sparkle and joyful energy to any outfit. Product Features: Handmade in Woodend, Regional Victoria Triple star design in layered green, red, and glitter-filled acrylic Lightweight and easy to wear, perfect for all-day festive fun Silver-toned hooks to match the sparkle Ideal for Christmas celebrations, parties, or brightening up a casual look Made to order for a unique, handmade finish Whether you’re dancing under fairy lights or gifting something special to a star in your life, these earrings are made to light up the moment.

Cat-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Tuna Turner Because no garden is complete without a little feline flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky cat-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of whiskered charm to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as fun as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring personality, colour, and a little bit of cattitude to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two cats are exactly alike, just like no two garden adventures are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Cat Enthusiasts – Whether you have a real feline friend or just admire their independent spirit, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Designed to withstand the elements, just like a determined cat staring through a closed door. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, cat lovers, or anyone who enjoys a bit of playful personality in their plant collection. Whether it's watching over your herbs or judging your gardening skills from a safe distance, this feline friend will fit right in!

Twerking Fairy Plant Stake – Meet Twerk-erbell Because even fairies know how to shake things up in the garden! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky twerking fairy plant stake is here to bring a little sass and a whole lot of magic to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be fun, fabulous, and just a little bit mischievous—this unique piece adds whimsy, colour, and some fairy-sized dance moves to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two twerking fairies are exactly alike, just like no two dance moves in your backyard. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a sense of humour and a love for all things magical. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Fairy Enthusiasts – Whether you believe in fairies or just appreciate a good booty shake, this stake adds instant charm. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Designed to withstand the elements, because a fairy that can twerk through a storm is one worth keeping. A fun and fabulous gift for gardeners, fairy fans, or anyone who enjoys a little extra personality in their plant collection. Whether it’s adding a sprinkle of magic to your herbs or making your flowers feel like they’re at a fairy rave, this little twerking fairy will be right at home, shaking her wings in style!

Introducing the Walkies Twin Dog Lead Holder – a stylish and functional accessory designed to keep your pet essentials organised! Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this bone-shaped lead holder is perfect for adding charm to your entryway while ensuring those daily walkies are a breeze. Available in three stunning variations – classic black, modern white, and natural wood – each holder is laser-cut from quality materials and features sleek, raised lettering for a crisp finish. The dual hooks provide ample space to hang your dog’s lead, collar, or even your keys, making it both a practical and eye-catching addition to your home. Made in the Macedon Ranges, this lead holder blends the charm of handcrafted woodwork with the durability of laser precision, ensuring it remains for years to come. Whether you’re grabbing your dog’s gear for a walk or just keeping things neat and tidy, the “Walkies” holder is a must-have for any dog-loving household. Add some fun and organisation to your home today!

Unicorn Dreams – Handcrafted Unicorn Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Turn bedtime into dreamtime with our enchanting Unicorn Dreams Wall Clock – a whimsical, handcrafted timepiece that brings sparkle, colour, and a touch of magic to your little one’s room. Lovingly created by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned small business based in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is made from high-quality laser-cut wood and hand-painted with care, character, and creativity. The playful design features a sleeping unicorn in soft lilac, with glittering stars, a golden horn, flowing mane, and bold purple wings – all wrapped around a perfectly placed clock face at its belly. Blending soft pastel tones with pops of sparkle and glitter, this timepiece is equal parts functional and fairytale. It's ideal for nurseries, playrooms, or any space that could use a little extra enchantment. Easy-to-read numbers and smooth clock hands make it perfect for teaching kids how to tell the time – or simply adding a dose of joy to their daily routine. Whether you're decorating a dreamy nook or searching for the perfect handmade gift, Unicorn Dreams is a one-of-a-kind piece, made with love, right here in the Macedon Ranges. Support local. Spark imagination. And let every hour be a little more magical with Unicorn Dreams. Dimensions: 200mm (H) x 220mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

I am a urgent multitasked, I can listen, ignore and forget, all at the same time. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Thinking about you - Voodoo Doll Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humour to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

"Welcome" Hanging Cat Sign – Because Every Home Needs a Furry Greeter Step inside… if the cat allows it. This charming "Welcome" sign, featuring an inquisitive feline peeking over the top, sets the tone for a cat-friendly household. Whether you're a dedicated cat servant or just appreciate a warm and fuzzy greeting, this sign is a perfect way to add some personality to your entryway. Proudly designed and made in Woodend, Victoria by the creative minds at Unicorn Fart Productions, this laser-cut timber sign is crafted with care by our family-run business. It includes a built-in hanger on the back, making it easy to display wherever your cat deems appropriate. A great gift for cat lovers, homebodies, and anyone who knows that guests should always be approved by the household’s true ruler—the cat. Handmade in Australia, where the welcome is warm, but the side-eye from the cat is inevitable.

"Welcome" Hanging Cat Sign – A Warm Greeting with a Feline Touch Make every guest feel right at home—under the watchful eye of your resident cat, of course. This handcrafted wooden "Welcome" sign features an adorable kitty peeking over the top, ensuring your home’s first impression is as charming as it is cat-friendly. Expertly crafted from quality wood in Woodend, Victoria by the family-run team at Unicorn Fart Productions, this sign is laser-cut with precision and finished with love. It includes a built-in hanger on the back, making it easy to display in your entryway, porch, or anywhere that needs a little extra warmth and whimsy. A perfect gift for cat lovers, home decorators, or anyone who believes every great welcome starts with a purring approval. Proudly handmade in Australia, where the cats may own the house, but at least they let us live in it.

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Welcome Please leave by 9 Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for adding a touch of humor to your home. Made from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. Not only is this doormat functional, but it also adds personality to your home. Handmade in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, it adds an extra touch of charm to your doorstep. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material: Front - Coir, Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Add a touch of rustic charm and country warmth to your home with this adorable Highland Cow Welcome Sign, lovingly crafted by hand in Woodend, Victoria. Expertly Handmade – Designed and crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this sign is made with attention to detail, ensuring a unique and high-quality piece that radiates warmth and hospitality. Perfectly Sized at 25cm Diameter – Large enough to be a standout feature yet versatile enough to complement both indoor and outdoor spaces. Beautifully Designed – Featuring a charming Highland Cow adorned with a floral crown, this sign is delicately detailed with soft pastel tones and hand-drawn botanical elements, creating a welcoming and cozy feel. Ideal for Entryways, Porches, and Gardens – Whether you hang it by your front door, in your garden nook, or inside your farmhouse-inspired interior, this sign is a delightful addition to any space. Built to last, this locally handcrafted sign is perfect for both indoor and outdoor display, making it a fantastic choice for front porches, patios, and even barn-style decor. A Thoughtful Gift – Looking for a unique housewarming, birthday, or Mother’s Day gift? This Highland Cow Welcome Sign is a perfect choice for animal lovers, farmhouse enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates handcrafted art. Ready to Hang – Designed for effortless display, this sign is lightweight yet sturdy, ensuring an easy installation in any setting. Welcome guests in style with this handcrafted, Woodend-made Highland Cow sign – where country charm meets artistic elegance!

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Painted and UV Protected, Rubber Backed

Make a bold (and hilarious) first impression with this cheeky wall sign! Whether you're hosting a wild gathering, managing daily life, or just embracing the beautifully unpredictable mess that is existence—this sign says it all. With its stylish script and metallic shimmer, it adds just the right touch of sass and humour to any space. Perfect for party lovers, home bars, or anyone who thrives in controlled (or uncontrolled) chaos. Designed and created in Woodend, Victoria. Size: Perfectly sized to make a statement without overpowering your shitshow. Dimensions: 25cm Diameter

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

I'm, not responsible for what my face does when you talk. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

"Whatever, Darling" Acrylic EarringsLovingly made in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions Ready to wear your attitude loud and proud? These brilliantly bold acrylic earrings from Unicorn Fart Productions say exactly what you're thinking—without you having to utter a word. Handmade in the heart of Woodend by a quirky, creative family-run business, these one-of-a-kind accessories are all about personality, playfulness, and pure expression. Each earring features a stick-figure character giving the iconic "double salute"—a light-hearted nod to those days when you're just done with the nonsense. Equal parts cheeky and charming, they’re perfect for anyone who likes their fashion with a little fire and a lot of fun. Crafted from high-quality acrylic, they're incredibly lightweight and easy to wear, so you can strut your stuff all day without a hint of discomfort. The precision cut and glossy finish make them pop against any outfit, whether you're pairing them with jeans and a tee or dressing up for a night out where you know someone’s going to test your patience. These earrings are more than just accessories—they're a mood, a statement, and a conversation starter. And best of all, you’re supporting a local artist who’s bringing big personality to small-town Victoria, one fabulous pair at a time. So go on—channel your inner sass queen and let your earrings do the talking.