This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it‘s made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don‘t hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Welcome to your new favorite doormat! Our “Stay Awhile, Leave by 9” doormat strikes the perfect balance between hospitality and a subtle nudge for those late-night guests. It’s the ideal way to let your friends know they’re always welcome—just not too late! Handcrafted with love and a sprinkle of humor by Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this doormat is made to order, ensuring it adds a personal touch to your home. Product Highlights: Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions A fun reminder for guests to enjoy their stay but not overstay Made to order for custom charm and durability Built tough to handle all the foot traffic from those "just one more" visitors! Perfect for anyone who loves to entertain but also values their beauty sleep. Get your Stay Awhile, Leave by 9 doormat today and make your entrance both inviting and amusing! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected  

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

Stick Figure Holding Others Back Ornament Capture the holiday hustle with a smile using our "Stick Figure Holding Others Back" ornament, expertly handcrafted and hand-painted in Woodend, Victoria. This playful timber ornament tells the tale of that one relative who just *has* to control the chaos—or at least try! Perfectly imperfect, each stick figure is brought to life by our small family-owned business, ensuring that every ornament is as unique as your holiday memories. With its charmingly simple design, this piece serves as a humorous nod to the joys (and struggles) of getting everyone on the same page during the festive season. Whether it’s meant for the overzealous organiser in your life or as a cheeky addition to your own tree, this ornament is sure to spark laughter and a few knowing nods. Support local artisans while adding a dash of humor to your holiday decor—because nothing says Christmas quite like a good-natured attempt to keep things under control. Bring a bit of lighthearted fun to your festivities with our "Stick Figure Holding Others Back" ornament—proof that sometimes, it's the little things (and people) that make the holidays truly memorable! Size: 7cm Diameter

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

And yet, Despite this look on my face, you are still talking. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Sunny Side Up Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

Celebrate fresh, local eggs with this 25cm diameter handcrafted sign, designed to bring rustic charm and a touch of humour to any farm gate, backyard coop, or country home. Proudly made by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this sign is perfect for those who take pride in their feathered workforce and the freshest eggs in town. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed and crafted with care, ensuring a high-quality, locally made piece. 25cm Diameter – A great size that makes an impact while fitting seamlessly into various spaces. Durable Painted Finish – Ensures a smooth, long-lasting, and easy-to-maintain surface. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang for quick and effortless installation. Charming and Playful Design – Features the phrase "Support Your Local Egg Dealer" in bold lettering, accompanied by whimsical chicken illustrations for a fun, eye-catching touch. Perfect for Small-Scale Farmers and Egg Enthusiasts – Ideal for displaying at farm gates, chicken coops, or market stalls to show support for local, farm-fresh eggs. This sign makes a fantastic gift for backyard chicken keepers, homesteaders, or anyone who appreciates fresh, locally sourced produce. Handmade with attention to detail, it is a unique and charming addition to any rural or farm-inspired setting.

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery! Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants. Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling. Featuring engraved text like “Talk dirt to me”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery. Size: 11.5cm x 5cm Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨

Introduce your children to the world of craft with the DIY Mothers Day Gift pack! This handcrafted, laser cut timber project is perfect for kids who are looking to explore their creative side and make something special all on their own. With tools that have been designed specifically for kids, they can easily build the beautiful flower bouquet step by step and watch as it comes to life before their eyes. The kit includes laser cut pieces that your child can assemble following the instructions. To decorate, we’ve included a paint set and a paintbrush so they can personalise create their own unique design. It's also an ideal gift for kids of any age who loves being creative or just wants an engaging activity for themselves. Make this special craft project part of your little one’s learning experience today!

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

The Garden Helper 3D Printed Planter Always ready to dig, water, and look adorable doing it. Say hello to The Garden Helper, your pint-sized planter pal with big plant energy! With a watering can in one hand and a trowel in the other, this charming little character is all geared up to grow... well, you do the growing, but they’ll provide moral support (and serious cuteness). Lovingly 3D printed to order in Woodend, Victoria, this glossy blue garden hero is perfect for succulents, mini herbs, or faux foliage if you're more of a “plant admirer” than a “plant keeper-aliver.” Why You’ll Love Them: Comes with tools in hand, ready for planty adventures Finish in bold blue for a cheerful pop of colour Handmade to order with sustainable 3D printing in Woodend, VIC Lightweight but durable, tough enough for tiny jungles The ultimate desk mate, gift, or shelf conversation-starter Size Stats (For Those Who Like to Measure Twice): Bowl Diameter: 50mm Height: 130mm (hat not included, because it doesn’t have one) Width: 100mm (from tool to tool—this one works wide!) Whether you’re a green thumb or just here for the aesthetic, The Garden Helper brings joy, whimsy, and just enough sass to any plant party. P.S. Colours may look a little different depending on your screen, your lighting, and whether a rainbow passed by during the photo shoot. 

"The Jingle Gang" Christmas Earring Duo Handmade in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions Meet the merry mischief-makers of your jewellery box—The Jingle Gang! Whether you’re repping a cheeky gnome or Santa’s iconic beard, this festive duo of acrylic earrings is here to add serious sparkle and a lot of character to your Christmas season. First up, there’s "Merry Gnome-mas"—featuring bright green hats, flowing white beards, and enough whimsical charm to rival the elves themselves. These little guys are perfect for anyone who likes their Christmas with a side of quirky. Then we’ve got the "Jolly Beard Bros"—Santa-inspired stunners complete with bold beards and festive green caps. They’re cheeky, cheerful, and 100% ready to sleigh your next party outfit. Each pair is carefully handcrafted by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-run creative powerhouse based in Woodend, Victoria. Made from high-quality acrylic, they’re lightweight, bold, and designed for long wear—whether you're hitting the markets, hosting a feast, or simply spreading joy around town. Playful, bold, and packed with personality—The Jingle Gang is your go-to crew for festive flair.

The Mum Meter is the perfect gift for any mother who loves a good laugh! This handcrafted, laser-cut timber product displays a whimsical text that reads “Mum Meter. It is sure to bring a smile to your mum's face every time they look at it! This beautiful piece of craftsmanship will be an ideal addition to brighten up any room in the home. Additionally, its vibrancy and texture will make it a great conversation starter. Show your mum, sister or close friend just how much you care by gifting them this delightful piece that speaks volumes about your relationship. You can even opt for personalised engraving on the wood to add an extra special touch. No matter what the occasion might be, The Mum Meter makes for a timeless and thoughtful gift!

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Thinking about you. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 76mm x 72mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Handmade with a Wicked Twist – Straight from Woodend, Victoria Looking for a fun and slightly mischievous way to let someone know they’re on your mind? This handcrafted Voodoo Doll "We've Been Thinking of You" Sign is packed with character, humor, and just the right amount of eerie charm. Designed to be a conversation starter, it’s perfect for adding personality to any space, making a unique gift, or simply getting a few laughs from visitors. Crafted by the family-owned Unicorn Fart Productions, this multi-layer wooden sign is made with care and attention to detail. Each layer adds depth to the design, bringing the little voodoo doll to life with its stitched-up expression, heart patch, and a few well-placed pins for good measure. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria by a passionate, family-run business Multi-layer wooden construction, giving it a bold, eye-catching 3D effect Hand-painted and vinyl wrapped for a high-quality, long-lasting finish 25cm diameter – just the right size to make an impact without overpowering a space Hanging point on the back, making it easy to display on a wall, door, or anywhere that needs a little extra personality Whether you’re looking for a quirky gift, a unique décor piece, or a playful way to send a message, this sign is bound to stand out. With a mix of handcrafted quality, clever design, and a hint of dark humor, it’s a perfect addition to any collection.

Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery! Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants. Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling. Featuring engraved text like “Thirst Trap”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery. Size: 11.5cm x 5cm Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Thyme Nugget Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

"Tinsel Tits" Tired of the same old sweet and sappy Christmas decor? Say F*ck that! and step up your holiday game with our Adults-Only Potty-Mouthed Christmas Doormat! Made right here in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky masterpiece is designed for those who like their Christmas spirit served with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of profanity. Whether you're welcoming fellow misfits, scaring off carolers, or just making sure Santa knows you’re on the fun kind of naughty list, this mat is the perfect way to bring some sassy seasonal cheer to your doorstep. 🎄 Handcrafted with attitude.🎄 Built to withstand all the bullsh*t weather throws at it.🎄 Guaranteed to make guests laugh—or gasp. Get yours now and let your doormat do the swearing, so you don’t have to! Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir - UV Protected Rear - PVC 

Express your love for mum with this handmade acrylic keychain in a beautiful shade of pink. Engraved with the words "To the world you are a mother, but to me you are the world" it's the perfect way to show your appreciation. Let this keychain be a daily reminder of your love and gratitude. Designed and made in Woodend, Victoria, by a kid.. Dimensions: - Round - 6.0cm

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

Tooth Fairy Door Hanger – A Handcrafted Keepsake by Unicorn Fart Productions Turn the nightly visit from the Tooth Fairy into a treasured tradition with this beautifully handcrafted Tooth Fairy Door Hanger. Designed and made by Unicorn Fart Productions, a creative family business nestled in the heart of Woodend, Victoria, this piece is full of character, charm, and magical storytelling. Each hanger is crafted from premium speciality laser plywood, chosen for its durability and fine finish. The wood is laser-cut and etched with intricate detail, then brought to life with hand-painted accents and embellishments. A cheerful tooth character, complete with a painted smile, purple hair swoop, and blue bow tie, makes this piece instantly loveable. Above the tooth, the sign reads "Tooth Fairy – Please Stop Here", while a circular cut-out at the top adds an official touch with the inscription: "Official Tooth Fairy Pick Up and Drop Off Office." Small 3D stars and tiny wands add an extra sparkle of whimsy, making this not just a sign, but a magical invitation for the Tooth Fairy herself. The clever door hanger design means no more worrying about sneaking teeth under pillows. Simply hang it on your child’s bedroom door, and let the magic happen. Ideal for children who are just beginning to lose their baby teeth, this piece makes a thoughtful and imaginative gift. Whether it's for your own child, a grandchild, or a friend's little one, it’s a delightful way to add excitement and wonder to growing up. Proudly handmade in the Macedon Ranges, this is more than a product—it’s a memory in the making. Place for the tooth fairy's payment behind the tooth.

Unicorn Tooth Fairy Door Hanger – Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions Bring a little extra magic to the Tooth Fairy tradition with this handcrafted Unicorn Tooth Fairy Door Hanger, designed and created by the imaginative minds at Unicorn Fart Productions—a proudly local, family-run business in Woodend, Victoria. Laser-cut from high-quality speciality plywood, this enchanting piece is a blend of playful design and thoughtful craftsmanship. The centrepiece features an adorable smiling tooth character, complete with delicate closed eyes, rosy cheeks, and a whimsical golden unicorn horn. Crowned with hand-painted floral details in bright pastel tones, it captures the joyful essence of childhood wonder. Etched above is the message: “Tooth Fairy – Please stop here”, inviting the magical visitor with an official and heartwarming touch. The upper section includes a unique circular medallion engraved with “Official Tooth Fairy Pick Up and Drop Off Office”, adding a charming sense of ceremony to the exchange. Accented with vibrant yellow stars and laser-etched details, this door hanger is both decorative and functional. Simply place it on your child’s bedroom door, and let the Tooth Fairy know there’s a special delivery waiting. Ideal for gifting, keepsakes, or starting a treasured family tradition, this piece is made to be passed down or remembered for years to come. Locally made with care, creativity, and a little bit of unicorn sparkle—because every milestone deserves a little magic. Place for the tooth fairy's payment behind the tooth.

Cheeky Tooth Fairy Door Hanger – Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions Make every lost tooth a reason to smile with this fun and playful Cheeky Tooth Fairy Door Hanger, handcrafted by the creative team at Unicorn Fart Productions, a local family business based in Woodend, Victoria. Made from premium speciality laser plywood, each piece is carefully cut, engraved, and hand-painted to bring out its unique character. This version features a winking, confident tooth dressed in bright orange overalls, a blue top hat, and a cheeky grin that adds personality and flair. Silver stars surround the design, adding a playful twinkle that brings the entire piece to life. Etched with the words “Tooth Fairy – Please stop here”, this door hanger lets the Tooth Fairy know exactly where the next pickup is. At the top, a charming medallion reads “Official Tooth Fairy Pick Up and Drop Off Office”, completing the magical touch. This practical yet delightful design slips easily over any bedroom door handle—no more sneaking under pillows or worrying about teeth going missing. It’s a fun and memorable way to mark those special childhood milestones with style. Perfect for gifting to boys and girls alike, this version is bursting with charm, confidence, and handcrafted detail. Whether it's a first tooth or one of many, this door hanger turns every visit into a fun-filled memory. Lovingly made in the Macedon Ranges—because the Tooth Fairy deserves a proper welcome. Place for the tooth fairy's payment behind the tooth.

Royal Tooth Fairy Door Hanger – Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions Add a touch of royalty to the Tooth Fairy tradition with this Royal Tooth Fairy Door Hanger, lovingly handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned creative studio nestled in Woodend, Victoria. Made from premium speciality laser plywood, this delightful piece features a smart and smiling tooth character wearing oversized round glasses, rosy cheeks, and a bright green bow tie—topped off with a golden crown for that extra royal flair. It’s a playful, confident design made to celebrate those big-little moments when a child loses a tooth and eagerly awaits a visit from the fairy realm. Engraved with “Tooth Fairy – Please stop here” and surrounded by hand-painted stars, this hanger is both functional and fun. The circular badge at the top reads “Official Tooth Fairy Pick Up and Drop Off Office”, letting the Tooth Fairy know this stop is officially registered and ready for business. Designed to hang easily over any bedroom door handle, this charming sign eliminates the under-pillow struggle and makes the experience a whole lot more magical—for both kids and parents. Whether it’s their first wobbly tooth or the last one in the lineup, this piece creates a heartwarming tradition filled with wonder, anticipation, and just the right amount of sparkle. Made locally with creativity, care, and a pinch of fairy dust—because losing a tooth should always feel like gaining a little magic. Place for the tooth fairy's payment behind the tooth.

Say hello to the Tooth Fairy’s Ultimate Sidekick—a timber tooth holder and money collector shaped just like, well, a tooth! Perfect for those exciting (and sometimes wobbly) milestones, this adorable handcrafted timber tooth holder makes losing a tooth feel extra magical. Handcrafted and hand-painted by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, it’s designed to safely store tiny teeth and ensure the Tooth Fairy leaves a little something special in return. Pop the tooth inside, tuck it under the pillow, and wake up to a surprise—no more scrambling for lost teeth in the bed! This keepsake is as practical as it is charming, making every tooth-losing adventure one to remember. Plus, it’s reusable for every new milestone, keeping the magic alive! Our Tooth Fairy money holder promises to be a cherished part of your family's memories for years to come. Includes Toot Fairy Token Dimensions: Tooth with Bow: 7cm (L) x 9cm (W)  

Say hello to the Tooth Fairy’s Ultimate Sidekick—a timber tooth holder and money collector shaped just like, well, a tooth! Perfect for those exciting (and sometimes wobbly) milestones, this adorable handcrafted timber tooth holder makes losing a tooth feel extra magical. Handcrafted and hand-painted by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, it’s designed to safely store tiny teeth and ensure the Tooth Fairy leaves a little something special in return. Pop the tooth inside, tuck it under the pillow, and wake up to a surprise—no more scrambling for lost teeth in the bed! This keepsake is as practical as it is charming, making every tooth-losing adventure one to remember. Plus, it’s reusable for every new milestone, keeping the magic alive! Our Tooth Fairy money holder promises to be a cherished part of your family's memories for years to come. Includes Toot Fairy Token Dimensions: Tooth with Crown: 7cm (L) x 9cm (W)  

Say hello to the Tooth Fairy’s Ultimate Sidekick—a timber tooth holder and money collector shaped just like, well, a tooth! Perfect for those exciting (and sometimes wobbly) milestones, this adorable handcrafted timber tooth holder makes losing a tooth feel extra magical. Handcrafted and hand-painted by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, it’s designed to safely store tiny teeth and ensure the Tooth Fairy leaves a little something special in return. Pop the tooth inside, tuck it under the pillow, and wake up to a surprise—no more scrambling for lost teeth in the bed! This keepsake is as practical as it is charming, making every tooth-losing adventure one to remember. Plus, it’s reusable for every new milestone, keeping the magic alive! Our Tooth Fairy money holder promises to be a cherished part of your family's memories for years to come. Includes Toot Fairy Token Dimensions: Tooth with Horn: 8cm (L) x 6.5cm (W)  

Say hello to the Tooth Fairy’s Ultimate Sidekick—a timber tooth holder and money collector shaped just like, well, a tooth! Perfect for those exciting (and sometimes wobbly) milestones, this adorable handcrafted timber tooth holder makes losing a tooth feel extra magical. Handcrafted and hand-painted by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, it’s designed to safely store tiny teeth and ensure the Tooth Fairy leaves a little something special in return. Pop the tooth inside, tuck it under the pillow, and wake up to a surprise—no more scrambling for lost teeth in the bed! This keepsake is as practical as it is charming, making every tooth-losing adventure one to remember. Plus, it’s reusable for every new milestone, keeping the magic alive! Our Tooth Fairy money holder promises to be a cherished part of your family's memories for years to come. Includes Toot Fairy Token Dimensions: Fairy and small tooth: 7.5cm (L) x 8cm (W)  

Say hello to the Tooth Fairy’s Ultimate Sidekick—a timber tooth holder and money collector shaped just like, well, a tooth! Perfect for those exciting (and sometimes wobbly) milestones, this adorable handcrafted timber tooth holder makes losing a tooth feel extra magical. Handcrafted and hand-painted by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, it’s designed to safely store tiny teeth and ensure the Tooth Fairy leaves a little something special in return. Pop the tooth inside, tuck it under the pillow, and wake up to a surprise—no more scrambling for lost teeth in the bed! This keepsake is as practical as it is charming, making every tooth-losing adventure one to remember. Plus, it’s reusable for every new milestone, keeping the magic alive! Our Tooth Fairy money holder promises to be a cherished part of your family's memories for years to come. Includes Toot Fairy Token Dimensions: Fairy and tooth: 7cm (L) x 11cm (W)  

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Triple Heart Drop Earrings – Pink Sunset EditionHandmade by Unicorn Fart Productions – Woodend, Victoria Turn up the charm with these romantic triple heart earrings — a cascade of colour, sparkle, and sass. Starting with a glowing iridescent peach-pink heart, followed by a vibrant fuchsia middle, and finishing with a bold, glitter-packed base — this trio is the ultimate love story for your ears. Product Features: Handmade in Woodend, Regional Victoria Layered heart design: iridescent top, matte pink middle, glittery pink bottom Lightweight acrylic for maximum comfort and sparkle Silver-toned hooks for a clean, polished look Perfect for Valentine’s Day, date nights, gal pal gifts, or playful everyday wear Made to order with a dash of fun and a whole lot of heart Sweet, sparkly, and impossible to ignore — these earrings are your go-to for spreading good vibes and glitter wherever you go.

Triple Heart Drop EarringsHandmade by Unicorn Fart Productions – Woodend, Victoria Fall in love three times over with these colourful heart drop earrings. A trio of hearts stacked for maximum charm — featuring a soft yellow top, a dreamy translucent aqua middle, and a dazzling glitter heart at the base. These earrings are made to stand out and sparkle from every angle. Product Features: Handmade in Woodend, Regional Victoria Triple heart design in vibrant layers: yellow, translucent aqua, and multicolour glitter Middle heart crafted from translucent acrylic that glows subtly in the light Lightweight and comfy enough for all-day fun Silver-toned hooks for a polished, modern look Perfect for parties, festivals, gifting, or when your outfit just needs a little extra love From playful vibes to bold self-expression, these earrings are a celebration of colour, creativity, and individuality — just like you.

Triple Star Drop EarringsHandmade by Unicorn Fart Productions – Woodend, Victoria Shine bright with this trio of dazzling stars — a bold combination of colour and sparkle stacked to perfection. Featuring vibrant green and red stars paired with a multicolour confetti-glitter star at the base, these earrings bring serious sparkle and joyful energy to any outfit. Product Features: Handmade in Woodend, Regional Victoria Triple star design in layered green, red, and glitter-filled acrylic Lightweight and easy to wear, perfect for all-day festive fun Silver-toned hooks to match the sparkle Ideal for Christmas celebrations, parties, or brightening up a casual look Made to order for a unique, handmade finish Whether you’re dancing under fairy lights or gifting something special to a star in your life, these earrings are made to light up the moment.

Cat-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Tuna Turner Because no garden is complete without a little feline flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky cat-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of whiskered charm to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as fun as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring personality, colour, and a little bit of cattitude to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two cats are exactly alike, just like no two garden adventures are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Cat Enthusiasts – Whether you have a real feline friend or just admire their independent spirit, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Designed to withstand the elements, just like a determined cat staring through a closed door. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, cat lovers, or anyone who enjoys a bit of playful personality in their plant collection. Whether it's watching over your herbs or judging your gardening skills from a safe distance, this feline friend will fit right in!