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Twerk-erbell
$2.50
$3.00
Twerking Fairy Plant Stake – Meet Twerk-erbell
Because even fairies know how to shake things up in the garden!
Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky twerking fairy plant stake is here to bring a little sass and a whole lot of magic to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be fun, fabulous, and just a little bit mischievous—this unique piece adds whimsy, colour, and some fairy-sized dance moves to your green space.
Hand-Painted & Unique – No two twerking fairies are exactly alike, just like no two dance moves in your backyard.
Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a sense of humour and a love for all things magical.
Perfect for Plant Lovers & Fairy Enthusiasts – Whether you believe in fairies or just appreciate a good booty shake, this stake adds instant charm.
Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Designed to withstand the elements, because a fairy that can twerk through a storm is one worth keeping.
A fun and fabulous gift for gardeners, fairy fans, or anyone who enjoys a little extra personality in their plant collection. Whether it’s adding a sprinkle of magic to your herbs or making your flowers feel like they’re at a fairy rave, this little twerking fairy will be right at home, shaking her wings in style!
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Twin Dog Leash Holder - Walkies
from $30.00
$38.00
Introducing the Walkies Twin Dog Lead Holder – a stylish and functional accessory designed to keep your pet essentials organised!
Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this bone-shaped lead holder is perfect for adding charm to your entryway while ensuring those daily walkies are a breeze.
Available in three stunning variations – classic black, modern white, and natural wood – each holder is laser-cut from quality materials and features sleek, raised lettering for a crisp finish. The dual hooks provide ample space to hang your dog’s lead, collar, or even your keys, making it both a practical and eye-catching addition to your home.
Made in the Macedon Ranges, this lead holder blends the charm of handcrafted woodwork with the durability of laser precision, ensuring it remains for years to come.
Whether you’re grabbing your dog’s gear for a walk or just keeping things neat and tidy, the “Walkies” holder is a must-have for any dog-loving household.
Add some fun and organisation to your home today!
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Unicorn Dreams
$25.00
$30.00
Unicorn Dreams – Handcrafted Unicorn Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions
Turn bedtime into dreamtime with our enchanting Unicorn Dreams Wall Clock – a whimsical, handcrafted timepiece that brings sparkle, colour, and a touch of magic to your little one’s room.
Lovingly created by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned small business based in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is made from high-quality laser-cut wood and hand-painted with care, character, and creativity. The playful design features a sleeping unicorn in soft lilac, with glittering stars, a golden horn, flowing mane, and bold purple wings – all wrapped around a perfectly placed clock face at its belly.
Blending soft pastel tones with pops of sparkle and glitter, this timepiece is equal parts functional and fairytale. It's ideal for nurseries, playrooms, or any space that could use a little extra enchantment. Easy-to-read numbers and smooth clock hands make it perfect for teaching kids how to tell the time – or simply adding a dose of joy to their daily routine.
Whether you're decorating a dreamy nook or searching for the perfect handmade gift, Unicorn Dreams is a one-of-a-kind piece, made with love, right here in the Macedon Ranges.
Support local. Spark imagination. And let every hour be a little more magical with Unicorn Dreams.
Dimensions: 200mm (H) x 220mm (W)
Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply
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Urgent Multitasker
$5.00
$9.50
I am a urgent multitasked, I can listen, ignore and forget, all at the same time.
Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them).
Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style.
Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might).
Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!
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Vibrators & the Naughty Ornaments
$10.00
$18.00
Vibrators & the Naughty List: Buzzin' with Holiday Cheer
Who says being on the naughty list is a bad thing?
Our "Vibrators & the Naughty List" ornament is here to bring some buzz to your holiday season!
Handcrafted from high-quality plywood and laser-engraved with precision, this cheeky decoration is for those who know how to keep things fun—even when Santa’s not looking.
Made in Woodend, Victoria, it’s a playful nod to your wild side and the perfect way to support a family-owned local business. Because this year, the naughty list is where the fun really begins!
Size: 7cm Diameter
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Voodoo, Thinking about
$5.00
$9.50
Thinking about you - Voodoo Doll
Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them).
Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style.
Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might).
Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!
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Wait while I locate my pants Doormat
$48.50
$60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humour to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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WATER ME
$2.50
$3.00
Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
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We see you Know you Have Pizza Doormat
$48.50
$60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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We see you Know you Have Taco Doormat
$48.50
$60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Welcome - Meow
$18.00
$25.00
"Welcome" Hanging Cat Sign – Because Every Home Needs a Furry Greeter
Step inside… if the cat allows it. This charming "Welcome" sign, featuring an inquisitive feline peeking over the top, sets the tone for a cat-friendly household. Whether you're a dedicated cat servant or just appreciate a warm and fuzzy greeting, this sign is a perfect way to add some personality to your entryway.
Proudly designed and made in Woodend, Victoria by the creative minds at Unicorn Fart Productions, this laser-cut timber sign is crafted with care by our family-run business. It includes a built-in hanger on the back, making it easy to display wherever your cat deems appropriate.
A great gift for cat lovers, homebodies, and anyone who knows that guests should always be approved by the household’s true ruler—the cat. Handmade in Australia, where the welcome is warm, but the side-eye from the cat is inevitable.
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Welcome - Peaking
$18.00
$25.00
"Welcome" Hanging Cat Sign – A Warm Greeting with a Feline Touch
Make every guest feel right at home—under the watchful eye of your resident cat, of course. This handcrafted wooden "Welcome" sign features an adorable kitty peeking over the top, ensuring your home’s first impression is as charming as it is cat-friendly.
Expertly crafted from quality wood in Woodend, Victoria by the family-run team at Unicorn Fart Productions, this sign is laser-cut with precision and finished with love. It includes a built-in hanger on the back, making it easy to display in your entryway, porch, or anywhere that needs a little extra warmth and whimsy.
A perfect gift for cat lovers, home decorators, or anyone who believes every great welcome starts with a purring approval. Proudly handmade in Australia, where the cats may own the house, but at least they let us live in it.
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Welcome hope you brought Beer Doormat
$48.50
$60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Welcome hope you brought Pizza Doormat
$48.50
$60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Welcome hope you brought Wine Doormat
$48.50
$60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Welcome Please leave by 9 Doormat
$48.50
$60.00
Welcome Please leave by 9 Doormat
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for adding a touch of humor to your home. Made from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
Not only is this doormat functional, but it also adds personality to your home. Handmade in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, it adds an extra touch of charm to your doorstep. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material: Front - Coir, Rear - PVC
Painted and UV Protected
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Welcome Sign
$20.00
$25.00
Add a touch of rustic charm and country warmth to your home with this adorable Highland Cow Welcome Sign, lovingly crafted by hand in Woodend, Victoria.
Expertly Handmade – Designed and crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this sign is made with attention to detail, ensuring a unique and high-quality piece that radiates warmth and hospitality.
Perfectly Sized at 25cm Diameter – Large enough to be a standout feature yet versatile enough to complement both indoor and outdoor spaces.
Beautifully Designed – Featuring a charming Highland Cow adorned with a floral crown, this sign is delicately detailed with soft pastel tones and hand-drawn botanical elements, creating a welcoming and cozy feel.
Ideal for Entryways, Porches, and Gardens – Whether you hang it by your front door, in your garden nook, or inside your farmhouse-inspired interior, this sign is a delightful addition to any space.
Built to last, this locally handcrafted sign is perfect for both indoor and outdoor display, making it a fantastic choice for front porches, patios, and even barn-style decor.
A Thoughtful Gift – Looking for a unique housewarming, birthday, or Mother’s Day gift? This Highland Cow Welcome Sign is a perfect choice for animal lovers, farmhouse enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates handcrafted art.
Ready to Hang – Designed for effortless display, this sign is lightweight yet sturdy, ensuring an easy installation in any setting.
Welcome guests in style with this handcrafted, Woodend-made Highland Cow sign – where country charm meets artistic elegance!
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Welcome to our home paw print Doormat
$48.50
$60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Painted and UV Protected, Rubber Backed
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Welcome to the Shitshow
$20.00
$25.00
Make a bold (and hilarious) first impression with this cheeky wall sign! Whether you're hosting a wild gathering, managing daily life, or just embracing the beautifully unpredictable mess that is existence—this sign says it all.
With its stylish script and metallic shimmer, it adds just the right touch of sass and humour to any space. Perfect for party lovers, home bars, or anyone who thrives in controlled (or uncontrolled) chaos.
Designed and created in Woodend, Victoria.
Size: Perfectly sized to make a statement without overpowering your shitshow.
Dimensions: 25cm Diameter
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Well Come on in Doormat
$48.50
$60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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What are thooose? Doormat
$48.50
$60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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What my face does
$5.00
$9.50
I'm, not responsible for what my face does when you talk.
Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them).
Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style.
Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might).
Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!
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What the Fucclent
$2.50
$3.00
Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
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WHAT UP SUCCA
$2.50
$3.00
Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
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Whatever Darling
$5.00
$25.00
"Whatever, Darling" Acrylic EarringsLovingly made in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions
Ready to wear your attitude loud and proud? These brilliantly bold acrylic earrings from Unicorn Fart Productions say exactly what you're thinking—without you having to utter a word. Handmade in the heart of Woodend by a quirky, creative family-run business, these one-of-a-kind accessories are all about personality, playfulness, and pure expression.
Each earring features a stick-figure character giving the iconic "double salute"—a light-hearted nod to those days when you're just done with the nonsense. Equal parts cheeky and charming, they’re perfect for anyone who likes their fashion with a little fire and a lot of fun.
Crafted from high-quality acrylic, they're incredibly lightweight and easy to wear, so you can strut your stuff all day without a hint of discomfort. The precision cut and glossy finish make them pop against any outfit, whether you're pairing them with jeans and a tee or dressing up for a night out where you know someone’s going to test your patience.
These earrings are more than just accessories—they're a mood, a statement, and a conversation starter. And best of all, you’re supporting a local artist who’s bringing big personality to small-town Victoria, one fabulous pair at a time.
So go on—channel your inner sass queen and let your earrings do the talking.
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When I cared
$5.00
$9.50
RIP - In memory of when i cared.
Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them).
Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style.
Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might).
Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!
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WHEN I DROOP YOU DROOP WE DROOP
$2.50
$3.00
Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
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When nanny makes it
$8.00
$10.00
"Everything tastes better when Nanny makes it " Wooden Spoon
Because someone has to make sure the food is up to standard!
This laser-engraved wooden spoon is a must-have for the self-appointed quality control expert in your kitchen. Whether they’re sneaking spoonfuls of cookie dough, testing the pasta “just one more time,” or making sure the icing isn’t too sweet, this spoon makes their role official!
Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is perfect for taste testers of all ages who take their job very seriously.
Laser-Engraved for Maximum Authority – Now there’s no arguing when someone says, "Everything tastes better when nanny makes it"
Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed by a family-run business that understands the fine art of kitchen “sampling.”
High-Quality Beechwood – Durable, lightweight, and ready for all your stirring, mixing, and tasting needs.
The Perfect Gift for Foodies & Sneaky Snackers – Ideal for bakers, home chefs, kids who love to “help,” and anyone who believes taste-testing is a full-time job.
A Fun and Functional Addition to Any Kitchen – Because if you're going to steal bites, you might as well do it with an official spoon.
Whether you're the head chef, the sous chef, or just the lucky one who gets first dibs, this spoon is your official badge of honour. Add it to your collection or gift it to the taste tester in your life!
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When visiting my home Boxer Doormat
$48.50
$60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Will not Answer on Game Day Doormat
$48.50
$60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Win a Dog
$48.50
$60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Wine and Cheese Serving Board with Handle
$35.00
$40.00
Elevate your entertaining game with this beautifully handcrafted wooden serving board, a true showstopper from Unicorn Fart Productions, nestled in the heart of the Macedon Ranges.
Made from quality timber and engraved with a striking sunflower design, this board is as practical as it is pretty. The whimsical engraving, "Wine & Cheese, Pairs well with friends," adds a playful touch, making it the ideal conversation starter at any gathering.
With its smooth handle for easy serving and ample space for arranging your finest cheese and charcuterie, this board combines functionality with a splash of fun.
Whether you're hosting an intimate wine night or a lively dinner party, this piece brings a rustic yet stylish charm to your table. Perfect for those who love to entertain—or even those who just enjoy indulging in a solo snack session—this serving board adds warmth, humor, and a touch of artisanal craftsmanship to your kitchen.
Handmade by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions, this serving board is a little slice of the Macedon Ranges brought right to your home. Whether it's wine, cheese, or laughter, this board ensures everything is better when shared with friends.
Dimensions: 52cm(L) x 17cm (W) x 1.9cm(D)
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Wipe your paws Doormat
$48.50
$60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Wipe your paws Doormat with Border
$48.50
$60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Wipe your paws fancy Doormat
$48.50
$60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humour to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Wipe your scary feet Doormat
$48.50
$60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Wish Upon a Star
$5.00
$25.00
"Wish Upon a Star" Acrylic EarringsHandmade in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions
Catch a little magic and wear it proudly with these "Wish Upon a Star" earrings—an enchanting combo of sparkle, stardust, and playful charm, handmade with love by the imaginative minds at Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria.
Each earring features a bold yellow star dangling below a twinkle of mini metallic confetti and rainbow gem details, like a tiny explosion of dreams in earring form. They’re light, bright, and made to make you shine—literally.
Whether you're making a wish, chasing a dream, or just want a little extra glow in your outfit, this pair brings the fun. They’re perfect for stargazers, daydreamers, festival-goers, and anyone who knows that a little sparkle goes a long way.
Handcrafted by a local family of creatives who believe jewellery should be anything but ordinary, these earrings are your new go-to for bringing joy to your lobes and smiles to your day.
Shine bright, sparkle often, and never stop wishing.
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Wooden Board - Char.Cu.Terie Serving board on legs
$35.00
$55.00
Introducing the Wooden serving board on legs, the perfect addition to your next party or holiday gathering.
This handcrafted acacia wood serving board is perfect for serving up holiday pies, sandwiches, or appetizers.
char.cu.te.rie (noun)
1) French term for a branch of cooking devoted to prepared meat products
2) Adult Lunchables.
So add the Wooden Serving Board with legs to your holiday shopping list and make your next party or gathering a memorable one.
Dimensions/Size: 5cm (H) x 42cm (W) x 20cm (D)
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Wooden Board - Charcuterie, Snacks just more pretentious
$35.00
$55.00
Introducing the Wooden serving board, the perfect addition to your next party or holiday gathering.
This handcrafted acacia wood serving board is perfect for serving up holiday pies, sandwiches, or appetisers.
Charcuterie, Snacks, just more pretentious
So add the Wooden Serving Board to your holiday shopping list and make your next party or gathering a memorable one.
Dimensions/Size: 20cm (H) x 35cm (W) x 2.2cm (D)
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Wooden Board - Friendship is built on Sarcasm
$35.00
$55.00
Introducing the Wooden serving board, the perfect addition to your next party or holiday gathering.
This handcrafted acacia wood serving board is perfect for serving up holiday pies, sandwiches, or appetisers.
Our Friendship is built on Sarcasm and Shenanigans
So add the Wooden Serving Board to your holiday shopping list and make your next party or gathering a memorable one.
Dimensions/Size: 20cm (H) x 35cm (W) x 2.2cm (D)
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Wooden Board - I Workout
$35.00
$55.00
Introducing the Wooden serving board with legs is the perfect addition to your next party or holiday gathering.
This handcrafted serving board is perfect for serving up holiday pies, sandwiches, or appetisers.
I Workout
So add the Wooden Serving Board to your holiday shopping list and make your next party or gathering a memorable one.
Dimensions/Size: 56cm (L) x 20cm (W) x 4cm (D)
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Wooden Board - Snacks are gone
$35.00
$55.00
Introducing the Wooden serving board, the perfect addition to your next party or holiday gathering.
This handcrafted acacia wood serving board is perfect for serving up holiday pies, sandwiches, or appetisers.
If you can read this the snacks are gone and its time to go home.
So add the Wooden Serving Board to your holiday shopping list and make your next party or gathering a memorable one.
Dimensions/Size: 20cm (H) x 35cm (W) x 2.2cm (D)
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Wooden Board with handle - I Workout
$25.00
$45.00
Introducing the Wooden serving board with legs is the perfect addition to your next party or holiday gathering.
This handcrafted Bamboo serving board is perfect for serving up holiday pies, sandwiches, or appetizers.
I Workout
So add the Wooden Serving Board to your holiday shopping list and make your next party or gathering a memorable one.
Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - Drunk guardian angel
$5.00
Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – because your fridge deserves a touch of wit and humour! Crafted with care and a dash of sass, these magnets add a unique and cheeky flair to your kitchen decor.
Each magnet is meticulously handcrafted from wood, ensuring durability and a rustic charm that stands out. The sarcastic quotes and witty phrases are laser-engraved onto the wood, creating a lasting impression that's sure to spark laughter and conversation.
These magnets are not just functional but also a stylish way to express your sense of humour. Whether you're holding up a grocery list or displaying your favourite takeout menu, these sarcastic magnets will bring a smile to your face every time you open the fridge.
Upgrade your kitchen game with a dose of sarcasm and a touch of craftsmanship. These magnets also make for a fantastic and humorous gift for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh. Spice up your fridge decor and make a statement with our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – where wit meets woodworking!
Get ready to turn your fridge into the coolest and most sarcastic spot in the house. Grab your set now and let the laughter magnetically stick around!
Made in the Macedon Ranges
Size: 55mm x 80mm x 3mm
Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - Ever feel like
$5.00
Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – because your fridge deserves a touch of wit and humour! Crafted with care and a dash of sass, these magnets add a unique and cheeky flair to your kitchen decor.
Each magnet is meticulously handcrafted from wood, ensuring durability and a rustic charm that stands out. The sarcastic quotes and witty phrases are laser-engraved onto the wood, creating a lasting impression that's sure to spark laughter and conversation.
These magnets are not just functional but also a stylish way to express your sense of humour. Whether you're holding up a grocery list or displaying your favourite takeout menu, these sarcastic magnets will bring a smile to your face every time you open the fridge.
Upgrade your kitchen game with a dose of sarcasm and a touch of craftsmanship. These magnets also make for a fantastic and humorous gift for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh. Spice up your fridge decor and make a statement with our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – where wit meets woodworking!
Get ready to turn your fridge into the coolest and most sarcastic spot in the house. Grab your set now and let the laughter magnetically stick around!
Made in the Macedon Ranges
Size: 55mm x 80mm x 3mm
Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - Good things come...
$5.00
Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – because your fridge deserves a touch of wit and humour! Crafted with care and a dash of sass, these magnets add a unique and cheeky flair to your kitchen decor.
Each magnet is meticulously handcrafted from wood, ensuring durability and a rustic charm that stands out. The sarcastic quotes and witty phrases are laser-engraved onto the wood, creating a lasting impression that's sure to spark laughter and conversation.
These magnets are not just functional but also a stylish way to express your sense of humour. Whether you're holding up a grocery list or displaying your favourite takeout menu, these sarcastic magnets will bring a smile to your face every time you open the fridge.
Upgrade your kitchen game with a dose of sarcasm and a touch of craftsmanship. These magnets also make for a fantastic and humorous gift for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh. Spice up your fridge decor and make a statement with our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – where wit meets woodworking!
Get ready to turn your fridge into the coolest and most sarcastic spot in the house. Grab your set now and let the laughter magnetically stick around!
Made in the Macedon Ranges
Size: 60mm x 75mm x 3mm
Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - Hang on
$5.00
Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – because your fridge deserves a touch of wit and humour! Crafted with care and a dash of sass, these magnets add a unique and cheeky flair to your kitchen decor.
Each magnet is meticulously handcrafted from wood, ensuring durability and a rustic charm that stands out. The sarcastic quotes and witty phrases are laser-engraved onto the wood, creating a lasting impression that's sure to spark laughter and conversation.
These magnets are not just functional but also a stylish way to express your sense of humour. Whether you're holding up a grocery list or displaying your favourite takeout menu, these sarcastic magnets will bring a smile to your face every time you open the fridge.
Upgrade your kitchen game with a dose of sarcasm and a touch of craftsmanship. These magnets also make for a fantastic and humorous gift for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh. Spice up your fridge decor and make a statement with our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – where wit meets woodworking!
Get ready to turn your fridge into the coolest and most sarcastic spot in the house. Grab your set now and let the laughter magnetically stick around!
Made in the Macedon Ranges
Size: 55mm x 80mm x 3mm
Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - Have you ever...
$5.00
Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – because your fridge deserves a touch of wit and humour! Crafted with care and a dash of sass, these magnets add a unique and cheeky flair to your kitchen decor.
Each magnet is meticulously handcrafted from wood, ensuring durability and a rustic charm that stands out. The sarcastic quotes and witty phrases are laser-engraved onto the wood, creating a lasting impression that's sure to spark laughter and conversation.
These magnets are not just functional but also a stylish way to express your sense of humour. Whether you're holding up a grocery list or displaying your favourite takeout menu, these sarcastic magnets will bring a smile to your face every time you open the fridge.
Upgrade your kitchen game with a dose of sarcasm and a touch of craftsmanship. These magnets also make for a fantastic and humorous gift for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh. Spice up your fridge decor and make a statement with our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – where wit meets woodworking!
Get ready to turn your fridge into the coolest and most sarcastic spot in the house. Grab your set now and let the laughter magnetically stick around!
Made in the Macedon Ranges
Size: 55mm x 80mm x 3mm
Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - He bleived he...
$5.00
Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – because your fridge deserves a touch of wit and humour! Crafted with care and a dash of sass, these magnets add a unique and cheeky flair to your kitchen decor.
Each magnet is meticulously handcrafted from wood, ensuring durability and a rustic charm that stands out. The sarcastic quotes and witty phrases are laser-engraved onto the wood, creating a lasting impression that's sure to spark laughter and conversation.
These magnets are not just functional but also a stylish way to express your sense of humour. Whether you're holding up a grocery list or displaying your favourite takeout menu, these sarcastic magnets will bring a smile to your face every time you open the fridge.
Upgrade your kitchen game with a dose of sarcasm and a touch of craftsmanship. These magnets also make for a fantastic and humorous gift for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh. Spice up your fridge decor and make a statement with our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – where wit meets woodworking!
Get ready to turn your fridge into the coolest and most sarcastic spot in the house. Grab your set now and let the laughter magnetically stick around!
Made in the Macedon Ranges
Size: 60mm x 75mm x 3mm
Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - I cant see...
$5.00
Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – because your fridge deserves a touch of wit and humour! Crafted with care and a dash of sass, these magnets add a unique and cheeky flair to your kitchen decor.
Each magnet is meticulously handcrafted from wood, ensuring durability and a rustic charm that stands out. The sarcastic quotes and witty phrases are laser-engraved onto the wood, creating a lasting impression that's sure to spark laughter and conversation.
These magnets are not just functional but also a stylish way to express your sense of humour. Whether you're holding up a grocery list or displaying your favourite takeout menu, these sarcastic magnets will bring a smile to your face every time you open the fridge.
Upgrade your kitchen game with a dose of sarcasm and a touch of craftsmanship. These magnets also make for a fantastic and humorous gift for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh. Spice up your fridge decor and make a statement with our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – where wit meets woodworking!
Get ready to turn your fridge into the coolest and most sarcastic spot in the house. Grab your set now and let the laughter magnetically stick around!
Made in the Macedon Ranges
Size: 55mm x 80mm x 3mm