Sassy Plant Markers – “High Maintenance” & “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” For plants with attitude (and plant parents who get the joke). Some plants are drama queens, some are survivors, and some are… well, both. Enter our Sassy Plant Markers, the ultimate tongue-in-cheek accessories for your pots and planters. With bold phrases like “High Maintenance” and “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later”, these little signs do all the talking so your plants don’t have to. Made to order in Woodend, VIC with sustainable 3D printing, each marker is lightweight, durable, and weather-resistant—perfect for indoor jungles, windowsill herb gardens, or gifting to that one friend who kills every plant they touch. Why You’ll Love Them: Snarky engraved phrases: “High Maintenance” + “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” 3D printed to order with eco-friendly materials Crisp finish with bold black lettering Lightweight, sturdy & reusable Works in soil, pots, planters, or even as quirky gift toppers  Proudly made in Woodend, VIC  Size Stats: Height (including stake): 100 - 110mm Sign Width: 65 - 90mm Sign Height: 30 - 40mm Whether you’re a proud plant parent or a serial plant killer, these markers keep your green buddies looking good—even if their leaves are saying otherwise.  P.S. They won’t water your plants, but they will make you laugh when you forget to.

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

Introducing our Handcrafted Wooden Gift Card Holder for Father's Day Add your custom message on the back. Hey there, hero of the toolbox! We've crafted something just for you straight from the heart of Woodend, Victoria. Picture this: a finely engraved wooden gift card holder, lovingly made by a small family-run business. It's not just any holder—it's your go-to for storing those valuable cards that say, "Dad, you're the best!" Engraved with a dash of humor and a heap of truth, our holder proudly declares, "If Dad can't fix it, we're all Screwed." Because let's face it, Dad's DIY skills are legendary. From fixing wobbly chairs to rescuing tangled Christmas lights, he's the real MVP of household repairs. So, this Father's Day, treat him to something as solid as his handyman reputation. Our wooden holder isn't just a gift—it's a nod to Dad's can-do spirit and a reminder that with a little love and laughter, every fix-it challenge becomes a memorable adventure. Grab yours now and make Dad proud! Because with this holder in hand, there's no doubt he'll fix whatever comes his way—even if it's just putting a smile on your face.  

Add some fun and color to your keys with this handmade Sea Turtle shaped keychain!  The acrylic material changes color, making it a unique and playful accessory. The engraved outline adds a personal touch, making it a perfect gift for any Sea enthusiast. Designed and made in Woodend, Victoria, by a kid.. Dimensions: - 5.0 x 5.0cm

Elevate your holiday traditions with our exquisite Christmas tree decoration, laser engraved with your beloved dog breed, and meticulously handcrafted in the scenic Macedon Ranges. This isn't just any ornament—it's a personalised celebration of your furry family member, designed to add a touch of heartwarming charm to your festivities. Each decoration is crafted with utmost care and attention to detail, ensuring superior quality and durability. The laser engraving technique precisely captures the distinctive features of your dog breed, creating a stunning keepsake that sparkles amidst the holiday lights. Whether adorning your own tree or gifted to a fellow dog lover, our custom Christmas decoration embodies the spirit of handmade craftsmanship from the Macedon Ranges. Cherish the bond with your canine companion and celebrate this holiday season with a heartfelt tribute that shines with love and joy. Size: 7cm Diameter Made in Woodend, Victoria

Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery! Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants. Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling. Featuring engraved text like “Serial plant killer”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery. Size: 11.5cm x 5cm Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨

"Shit Stirrer" Wooden Spoon  Because some people stir more than just the pot! This laser-engraved wooden spoon is the perfect kitchen essential for the mischief-maker in your life. Whether they’re stirring sauces or stirring up drama, this utensil lets everyone know exactly what they’re about. Handmade by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is a funny, functional, and slightly cheeky addition to any kitchen. Laser-Engraved for Maximum Truth-Telling – Whether in the kitchen or in life, some people just can’t help but stir things up. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Created by a family-run business that knows a good spoon—and a good joke—when they see one. High-Quality Beechwood – Sturdy, durable, and ready for mixing, flipping, or just waving dramatically in conversations. The Perfect Gift – Ideal for kitchen pranksters, sarcastic friends, and anyone who embraces their inner shit stirrer. Guaranteed to Get Laughs – Just make sure the recipient actually cooks before handing them this spoon! Whether you’re cooking up something delicious or just making trouble, this spoon is a must-have for the ultimate stirrer in every household. Add it to your kitchen or gift it to someone who takes their stirring skills seriously!

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Attention, gentlemen! Before you step up, take a deep breath, and let’s have a moment of honesty… your aim needs work, and your measurements? Well, let’s just say "man inches" aren’t real. This laser-engraved, hand-painted, and vinyl-wrapped sign is the subtle (but not-so-subtle) reminder that standing closer is always a good idea. Handmade by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, it’s the perfect mix of humour and practicality. Precision Laser Engraving and Hand-Painted Details – Because if your aim can’t be sharp, at least your décor can be. Vinyl-Wrapped for Durability – Built to last, unlike your excuses for missing the mark. Locally Made in Woodend, Victoria – A handcrafted piece created with both artistry and a deep understanding of men’s overestimations. Ready to Hang – Includes rear mount, so installation is easier than convincing you to admit the truth. Classy Yet Hilarious – Because, mate, it’s not that long, and it never was. Ideal for pubs, home bathrooms, mancaves, or anywhere that sees a suspiciously high amount of "near misses." Whether it’s a cheeky gift or a necessity, this sign is guaranteed to get laughs—and hopefully improve aim.

Showing Unannounced Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material: Front - Coir, Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected.

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Front - Rubberised Painted and UV Protected Rear - Rubber Backed 

Welcome to the Shroom Sweet Shroom – where fairies pop in for tea and toadstool tales! Handcrafted with love (and a sprinkle of mischief) in the magical Macedon Ranges by the whimsical crew at Unicorn Fart Productions, this fairy door isn't just a door—it's a portal to pure enchantment. Our Shroom Sweet Shroom fairy door is bursting with personality: from its rosy red, polka-dotted toadstool roof to the cheerful picket fence and hand-painted blooms, it’s practically begging to be the centrepiece of your fairy garden or windowsill wonderland. Made from laser-cut wood and painted with care by our family-run team of crafty dreamers, this one-of-a-kind piece is proof that fairy tales are alive and well—and living in miniature mushroom houses. Whether you're welcoming woodland spirits, delighting tiny humans, or simply adding a touch of whimsy to your shelf life, this handcrafted fairy door is your ticket to everyday magic. Dimensions: 110 x 120mm

“Shut the Front Door” DoormatHandmade by Unicorn Fart Productions – Woodend, Victoria Bring a bit of sass and a whole lot of personality to your doorstep with our bestselling “Shut the Front Door” doormat. It's the perfect mix of humour and hospitality — guaranteed to make guests smile before they’ve even knocked. Product Features: Handmade in Woodend, Regional Victoria Bold black lettering printed on durable, natural coir mat Non-slip backing for safe and secure use Ideal size for standard front doors (measures approx. 60x40cm) Helps trap dirt while delivering a laugh Made to order, so every mat is crafted with care Perfect for housewarmings, gift-giving, or just elevating your own entryway with some playful charm. Practical, stylish, and just the right amount of cheeky.

Looking for a key chain that will make your keys easy to find and access? Look no further than this Hand Crafted silicone key chain with clip! Made of durable and long lasting silicone, this key chain is perfect for attaching to your keys, purse, or backpack. With its handy clip, you'll be able to keep your keys close at hand without having to worry about losing them.

Looking for a key chain that will make your keys easy to find and access? Look no further than this Hand Crafted silicone key chain with clip! Made of durable and long lasting silicone, this key chain is perfect for attaching to your keys, purse, or backpack. With its handy clip, you'll be able to keep your keys close at hand without having to worry about losing them.

Looking for a key chain that will make your keys easy to find and access? Look no further than this Hand Crafted silicone key chain with clip! Made of durable and long lasting silicone, this key chain is perfect for attaching to your keys, purse, or backpack. With its handy clip, you'll be able to keep your keys close at hand without having to worry about losing them.

Looking for a key chain that will make your keys easy to find and access? Look no further than this Hand Crafted silicone key chain with clip! Made of durable and long lasting silicone, this key chain is perfect for attaching to your keys, purse, or backpack. With its handy clip, you'll be able to keep your keys close at hand without having to worry about losing them.

Meet the Sir Pecks a Lot Bring a little farm-fresh charm into your home with this hand-painted wooden hen magnet, a lovingly crafted piece made in Woodend, Victoria. Each magnet is crafted from timber and painted with care, ensuring no two are exactly alike. It’s a charming way to enhance your kitchen décor, add a touch of countryside warmth, or gift to someone who loves all things rustic and handmade. Beyond its visual appeal, this magnet helps support a small, family-run Australian business, making it a thoughtful purchase that gives back to the local community.  

Cat-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Sir Pounce A Lot Because no garden is complete without a little feline flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky cat-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of whiskered charm to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as fun as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring personality, colour, and a little bit of cattitude to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two cats are exactly alike, just like no two garden adventures are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Cat Enthusiasts – Whether you have a real feline friend or just admire their independent spirit, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Designed to withstand the elements, just like a determined cat staring through a closed door. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, cat lovers, or anyone who enjoys a bit of playful personality in their plant collection. Whether it's watching over your herbs or judging your gardening skills from a safe distance, this feline friend will fit right in!

If at first you don't succeed.... Skydiving is not for you. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or five we won't judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Slotted Wall 3D Printed Planter – Crafted in Woodend  Add a touch of modern greenery to your home or office with our 3D printed Slotted Wall Planter, designed and made right here in Woodend, Victoria. Every piece is made to order, giving you the perfect mix of quality, care, and a finish as unique as your favourite plants. Featuring a sleek matte texture and a charming slotted flower pattern, this planter is as stylish as it is practical. Its wall-mounted design saves space while bringing natural beauty to any room. A matching drip tray keeps surfaces neat, and the lightweight yet durable build makes it perfect for succulents, herbs, or other leafy loves. Product Features Includes matching water drip tray Premium matte finish Wall-mounted design Available in Dark Green, Desert Tan, Charcoal, and Grass Green Slotted & floral pattern to suit any décor Made to order in Woodend, VIC with sustainable 3D printing Lightweight yet durable construction Size Diameter: 80mm Height: 95mm For plant lovers who adore local craftsmanship and custom-made design, this wall planter is more than functional—it’s a statement piece. Kindly note: Colours may vary slightly due to lighting and camera angles.

Slow Time – Handcrafted Sloth Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Take a deep breath, kick back, and let time slow down with Slow Time – our delightfully relaxed sloth wall clock, handcrafted for those who prefer life in the chill lane. Designed and lovingly made by Unicorn Fart Productions, a quirky, family-run creative studio based in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is crafted from quality laser-cut wood and hand-painted with rich earthy tones and vibrant greens. The sloth’s dreamy expression, leafy background, and minimalist styling make it the perfect statement piece for those who value both craftsmanship and calm. Ideal for living rooms, reading nooks, kids’ spaces, or any area that could use a reminder to take it slow, this sloth clock doesn’t just tell time — it sets the mood. Its rounded body cleverly doubles as the clock face, with playful blue numerals and simple black hands that keep time in the most relaxed way possible. Each piece is individually cut, painted, and assembled by hand, giving it a truly one-of-a-kind character that mass-produced décor just can’t match. Support local. Embrace slow. And let this sleepy little sloth remind you that there’s no need to rush – you’ve got all the time in the world. Dimensions: 140mm (H) x 190mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

Introducing the Small Wooden Cheese / Wine Board Pair, the perfect addition to your next party or holiday gathering. This handcrafted acacia wood serving board is perfect for serving up cheese, wine, or appetizers. Add your own text or logo So add the Small Wooden Cheese / Wine Board Pair to your holiday shopping list and make your next party or gathering a memorable one. Dimensions/Size: 21cm (L) x 12cm (W) x 1.4cm (D)

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Say cheese! With our “Smile, You're on Camera” doormat, you can greet your guests with a cheeky smile and a hint of playful paranoia. Perfect for those who love a little humour mixed with their home security, this doormat is sure to get a laugh while keeping your visitors on their toes! Crafted with care and a dash of whimsy by Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this doormat is made to order to ensure top-notch quality and a unique touch for your entryway. Product Highlights: Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions A fun way to let visitors know they’re in the spotlight Made to order for that personal touch and superior craftsmanship Durable enough to withstand the hustle and bustle of everyday life Perfect for adding a bit of flair to your doorstep while keeping things light-hearted. Get your Smile, You're on Camera doormat today and give your guests a reason to grin (or at least raise an eyebrow) as they step inside! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected  

Some serving boards are just practical. This one comes with a built-in eviction notice. Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this laser-engraved serving board is the perfect blend of style, function, and just the right amount of sass. Designed for hosts who know how to keep a good party going—but also know when it’s time for guests to leave—this board is a hilarious addition to any kitchen or entertaining space. Laser Engraved Design – Features the cheeky phrase “If You Can Read This, The Snacks Are Gone. It’s Time to Go Home”, because nothing says “party’s over” like an empty charcuterie board. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – A locally crafted piece that adds personality to any gathering. Perfect for Entertaining – Ideal for serving everything from cheese and crackers to desserts, all while letting guests know when the good stuff is officially gone. Rustic and Functional – A sturdy handle with a hole for easy hanging, making it as practical as it is funny. High-Quality Timber – Durable, stylish, and designed to last through many snack-fueled gatherings. This board makes a fantastic gift for foodies, entertainers, or anyone with a great sense of humour. Whether for a housewarming, birthday, or just a fun addition to your kitchen, this board is guaranteed to get laughs—until the snacks run out. Dimensions/Size: 39cm (H) x 19.5cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

Say a slow and sparkly hello to the Snail Mail Nook – where fairies move at their own pace and every delivery comes with a side of leafy charm. Handcrafted in the heart of the Macedon Ranges by our delightfully dawdling crew at Unicorn Fart Productions, this handcrafted fairy door is a whimsical celebration of all things snail, serene, and slightly silly. With a shell-shaped stone arch, tulip-tangled tree, and one very determined snail postie out front, the Snail Mail Nook is perfect for garden fairies who like their messages handwritten, hand-delivered, and preferably on moss-scented parchment. Laser-cut and lovingly hand-painted by our family-run bunch of magic-makers, this little masterpiece is made for fairy gardens, bookshelves, windowsills, or anywhere that could use a little more patience and a whole lot more wonder. Because in a world that rushes, the best magic is sometimes delivered... slowly. Dimensions: 160 x 140mm

Snap & Wrap Cable Tidy – 3D Printed Cord Organiser  Because tangled cords are so last season. Say goodbye to the cable spaghetti in your bag, drawer, or life. Our Snap & Wrap Cable Tidy is your new plug-and-play bestie—here to keep your cords coiled, your tech tidy, and your sanity intact. Lovingly 3D printed in Woodend, VIC (yep, right here in magical Unicorn Fart HQ), this chunky little donut of delight snaps together around your cable ends, so they’re always snug, secure, and ready to roll. Whether you're a digital nomad or just tired of the cable chaos in your kitchen drawer, this organiser is small in size but big on function. Features That’ll Make You Say “Why Didn’t I Have This Sooner?” Snaps securely around your USB or charging cables Tidy wind-up design—just twist to retract! Two internal posts keep cables neatly coiled Funky tyre-tread grip with a smooth matte finish Made to order using sustainable 3D printing in Woodend, VIC Available in bold colours like Blue and Magenta(because life’s too short for boring tech) Pocket-sized, lightweight, and durable, like a techy treasure Size Stats: Diameter: 60mm Height: 25mm Fits most standard USB-A, USB-C, micro USB, and Lightning cables Perfect for students, office heroes, travellers, and that friend who always says, “Where’s my charger?” Give your cords a cosy home and your backpack a break. P.S. Colours may vary slightly depending on lighting, magic dust, and whether your cable tidy has just come back from a unicorn rave. 🦄⚡

This 25cm diameter handcrafted sign is the perfect way to greet guests with a touch of humour and warmth. Designed for dog lovers, it proudly states that all who enter will be sniffed, licked, slobbered on, barked at, and most importantly, loved. Made by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this unique piece combines personality with high-quality craftsmanship. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Each piece is crafted with care, ensuring a distinctive and high-quality design. 25cm Diameter – A bold and eye-catching size that makes a statement in any home, porch, or entryway. Durable Vinyl-Wrapped Finish – Professionally applied for a smooth, long-lasting, and easy-to-maintain surface. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang for effortless installation in any space. Charming and Playful Design – Features a beautifully illustrated Labradoodle, paired with a humorous and welcoming message that sets the tone for any dog-friendly home. Perfect for Dog Owners and Pet Lovers – Ideal for front porches, entryways, living rooms, or anywhere that embraces the joy and love of having a four-legged family member. This sign makes a great gift for dog owners, pet lovers, or anyone who enjoys a lighthearted and welcoming home environment. Handmade with care, it is a unique and high-quality decorative piece that adds warmth and character to any space.

Snowman EarringsHandmade by Unicorn Fart Productions – Woodend, Victoria Cool, cute, and full of personality — these sparkly snowman earrings are here to melt hearts this festive season. With their classic top hats, carrot noses, and glittery finish, they’re the ultimate winter accessory. Product Features: Handmade with care in Woodend, Regional Victoria Features a cheerful snowman design with scarf, buttons, and top hat Finished with a subtle glitter shimmer for added holiday sparkle Lightweight and easy to wear from morning markets to evening celebrations Made to order for a one-of-a-kind finish Perfect for Christmas outfits, gifts, or festive-themed events Add a little frosty flair to your look — these snowmen won’t melt, but they’ll definitely make you smile.

Elevate your holiday decor game with our charming Laser-Cut snowman in the trees Christmas Ornament, meticulously handcrafted in our cozy workshop located in Woodend, Victoria. Each decoration is lovingly made from high-quality plywood, ensuring long-lasting durability and rustic charm that will enhance your tree for years to come. Featuring intricate laser-cut designs and a touch of woodland magic, these decorations are a must-have for your festive celebrations. And with their adorable string ties, they're easy to hang and position perfectly. By choosing our Laser-Cut Snowman in the trees Christmas Ornament, you're not only decorating your tree, but also supporting a local family business known for its exceptional craftsmanship and creativity. Let these delightful reindeer prance their way into your heart and bring joy to your holiday season! Size: 6.5cm Diameter

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

I'm not drunk I'm socially lubricated. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Elevate your gardening experience with our whimsical Funny Plant Stakes in playful shapes – a delightful fusion of sustainable craftsmanship and creative charm. Handcrafted with love in the enchanting Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature, artistry, and sustainability.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-conscious living. By choosing our Funny Plant Stakes, you're not only supporting your plants but also contributing to the preservation of our environment. The wood used is not only responsibly harvested but also selected for its durability, ensuring a long-lasting and eco-friendly addition to your garden.What sets these plant stakes apart is their captivating shapes and amusing designs. From adorable animals to funky geometric forms, our Funny Plant Stakes bring a touch of joy and character to your green haven. Each stake is a mini-masterpiece, adding a dash of personality to your plant collection.Handcrafted in small batches, these plant stakes showcase the skilful artistry of our team in the Macedon Ranges. No two stakes are exactly alike, making each piece a unique and charming addition to your garden. Whether you're a seasoned gardener or a budding enthusiast, these stakes are a playful way to express your love for plants and creativity.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by providing support for your plants, but they also serve as eye-catching ornaments. Transform your garden into a whimsical wonderland, where each plant stake tells a story and sparks joy.Choose sustainability, choose artistry, choose humor – choose our Funny Plant Stakes in delightful shapes. Elevate your gardening style and make your green space a true reflection of your personality. Plant with flair, plant with fun! Size: 12cm x 6cm

Elevate your gardening experience with our whimsical Funny Plant Stakes in playful shapes – a delightful fusion of sustainable craftsmanship and creative charm. Handcrafted with love in the enchanting Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature, artistry, and sustainability.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-conscious living. By choosing our Funny Plant Stakes, you're not only supporting your plants but also contributing to the preservation of our environment. The wood used is not only responsibly harvested but also selected for its durability, ensuring a long-lasting and eco-friendly addition to your garden.What sets these plant stakes apart is their captivating shapes and amusing designs. From adorable animals to funky geometric forms, our Funny Plant Stakes bring a touch of joy and character to your green haven. Each stake is a mini-masterpiece, adding a dash of personality to your plant collection.Handcrafted in small batches, these plant stakes showcase the skilful artistry of our team in the Macedon Ranges. No two stakes are exactly alike, making each piece a unique and charming addition to your garden. Whether you're a seasoned gardener or a budding enthusiast, these stakes are a playful way to express your love for plants and creativity.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by providing support for your plants, but they also serve as eye-catching ornaments. Transform your garden into a whimsical wonderland, where each plant stake tells a story and sparks joy.Choose sustainability, choose artistry, choose humor – choose our Funny Plant Stakes in delightful shapes. Elevate your gardening style and make your green space a true reflection of your personality. Plant with flair, plant with fun! Size: 12cm x 6cm

Elevate your gardening experience with our whimsical Funny Plant Stakes in playful shapes – a delightful fusion of sustainable craftsmanship and creative charm. Handcrafted with love in the enchanting Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature, artistry, and sustainability.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-conscious living. By choosing our Funny Plant Stakes, you're not only supporting your plants but also contributing to the preservation of our environment. The wood used is not only responsibly harvested but also selected for its durability, ensuring a long-lasting and eco-friendly addition to your garden.What sets these plant stakes apart is their captivating shapes and amusing designs. From adorable animals to funky geometric forms, our Funny Plant Stakes bring a touch of joy and character to your green haven. Each stake is a mini-masterpiece, adding a dash of personality to your plant collection.Handcrafted in small batches, these plant stakes showcase the skilful artistry of our team in the Macedon Ranges. No two stakes are exactly alike, making each piece a unique and charming addition to your garden. Whether you're a seasoned gardener or a budding enthusiast, these stakes are a playful way to express your love for plants and creativity.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by providing support for your plants, but they also serve as eye-catching ornaments. Transform your garden into a whimsical wonderland, where each plant stake tells a story and sparks joy.Choose sustainability, choose artistry, choose humor – choose our Funny Plant Stakes in delightful shapes. Elevate your gardening style and make your green space a true reflection of your personality. Plant with flair, plant with fun! Size: 11cm x 4.5cm

"Spooning Leads to Forking" Wooden Spatula  Because what happens in the kitchen… doesn’t always stay in the kitchen! This cheeky, laser-engraved wooden spatula is stirring up more than just sauces—it’s serving a side of sass and a whole lot of innuendo. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this utensil is perfect for those who love a good meal and a good laugh. Laser-Engraved with Saucy Humour – The phrase "Spooning Leads to Forking" makes this the most flirtatious utensil in your kitchen drawer. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business that knows cooking should always be fun! High-Quality Bamboo – Durable, lightweight, and gentle on cookware (because, let’s be real, you’ll be using this one a lot). Perfect for Gifting – A hilarious housewarming, wedding, or anniversary gift for couples who love cooking and cuddling. Guaranteed to Get Laughs – Whether it’s at a dinner party or date night, this spatula keeps the mood light and the food hot. Perfect for home chefs, foodies, and anyone with a naughty sense of humour, this utensil is functional, funny, and just the right amount of inappropriate. Add it to your kitchen or gift it to someone who appreciates a well-cooked meal and a well-placed joke!

Your Bathroom’s New Best Mate! 🚽😆 Straight from the prank-loving crew at Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky little sign is here to keep your loo laughing and looking good! With the classic (and oh-so-important) reminder:👉 "If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat,"this sign does the dirty work for you—without the nagging! Crafted from two-layered timber, it’s sturdy, stylish, and built to last, making it perfect for households with big kids, little kids, or those who refuse to grow up. It’s the ultimate mix of sass, class, and a little bathroom brass—guaranteed to get a giggle while keeping things tidy. 📏 Size: 16cm x 19.5cm – comes with a mounting hook, so you can hang it and let the magic happen. Because a little humour goes a long way—especially when it comes to bathroom aim! 😉✨

Meet Your Sassy New Bathroom Buddy! Crafted by the mischief-makers at Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky little sign is here to add a splash of humour to your loo (pun absolutely intended!). Featuring the classic reminder:"If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat,"this fun yet functional piece keeps things light-hearted while ensuring bathroom etiquette stays on point. Made from three-layered timber and acrylic, this durable, laser-cut sign is both stylish and sturdy—perfect for homes with big kids, little kids, or those who are just forever young at heart. Designed to get a giggle while serving up a gentle nudge, it’s the ultimate addition to any washroom that could use a bit of sass and class. Dimensions: 16cm x 19.5cm – includes a mounting hook on the back for easy display. Because if you’re going to remind people to aim, you might as well do it with style! 😉🚽✨

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Sproutzilla Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

Please Stand Closer – It’s Shorter Than You Think A gentle reminder for the gentlemen in your life, because sometimes accuracy matters more than confidence. Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this laser-engraved, hand-painted, and vinyl-wrapped sign delivers a hilariously necessary message in the most stylish way possible. Perfect for guest bathrooms, man caves, or anywhere that seems to suffer from "overestimation issues." Laser Engraved and Hand-Painted – Crisp, clear lettering and vintage-inspired flourishes ensure the message is both elegant and effective. Vinyl-Wrapped for Durability – A smooth, easy-to-clean finish that stands up to time, just like the joke never gets old. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed by a local artisan who clearly understands the struggle. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang in bathrooms, pubs, or anywhere that could use a little “direction.” Refined Yet Unmistakably Direct – The elegant design gives it a touch of class, but let's be real—it’s here to prevent “splash zones.” An absolute must-have for households with men, public restrooms, or anyone who appreciates a well-aimed joke. Whether it’s for housewarmings, birthdays, or just a much-needed intervention, this sign brings style, humour, and a much-needed accuracy check to any space.

Standing Bunny Family Set

Step into Stardust – the fairy door that’s bold, bright, and built for moonlight mischief. Handcrafted in the whimsical wonderland of the Macedon Ranges by the sparkle-slingers at Unicorn Fart Productions, this handcrafted fairy door is your official invitation to fabulous. With its dazzling purple butterfly wings, shooting star accents, and sunshine-yellow doorway, Stardust doesn’t just open—it shines. Topped with a heart-shaped window (because love is the real magic) and surrounded by blooming flowers and bold colour pops, this door is perfect for the fairies who arrive fashionably late and leave trails of glitter behind. Lovingly laser-cut and hand-painted by our family-run team of magic-makers, Stardust makes an enchanting addition to fairy gardens, bedroom skirtings, or anywhere in desperate need of a little razzle-dazzle. Because every fairy deserves a front door that turns heads—and this one practically winks at you. Dimensions: 100 x 115mm

"Starry-Eyed Sweethearts" Acrylic EarringsHandmade in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions Ready to sparkle like the fabulous star you are? These "Starry-Eyed Sweethearts" earrings are a glorious mashup of glitter, colour, and unapologetic joy—brought to life by the endlessly creative crew at Unicorn Fart Productions, handmade with love in Woodend, Victoria. Each pair features a playful trio of charms: a bold red star perched on top, followed by a deep blue glitter heart, and finished with a clear heart sprinkled with multicoloured confetti dots—because why stop at one statement when you can wear three? These earrings are a celebration of bold choices, bright colours, and big energy. They're lightweight, comfortable, and designed to swing with your every move—whether you’re dancing under fairy lights or just lighting up the room at your local café. Perfect for party lovers, maximalists, or anyone who believes accessories should spark joy (and maybe a few compliments along the way). With every pair handmade by a local artist, you're not just wearing earrings—you’re wearing a little piece of creative magic. Fun, fabulous, and full of heart—literally.