Slotted wall planter
$35.00
Slotted Wall 3D Printed Planter – Crafted in Woodend
Add a touch of modern greenery to your home or office with our 3D printed Slotted Wall Planter, designed and made right here in Woodend, Victoria. Every piece is made to order, giving you the perfect mix of quality, care, and a finish as unique as your favourite plants.
Featuring a sleek matte texture and a charming slotted flower pattern, this planter is as stylish as it is practical. Its wall-mounted design saves space while bringing natural beauty to any room. A matching drip tray keeps surfaces neat, and the lightweight yet durable build makes it perfect for succulents, herbs, or other leafy loves.
Product Features
Includes matching water drip tray
Premium matte finish
Wall-mounted design
Available in Dark Green, Desert Tan, Charcoal, and Grass Green
Slotted & floral pattern to suit any décor
Made to order in Woodend, VIC with sustainable 3D printing
Lightweight yet durable construction
Size
Diameter: 80mm
Height: 95mm
For plant lovers who adore local craftsmanship and custom-made design, this wall planter is more than functional—it’s a statement piece.
Kindly note: Colours may vary slightly due to lighting and camera angles.
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Slow Time
$25.00
$30.00
Slow Time – Handcrafted Sloth Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions
Take a deep breath, kick back, and let time slow down with Slow Time – our delightfully relaxed sloth wall clock, handcrafted for those who prefer life in the chill lane.
Designed and lovingly made by Unicorn Fart Productions, a quirky, family-run creative studio based in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is crafted from quality laser-cut wood and hand-painted with rich earthy tones and vibrant greens. The sloth’s dreamy expression, leafy background, and minimalist styling make it the perfect statement piece for those who value both craftsmanship and calm.
Ideal for living rooms, reading nooks, kids’ spaces, or any area that could use a reminder to take it slow, this sloth clock doesn’t just tell time — it sets the mood. Its rounded body cleverly doubles as the clock face, with playful blue numerals and simple black hands that keep time in the most relaxed way possible.
Each piece is individually cut, painted, and assembled by hand, giving it a truly one-of-a-kind character that mass-produced décor just can’t match.
Support local. Embrace slow. And let this sleepy little sloth remind you that there’s no need to rush – you’ve got all the time in the world.
Dimensions: 140mm (H) x 190mm (W)
Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply
Small Wooden Cheese / Wine Board Pair- Custom...
$30.00
Introducing the Small Wooden Cheese / Wine Board Pair, the perfect addition to your next party or holiday gathering.
This handcrafted acacia wood serving board is perfect for serving up cheese, wine, or appetizers.
Add your own text or logo
So add the Small Wooden Cheese / Wine Board Pair to your holiday shopping list and make your next party or gathering a memorable one.
Dimensions/Size: 21cm (L) x 12cm (W) x 1.4cm (D)
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Smile for the Camera Doormat
$48.50
$60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Smile your on Camera Doormat
$48.50
$60.00
Say cheese! With our “Smile, You're on Camera” doormat, you can greet your guests with a cheeky smile and a hint of playful paranoia.
Perfect for those who love a little humour mixed with their home security, this doormat is sure to get a laugh while keeping your visitors on their toes!
Crafted with care and a dash of whimsy by Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this doormat is made to order to ensure top-notch quality and a unique touch for your entryway.
Product Highlights:
Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions
A fun way to let visitors know they’re in the spotlight
Made to order for that personal touch and superior craftsmanship
Durable enough to withstand the hustle and bustle of everyday life
Perfect for adding a bit of flair to your doorstep while keeping things light-hearted.
Get your Smile, You're on Camera doormat today and give your guests a reason to grin (or at least raise an eyebrow) as they step inside!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Snacks are gone...
$35.00
$45.00
Some serving boards are just practical. This one comes with a built-in eviction notice.
Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this laser-engraved serving board is the perfect blend of style, function, and just the right amount of sass. Designed for hosts who know how to keep a good party going—but also know when it’s time for guests to leave—this board is a hilarious addition to any kitchen or entertaining space.
Laser Engraved Design – Features the cheeky phrase “If You Can Read This, The Snacks Are Gone. It’s Time to Go Home”, because nothing says “party’s over” like an empty charcuterie board.
Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – A locally crafted piece that adds personality to any gathering.
Perfect for Entertaining – Ideal for serving everything from cheese and crackers to desserts, all while letting guests know when the good stuff is officially gone.
Rustic and Functional – A sturdy handle with a hole for easy hanging, making it as practical as it is funny.
High-Quality Timber – Durable, stylish, and designed to last through many snack-fueled gatherings.
This board makes a fantastic gift for foodies, entertainers, or anyone with a great sense of humour. Whether for a housewarming, birthday, or just a fun addition to your kitchen, this board is guaranteed to get laughs—until the snacks run out.
Dimensions/Size: 39cm (H) x 19.5cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)
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Snail Mail Nook
$15.00
$18.00
Say a slow and sparkly hello to the Snail Mail Nook – where fairies move at their own pace and every delivery comes with a side of leafy charm.
Handcrafted in the heart of the Macedon Ranges by our delightfully dawdling crew at Unicorn Fart Productions, this handcrafted fairy door is a whimsical celebration of all things snail, serene, and slightly silly.
With a shell-shaped stone arch, tulip-tangled tree, and one very determined snail postie out front, the Snail Mail Nook is perfect for garden fairies who like their messages handwritten, hand-delivered, and preferably on moss-scented parchment.
Laser-cut and lovingly hand-painted by our family-run bunch of magic-makers, this little masterpiece is made for fairy gardens, bookshelves, windowsills, or anywhere that could use a little more patience and a whole lot more wonder.
Because in a world that rushes, the best magic is sometimes delivered... slowly.
Dimensions: 160 x 140mm
Snap and Wrap
$8.00
Snap & Wrap Cable Tidy – 3D Printed Cord Organiser
Because tangled cords are so last season.
Say goodbye to the cable spaghetti in your bag, drawer, or life. Our Snap & Wrap Cable Tidy is your new plug-and-play bestie—here to keep your cords coiled, your tech tidy, and your sanity intact.
Lovingly 3D printed in Woodend, VIC (yep, right here in magical Unicorn Fart HQ), this chunky little donut of delight snaps together around your cable ends, so they’re always snug, secure, and ready to roll. Whether you're a digital nomad or just tired of the cable chaos in your kitchen drawer, this organiser is small in size but big on function.
Features That’ll Make You Say “Why Didn’t I Have This Sooner?”
Snaps securely around your USB or charging cables
Tidy wind-up design—just twist to retract!
Two internal posts keep cables neatly coiled
Funky tyre-tread grip with a smooth matte finish
Made to order using sustainable 3D printing in Woodend, VIC
Available in bold colours like Blue and Magenta(because life’s too short for boring tech)
Pocket-sized, lightweight, and durable, like a techy treasure
Size Stats:
Diameter: 60mm
Height: 25mm
Fits most standard USB-A, USB-C, micro USB, and Lightning cables
Perfect for students, office heroes, travellers, and that friend who always says, “Where’s my charger?” Give your cords a cosy home and your backpack a break.
P.S. Colours may vary slightly depending on lighting, magic dust, and whether your cable tidy has just come back from a unicorn rave. 🦄⚡
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Sniffed and Licked on
$20.00
$25.00
This 25cm diameter handcrafted sign is the perfect way to greet guests with a touch of humour and warmth. Designed for dog lovers, it proudly states that all who enter will be sniffed, licked, slobbered on, barked at, and most importantly, loved.
Made by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this unique piece combines personality with high-quality craftsmanship.
Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Each piece is crafted with care, ensuring a distinctive and high-quality design.
25cm Diameter – A bold and eye-catching size that makes a statement in any home, porch, or entryway.
Durable Vinyl-Wrapped Finish – Professionally applied for a smooth, long-lasting, and easy-to-maintain surface.
Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang for effortless installation in any space.
Charming and Playful Design – Features a beautifully illustrated Labradoodle, paired with a humorous and welcoming message that sets the tone for any dog-friendly home.
Perfect for Dog Owners and Pet Lovers – Ideal for front porches, entryways, living rooms, or anywhere that embraces the joy and love of having a four-legged family member.
This sign makes a great gift for dog owners, pet lovers, or anyone who enjoys a lighthearted and welcoming home environment. Handmade with care, it is a unique and high-quality decorative piece that adds warmth and character to any space.
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Snowman Christmas Decoration with Scarf
$2.00
$8.00
Get ready to frost up your Christmas tree with our whimsical Snowman decorations, crafted with love from sturdy plywood right here in the heart of Woodend, Victoria. Each snowman is a unique piece of holiday magic, ready to bring smiles and festive cheer to your home.
These jolly ornaments are not just made; they're handcrafted and hand painted, ensuring every detail is perfect for your seasonal setup. Choose from a spectrum of vibrant colors for their scarfs and strings and each snowman comes with its own twine loop for easy hanging.
By selecting our Snowman Christmas tree decorations, you're not only decking your halls with joy but also supporting a small family business dedicated to spreading holiday happiness.
Let these charming snowmen be a part of your seasonal traditions, adding a touch of handmade warmth and cheer to your celebrations.
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Snowman Earrings
$4.00
$18.00
Snowman EarringsHandmade by Unicorn Fart Productions – Woodend, Victoria
Cool, cute, and full of personality — these sparkly snowman earrings are here to melt hearts this festive season. With their classic top hats, carrot noses, and glittery finish, they’re the ultimate winter accessory.
Product Features:
Handmade with care in Woodend, Regional Victoria
Features a cheerful snowman design with scarf, buttons, and top hat
Finished with a subtle glitter shimmer for added holiday sparkle
Lightweight and easy to wear from morning markets to evening celebrations
Made to order for a one-of-a-kind finish
Perfect for Christmas outfits, gifts, or festive-themed events
Add a little frosty flair to your look — these snowmen won’t melt, but they’ll definitely make you smile.
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Snowman in Trees Christmas Decoration
$4.00
$19.00
Elevate your holiday decor game with our charming Laser-Cut snowman in the trees Christmas Ornament, meticulously handcrafted in our cozy workshop located in Woodend, Victoria.
Each decoration is lovingly made from high-quality plywood, ensuring long-lasting durability and rustic charm that will enhance your tree for years to come. Featuring intricate laser-cut designs and a touch of woodland magic, these decorations are a must-have for your festive celebrations.
And with their adorable string ties, they're easy to hang and position perfectly. By choosing our Laser-Cut Snowman in the trees Christmas Ornament, you're not only decorating your tree, but also supporting a local family business known for its exceptional craftsmanship and creativity.
Let these delightful reindeer prance their way into your heart and bring joy to your holiday season!
Size: 6.5cm Diameter
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So you finally showed up Doormat
$48.50
$60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Socially Lubricated
$5.00
$9.50
I'm not drunk I'm socially lubricated.
Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them).
Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style.
Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might).
Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!
Sparkling Blue Wizard
$2.50
Elevate your gardening experience with our whimsical Funny Plant Stakes in playful shapes – a delightful fusion of sustainable craftsmanship and creative charm. Handcrafted with love in the enchanting Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature, artistry, and sustainability.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-conscious living. By choosing our Funny Plant Stakes, you're not only supporting your plants but also contributing to the preservation of our environment. The wood used is not only responsibly harvested but also selected for its durability, ensuring a long-lasting and eco-friendly addition to your garden.What sets these plant stakes apart is their captivating shapes and amusing designs. From adorable animals to funky geometric forms, our Funny Plant Stakes bring a touch of joy and character to your green haven. Each stake is a mini-masterpiece, adding a dash of personality to your plant collection.Handcrafted in small batches, these plant stakes showcase the skilful artistry of our team in the Macedon Ranges. No two stakes are exactly alike, making each piece a unique and charming addition to your garden. Whether you're a seasoned gardener or a budding enthusiast, these stakes are a playful way to express your love for plants and creativity.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by providing support for your plants, but they also serve as eye-catching ornaments. Transform your garden into a whimsical wonderland, where each plant stake tells a story and sparks joy.Choose sustainability, choose artistry, choose humor – choose our Funny Plant Stakes in delightful shapes. Elevate your gardening style and make your green space a true reflection of your personality. Plant with flair, plant with fun!
Size: 12cm x 6cm
Sparkling Green Wizard
$2.50
Elevate your gardening experience with our whimsical Funny Plant Stakes in playful shapes – a delightful fusion of sustainable craftsmanship and creative charm. Handcrafted with love in the enchanting Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature, artistry, and sustainability.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-conscious living. By choosing our Funny Plant Stakes, you're not only supporting your plants but also contributing to the preservation of our environment. The wood used is not only responsibly harvested but also selected for its durability, ensuring a long-lasting and eco-friendly addition to your garden.What sets these plant stakes apart is their captivating shapes and amusing designs. From adorable animals to funky geometric forms, our Funny Plant Stakes bring a touch of joy and character to your green haven. Each stake is a mini-masterpiece, adding a dash of personality to your plant collection.Handcrafted in small batches, these plant stakes showcase the skilful artistry of our team in the Macedon Ranges. No two stakes are exactly alike, making each piece a unique and charming addition to your garden. Whether you're a seasoned gardener or a budding enthusiast, these stakes are a playful way to express your love for plants and creativity.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by providing support for your plants, but they also serve as eye-catching ornaments. Transform your garden into a whimsical wonderland, where each plant stake tells a story and sparks joy.Choose sustainability, choose artistry, choose humor – choose our Funny Plant Stakes in delightful shapes. Elevate your gardening style and make your green space a true reflection of your personality. Plant with flair, plant with fun!
Size: 12cm x 6cm
Sparkling Purple Gnome
$2.50
Elevate your gardening experience with our whimsical Funny Plant Stakes in playful shapes – a delightful fusion of sustainable craftsmanship and creative charm. Handcrafted with love in the enchanting Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature, artistry, and sustainability.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-conscious living. By choosing our Funny Plant Stakes, you're not only supporting your plants but also contributing to the preservation of our environment. The wood used is not only responsibly harvested but also selected for its durability, ensuring a long-lasting and eco-friendly addition to your garden.What sets these plant stakes apart is their captivating shapes and amusing designs. From adorable animals to funky geometric forms, our Funny Plant Stakes bring a touch of joy and character to your green haven. Each stake is a mini-masterpiece, adding a dash of personality to your plant collection.Handcrafted in small batches, these plant stakes showcase the skilful artistry of our team in the Macedon Ranges. No two stakes are exactly alike, making each piece a unique and charming addition to your garden. Whether you're a seasoned gardener or a budding enthusiast, these stakes are a playful way to express your love for plants and creativity.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by providing support for your plants, but they also serve as eye-catching ornaments. Transform your garden into a whimsical wonderland, where each plant stake tells a story and sparks joy.Choose sustainability, choose artistry, choose humor – choose our Funny Plant Stakes in delightful shapes. Elevate your gardening style and make your green space a true reflection of your personality. Plant with flair, plant with fun!
Size: 11cm x 4.5cm
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Spooning leads to
$8.00
$10.00
"Spooning Leads to Forking" Wooden Spatula
Because what happens in the kitchen… doesn’t always stay in the kitchen!
This cheeky, laser-engraved wooden spatula is stirring up more than just sauces—it’s serving a side of sass and a whole lot of innuendo. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this utensil is perfect for those who love a good meal and a good laugh.
Laser-Engraved with Saucy Humour – The phrase "Spooning Leads to Forking" makes this the most flirtatious utensil in your kitchen drawer.
Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business that knows cooking should always be fun!
High-Quality Bamboo – Durable, lightweight, and gentle on cookware (because, let’s be real, you’ll be using this one a lot).
Perfect for Gifting – A hilarious housewarming, wedding, or anniversary gift for couples who love cooking and cuddling.
Guaranteed to Get Laughs – Whether it’s at a dinner party or date night, this spatula keeps the mood light and the food hot.
Perfect for home chefs, foodies, and anyone with a naughty sense of humour, this utensil is functional, funny, and just the right amount of inappropriate. Add it to your kitchen or gift it to someone who appreciates a well-cooked meal and a well-placed joke!
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Sprinkle when you tinkle 2 Layer
$12.00
$18.00
Your Bathroom’s New Best Mate! 🚽😆
Straight from the prank-loving crew at Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky little sign is here to keep your loo laughing and looking good!
With the classic (and oh-so-important) reminder:👉 "If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat,"this sign does the dirty work for you—without the nagging!
Crafted from two-layered timber, it’s sturdy, stylish, and built to last, making it perfect for households with big kids, little kids, or those who refuse to grow up.
It’s the ultimate mix of sass, class, and a little bathroom brass—guaranteed to get a giggle while keeping things tidy.
📏 Size: 16cm x 19.5cm – comes with a mounting hook, so you can hang it and let the magic happen.
Because a little humour goes a long way—especially when it comes to bathroom aim! 😉✨
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Sprinkle when you tinkle 3 Layer
$12.00
$18.00
Meet Your Sassy New Bathroom Buddy!
Crafted by the mischief-makers at Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky little sign is here to add a splash of humour to your loo (pun absolutely intended!).
Featuring the classic reminder:"If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat,"this fun yet functional piece keeps things light-hearted while ensuring bathroom etiquette stays on point.
Made from three-layered timber and acrylic, this durable, laser-cut sign is both stylish and sturdy—perfect for homes with big kids, little kids, or those who are just forever young at heart.
Designed to get a giggle while serving up a gentle nudge, it’s the ultimate addition to any washroom that could use a bit of sass and class.
Dimensions: 16cm x 19.5cm – includes a mounting hook on the back for easy display.
Because if you’re going to remind people to aim, you might as well do it with style! 😉🚽✨
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Sproutzilla
$2.50
$3.00
Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Sproutzilla
Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair!
Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space.
Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same.
Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh.
Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character.
Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens.
A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!
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Stand closer
$10.00
$16.00
Please Stand Closer – It’s Shorter Than You Think
A gentle reminder for the gentlemen in your life, because sometimes accuracy matters more than confidence.
Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this laser-engraved, hand-painted, and vinyl-wrapped sign delivers a hilariously necessary message in the most stylish way possible.
Perfect for guest bathrooms, man caves, or anywhere that seems to suffer from "overestimation issues."
Laser Engraved and Hand-Painted – Crisp, clear lettering and vintage-inspired flourishes ensure the message is both elegant and effective.
Vinyl-Wrapped for Durability – A smooth, easy-to-clean finish that stands up to time, just like the joke never gets old.
Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed by a local artisan who clearly understands the struggle.
Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang in bathrooms, pubs, or anywhere that could use a little “direction.”
Refined Yet Unmistakably Direct – The elegant design gives it a touch of class, but let's be real—it’s here to prevent “splash zones.”
An absolute must-have for households with men, public restrooms, or anyone who appreciates a well-aimed joke. Whether it’s for housewarmings, birthdays, or just a much-needed intervention, this sign brings style, humour, and a much-needed accuracy check to any space.
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Stardust Door
$15.00
$18.00
Step into Stardust – the fairy door that’s bold, bright, and built for moonlight mischief.
Handcrafted in the whimsical wonderland of the Macedon Ranges by the sparkle-slingers at Unicorn Fart Productions, this handcrafted fairy door is your official invitation to fabulous. With its dazzling purple butterfly wings, shooting star accents, and sunshine-yellow doorway, Stardust doesn’t just open—it shines.
Topped with a heart-shaped window (because love is the real magic) and surrounded by blooming flowers and bold colour pops, this door is perfect for the fairies who arrive fashionably late and leave trails of glitter behind.
Lovingly laser-cut and hand-painted by our family-run team of magic-makers, Stardust makes an enchanting addition to fairy gardens, bedroom skirtings, or anywhere in desperate need of a little razzle-dazzle.
Because every fairy deserves a front door that turns heads—and this one practically winks at you.
Dimensions: 100 x 115mm
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Starry-Eyed Sweethearts
$5.00
$25.00
"Starry-Eyed Sweethearts" Acrylic EarringsHandmade in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions
Ready to sparkle like the fabulous star you are? These "Starry-Eyed Sweethearts" earrings are a glorious mashup of glitter, colour, and unapologetic joy—brought to life by the endlessly creative crew at Unicorn Fart Productions, handmade with love in Woodend, Victoria.
Each pair features a playful trio of charms: a bold red star perched on top, followed by a deep blue glitter heart, and finished with a clear heart sprinkled with multicoloured confetti dots—because why stop at one statement when you can wear three?
These earrings are a celebration of bold choices, bright colours, and big energy. They're lightweight, comfortable, and designed to swing with your every move—whether you’re dancing under fairy lights or just lighting up the room at your local café.
Perfect for party lovers, maximalists, or anyone who believes accessories should spark joy (and maybe a few compliments along the way). With every pair handmade by a local artist, you're not just wearing earrings—you’re wearing a little piece of creative magic.
Fun, fabulous, and full of heart—literally.
Stay a While by Leave by 9 -...
$48.50
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it‘s made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don‘t hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Stay Awhile leave by 9 Doormat
$48.50
$60.00
Welcome to your new favorite doormat!
Our “Stay Awhile, Leave by 9” doormat strikes the perfect balance between hospitality and a subtle nudge for those late-night guests. It’s the ideal way to let your friends know they’re always welcome—just not too late!
Handcrafted with love and a sprinkle of humor by Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this doormat is made to order, ensuring it adds a personal touch to your home.
Product Highlights:
Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions
A fun reminder for guests to enjoy their stay but not overstay
Made to order for custom charm and durability
Built tough to handle all the foot traffic from those "just one more" visitors!
Perfect for anyone who loves to entertain but also values their beauty sleep.
Get your Stay Awhile, Leave by 9 doormat today and make your entrance both inviting and amusing!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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STAYING ALIVE
$2.50
$3.00
Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
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Stick figure always have your back
from $4.00
$24.00
Stick Figure Holding Others Back Ornament
Capture the holiday hustle with a smile using our "Stick Figure Holding Others Back" ornament, expertly handcrafted and hand-painted in Woodend, Victoria. This playful timber ornament tells the tale of that one relative who just *has* to control the chaos—or at least try!
Perfectly imperfect, each stick figure is brought to life by our small family-owned business, ensuring that every ornament is as unique as your holiday memories. With its charmingly simple design, this piece serves as a humorous nod to the joys (and struggles) of getting everyone on the same page during the festive season.
Whether it’s meant for the overzealous organiser in your life or as a cheeky addition to your own tree, this ornament is sure to spark laughter and a few knowing nods. Support local artisans while adding a dash of humor to your holiday decor—because nothing says Christmas quite like a good-natured attempt to keep things under control.
Bring a bit of lighthearted fun to your festivities with our "Stick Figure Holding Others Back" ornament—proof that sometimes, it's the little things (and people) that make the holidays truly memorable!
Size: 7cm Diameter
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STILL ALIVE
$2.50
$3.00
Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
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Still talking
$5.00
$9.50
And yet, Despite this look on my face, you are still talking.
Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them).
Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style.
Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might).
Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!
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SUCC IT
$2.50
$3.00
Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
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Sunny Side Up
$2.50
$3.00
Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Sunny Side Up
Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair!
Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space.
Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same.
Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh.
Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character.
Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens.
A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!
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Support your local egg
$20.00
$25.00
Celebrate fresh, local eggs with this 25cm diameter handcrafted sign, designed to bring rustic charm and a touch of humour to any farm gate, backyard coop, or country home.
Proudly made by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this sign is perfect for those who take pride in their feathered workforce and the freshest eggs in town.
Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed and crafted with care, ensuring a high-quality, locally made piece.
25cm Diameter – A great size that makes an impact while fitting seamlessly into various spaces.
Durable Painted Finish – Ensures a smooth, long-lasting, and easy-to-maintain surface.
Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang for quick and effortless installation.
Charming and Playful Design – Features the phrase "Support Your Local Egg Dealer" in bold lettering, accompanied by whimsical chicken illustrations for a fun, eye-catching touch.
Perfect for Small-Scale Farmers and Egg Enthusiasts – Ideal for displaying at farm gates, chicken coops, or market stalls to show support for local, farm-fresh eggs.
This sign makes a fantastic gift for backyard chicken keepers, homesteaders, or anyone who appreciates fresh, locally sourced produce. Handmade with attention to detail, it is a unique and charming addition to any rural or farm-inspired setting.
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Take a Hike Doormat Graphics
$48.50
$60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Take a Hike Doormat Script
$48.50
$60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Talk dirt to me
$2.50
$3.00
Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery!
Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants.
Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling.
Featuring engraved text like “Talk dirt to me”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery.
Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨
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Thank you Mum Card
$15.01
Introduce your children to the world of craft with the DIY Mothers Day Gift pack!
This handcrafted, laser cut timber project is perfect for kids who are looking to explore their creative side and make something special all on their own.
With tools that have been designed specifically for kids, they can easily build the beautiful flower bouquet step by step and watch as it comes to life before their eyes.
The kit includes laser cut pieces that your child can assemble following the instructions.
To decorate, we’ve included a paint set and a paintbrush so they can personalise create their own unique design.
It's also an ideal gift for kids of any age who loves being creative or just wants an engaging activity for themselves.
Make this special craft project part of your little one’s learning experience today!
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THANKS FOR HELPING ME GROW
$2.50
$3.00
Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
The Garden Healper
$18.00
The Garden Helper 3D Printed Planter
Always ready to dig, water, and look adorable doing it.
Say hello to The Garden Helper, your pint-sized planter pal with big plant energy! With a watering can in one hand and a trowel in the other, this charming little character is all geared up to grow... well, you do the growing, but they’ll provide moral support (and serious cuteness).
Lovingly 3D printed to order in Woodend, Victoria, this glossy blue garden hero is perfect for succulents, mini herbs, or faux foliage if you're more of a “plant admirer” than a “plant keeper-aliver.”
Why You’ll Love Them:
Comes with tools in hand, ready for planty adventures
Finish in bold blue for a cheerful pop of colour
Handmade to order with sustainable 3D printing in Woodend, VIC
Lightweight but durable, tough enough for tiny jungles
The ultimate desk mate, gift, or shelf conversation-starter
Size Stats (For Those Who Like to Measure Twice):
Bowl Diameter: 50mm
Height: 130mm (hat not included, because it doesn’t have one)
Width: 100mm (from tool to tool—this one works wide!)
Whether you’re a green thumb or just here for the aesthetic, The Garden Helper brings joy, whimsy, and just enough sass to any plant party.
P.S. Colours may look a little different depending on your screen, your lighting, and whether a rainbow passed by during the photo shoot.
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The Jingle Gang
$5.00
$25.00
"The Jingle Gang" Christmas Earring Duo
Handmade in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions
Meet the merry mischief-makers of your jewellery box—The Jingle Gang! Whether you’re repping a cheeky gnome or Santa’s iconic beard, this festive duo of acrylic earrings is here to add serious sparkle and a lot of character to your Christmas season.
First up, there’s "Merry Gnome-mas"—featuring bright green hats, flowing white beards, and enough whimsical charm to rival the elves themselves. These little guys are perfect for anyone who likes their Christmas with a side of quirky.
Then we’ve got the "Jolly Beard Bros"—Santa-inspired stunners complete with bold beards and festive green caps. They’re cheeky, cheerful, and 100% ready to sleigh your next party outfit.
Each pair is carefully handcrafted by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-run creative powerhouse based in Woodend, Victoria. Made from high-quality acrylic, they’re lightweight, bold, and designed for long wear—whether you're hitting the markets, hosting a feast, or simply spreading joy around town.
Playful, bold, and packed with personality—The Jingle Gang is your go-to crew for festive flair.
The Last F**k: Hanging by a String Xmas...
$18.00
The Last F**k: Hanging by a String
Running low on patience this holiday season?
Let’s be honest—sometimes all you’ve got left is that one last F**k, and now you can hang it proudly on your Christmas tree!
Handcrafted with high-quality plywood, laser engraved, and featuring raised acrylic letters, this cheeky decoration is made right here in Woodend, Victoria.
Perfect for those who appreciate a little humor with their holiday cheer, it’s the ultimate reminder that you’re giving it your all… literally.
Support local, embrace the sass, and let the last F**k dangle where it belongs!
Size - 7cm Diameter
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The Mum Meter - Create your own Levels
$25.00
$30.00
The Mum Meter is the perfect gift for any mother who loves a good laugh!
This handcrafted, laser-cut timber product displays a whimsical text that reads “Mum Meter.
It is sure to bring a smile to your mum's face every time they look at it!
This beautiful piece of craftsmanship will be an ideal addition to brighten up any room in the home.
Additionally, its vibrancy and texture will make it a great conversation starter.
Show your mum, sister or close friend just how much you care by gifting them this delightful piece that speaks volumes about your relationship.
You can even opt for personalised engraving on the wood to add an extra special touch.
No matter what the occasion might be, The Mum Meter makes for a timeless and thoughtful gift!
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The Neighbours have better stuff Doormat
$48.50
$60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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The Only Package I Want .. Ornaments
$4.00
$16.00
The Only Package I Want Is You: Unwrap the Fun!
When it comes to gifts, there’s only one package that really matters!
Our "The Only Package I Want Is You" ornament brings the perfect blend of naughty and nice to your Christmas tree.
Handcrafted from high-quality plywood and laser-engraved for that extra touch of detail, this playful decoration says what’s really on your mind this holiday season.
Made with love in Woodend, Victoria, it’s the perfect way to support a family-owned local business while keeping the festivities fun and flirty.
Size: 7cm Diameter
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There's a lot of Dogs Here
$48.50
$60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Theres a lot of Cats
$48.50
$60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home.
Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean.
The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside.
So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm.
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir
Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Thinking about you
$5.00
$9.50
Thinking about you.
Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them).
Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 76mm x 72mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style.
Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might).
Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!
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Thinking of you
$18.00
$22.00
Handmade with a Wicked Twist – Straight from Woodend, Victoria
Looking for a fun and slightly mischievous way to let someone know they’re on your mind? This handcrafted Voodoo Doll "We've Been Thinking of You" Sign is packed with character, humor, and just the right amount of eerie charm.
Designed to be a conversation starter, it’s perfect for adding personality to any space, making a unique gift, or simply getting a few laughs from visitors.
Crafted by the family-owned Unicorn Fart Productions, this multi-layer wooden sign is made with care and attention to detail. Each layer adds depth to the design, bringing the little voodoo doll to life with its stitched-up expression, heart patch, and a few well-placed pins for good measure.
Handmade in Woodend, Victoria by a passionate, family-run business
Multi-layer wooden construction, giving it a bold, eye-catching 3D effect
Hand-painted and vinyl wrapped for a high-quality, long-lasting finish
25cm diameter – just the right size to make an impact without overpowering a space
Hanging point on the back, making it easy to display on a wall, door, or anywhere that needs a little extra personality
Whether you’re looking for a quirky gift, a unique décor piece, or a playful way to send a message, this sign is bound to stand out. With a mix of handcrafted quality, clever design, and a hint of dark humor, it’s a perfect addition to any collection.
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Thirst Trap
$2.50
$3.00
Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery!
Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants.
Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling.
Featuring engraved text like “Thirst Trap”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery.
Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨