Red Flags? Bring it Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Get ready to gallop into the holiday spirit with our charming Laser-Cut Reindeer Tree Decoration, lovingly handcrafted in the cozy workshop of our family-run business right here in Woodend, Victoria. Each reindeer is meticulously crafted from high-quality plywood, ensuring a blend of durability and rustic charm that will adorn your Christmas tree for years to come. Adorned with intricate laser-cut details, these reindeer bring a touch of woodland magic to your holiday decor. Their rustic string ties make them easy to hang and position just right on your tree, adding a whimsical touch to your festive celebrations. By choosing our Laser-Cut Reindeer Tree Decoration, you're not just decorating your tree; you're supporting a local family business dedicated to craftsmanship and creativity. Let these delightful reindeer prance their way into your heart and bring joy to your holiday season! Size: 7.5cm Diameter

Ribbed 3D Printed Planter with Legs A little pot with a lot of personality. Add a pop of playful greenery to your space with our ribbed 3D printed planter, designed and made in Woodend, VIC. Each planter is made to order, which means you’re not just buying a pot, you’re adopting a tiny throne for your plant babies. With a sleek matte finish and a fabulously ribbed bodice (ooh la la), this beauty stands tall on its dainty little legs, perfect for showing off your succulents, herbs, or any leafy diva that loves the spotlight. And yes, it comes with a matching drip tray, because your bench deserves to stay cute too. Why You’ll Love It: Comes with a fixed drip tray—no mess, no stress Smooth matte finish for that modern-chic vibe Raised on legs to let your plants strut their stuff Available in: Dark Green, Desert Tan, Charcoal & Grass Green Ribbed texture that plays nice with any décor Lightweight, sturdy & sustainably 3D printed in Woodend, VIC Crafted with care, made to order—just for you  Size Specs: Diameter: 95mm Height: 85mm (including those cute little legs) For plant lovers who appreciate the finer (and funner) things in life, this locally made planter is the perfect mix of practical, pretty, and proudly Aussie-made. P.S. Colours may vary slightly depending on lighting, cameras, and whether a unicorn was nearby when we took the photo. 

Roll a Bunny – The Hoppin’ Good Dice Game! Who needs boring board games when you can roll your way to bunny-building greatness? "Roll a Bunny" is the perfect mix of chance, fun, and adorable chaos—keeping kids entertained and parents secretly trying to win. Here’s how it works: roll the dice, match the number to a bunny part, and piece together your very own dapper rabbit. Will you get the body first? The bow? Or will your bunny be all ears before it even has a head? It’s a race to see who can complete their bunny first! Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by the whimsical minds at Unicorn Fart Productions, this wooden game is built to last through countless rounds of laughter and friendly competition. Whether it’s for Easter, game night, or just keeping the kids amused while you enjoy a hot cuppa, Roll a Bunny is pure family fun. Warning: Highly addictive. Side effects may include uncontrollable giggles and an intense love for well-dressed rabbits. Dimensions: 10.5cm(w) x 18cm (l) The colour layout are selected at random, if you are after a certain colour add a note at checkout and we will do our best to help you.

I'm sorry did I roll my eyes out loud? Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Rosebitch Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

🎅📅 Santa Countdown Spinner – Let the Jingle Begin! 📅🎅 The countdown is ON, and the excitement is spinning faster than Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve! Introducing our “Days Until Santa” Countdown Ornament, 3D printed right here in Woodend, Victoria, and bursting with pre-Christmas magic. 🎄✨ Just twist the top dial each day and watch the numbers tumble down until the Big Guy arrives! With a jolly Santa face, bold festive red design, and glittery black trim, this ornament turns anticipation into a daily delight. 🎁 No chocolate needed—just good old-fashioned countdown joy! Perfect for: Kids who ask every day “how many more sleeps?” Adding excitement to the lead-up to Christmas Reusable fun year after year Gifting to families, teachers, or festive fanatics 🔁 Spin it. Count it. Celebrate it. Because the only thing better than Christmas Day... is counting down to it! 👉 Snag yours now and make every day before Christmas feel like a mini celebration!

Santa Face EarringsHandmade by Unicorn Fart Productions – Woodend, Victoria Add a jolly touch to your Christmas outfit with these adorable Santa face earrings. With their glittery red hats, pink noses and cheery expressions, they're perfect for anyone who loves to celebrate with a bit of fun and flair. Product Features: Handmade in Woodend, Regional Victoria Features a classic Santa face with a glittery red hat and rosy cheeks Lightweight and comfortable for all-day holiday wear Made to order with a unique, handcrafted finish A great conversation starter at festive events and end-of-year celebrations Ideal as a stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, or festive treat for yourself Whether you're decking the halls or dashing through the shops, these Santa earrings will keep the holiday spirit shining bright.

Santa Face EarringsHandmade by Unicorn Fart Productions – Woodend, Victoria Add a jolly touch to your Christmas outfit with these adorable Santa face earrings. With their glittery red hats, pink noses and cheery expressions, they're perfect for anyone who loves to celebrate with a bit of fun and flair. Product Features: Handmade in Woodend, Regional Victoria Features a classic Santa face with a glittery red hat and rosy cheeks Lightweight and comfortable for all-day holiday wear Made to order with a unique, handcrafted finish A great conversation starter at festive events and end-of-year celebrations Ideal as a stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, or festive treat for yourself Whether you're decking the halls or dashing through the shops, these Santa earrings will keep the holiday spirit shining bright.

🎄“Santa Knows You’ve Been a C*nt” Ornament – The Naughty List Never Looked So Good 🎁 You can’t spell “Christmas cheer” without blunt honesty and a sprinkle of savage sass – and this 3D-printed gem delivers both in festive AF style. Behold: the Adults-Only Ornament that says what everyone’s thinking but Grandma’s too polite to admit. Perfect for the tree, office Secret Santa, or that one mate who thinks “Elf on the Shelf” is a personality trait. Lovingly designed and 3D printed right here in Woodend, Victoria, this little red truth bomb is crafted with precision, sarcasm, and a healthy lack of filter. Featuring bold lettering, a cheeky bow, and enough glittery attitude to get you instantly banned from the church Christmas pageant. 🎅 For adults who:– Have a sense of humour darker than Santa’s coal stash– Are tired of pretending they’re on the “nice” list– Deserve a holiday roast (the verbal kind) Warning: Not safe for kids, Karens, or reindeer with delicate sensibilities. Hang it. Own it. Shock your in-laws.Because Santa sees everything… and he’s got receipts.

“Santa Knows You’ve Been a Prick” Ornament – Festive Honesty at Its Finest Tired of fake cheer and forced carols? This brutally honest bauble is here to deck the halls and the egos. Introducing the Adults-Only Ornament that doesn’t sugar-coat a single candy cane. Crafted for those special someones who’ve earned themselves a prime spot on Santa’s nope list, this 3D-printed beauty tells it like it is. Ideal for office banter, cheeky Secret Santas, or hanging proudly on your own tree to remind visitors what kind of Christmas they're walking into. Lovingly designed and 3D printed right here in Woodend, Victoria, it's made with precision, sarcasm, and zero concern for seasonal subtlety. With bold lettering and unapologetic charm, it’s festive décor with bite. Perfect for adults who:– Believe honesty is a Christmas virtue– Aren’t afraid to call out the real grinches– Think “nice” is highly overrated Not suitable for children, the easily offended, or anyone who thinks Christmas should be sacred and sweet. Hang it loud. Hang it proud. And remember — Santa’s not the only one taking notes.

Handcrafted right here in Woodend,Victoria. Our quirky creations are brought to life by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-run small business fueled by laughter, mischief, and just a hint of magic (okay, maybe more than a hint). This festive season, we’re bringing you a laser-cut and engraved masterpiece in the shape of Santa’s Sack and Hat! Precision-crafted and designed with cheeky holiday cheer, this one-of-a-kind piece is perfect for adding a playful, festive touch to your home—or for gifting someone who loves a good chuckle under the mistletoe. Proudly made with laughter and a little unicorn sparkle. Because life’s too short for boring decorations. 🎅💨✨ Material 3mm Laser Ply, Hand Painted. Dimensions Approx: 70mm W x 90mm H x 3mm Thick  

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Santa's Surveillance Cam: The Elf-Approved Holiday Watchdog! Don't forget you can add the kids names as well. Ever wonder how Santa keeps tabs on who’s naughty or nice? Well, wonder no more! Introducing Santa's Surveillance Camera, handcrafted and hand-painted by our very own team of elf-endorsed artisans in Woodend, Victoria. This isn’t just any ol' Christmas decoration—this is a 3D, elf-powered masterpiece made to keep holiday mischief in check! Why This Camera Will Be the Talk of the North Pole: Elf Technology: Forget cookies and milk—Santa’s elves have upgraded their tech! This handcrafted surveillance cam is their latest innovation in keeping Christmas spirit high and mischief low. With layers of quality plywood, it has a cool 3D look that’ll make your house the most secure in the neighbourhood! Handcrafted & Hand-painted: Each camera is lovingly made and painted by a small family-run business in Woodend, Victoria. No two are exactly alike, which means Santa’s surveillance is as unique as your holiday season! 3D Design Magic: With its layered plywood construction, this Surveillance camera pops with dimension, making it look like the elves are truly watching from within. It’s like having a mini North Pole command center right in your living room! Fun & Functional: This isn’t just a cute decoration—it’s a holiday conversation starter! Whether it's convincing the kids to behave or just adding a dash of festive fun, Santa’s Surveillance Camera has got you covered. Support Local: When you pick up one of these elf-approved cams, you’re not just buying a decoration—you’re supporting a small family-owned business that pours love and holiday cheer into every piece. So, hang Santa's Surveillance Camera on your tree, and let the elves do the rest. Because this year, Santa’s got an extra eye on the action—and it’s all happening right in your living room!  Ornament Size: Between 10 - 12cm (H) x 6.5 - 9.0 cm Don't forget you can customise it with your kids names, if you have more than 3 names please contact so we can see what we can do to assist.

Did you ever think shopping would be the highlight of your day? Have Kids Crafted with a dash of sass and a whole lot of patience (trust us, we know the struggle!), these magnets bring some much-needed humour to your daily chaos. When life hands you impatient little versions of yourself, why not throw some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh through the madness? Each magnet is lovingly handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria, by the creative team at Unicorn Fart Productions. Made from high-quality wood and featuring laser-engraved, cheeky phrases, these durable and rustic magnets do more than just hold up your grocery lists—they add a playful twist to your kitchen decor. Whether you're negotiating snack time for the hundredth time or just trying to survive another day, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. Perfect for yourself or as a fun gift for parents (or friends) who could use a little comic relief in their daily whirlwind. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

What i said: I Have to Pee, What my kids hear: Family Meeting, Assemble in the Bathroom. Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – I Have to Pee, What my kids hear: Family Meeting, Assemble in the Bathroom, but your fridge shouldn't be! Crafted with a sprinkle of sass and a whole lot of understanding (we’ve been there!), these magnets deliver the humor you didn’t know your kitchen needed. When life throws little impatient mini-yous your way, slap some sarcasm on the fridge and have a good laugh instead of a meltdown! Each magnet is meticulously handcrafted from wood, with laser-engraved cheeky phrases that pack a punch. Strong, rustic, and loaded with personality, these magnets don’t just hold your grocery lists—they bring a smile to your face every time you reach for the fridge. Whether you're negotiating snack time or just trying to keep it together, these sarcastic wonders are here to brighten your day. They're also the perfect gift for parents (or friends) who could use a little comic relief in their daily whirlwind of chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

My Goal as a Parent.... Dont raise Arseholes, Finish the Laundry, Everything else is negotiable. Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – my goal as a parent, but your fridge shouldn't be! Crafted with a touch of sass and a lot of patience (trust us, we get it), these magnets bring a much-needed dose of humor to your daily grind. After all, when life hands you little impatient versions of yourself, why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh it off? Each magnet is handcrafted from wood, with every sarcastic phrase laser-engraved for maximum impact. Durable and charmingly rustic, these magnets not only keep your notes and grocery lists secure but also add a hilarious flair to your kitchen decor. Whether you're battling through the latest snack request or just trying to hold it all together, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. They're also the perfect gift for any parent (or friend) who needs a little comic relief in their day-to-day chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

Parenting is Hack, There are no Hacks, Everything is Hard, These kids dont listen, This is your life now Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – because parenting has no hacks, but your fridge shouldn't be! Crafted with a touch of sass and a lot of patience (trust us, we get it), these magnets bring a much-needed dose of humor to your daily grind. After all, when life hands you little impatient versions of yourself, why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh it off? Each magnet is handcrafted from wood, with every sarcastic phrase laser-engraved for maximum impact. Durable and charmingly rustic, these magnets not only keep your notes and grocery lists secure but also add a hilarious flair to your kitchen decor. Whether you're battling through the latest snack request or just trying to hold it all together, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. They're also the perfect gift for any parent (or friend) who needs a little comic relief in their day-to-day chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

Please dont say hurtful things like: Mum what's for dinner. Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – Please dont say hurtful things like, but your fridge shouldn't be! Crafted with a touch of sass and a lot of patience (trust us, we get it), these magnets bring a much-needed dose of humor to your daily grind. After all, when life hands you little impatient versions of yourself, why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh it off? Each magnet is handcrafted from wood, with every sarcastic phrase laser-engraved for maximum impact. Durable and charmingly rustic, these magnets not only keep your notes and grocery lists secure but also add a hilarious flair to your kitchen decor. Whether you're battling through the latest snack request or just trying to hold it all together, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. They're also the perfect gift for any parent (or friend) who needs a little comic relief in their day-to-day chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

Sassy Plant Markers – “High Maintenance” & “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” For plants with attitude (and plant parents who get the joke). Some plants are drama queens, some are survivors, and some are… well, both. Enter our Sassy Plant Markers, the ultimate tongue-in-cheek accessories for your pots and planters. With bold phrases like “High Maintenance” and “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later”, these little signs do all the talking so your plants don’t have to. Made to order in Woodend, VIC with sustainable 3D printing, each marker is lightweight, durable, and weather-resistant—perfect for indoor jungles, windowsill herb gardens, or gifting to that one friend who kills every plant they touch. Why You’ll Love Them: Snarky engraved phrases: “High Maintenance” + “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” 3D printed to order with eco-friendly materials Crisp finish with bold black lettering Lightweight, sturdy & reusable Works in soil, pots, planters, or even as quirky gift toppers  Proudly made in Woodend, VIC  Size Stats: Height (including stake): 100 - 110mm Sign Width: 65 - 90mm Sign Height: 30 - 40mm Whether you’re a proud plant parent or a serial plant killer, these markers keep your green buddies looking good—even if their leaves are saying otherwise.  P.S. They won’t water your plants, but they will make you laugh when you forget to.

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

Introducing our Handcrafted Wooden Gift Card Holder for Father's Day Add your custom message on the back. Hey there, hero of the toolbox! We've crafted something just for you straight from the heart of Woodend, Victoria. Picture this: a finely engraved wooden gift card holder, lovingly made by a small family-run business. It's not just any holder—it's your go-to for storing those valuable cards that say, "Dad, you're the best!" Engraved with a dash of humor and a heap of truth, our holder proudly declares, "If Dad can't fix it, we're all Screwed." Because let's face it, Dad's DIY skills are legendary. From fixing wobbly chairs to rescuing tangled Christmas lights, he's the real MVP of household repairs. So, this Father's Day, treat him to something as solid as his handyman reputation. Our wooden holder isn't just a gift—it's a nod to Dad's can-do spirit and a reminder that with a little love and laughter, every fix-it challenge becomes a memorable adventure. Grab yours now and make Dad proud! Because with this holder in hand, there's no doubt he'll fix whatever comes his way—even if it's just putting a smile on your face.  

Add some fun and color to your keys with this handmade Sea Turtle shaped keychain!  The acrylic material changes color, making it a unique and playful accessory. The engraved outline adds a personal touch, making it a perfect gift for any Sea enthusiast. Designed and made in Woodend, Victoria, by a kid.. Dimensions: - 5.0 x 5.0cm

Elevate your holiday traditions with our exquisite Christmas tree decoration, laser engraved with your beloved dog breed, and meticulously handcrafted in the scenic Macedon Ranges. This isn't just any ornament—it's a personalised celebration of your furry family member, designed to add a touch of heartwarming charm to your festivities. Each decoration is crafted with utmost care and attention to detail, ensuring superior quality and durability. The laser engraving technique precisely captures the distinctive features of your dog breed, creating a stunning keepsake that sparkles amidst the holiday lights. Whether adorning your own tree or gifted to a fellow dog lover, our custom Christmas decoration embodies the spirit of handmade craftsmanship from the Macedon Ranges. Cherish the bond with your canine companion and celebrate this holiday season with a heartfelt tribute that shines with love and joy. Size: 7cm Diameter Made in Woodend, Victoria

Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery! Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants. Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling. Featuring engraved text like “Serial plant killer”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery. Size: 11.5cm x 5cm Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨

"Shit Stirrer" Wooden Spoon  Because some people stir more than just the pot! This laser-engraved wooden spoon is the perfect kitchen essential for the mischief-maker in your life. Whether they’re stirring sauces or stirring up drama, this utensil lets everyone know exactly what they’re about. Handmade by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is a funny, functional, and slightly cheeky addition to any kitchen. Laser-Engraved for Maximum Truth-Telling – Whether in the kitchen or in life, some people just can’t help but stir things up. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Created by a family-run business that knows a good spoon—and a good joke—when they see one. High-Quality Beechwood – Sturdy, durable, and ready for mixing, flipping, or just waving dramatically in conversations. The Perfect Gift – Ideal for kitchen pranksters, sarcastic friends, and anyone who embraces their inner shit stirrer. Guaranteed to Get Laughs – Just make sure the recipient actually cooks before handing them this spoon! Whether you’re cooking up something delicious or just making trouble, this spoon is a must-have for the ultimate stirrer in every household. Add it to your kitchen or gift it to someone who takes their stirring skills seriously!

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Attention, gentlemen! Before you step up, take a deep breath, and let’s have a moment of honesty… your aim needs work, and your measurements? Well, let’s just say "man inches" aren’t real. This laser-engraved, hand-painted, and vinyl-wrapped sign is the subtle (but not-so-subtle) reminder that standing closer is always a good idea. Handmade by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, it’s the perfect mix of humour and practicality. Precision Laser Engraving and Hand-Painted Details – Because if your aim can’t be sharp, at least your décor can be. Vinyl-Wrapped for Durability – Built to last, unlike your excuses for missing the mark. Locally Made in Woodend, Victoria – A handcrafted piece created with both artistry and a deep understanding of men’s overestimations. Ready to Hang – Includes rear mount, so installation is easier than convincing you to admit the truth. Classy Yet Hilarious – Because, mate, it’s not that long, and it never was. Ideal for pubs, home bathrooms, mancaves, or anywhere that sees a suspiciously high amount of "near misses." Whether it’s a cheeky gift or a necessity, this sign is guaranteed to get laughs—and hopefully improve aim.

Showing Unannounced Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material: Front - Coir, Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected.

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Front - Rubberised Painted and UV Protected Rear - Rubber Backed 

Welcome to the Shroom Sweet Shroom – where fairies pop in for tea and toadstool tales! Handcrafted with love (and a sprinkle of mischief) in the magical Macedon Ranges by the whimsical crew at Unicorn Fart Productions, this fairy door isn't just a door—it's a portal to pure enchantment. Our Shroom Sweet Shroom fairy door is bursting with personality: from its rosy red, polka-dotted toadstool roof to the cheerful picket fence and hand-painted blooms, it’s practically begging to be the centrepiece of your fairy garden or windowsill wonderland. Made from laser-cut wood and painted with care by our family-run team of crafty dreamers, this one-of-a-kind piece is proof that fairy tales are alive and well—and living in miniature mushroom houses. Whether you're welcoming woodland spirits, delighting tiny humans, or simply adding a touch of whimsy to your shelf life, this handcrafted fairy door is your ticket to everyday magic. Dimensions: 110 x 120mm

“Shut the Front Door” DoormatHandmade by Unicorn Fart Productions – Woodend, Victoria Bring a bit of sass and a whole lot of personality to your doorstep with our bestselling “Shut the Front Door” doormat. It's the perfect mix of humour and hospitality — guaranteed to make guests smile before they’ve even knocked. Product Features: Handmade in Woodend, Regional Victoria Bold black lettering printed on durable, natural coir mat Non-slip backing for safe and secure use Ideal size for standard front doors (measures approx. 60x40cm) Helps trap dirt while delivering a laugh Made to order, so every mat is crafted with care Perfect for housewarmings, gift-giving, or just elevating your own entryway with some playful charm. Practical, stylish, and just the right amount of cheeky.

Looking for a key chain that will make your keys easy to find and access? Look no further than this Hand Crafted silicone key chain with clip! Made of durable and long lasting silicone, this key chain is perfect for attaching to your keys, purse, or backpack. With its handy clip, you'll be able to keep your keys close at hand without having to worry about losing them.

Looking for a key chain that will make your keys easy to find and access? Look no further than this Hand Crafted silicone key chain with clip! Made of durable and long lasting silicone, this key chain is perfect for attaching to your keys, purse, or backpack. With its handy clip, you'll be able to keep your keys close at hand without having to worry about losing them.

Looking for a key chain that will make your keys easy to find and access? Look no further than this Hand Crafted silicone key chain with clip! Made of durable and long lasting silicone, this key chain is perfect for attaching to your keys, purse, or backpack. With its handy clip, you'll be able to keep your keys close at hand without having to worry about losing them.

Looking for a key chain that will make your keys easy to find and access? Look no further than this Hand Crafted silicone key chain with clip! Made of durable and long lasting silicone, this key chain is perfect for attaching to your keys, purse, or backpack. With its handy clip, you'll be able to keep your keys close at hand without having to worry about losing them.

Meet the Sir Pecks a Lot Bring a little farm-fresh charm into your home with this hand-painted wooden hen magnet, a lovingly crafted piece made in Woodend, Victoria. Each magnet is crafted from timber and painted with care, ensuring no two are exactly alike. It’s a charming way to enhance your kitchen décor, add a touch of countryside warmth, or gift to someone who loves all things rustic and handmade. Beyond its visual appeal, this magnet helps support a small, family-run Australian business, making it a thoughtful purchase that gives back to the local community.  

Cat-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Sir Pounce A Lot Because no garden is complete without a little feline flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky cat-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of whiskered charm to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as fun as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring personality, colour, and a little bit of cattitude to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two cats are exactly alike, just like no two garden adventures are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Cat Enthusiasts – Whether you have a real feline friend or just admire their independent spirit, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Designed to withstand the elements, just like a determined cat staring through a closed door. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, cat lovers, or anyone who enjoys a bit of playful personality in their plant collection. Whether it's watching over your herbs or judging your gardening skills from a safe distance, this feline friend will fit right in!

If at first you don't succeed.... Skydiving is not for you. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or five we won't judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!