Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Petal Peck Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

"Petal to the Metal" Acrylic EarringsHandcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions Fresh-picked style with a bold twist—these "Petal to the Metal" earrings are here to turn heads and brighten days. Handmade by the ever-creative team at Unicorn Fart Productions, a proudly family-owned maker based in Woodend, Victoria, these earrings bring the garden party wherever you go. Featuring striking deep purple petals and vibrant green stems, these acrylic tulip-style earrings are a modern take on floral flair. They're lightweight enough for all-day wear and bold enough to make a statement, whether you're dressing up a simple outfit or adding the final touch to your festival fit. Perfect for flower lovers, colour enthusiasts, or anyone who likes their accessories to come with a little attitude, this pair is a celebration of playful style and local craftsmanship. Because when your earrings are this cute, the compliments just bloom naturally. So go on—treat your lobes to a little petal power.

Discover the epitome of elegance with our Handmade Acrylic Earrings, meticulously crafted in the scenic Macedon Ranges. Each pair is a unique masterpiece, skilfully designed to elevate your style.Made from premium-quality acrylic, these earrings boast vibrant colours and a polished finish, ensuring durability and timeless beauty. The hypoallergenic stainless steel hooks and rings provide a secure and comfortable fit, making them suitable for even the most sensitive skin.Indulge in the artistry of the Macedon Ranges and adorn yourself with these accessories. Elevate your look effortlessly with our Handmade Acrylic Earrings – where quality, craftsmanship, and sophistication converge.

Hot Pink Skull EarringsHandmade by Unicorn Fart Productions – Woodend, Victoria Make a fierce statement with these vibrant hot pink skull earrings — the perfect combo of edgy and playful. With their laser-cut detail and high-gloss finish, these eye-catching accessories are made for those who like their style with a little attitude and a whole lot of fun. Product Features: Handmade in Woodend, Regional Victoria Bold skull design with intricate cut-out floral detail Glossy hot pink finish that pops against any outfit Lightweight acrylic for all-day wearability without the drag Silver-toned hooks for a sleek, modern finish Great for festivals, Halloween, Day of the Dead celebrations, or standout everyday wear These earrings are more than just accessories — they're a statement. Whether you're dressing up, standing out, or just expressing your bold side, this pair brings serious personality to your look.

Hot Pink Floral Skull EarringsHandmade by Unicorn Fart Productions – Woodend, Victoria Make a bold statement with these striking hot pink skull earrings, where edgy meets elegant. Featuring delicate floral cutout details and a glossy, vibrant finish, these earrings are the perfect mix of playful rebellion and standout style. Product Features: Handcrafted in Woodend, Regional Victoria Intricate laser-cut floral skull design in vibrant hot pink acrylic Lightweight for all-day wear without weighing you down Glossy finish that catches the light with every move Silver-toned hooks for a clean, polished look Great for festivals, Halloween, themed parties, or simply making a statement Perfect for those who love to blend a little goth-glam with their everyday sparkle — because who says skulls can’t be fabulous?

Discover the epitome of elegance with our Handmade Acrylic Earrings, meticulously crafted in the scenic Macedon Ranges. Each pair is a unique masterpiece, skilfully designed to elevate your style.Made from premium-quality acrylic, these earrings boast vibrant colours and a polished finish, ensuring durability and timeless beauty. The hypoallergenic stainless steel hooks and rings provide a secure and comfortable fit, making them suitable for even the most sensitive skin.Indulge in the artistry of the Macedon Ranges and adorn yourself with these accessories. Elevate your look effortlessly with our Handmade Acrylic Earrings – where quality, craftsmanship, and sophistication converge.

Introducing the Pixie Post Round door – where fairies knock thrice and the tea’s always warm. Handcrafted in the misty magic of the Macedon Ranges by the fairy-obsessed folks at Unicorn Fart Productions, this handcrafted fairy door is a cosy nook of charm and wonder, perfect for woodland wanderers and tiny home enthusiasts. With its rounded purple door (because straight lines are overrated), leafy archway, and cheerful cobblestone trim, the Pixie Post Round door gives serious "cottage core but make it enchanted" vibes. There's even a lantern for midnight mushroom foraging and a potted flower ready to spill secrets. Laser-cut with love and hand-painted with twinkly-eyed precision, this fairy door is made by our family-run team who believe every tiny detail should tell a story. Whether it’s nestled into a garden bed, peeking from a bookshelf, or brightening up a child’s room, this whimsical entryway is a gentle nudge to believe in magic—and maybe leave out a biscuit or two. Dimensions: 120 x 115mm

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Introducing the Please Ring Bell & Pull Weeds Doormat, the perfect addition to any home looking for a touch of humour. Made from natural coir, this doormat offers both durability and easy maintenance, making it a practical choice for keeping floors clean. The PVC base ensures your shoes stay free of mud, while the witty design will bring a smile to your face every time you step inside. Handcrafted in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, this doormat adds an extra touch of charm to your home. Don't wait any longer - get your Doormat today! Measuring 600mm x 400mm, it's the perfect size for any doorway. The front is made of coir, while the back is made of PVC and painted with UV protection for long-lasting use.

Elevate your gardening experience with our whimsical Funny Plant Stakes in playful shapes – a delightful fusion of sustainable craftsmanship and creative charm. Handcrafted with love in the enchanting Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature, artistry, and sustainability.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-conscious living. By choosing our Funny Plant Stakes, you're not only supporting your plants but also contributing to the preservation of our environment. The wood used is not only responsibly harvested but also selected for its durability, ensuring a long-lasting and eco-friendly addition to your garden.What sets these plant stakes apart is their captivating shapes and amusing designs. From adorable animals to funky geometric forms, our Funny Plant Stakes bring a touch of joy and character to your green haven. Each stake is a mini-masterpiece, adding a dash of personality to your plant collection.Handcrafted in small batches, these plant stakes showcase the skilful artistry of our team in the Macedon Ranges. No two stakes are exactly alike, making each piece a unique and charming addition to your garden. Whether you're a seasoned gardener or a budding enthusiast, these stakes are a playful way to express your love for plants and creativity.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by providing support for your plants, but they also serve as eye-catching ornaments. Transform your garden into a whimsical wonderland, where each plant stake tells a story and sparks joy.Choose sustainability, choose artistry, choose humor – choose our Funny Plant Stakes in delightful shapes. Elevate your gardening style and make your green space a true reflection of your personality. Plant with flair, plant with fun! Size: 12.5cm x 8cm

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

Step into a winter wonderland with our whimsical Laser-Cut Prancing Reindeer Tree Decoration, crafted with love by our family-run business nestled in the heart of Woodend, Victoria. Each reindeer is a testament to artisanal craftsmanship, meticulously cut from durable plywood and hand-finished to perfection. Adorned with intricate details that capture the essence of a merry prance, these reindeer bring a touch of woodland magic to your holiday decor. Their rustic string ties make them easy to hang, allowing you to create a festive scene that sparkles with seasonal charm. Choosing our Laser-Cut Prancing Reindeer Tree Decoration means more than just embellishing your tree; it's about supporting a local family business dedicated to creating unique and joyful products. Let these delightful reindeer dance their way into your holiday traditions, adding merriment and magic to every corner of your home. Size: 7cm Diameter

Unwrap the spirit of the season with our enchanting Christmas Present Stud Earrings, each a masterpiece crafted by hand in the Macedon Ranges. These earrings capture the essence of holiday joy, shaped delicately from acrylic into the iconic gift box silhouette. Every pair is a unique creation, meticulously designed to bring a touch of festive magic to your ears. The vibrant acrylic glows with the promise of celebration, while hypoallergenic Stainless Steel studs ensure comfort and peace of mind for sensitive ears. Whether you're dressing up for a holiday party or spreading cheer at a family gathering, these earrings are the perfect accessory. They embody the craftsmanship and care of our Macedon Ranges young artisans, making them not just jewelry, but a cherished symbol of seasonal delight. Indulge in the joy of giving with our Christmas Present Stud Earrings — because every day can be a celebration when you wear a little piece of the holidays, lovingly handcrafted and uniquely yours.    

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

I put the PRO in procrastinate. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 13.5cm x 6cm

Welcome to the Pumpkin Patch Cottage – where fairies harvest moonlight, mushrooms giggle after dark, and scarecrows swap secrets with squirrels. Lovingly handcrafted in the enchanted Macedon Ranges by the spellbinding crew at Unicorn Fart Productions, this handcrafted fairy door is a delicious slice of autumn magic all year round. Shaped like a plump pumpkin straight from a fairy tale (minus the midnight curfew), Pumpkin Patch Cottage features a warm woodgrain door, twirly vine stem, and a lantern ready to guide tiny trick-or-treaters or wandering woodland folk. With a jolly little scarecrow, spotty mushrooms, and a cosy picket fence, it’s practically begging for a fairy fête. Laser-cut and hand-painted with oodles of charm by our family-run team of whimsy-makers, this door is perfect for autumnal fairy gardens, spooky-season shelves, or any spot that could use a little pumpkin spice and pixie nice. Because nothing says “home sweet gourd” like a fairy-sized pumpkin palace. Dimensions: 170 x 130mm

Punny Plant Markers  Because your plants deserve punchlines too. Turn your pots into a comedy stage with our Punny Plant Marker, he ultimate way to show off your green babies and your sense of humour. Featuring quips like “Lookin’ Sharp!”, “I’m On Point!”, “Can’t Touch This!” and “Stick With Me!”, these little signs are perfect for cacti, succulents, or any spiky sidekick that loves a laugh. Made to order in Woodend, VIC using sustainable 3D printing, each marker is lightweight, durable, and finished in crisp colours that pop against your plants. Funny, functional, and fabulous, it’s plant parenting with personality.  Why You’ll Love Them: Choose 1 or 4 pun-tastic plant markers Engraved slogans: “Lookin’ Sharp!”, “I’m On Point!”, “Can’t Touch This!”, “Stick With Me!” 3D printed to order in Woodend, VIC with eco-friendly materials Durable, reusable & weather resistant White stakes with bold blue lettering for maximum pop Perfect for gifts, plant swaps, or just treating yourself  Size Stats: Total Height: 110mm Sign Width: 80mm Sign Height: 20mm Pop them in your pots and let your plants crack the jokes for once.  P.S. They won’t water your plants for you, but they will distract from that one cactus you’ve definitely forgotten about. 🦄

I didnt mean to push all your buttons I was looking for Mute Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was looking for MUTE. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected  

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 13.5cm x 6cm

Real Friends bring Wine Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material: Front - Coir, Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Red Flags? Bring it Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Get ready to gallop into the holiday spirit with our charming Laser-Cut Reindeer Tree Decoration, lovingly handcrafted in the cozy workshop of our family-run business right here in Woodend, Victoria. Each reindeer is meticulously crafted from high-quality plywood, ensuring a blend of durability and rustic charm that will adorn your Christmas tree for years to come. Adorned with intricate laser-cut details, these reindeer bring a touch of woodland magic to your holiday decor. Their rustic string ties make them easy to hang and position just right on your tree, adding a whimsical touch to your festive celebrations. By choosing our Laser-Cut Reindeer Tree Decoration, you're not just decorating your tree; you're supporting a local family business dedicated to craftsmanship and creativity. Let these delightful reindeer prance their way into your heart and bring joy to your holiday season! Size: 7.5cm Diameter

Ribbed 3D Printed Planter with Legs A little pot with a lot of personality. Add a pop of playful greenery to your space with our ribbed 3D printed planter, designed and made in Woodend, VIC. Each planter is made to order, which means you’re not just buying a pot, you’re adopting a tiny throne for your plant babies. With a sleek matte finish and a fabulously ribbed bodice (ooh la la), this beauty stands tall on its dainty little legs, perfect for showing off your succulents, herbs, or any leafy diva that loves the spotlight. And yes, it comes with a matching drip tray, because your bench deserves to stay cute too. Why You’ll Love It: Comes with a fixed drip tray—no mess, no stress Smooth matte finish for that modern-chic vibe Raised on legs to let your plants strut their stuff Available in: Dark Green, Desert Tan, Charcoal & Grass Green Ribbed texture that plays nice with any décor Lightweight, sturdy & sustainably 3D printed in Woodend, VIC Crafted with care, made to order—just for you  Size Specs: Diameter: 95mm Height: 85mm (including those cute little legs) For plant lovers who appreciate the finer (and funner) things in life, this locally made planter is the perfect mix of practical, pretty, and proudly Aussie-made. P.S. Colours may vary slightly depending on lighting, cameras, and whether a unicorn was nearby when we took the photo. 

Roll a Bunny – The Hoppin’ Good Dice Game! Who needs boring board games when you can roll your way to bunny-building greatness? "Roll a Bunny" is the perfect mix of chance, fun, and adorable chaos—keeping kids entertained and parents secretly trying to win. Here’s how it works: roll the dice, match the number to a bunny part, and piece together your very own dapper rabbit. Will you get the body first? The bow? Or will your bunny be all ears before it even has a head? It’s a race to see who can complete their bunny first! Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by the whimsical minds at Unicorn Fart Productions, this wooden game is built to last through countless rounds of laughter and friendly competition. Whether it’s for Easter, game night, or just keeping the kids amused while you enjoy a hot cuppa, Roll a Bunny is pure family fun. Warning: Highly addictive. Side effects may include uncontrollable giggles and an intense love for well-dressed rabbits. Dimensions: 10.5cm(w) x 18cm (l) The colour layout are selected at random, if you are after a certain colour add a note at checkout and we will do our best to help you.

I'm sorry did I roll my eyes out loud? Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Rosebitch Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

Introducing the Sweet Cheese Round Paddle Wooden Board with a handle - the perfect addition to your next party or holiday gathering. This handcrafted acacia wood board is ideal for serving up holiday pies, sandwiches, and appetisers. With this board that cheddar's the world and stirs the feta cheese, why diss it? So add this Wooden Board with a handle to your shopping list and make your next event a stilton of a time! Made in Woodend, Victoria.  Dimensions/Size: 40cm (L) x 30cm (W) x 1.4cm (D)

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

🎅📅 Santa Countdown Spinner – Let the Jingle Begin! 📅🎅 The countdown is ON, and the excitement is spinning faster than Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve! Introducing our “Days Until Santa” Countdown Ornament, 3D printed right here in Woodend, Victoria, and bursting with pre-Christmas magic. 🎄✨ Just twist the top dial each day and watch the numbers tumble down until the Big Guy arrives! With a jolly Santa face, bold festive red design, and glittery black trim, this ornament turns anticipation into a daily delight. 🎁 No chocolate needed—just good old-fashioned countdown joy! Perfect for: Kids who ask every day “how many more sleeps?” Adding excitement to the lead-up to Christmas Reusable fun year after year Gifting to families, teachers, or festive fanatics 🔁 Spin it. Count it. Celebrate it. Because the only thing better than Christmas Day... is counting down to it! 👉 Snag yours now and make every day before Christmas feel like a mini celebration!

Santa Face EarringsHandmade by Unicorn Fart Productions – Woodend, Victoria Add a jolly touch to your Christmas outfit with these adorable Santa face earrings. With their glittery red hats, pink noses and cheery expressions, they're perfect for anyone who loves to celebrate with a bit of fun and flair. Product Features: Handmade in Woodend, Regional Victoria Features a classic Santa face with a glittery red hat and rosy cheeks Lightweight and comfortable for all-day holiday wear Made to order with a unique, handcrafted finish A great conversation starter at festive events and end-of-year celebrations Ideal as a stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, or festive treat for yourself Whether you're decking the halls or dashing through the shops, these Santa earrings will keep the holiday spirit shining bright.

Santa Face EarringsHandmade by Unicorn Fart Productions – Woodend, Victoria Add a jolly touch to your Christmas outfit with these adorable Santa face earrings. With their glittery red hats, pink noses and cheery expressions, they're perfect for anyone who loves to celebrate with a bit of fun and flair. Product Features: Handmade in Woodend, Regional Victoria Features a classic Santa face with a glittery red hat and rosy cheeks Lightweight and comfortable for all-day holiday wear Made to order with a unique, handcrafted finish A great conversation starter at festive events and end-of-year celebrations Ideal as a stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, or festive treat for yourself Whether you're decking the halls or dashing through the shops, these Santa earrings will keep the holiday spirit shining bright.

🎄“Santa Knows You’ve Been a C*nt” Ornament – The Naughty List Never Looked So Good 🎁 You can’t spell “Christmas cheer” without blunt honesty and a sprinkle of savage sass – and this 3D-printed gem delivers both in festive AF style. Behold: the Adults-Only Ornament that says what everyone’s thinking but Grandma’s too polite to admit. Perfect for the tree, office Secret Santa, or that one mate who thinks “Elf on the Shelf” is a personality trait. Lovingly designed and 3D printed right here in Woodend, Victoria, this little red truth bomb is crafted with precision, sarcasm, and a healthy lack of filter. Featuring bold lettering, a cheeky bow, and enough glittery attitude to get you instantly banned from the church Christmas pageant. 🎅 For adults who:– Have a sense of humour darker than Santa’s coal stash– Are tired of pretending they’re on the “nice” list– Deserve a holiday roast (the verbal kind) Warning: Not safe for kids, Karens, or reindeer with delicate sensibilities. Hang it. Own it. Shock your in-laws.Because Santa sees everything… and he’s got receipts.

“Santa Knows You’ve Been a Prick” Ornament – Festive Honesty at Its Finest Tired of fake cheer and forced carols? This brutally honest bauble is here to deck the halls and the egos. Introducing the Adults-Only Ornament that doesn’t sugar-coat a single candy cane. Crafted for those special someones who’ve earned themselves a prime spot on Santa’s nope list, this 3D-printed beauty tells it like it is. Ideal for office banter, cheeky Secret Santas, or hanging proudly on your own tree to remind visitors what kind of Christmas they're walking into. Lovingly designed and 3D printed right here in Woodend, Victoria, it's made with precision, sarcasm, and zero concern for seasonal subtlety. With bold lettering and unapologetic charm, it’s festive décor with bite. Perfect for adults who:– Believe honesty is a Christmas virtue– Aren’t afraid to call out the real grinches– Think “nice” is highly overrated Not suitable for children, the easily offended, or anyone who thinks Christmas should be sacred and sweet. Hang it loud. Hang it proud. And remember — Santa’s not the only one taking notes.

Handcrafted right here in Woodend,Victoria. Our quirky creations are brought to life by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-run small business fueled by laughter, mischief, and just a hint of magic (okay, maybe more than a hint). This festive season, we’re bringing you a laser-cut and engraved masterpiece in the shape of Santa’s Sack and Hat! Precision-crafted and designed with cheeky holiday cheer, this one-of-a-kind piece is perfect for adding a playful, festive touch to your home—or for gifting someone who loves a good chuckle under the mistletoe. Proudly made with laughter and a little unicorn sparkle. Because life’s too short for boring decorations. 🎅💨✨ Material 3mm Laser Ply, Hand Painted. Dimensions Approx: 70mm W x 90mm H x 3mm Thick  

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Santa's Surveillance Cam: The Elf-Approved Holiday Watchdog! Don't forget you can add the kids names as well. Ever wonder how Santa keeps tabs on who’s naughty or nice? Well, wonder no more! Introducing Santa's Surveillance Camera, handcrafted and hand-painted by our very own team of elf-endorsed artisans in Woodend, Victoria. This isn’t just any ol' Christmas decoration—this is a 3D, elf-powered masterpiece made to keep holiday mischief in check! Why This Camera Will Be the Talk of the North Pole: Elf Technology: Forget cookies and milk—Santa’s elves have upgraded their tech! This handcrafted surveillance cam is their latest innovation in keeping Christmas spirit high and mischief low. With layers of quality plywood, it has a cool 3D look that’ll make your house the most secure in the neighbourhood! Handcrafted & Hand-painted: Each camera is lovingly made and painted by a small family-run business in Woodend, Victoria. No two are exactly alike, which means Santa’s surveillance is as unique as your holiday season! 3D Design Magic: With its layered plywood construction, this Surveillance camera pops with dimension, making it look like the elves are truly watching from within. It’s like having a mini North Pole command center right in your living room! Fun & Functional: This isn’t just a cute decoration—it’s a holiday conversation starter! Whether it's convincing the kids to behave or just adding a dash of festive fun, Santa’s Surveillance Camera has got you covered. Support Local: When you pick up one of these elf-approved cams, you’re not just buying a decoration—you’re supporting a small family-owned business that pours love and holiday cheer into every piece. So, hang Santa's Surveillance Camera on your tree, and let the elves do the rest. Because this year, Santa’s got an extra eye on the action—and it’s all happening right in your living room!  Ornament Size: Between 10 - 12cm (H) x 6.5 - 9.0 cm Don't forget you can customise it with your kids names, if you have more than 3 names please contact so we can see what we can do to assist.

Did you ever think shopping would be the highlight of your day? Have Kids Crafted with a dash of sass and a whole lot of patience (trust us, we know the struggle!), these magnets bring some much-needed humour to your daily chaos. When life hands you impatient little versions of yourself, why not throw some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh through the madness? Each magnet is lovingly handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria, by the creative team at Unicorn Fart Productions. Made from high-quality wood and featuring laser-engraved, cheeky phrases, these durable and rustic magnets do more than just hold up your grocery lists—they add a playful twist to your kitchen decor. Whether you're negotiating snack time for the hundredth time or just trying to survive another day, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. Perfect for yourself or as a fun gift for parents (or friends) who could use a little comic relief in their daily whirlwind. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

What i said: I Have to Pee, What my kids hear: Family Meeting, Assemble in the Bathroom. Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – I Have to Pee, What my kids hear: Family Meeting, Assemble in the Bathroom, but your fridge shouldn't be! Crafted with a sprinkle of sass and a whole lot of understanding (we’ve been there!), these magnets deliver the humor you didn’t know your kitchen needed. When life throws little impatient mini-yous your way, slap some sarcasm on the fridge and have a good laugh instead of a meltdown! Each magnet is meticulously handcrafted from wood, with laser-engraved cheeky phrases that pack a punch. Strong, rustic, and loaded with personality, these magnets don’t just hold your grocery lists—they bring a smile to your face every time you reach for the fridge. Whether you're negotiating snack time or just trying to keep it together, these sarcastic wonders are here to brighten your day. They're also the perfect gift for parents (or friends) who could use a little comic relief in their daily whirlwind of chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

Please dont say hurtful things likePlease dont say hurtful things like, before it's disgusting again. Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets. Crafted with a touch of sass and a lot of patience (trust us, we get it), these magnets bring a much-needed dose of humor to your daily grind. After all, when life hands you little impatient versions of yourself, why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh it off? Each magnet is handcrafted from wood, with every sarcastic phrase laser-engraved for maximum impact. Durable and charmingly rustic, these magnets not only keep your notes and grocery lists secure but also add a hilarious flair to your kitchen decor. Whether you're battling through the latest snack request or just trying to hold it all together, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. They're also the perfect gift for any parent (or friend) who needs a little comic relief in their day-to-day chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

My Goal as a Parent.... Dont raise Arseholes, Finish the Laundry, Everything else is negotiable. Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – my goal as a parent, but your fridge shouldn't be! Crafted with a touch of sass and a lot of patience (trust us, we get it), these magnets bring a much-needed dose of humor to your daily grind. After all, when life hands you little impatient versions of yourself, why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh it off? Each magnet is handcrafted from wood, with every sarcastic phrase laser-engraved for maximum impact. Durable and charmingly rustic, these magnets not only keep your notes and grocery lists secure but also add a hilarious flair to your kitchen decor. Whether you're battling through the latest snack request or just trying to hold it all together, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. They're also the perfect gift for any parent (or friend) who needs a little comic relief in their day-to-day chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

Parenting is Hack, There are no Hacks, Everything is Hard, These kids dont listen, This is your life now Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – because parenting has no hacks, but your fridge shouldn't be! Crafted with a touch of sass and a lot of patience (trust us, we get it), these magnets bring a much-needed dose of humor to your daily grind. After all, when life hands you little impatient versions of yourself, why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh it off? Each magnet is handcrafted from wood, with every sarcastic phrase laser-engraved for maximum impact. Durable and charmingly rustic, these magnets not only keep your notes and grocery lists secure but also add a hilarious flair to your kitchen decor. Whether you're battling through the latest snack request or just trying to hold it all together, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. They're also the perfect gift for any parent (or friend) who needs a little comic relief in their day-to-day chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

Please dont say hurtful things like: Mum what's for dinner. Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – Please dont say hurtful things like, but your fridge shouldn't be! Crafted with a touch of sass and a lot of patience (trust us, we get it), these magnets bring a much-needed dose of humor to your daily grind. After all, when life hands you little impatient versions of yourself, why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh it off? Each magnet is handcrafted from wood, with every sarcastic phrase laser-engraved for maximum impact. Durable and charmingly rustic, these magnets not only keep your notes and grocery lists secure but also add a hilarious flair to your kitchen decor. Whether you're battling through the latest snack request or just trying to hold it all together, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. They're also the perfect gift for any parent (or friend) who needs a little comic relief in their day-to-day chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm