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Merry Christmas Holy LC Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Merry Christmas Holy LC Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Merry Christmas Reindeer Large Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Merry Christmas Reindeer Small Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Merry Christmas Tree Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Merry F%&^&ing Christmas Doormat $48.50 $60.00
Spice up your doorstep with our handcrafted doormat—because life's too short for boring entrances. Crafted with love and a sprinkle of humor in the Macedon Ranges, each mat is a testament to craftsmanship and creativity. I ts secret weapon? A witty design that turns every arrival into a moment of joy. Perfect for homes where laughter is a daily requirement, this doormat invites guests to step in with a smile and leave their worries at the door. Whether you're decking out your own doorstep or surprising a friend with a gift that's guaranteed to bring laughter, our adult funny doormat is the ultimate conversation starter. "Merry F^&(ing Christmas" Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Merry Kiss my A&^& Doormat $48.50 $60.00
Not just a mat, but a masterpiece of mischief! Our adult funny doormat ensures your home's first impression is as delightful as it is practical. Crafted with care and attention to detail in the scenic Macedon Ranges, each mat is a testament to quality and creativity. Its design? A clever combination of humor and functionality that transforms your doorstep into a stage for laughter. Guaranteed to spark conversation and brighten any visitor's day, this doormat is more than just an accessory—it's a mood lifter. Whether you're welcoming old friends or making new ones, our adult funny doormat promises to set the tone for a visit filled with smiles and shared laughter. "Merry Kiss my Ass" Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Merry Swiftmas Range - Xmas Tree Decorations $3.00 $18.00
Are you ready to decorate like it’s 1989 and shake it off in style? Our Swiftmas Spectacular tree ornament is here to make your Christmas tree the champagne problem of your holiday season—glittering, glamorous, and just a little bit mischievous! Crafted with as much care as a love story straight out of Fearless, this ornament is the perfect mix of sparkle and Red-hot holiday cheer. It shines so bright that it could leave you dancing in a storm in your best dress—or at least under the twinkling lights of your tree. Every detail is so gorgeous that even your holiday guests will be saying, "I wish you would!" as they try to snag it for their own tree. And don’t worry, if anyone asks where you got it, you can just smile and say, "We are never, ever, ever telling you!" So, what are you waiting for? Add a touch of Wonderland to your holiday decor with the Swiftmas Spectacular tree ornament. Because when it comes to your Christmas tree, it should be as enchanting as you belong with me! Size: 7cm diameter
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Mini Christmas Tree $11.00 $18.00
Deck your halls with a touch of whimsy and sparkle with this handcrafted and hand-painted decorative Christmas tree from Unicorn Fart Productions! Made from plywood in the heart of The Macedon Ranges in Victoria, this festive gem comes in your choice of gold or silver, ensuring it will shimmer and shine brighter than Rudolph’s nose on Christmas Eve. But wait, there’s more! This clever 2-piece tree arrives as a flat pack, making it a breeze to assemble and even easier to store when the holidays are over. Dress it up with twinkling lights, wrap it in tinsel, and watch as it transforms into the showstopper of your holiday décor. Whether it’s the centerpiece of your festive display or a stylish sidekick to your Christmas festivities, this tree adds just the right amount of festive flair to make your season merry and bright. Perfect for those who love their holidays with a dash of humor, a sprinkle of sparkle, and a touch of practicality! Dimensions: 19cm (H) x 14cm (W)
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Mistletoe Mischief Ornament $5.00 $18.00
Get ready to deck the halls with some cheeky holiday charm! This Mistletoe Mischief Ornament is the perfect combination of festive fun and laugh-out-loud sass, designed to bring a smile (and maybe a blush) to anyone who sees it. Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria, by a small family business, this ornament is made from premium wood, featuring hand-painted details, festive bells, and a playful mistletoe design. Perfect as a quirky addition to your tree or as a hilarious gift for someone who enjoys a bit of Christmas mischief. Why It’s So Much Fun:🎄 Handcrafted with love and humor by a small family business.🎄 Made from high-quality wood and hand-painted for a unique, personal touch.🎄 Features colorful festive bells and a mistletoe crown – perfect for “hanging out” on your tree.🎄 Guaranteed to spark giggles and brighten up any holiday celebration! Add a bit of cheeky cheer to your Christmas decor with this hilarious handmade ornament – made right here in Victoria and guaranteed to make your festive season unforgettable! 🎅✨ Supply your own Pecker - Xtra Large (Man Size) Ornament Size:10cm (L) x 8.5cm (W) Comes with a ribbon ready to hand from your tree
Mother Days Plaque for that special Mum, Nan... $18.00
Celebrate the amazing women in your life with our 3D Timber Plaque, specially crafted by Unicorn Fart Productions for Mum, Mother, Mummy, Nan, Nanny, Gran, or Grandma! Handcrafted in the heart of Woodend, Victoria, this beautifully laser-cut and engraved plaque is the perfect way to say “Thank you” or “I love you” to that special lady who means the world to you. Whether she’s your mum, your nan, or your grandma, this plaque is a timeless token of love and appreciation. The stunning 3D design adds a touch of elegance, making this plaque a standout piece that she’ll proudly display. Every plaque is created with care, ensuring it’s as unique and cherished as the special woman it’s meant for. Perfect for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or just because, this plaque is more than just a gift—it’s a heartfelt keepsake that reminds her how much she’s loved every single day. Gift her something truly special with this enchanting 3D Timber Plaque from Unicorn Fart Productions, where each piece is handcrafted with love, care, and a sprinkle of magic! Dimensions - 16cm Tall x 11cm Wide
Mothers Day Gift - Build a Flower pot $15.00
Introduce your children to the world of craft with the DIY Mothers Day Gift pack! This handcrafted, laser cut timber project is perfect for kids who are looking to explore their creative side and make something special all on their own. With tools that have been designed specifically for kids, they can easily build the beautiful flower bouquet step by step and watch as it comes to life before their eyes. The kit includes laser cut pieces that your child can assemble following the instructions. To decorate, we’ve included a paint set and a paintbrush so they can personalise create their own unique design. It's also an ideal gift for kids of any age who loves being creative or just wants an engaging activity for themselves. Make this special craft project part of your little one’s learning experience today!
Mothers Day Gift - Build a Mothers Day... $15.00
Introduce your children to the world of craft with the DIY Mothers Day Gift pack! This handcrafted, laser cut timber project is perfect for kids who are looking to explore their creative side and make something special all on their own. With tools that have been designed specifically for kids, they can easily build the beautiful flower bouquet step by step and watch as it comes to life before their eyes. The kit includes laser cut pieces that your child can assemble following the instructions. To decorate, we’ve included a paint set and a paintbrush so they can personalise create their own unique design. It's also an ideal gift for kids of any age who loves being creative or just wants an engaging activity for themselves. Make this special craft project part of your little one’s learning experience today!
Mothers Day Gift - Most Amazing Mum $15.00
Introduce your children to the world of craft with the DIY Mothers Day Gift pack! This handcrafted, laser cut timber project is perfect for kids who are looking to explore their creative side and make something special all on their own. With tools that have been designed specifically for kids, they can easily build the beautiful flower bouquet step by step and watch as it comes to life before their eyes. The kit includes laser cut pieces that your child can assemble following the instructions. To decorate, we’ve included a paint set and a paintbrush so they can personalise create their own unique design. It's also an ideal gift for kids of any age who loves being creative or just wants an engaging activity for themselves. Make this special craft project part of your little one’s learning experience today!
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Multicolour octopus keychain $12.00 $14.00
Get a grip on your keys with our Playful multicolour octopus keychain! This handcrafted piece from Woodend, Victoria. A unique, lively touch to your everyday essentials. Made from vibrant, laser-cut acrylic, the octopus design features multiple colours that create a fun, eye-catching effect, guaranteed to stand out. Its quirky design is sure to make a splash and add a dash of personality to your daily routine—say goodbye to boring, run-of-the-mill keychains! Each keychain is made with care, ensuring that no two are exactly alike, so you can carry a truly unique accessory wherever you go. Whether attached to your keys, purse, or backpack, this octopus keychain brings a sense of whimsy and charm to the smallest details of your day.
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My Last Fuck Bottle $15.00 $18.00
Do you have too many fucks to give? Well, we've got just the thing for you! Introducing the My Last Fuck Jar - a unique and hilarious gift for your loved ones. This jar is perfect for those times when you need to let off some steam, but don't want to resort to cursing in public. Simply write down all of your fucks, and release them when you're feeling frustrated or overwhelmed. This jar is also perfect for occasions when you want to swear like a sailor, but don't want to get into trouble. You can send this fuck in a postcard, hide it sneakily in your friends' pockets to give them a surprise or put it secretly on their desks. Whatever you do, just be sure to have some fun with it! The My Last Fuck Jar is made of Glass and comes with a cute little cork lid. It makes a great gift for boyfriends, girlfriends, sons, daughters, husbands, wives, friends and colleagues. And don't worry - even though it's called the "My Last Fuck Jar", you can always refill it with new fucks whenever you need them! Please note, you will receive a random selected colour, just so you dont give a fuck.
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Naughty List Xmas Ornaments $3.00 $18.00
Why be nice when you can be naughty—and have a blast doing it? Introducing our laser-cut "Top of the Naughty List and Loving It" decoration! Made from premium plywood, this cheeky ornament is handcrafted to perfection, celebrating the rebels of the holiday season. Created with a twinkle in the eye in Woodend, Victoria, by a family-run local business, this sassy decoration is the product of artisan skills and a mischievous spirit. Each piece is meticulously laser-cut, ensuring every detail is sharp enough to make Santa do a double-take. Featuring rustic string ties, it’s ready to hang wherever you want to flaunt your naughty status—on the Christmas tree, your front door, or even in the office to keep your colleagues on their toes.  Handcrafted with a whole lot of love and a sprinkle of cheekiness, our "Top of the Naughty List and Loving It" decoration comes in a variety of bold colors. Pick your favorite to match your audacious attitude! This holiday season, own your spot at the top of the naughty list with pride. After all, where’s the fun in playing by the rules? Size: 7cm x 9cm
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New House Who Dis Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Nice of you to finally show up Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Nice Shoes not coming in Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Nice shoes take them off Doormat $48.50 $60.00
Nice shoes take them off Doormat Got some fancy kicks on? Well, they won’t last five minutes in this house! Our “Nice Shoes, Take Them Off” doormat gives your guests a friendly (and funny) heads-up before they step into a home that’s full of fun, chaos. Handcrafted with love and humor by Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this doormat is made to order for those who like a bit of personality at their front door. Product Highlights: Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions Playful and cheeky message that’s sure to bring a smile (and protect your floors!) Made to order for top-notch quality and a personal touch Durable enough to handle all the foot traffic your busy household brings Warn guests with a little humor – those shoes better come off before they face the delightful chaos that awaits inside. Grab your Nice Shoes, Take Them Off doormat today and step up your entryway game! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material: Front - Coir, Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected.
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Nice Underwear Doormat Centred $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
No Matter where we go- Photo Frame-Fathers Day... $25.00
Celebrate Dad with a Touch of Fun Show your dad how much he means to you with our beautifully handcrafted, laser-cut plywood photo frame, designed specifically for Father's Day. This unique frame is the perfect blend of modern technology and artisanal craftsmanship, making it a heartfelt gift that will be cherished for years to come. Key Features: Precision Laser-Cut Design:Each frame is meticulously crafted using state-of-the-art laser cutting technology, ensuring clean, precise lines and intricate details. The design features a thoughtful  aesthetic that will complement any décor. Premium Quality Plywood:Made from high-quality, sustainable plywood, this frame is not only eco-friendly but also durable and long-lasting. The natural wood grain adds a warm, rustic touch that enhances the overall charm. Versatile Display Options:Equipped with a strong magnet on the rear, this frame can easily be attached to any magnetic surface, such as a refrigerator or metal board.  Perfect for 8cm x 7cm Photos:**  Sized to fit standard 8 x 7 photos, this frame is ideal for displaying your favorite pictures of dad, whether it's a family portrait, a candid moment, or a special occasion. Thoughtful Father's Day Gift:This photo frame is more than just a holder for pictures; it's a meaningful gift that expresses your love and appreciation. The elegant design and handcrafted quality make it a standout piece that any father would be proud to display. **6. Easy to Use:**  Simply slide your photo into the frame from the back opening. The secure fit ensures your photo stays in place while being easy to change whenever you like. Dimensions:- Outer Frame: 15 x 12 cm- Photo Opening: 8 x 7 cm Packaging:Each frame comes in a eco-friendly wrapping ready to be presented to your dad on his special day. Order Yours Today!Don’t miss out on the opportunity to give your dad a gift that combines sentimental value with exceptional craftsmanship. Order your handcrafted laser-cut plywood photo frame now and make this Father's Day one to remember!
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No need to knock Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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No Pricks Allowed Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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No Solicitations Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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No Soliciting Be Weird Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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No Trespassing Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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No Wine Go Home Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Nope Not Today Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Not a trap door Doormat $48.50 $60.00
Not a trap door Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material: Front - Coir, Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Not a Trap Door Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Octopus Shaped Keychain $12.00 $14.00
Add some fun and color to your keys with this handmade Octopus shaped keychain!  The acrylic material changes color, making it a unique and playful accessory. The engraved outline adds a personal touch, making it a perfect gift for any Sea enthusiast. Designed and made in Woodend, Victoria, by a kid.. Dimensions: - 6.0 x 4.0cm
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Off with those nice fancy shoes Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Oh Hello Doormat Left Corner $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Oh no not you again Doormat $48.50 $60.00
For those visitors who just can’t take a hint – this one’s for you! Our “Oh No, Not You Again” doormat gives your guests a playful, cheeky welcome (or not-so-welcome) as they step up to your door. It’s the perfect way to set the tone for your home’s fun and laid-back vibe! Handcrafted with a good dose of humor by Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this doormat is made to order, so you can keep those uninvited visitors on their toes – or at least give them a laugh before they walk in! Product Highlights: Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions Witty, sarcastic welcome for your favorite repeat visitors Made to order for long-lasting quality and custom charm Built tough to handle foot traffic and the occasional unwanted guest! Perfect for homes that embrace a little sass and humor. Get your Oh No, Not You Again doormat today and make your entryway a conversation starter! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected  
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On the Naughty List Ornaments $3.00 $22.00
Looks like someone's definitely on the naughty list this year! Introducing our "Sorry Santa" Timber & Acrylic Ornament—for those who’ve been extra cheeky this holiday season. With a playful design featuring a collection of ahem adult-themed toys, this ornament is a hilarious addition to any festive tree for those who like to spice things up. Crafted from high-quality timber and acrylic, it's sturdy enough to handle all the naughty vibes you’re bringing to Christmas. Apologies to Santa, but some gifts are just too fun to resist! Whether it’s a gag gift for a daring friend or your own way of flaunting your wild side, this ornament is sure to get a few blushing giggles and knowing winks. Hang it on your tree (or maybe not where the kids can see!), and embrace your spot on the naughty list with pride  
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On the Toilet Christmas Ornaments $3.00 $22.00
Transform your holiday decor with our exclusive Merry Christmas from the Toilet Decoration, meticulously crafted in the serene Macedon Ranges. This unique piece goes beyond traditional ornaments—it's a playful celebration of festive spirit and adult humor, guaranteed to leave a lasting impression on your seasonal celebrations. Each decoration is lovingly handmade with meticulous attention to detail and premium materials, ensuring both durability and aesthetic appeal. Its intricate design and lighthearted theme make it a standout addition, destined to elicit smiles and laughter from all who see it. Whether adorning your own tree or gifted to bring laughter, our Merry Christmas from the Toilet Decoration embodies the essence of holiday cheer. Embrace its charm and creativity, proudly crafted in the heart of Macedon Ranges, for a Christmas season filled with joy and merriment.
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One Jolly Cun^&T Xmas Ornaments $3.00 $22.00
Bring some Christmas cheer to your tree with this festive decoration! Hang this eye-catching One Jolly Cu%^ Tree Decoration on your tree and brighten up your holiday season. With its jolly design and fun colours, you'll feel the holiday spirit in no time!
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Pattern Serving Board with Handle $25.00 $40.00
Introducing the ultimate serving board for anyone who loves a touch of rustic charm with a side of cheeky humor! Handcrafted and laser engraved in the heart of Woodend, Victoria by the quirky team at Unicorn Fart Productions, this wooden serving board is your kitchen’s new best friend.  Made from timber, this board isn’t just a pretty face—it’s tough, sturdy, and ready to hold your finest cheese, charcuterie, or that questionable dip you bought because it was on sale. With a sleek handle for easy serving and a precision-engraved design that adds a dash of elegance, it’s a must-have for every host who believes in mixing style with a sprinkle of fun.  Whether you’re serving snacks, drinks, or just using it as an excuse to show off your fancy new board, this handcrafted beauty will bring all the charm and none of the splinters. Made with love by Unicorn Fart Productions—where everything's crafted with a smile (and maybe a giggle). Dimensions: 52cm(L) x 17cm (W) x 1.9cm(D) Made in Woodend, Victoria
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Peeking Dog Keyrings $12.00 $16.00
Unleash the cuteness with our handcrafted dog-themed decorations, designed to celebrate your favorite four-legged friends! Whether you’re crazy about Golden Retrievers, can’t get enough of those goofy Boxer grins, swoon over the charm of Frenchies, or are a proud fan of loyal German Shepherds, we've got the perfect piece to show off your love.  Each decoration is made from durable acrylic, ensuring a smooth, sleek finish that's both eye-catching and long-lasting. Every design is engraved in intricate detail by our professional laser technology, capturing the unique traits of each breed with precision. You’ll be amazed by the depth and character that comes to life in these decorations – from the perky ears of a French Bulldog to the majestic stance of a German Shepherd. Crafted by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, these pieces are made with local craftsmanship and care. Looking for something even more special? Check out our Personalised gift section, where you can pick your favourite breed, add personalised touches, and create a one-of-a-kind treasure that truly reflects your pup's personality. Perfect as a gift or a treat for yourself, these dog-themed decorations are the paw-fect way to bring a little extra wag into your life!
Personalised Christmas Countdown Ornaments $21.00
Get ready to make counting down to Christmas the most fun and festive part of the season! Introducing our Handcrafted Christmas Countdown Disks Personalised with your child's name, designed by the quirky geniuses at Unicorn Fart Productions. Whether you're all about reindeer, Santa, or that timeless ugly sweater, these disks are here to add a splash of joy to your holiday décor. Personalise it! Add your name to the countdown and watch as the excitement builds up day by day. With the easy-to-use sliding mechanism, adjusting the days till Christmas is a breeze, even when you're elbow-deep in wrapping paper. Handcrafted with love and a sprinkle of holiday magic in the Macedon Ranges, these countdown disks are more than just decorations—they're an experience. Don't let the holiday season slip by without grabbing one (or all) of these popular countdowns, because nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a custom countdown that keeps the festive spirit alive right up until Santa squeezes down the chimney! Diameter : 8cm
Personalised Christmas Gift Card Holders $22.00
Unwrap a bundle of joy with our handcrafted timber Gift Card Holder, designed to make every gift card exchange a delight! Expertly made by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions in the charming town of Woodend, Victoria. This isn’t just a gift card holder—it’s a statement of style and cheer. Each holder is hand assembled and painted with meticulous care, featuring five festive designs that are sure to spread holiday magic: Merry Rudolf, The Merry Elf, Ho Ho Mrs Claus, Ho Ho Rudolph, and good old Frost feeling Merry. Choose the design that best matches your holiday spirit or mix and match for a playful touch! But it gets even better—our clever design allows the gift card to slide out effortlessly from the side, adding an extra element of fun and surprise to your gift-giving. Plus, the back of the holder is the perfect spot for your custom message. Show your appreciation and make your card truly unforgettable with a personal touch that says, “You’re special!” Don’t miss out—these delightful gift card holders are flying off the shelves. Whether you’re celebrating Christmas, a birthday, or just because, make your gift stand out with a handcrafted treasure that combines practical charm with a sprinkle of festive flair!
Personalised Christmas Tree Decoration $6.00
Sprinkle some holiday cheer onto your Christmas tree with our delightful personalised decorations, lovingly handcrafted from sturdy plywood right here in Woodend, Victoria. Each ornament is a testament to craftsmanship and care, making them perfect for celebrating family traditions and spreading festive joy. Customisable with your choice of name, these decorations are more than just ornaments—they're tiny expressions of your family's unique holiday spirit. Available in a dazzling array of colors, you can match them to your tree's theme or mix and match for a playful effect. By choosing our personalised Christmas tree decorations, you're not just adding sparkle to your holidays; you're also supporting a small family business dedicated to creating meaningful, high-quality products. Join us in celebrating the season with ornaments that bring happiness and a touch of whimsy to your home. Size: 10cm x 8cm Comes with Hanging String
Personalised Coffee Shaped Teacher Gift Card Holder $22.00
Introducing the ultimate token of appreciation for your favorite teacher. A handcrafted gift card holder in the delightful shape of a coffee cup! T his isn't just any coffee cup; it's a beautifully crafted, laser-engraved work of art designed to make your teacher's day. Each piece is meticulously hand-assembled and hand-painted by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions, right in the heart of the Woodend in the Macedon Ranges. Imagine their delight when they open this charming cup to find their gift card sliding out from the top, just like the perfect brew being served. But wait, there's more! You can add your own custom message on the rear of the cup, creating a personalised touch that shows just how much you appreciate all their hard work and dedication. This unique and whimsical gift holder not only makes gifting easy but also adds a splash of fun and personality to the process. Whether you're saying thank you, celebrating a special occasion, or just showing some extra love, this coffee cup gift card holder is a sweet and memorable way to do it. Make your gesture stand out with this handcrafted gem from Unicorn Fart Productions—because every teacher deserves a little extra cheer, and every gift deserves a touch of magic! Dimensions: 13cm x 10cm
Personalised Grinch Hand Ornament $18.00
Bring a little Grinchy mischief to your tree this year with our Custom Grinch Hand Christmas Ornaments! Order yours today in 2 easy steps: Step 1 - Pick your style Step 2 - Add you name Whether you're a fan of festive fun or just want to keep the holiday humor alive, these personalised ornaments are the perfect way to add a cheeky touch to your Christmas decor. With the Grinch's iconic green hand holding a custom name bauble, it's a playful nod to the fact that even the Grinch can't steal your holiday joy!  Each ornament is carefully handcrafted from high-quality timber and acrylic, ensuring a durable and beautiful addition to your festive collection. Whether you're decorating your own tree or gifting to a friend, this one-of-a-kind ornament is sure to stand out. You can customize it with any name, making it a thoughtful and fun gift for loved ones of all ages. Plus, it's made with love right here in Woodend, Victoria by our local family-run business. Perfect for those who love a touch of humor in their holiday setup, this ornament is a great conversation starter. From the Grinch fanatics to the Christmas lovers, everyone will appreciate this unique decoration that adds personality and charm to the season.  Get ready to spread some holiday cheer – Grinch-style – with our Custom Grinch Hand Ornaments. Make yours today and let the holiday fun begin!  Size: 11cm (H) 8cm (W)
Personalised Happy Birthday Gift Card Holders $22.00
Unicorn Fart Productions: Personalised Timber Gift Card Holders Looking for a gift that’s as unique as your sense of humor? Look no further than our handcrafted timber gift card holders from the whimsical world of Unicorn Fart Productions! Nestled in the heart of the Macedon Ranges, our small family business is dedicated to crafting one-of-a-kind keepsakes that are as charming as they are cheeky. Each gift card holder is lovingly designed, laser-engraved, and hand-painted to perfection by our team of woodcraft wizards. Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, holiday, or just want to say, “Hey, you’re awesome,” our custom holders add that special touch that turns an ordinary gift card into something extraordinary. Personalise your holder with a name, message, or inside joke that’ll make the recipient smile from ear to ear. And because we know no two gift-givers are alike, you can choose from a variety of designs that reflect your unique style—whether it’s classic, quirky, or delightfully over-the-top. Perfect for any occasion, these timber treasures are more than just a way to hold a gift card; they’re a keepsake that’ll be cherished long after the card has been spent. So, why settle for generic when you can give a gift that’s bursting with personality? Grab yours today, and let the magic of Unicorn Fart Productions bring a little extra joy to someone’s day!
Personalised Hero Teacher Gift Card Holder $18.00
Give your favorite teacher a gift that's as unique as they are with our handcrafted, personalised affirmation keepsake! This delightful creation from the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions is laser engraved with uplifting affirmations and your own custom message because teachers deserve to hear just how amazing they are.  Crafted and painted with love by our local Macedon Ranges artisans, this piece also features a clever gift card that slides out from the middle, adding a surprise element to your thoughtful present. And just when you think it can't get any better, flip it over to reveal a custom Christmas message on the rear. It's the perfect blend of functionality and festive cheer, making it a memorable gift for any occasion.  Celebrate your teacher in style and spread some holiday joy with this one-of-a-kind token of appreciation! Dimensions: 11cm x 8cm
Personalised Laser-Cut Timber Sleigh $66.00
Personalised Laser-Cut Timber Sleigh – Crafted Just for You! Add a touch of magic to your holiday season with our custom-made, laser-cut timber sleigh! Each sleigh is crafted in Woodend, Victoria, using precision laser cutting for clean, crisp lines and intricate details that make this piece truly stand out.  Made from quality 6mm  LaserMDF, this sleigh is available in Merry Red. But the fun doesn’t stop there – personalise it with your choice of decorations! Whether you add a name, snowflakes, or festive accents, each sleigh is customised just for you, making it a unique and cherished holiday keepsake. Delivered as a flat-pack for easy DIY assembly, this sleigh is both fun to build and convenient to store flat once the season is over. Set it up as a show-stopping centrepiece, place it under the tree, or gift it to someone special. With its detailed laser-cut design and custom touches, this sleigh will bring festive cheer and a personalised touch to your Christmas decor! Use PVC glue to secure. Size 560mm Long, 370mm High, 300mm Wide Allow 5 days to be completed.
Personalised Teach Love Inspire Teacher Gift Card Holder $18.00
Give the gift of inspiration with our handcrafted, personalised teacher gift perfect for showing your appreciation this holiday season! This delightful creation features a vibrant rainbow and laser-engraved words of wisdom that are sure to brighten any teacher's day. Handcrafted and painted by the talented local team at Unicorn Fart Productions in the Macedon Ranges, each piece is a true labor of love.  The fun doesn’t stop there! A charming gift card slides out from the middle, making your gift even more special. Plus, a custom Christmas message on the rear adds a personal touch that’s sure to make your teacher smile. Celebrate your favorite educator with this unique, heartfelt token of thanks that combines artistry and thoughtfulness in one dazzling package. Dimensions: 11cm x 8cm

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