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Highland Cow Shaped Keychain - Choose a Style $12.00 $16.00
Introducing our Highland Cow Shaped Keychain – the perfect blend of charm and functionality to add a touch to your everyday essentials. Custom designed and the cut from laser-cut acrylic, this keychain is not only durable but also available in a wide variety of styles and colours, allowing you to personalise it to match your aesthetic. Whether you prefer bold, vibrant hues or more muted, sophisticated tones, there's a style combination to suit every taste. The playful cow shape is elevated with a touch of elegance, making it a versatile accessory that complements any outfit. Crafted with care in Woodend, Victoria, these keychains offer a unique and delightful addition to your collection. Their compact dimensions of 4cm x 5cm make them the perfect size to comfortably fit in your pocket or purse, all while standing out enough to catch attention. They also make for a thoughtful gift for anyone who enjoys quirky, fun accessories that are both functional and stylish. Why settle for an ordinary keychain when you can infuse your daily routine with personality? Shop now to add a dash of cheer to your day every time you reach for your keys with our Highland Cow Shaped Keychain.
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Ho Ho F%&^% Ho Doormat $48.50 $60.00
Tired of boring entrances? Our adult funny doormat is here to rescue your doorstep from the mundane. Designed to turn heads and provoke laughter, this handcrafted masterpiece is more than just a piece of décor—it's a declaration of your home's personality. Each detail, lovingly crafted in Woodend, Macedon Ranges, speaks to the artistry and wit behind its creation. Made to withstand daily foot traffic without losing its charm, it's as durable as it is delightful. The secret to its charm? A humorous twist that greets guests with a smile and sets the tone for a visit filled with warmth and good humor. Whether you're welcoming old friends or new acquaintances, our adult funny doormat ensures every arrival is met with a dose of laughter and a warm welcome. "Ho Ho F&(*&(*% Ho" Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hold my Poop ! Doggie Bag Holder -... $10.00 $18.00
Hold my Poop .... Elevate your pup's walk in style with our Acrylic Dog Poop Bag Key Chain. Handmade with care, these functional accessories are as chic as they are practical. Keep the environment clean and your look on point – a perfect blend of fashion and responsibility. Made in Woodend, Victoria
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Hold on not wearing Pants Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hold on we are probably not wearing pants... $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hold On we're probably not Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Home Heart Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Home Heart LC Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Home Paw Print Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Home Sweet Home Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Home Sweet Home with Heart Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hope you brought alcohol Doormat $48.50 $60.00
Hope you brought alcohol Doormat This doormat is not your average welcome mat. It's unique, playful, and guaranteed to make you smile every time you step inside. Made from natural coir, it's durable and easy to maintain, making it perfect for keeping your floors clean. The PVC base ensures your shoes stay mud-free, while the witty design adds a touch of humor to your home. What's even better? It's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't miss out on this one-of-a-kind doormat - get yours today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front: Coir Rear: PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hope you brought donuts Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hope you Brought Pizza Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hope you like dogs Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hope you Like Pitbulls Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hope you told us coming over Doormat $48.50 $60.00
Product Title: Hope you told us coming over Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. But what sets this doormat apart from others? It's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm and uniqueness. So not only will you be adding personality to your home, but you'll also be supporting a small business. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected.
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Hope you Told us Hearts Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Hope you're a dog person Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
How Little my Hands Were - Message Sign... $25.00
Celebrate Dad with a Touch of Fun - Add your Child's Name and Hand Prints Show your dad how much he means to you with our beautifully handcrafted, laser-cut plywood Sign, designed specifically for Father's Day. This unique frame is the perfect blend of modern technology and artisanal craftsmanship, making it a heartfelt gift that will be cherished for years to come. Key Features: Precision Laser-Cut Design:Each Sign is meticulously crafted using state-of-the-art laser cutting technology, ensuring clean, precise lines and intricate details. The design features a thoughtful  aesthetic that will complement any décor. Premium Quality Plywood:Made from high-quality, sustainable plywood, this sign is not only eco-friendly but also durable and long-lasting. The natural wood grain adds a warm, rustic touch that enhances the overall charm. Thoughtful Father's Day Gift: It's a meaningful gift that expresses your love and appreciation. The elegant design and handcrafted quality make it a standout piece that any father would be proud to display. Dimensions:- 20 cm Diameter Packaging:Each frame comes in a eco-friendly wrapping ready to be presented to your dad on his special day. Order Yours Today!Don’t miss out on the opportunity to give your dad a gift that combines sentimental value with exceptional craftsmanship. Order your handcrafted laser-cut plywood frame now and make this Father's Day one to remember!
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Husky 3D Dog Portrait Keychain $15.00 $21.00
Husky 3D Dog Portrait Keychain Indulge in the beauty of our Round 3D Dog Portrait Keychain, a perfect fusion of Woodend keepsakes and custom-made laser gifts. Each keychain is meticulously handcrafted and intricately carved in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, showcasing the skill and artistry of local handmade crafts. This keychain is a must-have for any Husky lover, adding a touch of elegance to your everyday essentials. Designed and made in Woodend, Victoria, by a talented young artist, this keychain is a true representation of passion and creativity. Dimensions: Diameter - 5cm
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I am not your Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected  
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I Love you Grandma Photo Frame $20.00
Celebrate Grandma with a one-of-a-kind gift—our handcrafted timber photo frame, laser engraved with "I Love You Grandma." Designed, crafted, and hand painted by Unicorn Fart Productions, this frame is a beautiful expression of love. Made with care in the Macedon Ranges by a small family business, each frame is a unique piece of art that adds a personal touch to any space. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because, this locally-made treasure will bring a smile to Grandma's face every time she sees it. Dimensions:7cm x 8cm Magnets on Back to attach to the fridge
I Love you Mum Photo Frame $20.00
We are excited to introduce our handcrafted timber photo frame, specially designed for Mums.  Each frame is carefully laser engraved with the heartfelt message "I Love You Mum" and hand-painted with love. It is made locally in the Macedon Ranges by a small family business, adding a unique and meaningful touch to your gift. This photo frame will beautifully showcase cherished memories, making it a thoughtful and timeless gift for any mother. Dimensions:12cm x 10cm Magnets on Back to attach to the fridge
I Love you to the moon and Back... $25.00
Introducing the *Out of This World* 3D Multi-Layer Timber Photo Frame because your love for Mum is as vast as the universe! This Mother’s Day, give her a gift that says, “I love you to the moon and back” with a stunning handcrafted frame, laser-engraved with this heartfelt message.  But wait, there’s more! Personalise it by adding your name, and pick your favourite colors to create a one-of-a-kind keepsake that’s as unique as your Mum. Whether it’s bright and bold or soft and subtle, this frame is your canvas. Each piece is lovingly handcrafted, hand-painted, and assembled right here in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions a small, family-owned business dedicated to making your gift-giving dreams come true. And here’s the cherry on top (or should we say, the magnet on the fridge?): this frame comes with a built-in magnet, perfect for displaying on the fridge where it can catch everyone’s eye! Celebrate Mum with a gift that’s as special as she is—a frame that’s truly out of this world! Dimensions:- Outer Frame: 12.5 x 10 cm- Photo Opening: 8 x 5 cm
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I'm the kind of person that - Fridge... $5.00 $8.00
Add a bit of love to your kitchen with our Heart-Shaped Fridge Magnet, specially made for dog lovers! Featuring the beautiful quote, "I'm the kind of person who says hi to dogs." Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria, this magnet is more than just a decoration – it’s a symbol of the joy dogs bring into our lives. The magnet is crafted from quality wood and carefully laser-engraved, showcasing a timeless, rustic charm that’s sure to stand out on your fridge. Whether holding grocery lists or family photos, this magnet is both practical and sentimental. For those who like a little sass with their decor, we’ve also got our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets, featuring hilarious, laser-engraved sayings designed to bring humor to your kitchen. These cheeky magnets are all about wit and personality, making sure your fridge is as entertaining as it is useful. Made with love in the Macedon Ranges, our collection of magnets – whether heartwarming or humorous – will be a welcome addition to any home. Grab yours today and let your fridge do the talking! Made in the Macedon Ranges Size: 65mm x 55mm x 3mm
If Dad can't fix it, we are screwed...-... $8.00
If Dad can't fix it, we are screwed....- Pick a Colour Celebrate Dad this Father’s Day with these unique and one-of-a-kind wooden keyrings! Combining love and creativity, each design has been laser engraved by a child specifically for their father's gifts. At Father's Day Keyrings, we know it can be hard to find the perfect present to show the special man in your life how much you care - so we've taken away the hassle of shopping! With us, dads have unlimited options when it comes to personalised gifts from their children. Our keyrings are a great way to make sure he always carries a reminder of his little ones no matter where he goes. These key chains are made with high quality materials that won't wear out over time - ensuring is that these meaningful keepsakes last for years and decades to come. Dimensions: Shape - Drill Size - 9.0 x 7.0 cm Get your Father's Day Keyrings today and put a smile on Dad's face this holiday season!
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If you can read this the Snack are... $35.00 $45.00
Say goodbye in the best way possible with our “Snacks Are Gone, Time to Go Home” Serving Board, handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions. This cheeky wooden serving board with a handle is the perfect host’s secret weapon—because when the snacks are finished, it’s time for the guests to follow suit! Engraved with the playful “Snacks are Gone, Time to Go Home” message, this board is sure to get a laugh and make your job of wrapping up the night just a bit easier. Made from beautiful, sustainably sourced wood, this board is as stylish as it is sassy. Use it to serve your favorite snacks, cheeses, or charcuterie, and when the food runs out, you’ve got the perfect hint for your guests! Features: • Engraved with a playful message: “Snacks are Gone, Time to Go Home.” • Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions. • Made from premium, sustainably sourced wood. • Ideal for parties, casual get-togethers, or as a fun gift for your favorite host! Keep the fun going—but know when to call it! Perfect for hosts with a sense of humour, this board serves snacks and signals the end of the party in style!   Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)
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If you sprinkle when you tinkle sign from $12.00 $18.00
Introducing our cheeky little bathroom reminder, handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria, by the mischief-makers at Unicorn Fart Productions! Featuring the classic rhyme, "If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat." this fun timber sign is sure to make a splash in your bathroom décor (pun intended!). Available in multiple designs, including bold color combos and engraved finishes, it’s perfect for adding a touch of humor while gently nudging guests (and family!) to tidy up after themselves. Made from quality laser-cut wood, this quirky sign is both durable and easy on the eyes, making it an ideal fit for any washroom—whether you’re dealing with big kids, little kids, or even those “permanently young at heart.” Add a bit of sass to your bathroom with a handcrafted gem that will definitely make them smile... or at least think twice before they dash away! Dimensions: 16 x 19.5cm - with a mount hook on the back
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Im usually naked Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Insert pecker here Ornament $3.00 $18.00
Bring some Christmas cheer to your tree with this festive decoration! Transform your holiday decor with our Adults Only Christmas Tree Decoration, handcrafted from premium timber in the Macedon Ranges. This unique ornament brings a touch of whimsy and cheekiness to your festive celebrations. Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, each decoration is shaped to add a playful twist to your tree. Whether hung in a private setting or as a bold statement piece among traditional ornaments, it's designed to bring smiles and laughter to all who see it. With its jolly design and fun colours, you'll feel the holiday spirit in no time! Supply your own Pecker - Xtra Large (Man Size) Ornament Size:9.5cm (L) x 7cm (W) Comes with a ribbon ready to hand from your tree
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Jelly Fish Keychain $12.00 $14.00
Add some fun and color to your keys with this handmade Jelly Fish shaped keychain! The acrylic material changes color, making it a unique and playful accessory. The engraved outline adds a personal touch, making it a perfect gift for any Sea enthusiast.  Designed and made in Woodend, Victoria, by a kid. Dimensions: - 7.0 x 4.0cm.
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Jelly Fish Shaped Keychain $12.00 $14.00
Add some fun and color to your keys with this handmade Jelly fish shaped keychain!  The acrylic material changes color, making it a unique and playful accessory. The engraved outline adds a personal touch, making it a perfect gift for any Sea enthusiast. Designed and made in Woodend, Victoria, by a kid.. Dimensions: - 6.0 x 5.0cm
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Jingle Balls Doormat $48.50 $60.00
Add a dose of wit to your doorway with our handcrafted adult funny doormat. It's more than just a practical accessory—it's a statement piece that brings laughter to your doorstep. Crafted with care and attention to detail in the serene Macedon Ranges, each mat is a testament to quality and craftsmanship. The design? A clever blend of humor and functionality that ensures your home's entrance is as inviting as it is amusing. Perfect for homes where laughter is a daily requirement, this doormat invites guests to step in with a smile and leave their worries at the door. Whether it's a gift for a friend or a treat for yourself, our adult funny doormat promises to brighten every arrival and make coming home a joyous occasion.   "Jingle Balls" Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Jingle Balls Xmas Tree Decoration $5.00 $26.00
Introduce a touch of festive whimsy to your holiday display with our handcrafted Jingle Balls Decoration, proudly crafted in the picturesque Macedon Ranges. This unique ornament isn't just for trimming the tree—it's a playful nod to adult humor that brings joy and charm to any setting. Carefully made with meticulous attention to detail and using premium materials, each piece ensures both durability and aesthetic appeal. Its intricate design and lighthearted theme make it a standout addition, guaranteed to spark smiles and laughter among family and friends. Whether placed on your tree at home or used as a conversation starter at seasonal gatherings, our Jingle Balls Tree Decoration is a delightful way to celebrate the spirit of the holidays. Embrace the festive cheer and sophistication it brings, crafted with passion and creativity right here in the heart of Macedon Ranges.
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Jingle my balls Ornaments $14.00 $18.00
Get ready to add a whole lot of cheeky charm to your tree with our "Jingle My Balls" Christmas ornaments! This isn’t your ordinary holiday décor—Santa’s bringing some sassy fun with his not-so-subtle message and a couple of jingle bells to back it up! Perfect for anyone who loves a little playful humor during the festive season, these ornaments are sure to bring a smile (or a good laugh) to anyone who sees them.  Handcrafted and hand-painted in Woodend, Victoria, each ornament is laser-cut from high-quality timber and lovingly decorated with holiday flair. Featuring jolly old Saint Nick holding his, um, "jingle balls," these ornaments are the ultimate conversation starter. Whether you're hanging them on your own tree or giving them as a cheeky Secret Santa gift, they’re the perfect mix of naughty and nice.  The fine details—like adorable bows, festive beads, and Santa’s mischievous grin—make these pieces stand out. It's a festive twist with a bit of an edge, perfect for those who enjoy a dash of irreverence during the holidays.  So, why not shake things up this Christmas? Santa’s giving you permission to go ahead and "Jingle My Balls!" Grab yours today and spread the festive fun with this unique holiday ornament that’s guaranteed to jingle some bells and tickle some funny bones.  Sizes: Round - 8cm Diameter Santa Figure - 11cm x 7cm
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Jolliest Bunch of Doormat $48.50 $60.00
Make a grand entrance with our adult funny doormat and let your visitors know they're in for a treat—starting with a chuckle at the doorstep. This isn't just any old welcome mat; it's a work of art designed to bring joy and laughter to your home. Handcrafted with pride and a touch of mischief in Woodend, Macedon Ranges, each mat is a testament to craftsmanship and creativity. Built to withstand the hustle and bustle of daily life while maintaining its charm, it's the perfect blend of practicality and personality. The design? Playful and witty, ensuring every guest is greeted with a smile and a warm welcome. Whether it's placed at your own doorstep or gifted to bring joy to a friend's home, our adult funny doormat is sure to be the highlight of any entrance.   "Jolliest bunch of C$^nts" Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Jolly at F^*K Doormat $48.50 $60.00
Make a grand entrance with our adult funny doormat and let your visitors know they're in for a treat—starting with a chuckle at the doorstep. This isn't just any old welcome mat; it's a work of art designed to bring joy and laughter to your home. Handcrafted with pride and a touch of mischief in Woodend, Macedon Ranges, each mat is a testament to craftsmanship and creativity. Built to withstand the hustle and bustle of daily life while maintaining its charm, it's the perfect blend of practicality and personality. The design? Playful and witty, ensuring every guest is greeted with a smile and a warm welcome. Whether it's placed at your own doorstep or gifted to bring joy to a friend's home, our adult funny doormat is sure to be the highlight of any entrance.   "Jolly as F^&*k" Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Keep going Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Knock slowly put on pants Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Knock so we have time to clean up... $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Knocking but cant come in Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Labrador Retriever 3D Dog Portrait Keychain $15.00 $21.00
Labrador Retriever 3D Dog Portrait Keychain Carry a piece of your pet with you with our Round 3D Dog Portrait Keychain, a Woodend made treasure expertly crafted and laser engraved for a unique finish. Designed with care in the Macedon Ranges, it embodies the spirit of local handmade crafts and custom-made laser gifts. Perfect for any Labrador Retriever lover! This keychain is designed and made in Woodend, Victoria, by a skilled artisan. The dimensions of the keychain are 5cm in diameter, making it the perfect size to carry with you wherever you go. The intricate 3D design captures the essence of a Labrador Retriever, making it a special and meaningful accessory for any dog owner. Made from high-quality wood, this keychain is durable and long-lasting. The laser engraving adds a personalised touch, making it a one-of-a-kind item. It also makes for a great gift for any dog lover in your life. Show your love for your furry friend with our Labrador Retriever 3D Dog Portrait Keychain. Order yours today and carry a piece of your beloved pet with you wherever you go. This keychain is a beautiful and unique way to honor your furry companion and celebrate the bond you share. Don't miss out on this special piece from Unicorn Fart Productions.
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Lets take this inside Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Like a Bra Ornaments $3.00 $18.00
Who says Christmas can't be a little cheeky? Introducing our "Good Friend, Good Bra" Timber Ornament—the perfect holiday gift for your bestie who knows how to lift you up in all the right ways! Just like a good bra, a good friend offers support, comfort, and a little extra boost when you need it most. Crafted from high-quality timber and acrylic and laser-engraved with the playful message, "A good friend is like a good bra," this ornament is as sturdy as your friendship and as stylish as that favorite bra you can't live without! Whether you’re hanging it on the tree or gifting it as a hilarious stocking stuffer, this ornament will keep the laughs coming long after the holidays are over.  So, go ahead—celebrate the bestie who’s always got your back (and front) with this sassy, fun, and oh-so-supportive ornament! 
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Like a good neighbour Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Look silly with your head Doormat $48.50 $60.00
Look silly with your head Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material: Front - Coir, Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Mermaid Shaped Keychain $12.00 $14.00
Add some fun and color to your keys with this handmade Mermaid shaped keychain!  The acrylic material changes color, making it a unique and playful accessory. The engraved outline adds a personal touch, making it a perfect gift for any Sea enthusiast. Designed and made in Woodend, Victoria, by a kid.. Dimensions: - 6.0 x 3.0cm
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Merry Christmas Holy C Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected
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Merry Christmas Holy Doormat $48.50 $60.00
This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

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