Do you have too many fucks to give? Well, we've got just the thing for you! Introducing the My Last Fuck Jar - a unique and hilarious gift for your loved ones. This jar is perfect for those times when you need to let off some steam, but don't want to resort to cursing in public. Simply write down all of your fucks, and release them when you're feeling frustrated or overwhelmed. This jar is also perfect for occasions when you want to swear like a sailor, but don't want to get into trouble. You can send this fuck in a postcard, hide it sneakily in your friends' pockets to give them a surprise or put it secretly on their desks. Whatever you do, just be sure to have some fun with it! The My Last Fuck Jar is made of Glass and comes with a cute little cork lid. It makes a great gift for boyfriends, girlfriends, sons, daughters, husbands, wives, friends and colleagues. And don't worry - even though it's called the "My Last Fuck Jar", you can always refill it with new fucks whenever you need them! Please note, you will receive a random selected colour, just so you dont give a fuck.

My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while youre talking and not hear a thing... you said Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I told my therapist about you. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

My wife says I have 2 faults, I dont listen and something else. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 76mm x 72mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Why be nice when you can be naughty—and have a blast doing it? Introducing our laser-cut "Top of the Naughty List and Loving It" decoration! Made from premium plywood, this cheeky ornament is handcrafted to perfection, celebrating the rebels of the holiday season. Created with a twinkle in the eye in Woodend, Victoria, by a family-run local business, this sassy decoration is the product of artisan skills and a mischievous spirit. Each piece is meticulously laser-cut, ensuring every detail is sharp enough to make Santa do a double-take. Featuring rustic string ties, it’s ready to hang wherever you want to flaunt your naughty status—on the Christmas tree, your front door, or even in the office to keep your colleagues on their toes.  Handcrafted with a whole lot of love and a sprinkle of cheekiness, our "Top of the Naughty List and Loving It" decoration comes in a variety of bold colors. Pick your favorite to match your audacious attitude! This holiday season, own your spot at the top of the naughty list with pride. After all, where’s the fun in playing by the rules? Size: 7cm x 9cm

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Nice shoes take them off Doormat Got some fancy kicks on? Well, they won’t last five minutes in this house! Our “Nice Shoes, Take Them Off” doormat gives your guests a friendly (and funny) heads-up before they step into a home that’s full of fun, chaos. Handcrafted with love and humor by Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this doormat is made to order for those who like a bit of personality at their front door. Product Highlights: Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions Playful and cheeky message that’s sure to bring a smile (and protect your floors!) Made to order for top-notch quality and a personal touch Durable enough to handle all the foot traffic your busy household brings Warn guests with a little humor – those shoes better come off before they face the delightful chaos that awaits inside. Grab your Nice Shoes, Take Them Off doormat today and step up your entryway game! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material: Front - Coir, Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected.

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

Celebrate Dad with a Touch of Fun Show your dad how much he means to you with our beautifully handcrafted, laser-cut plywood photo frame, designed specifically for Father's Day. This unique frame is the perfect blend of modern technology and artisanal craftsmanship, making it a heartfelt gift that will be cherished for years to come. Key Features: Precision Laser-Cut Design:Each frame is meticulously crafted using state-of-the-art laser cutting technology, ensuring clean, precise lines and intricate details. The design features a thoughtful  aesthetic that will complement any décor. Premium Quality Plywood:Made from high-quality, sustainable plywood, this frame is not only eco-friendly but also durable and long-lasting. The natural wood grain adds a warm, rustic touch that enhances the overall charm. Versatile Display Options:Equipped with a strong magnet on the rear, this frame can easily be attached to any magnetic surface, such as a refrigerator or metal board.  Perfect for 8cm x 7cm Photos:**  Sized to fit standard 8 x 7 photos, this frame is ideal for displaying your favorite pictures of dad, whether it's a family portrait, a candid moment, or a special occasion. Thoughtful Father's Day Gift:This photo frame is more than just a holder for pictures; it's a meaningful gift that expresses your love and appreciation. The elegant design and handcrafted quality make it a standout piece that any father would be proud to display. **6. Easy to Use:**  Simply slide your photo into the frame from the back opening. The secure fit ensures your photo stays in place while being easy to change whenever you like. Dimensions:- Outer Frame: 15 x 12 cm- Photo Opening: 8 x 7 cm Packaging:Each frame comes in a eco-friendly wrapping ready to be presented to your dad on his special day. Order Yours Today!Don’t miss out on the opportunity to give your dad a gift that combines sentimental value with exceptional craftsmanship. Order your handcrafted laser-cut plywood photo frame now and make this Father's Day one to remember!

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Sarcastic Laser-Engraved Kitchen Utensils Because cooking is an adventure… and sometimes a gamble! From the talented, fun-loving crew at Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, comes this hilariously honest kitchen utensil. Laser-engraved with the cheeky phrase "I haven’t given anyone food poisoning… yet!", this wooden slotted spoon is the perfect blend of practicality, sass, and low-key kitchen confidence. Laser-Engraved Sarcasm – Because every meal is made with love… and just a little uncertainty. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Created by a local, family-run business that understands the fine line between a gourmet meal and a kitchen disaster. High-Quality Bamboo – Sturdy, durable, and safe for non-stick cookware—because the food is risky enough, no need to add scratched pans to the mix. Perfect for Gifting – Whether it’s for a home chef, a reluctant cook, or that one friend whose cooking is always “an experience,” this utensil is bound to get laughs. Guaranteed to Make Cooking More Fun – Even if the meal itself is questionable. Whether you're serving up a feast or ordering takeout because dinner went south, this sarcastic wooden spoon is the ultimate kitchen sidekick. Add it to your collection or gift it to someone who cooks with just enough "hope for the best" energy!

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

Not a trap door Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material: Front - Coir, Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

This 25cm diameter handcrafted sign is the perfect addition to any dog-friendly home, designed to bring warmth, humour, and personality to your entryway. Proudly made by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this piece is crafted with care and attention to detail, making it a standout decorative piece for dog lovers. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed and crafted locally, ensuring a unique and high-quality product. 25cm Diameter – A generous size that makes a statement while fitting seamlessly into various spaces. Durable Painted Finish – The design is professionally applied for a smooth, long-lasting, and easy-to-clean surface. Mount Included on Rear – Comes ready to hang, making installation quick and hassle-free. Charming and Humorous Design – Features an adorable, happy dog illustration along with a lighthearted message welcoming visitors while setting the house rules. Perfect for Dog Owners – Ideal for front porches, entryways, or living spaces, celebrating the love and loyalty of furry family members. This sign makes a thoughtful gift for pet lovers, dog owners, and anyone who appreciates a touch of humour in their home decor. Handmade with care, it is a unique and high-quality addition to any home.

Meet Nugget This adorable wooden hen magnet is hand-painted and made with care in Woodend, Victoria. Crafted from quality timber, it’s the perfect way to add a cozy, farmhouse feel to your space while celebrating locally made artistry. Whether you're decorating your fridge, sprucing up a workspace, or looking for a small yet thoughtful gift, this magnet fits the bill. Each hen carries a unique personality thanks to the hand-painted details, making it a special keepsake. Plus, when you purchase, you’re supporting a local family business dedicated to creating handcrafted, meaningful décor that tells a story.  

"O Christmas Tree" Acrylic Earrings Handmade in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions Deck the halls—and your ears—with these fabulously festive "O Christmas Tree" earrings! Handmade in the heart of Woodend, Victoria, these bright green beauties are a nod to your favourite holiday icon, lovingly crafted by the local legends at Unicorn Fart Productions. Shaped like classic pine trees and cut from smooth, vibrant acrylic, these earrings are delightfully lightweight and full of festive flair. Whether you're heading to a holiday market, sipping eggnog at a Christmas party, or just want to add a bit of holiday cheer to your everyday outfit, these little trees are ready to jingle along with you. Fun, festive, and fabulously local. You’ll be turning heads faster than Santa’s sleigh. Available in: Small Size with Stud/Post Backing - 2.0cm x 2.0cm Large Size with Stud/Post Backing - 2.5cm x 2.5cm Large Size with Hook/Butterfly Backing - 2.5cm x 2.5cm

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

"Official Taste Tester’s Tool" Wooden Spoon  Because someone has to make sure the food is up to standard! This laser-engraved wooden spoon is a must-have for the self-appointed quality control expert in your kitchen. Whether they’re sneaking spoonfuls of cookie dough, testing the pasta “just one more time,” or making sure the icing isn’t too sweet, this spoon makes their role official! Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is perfect for taste testers of all ages who take their job very seriously. Laser-Engraved for Maximum Authority – Now there’s no arguing when someone says, "I need to taste it first!" Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed by a family-run business that understands the fine art of kitchen “sampling.” High-Quality Beechwood – Durable, lightweight, and ready for all your stirring, mixing, and tasting needs. The Perfect Gift for Foodies & Sneaky Snackers – Ideal for bakers, home chefs, kids who love to “help,” and anyone who believes taste-testing is a full-time job. A Fun and Functional Addition to Any Kitchen – Because if you're going to steal bites, you might as well do it with an official spoon. Whether you're the head chef, the sous chef, or just the lucky one who gets first dibs, this spoon is your official badge of honour. Add it to your collection or gift it to the taste tester in your life!

"Official Taste Tester’s Tool" Wooden Spoon  Because every great chef needs a dedicated taste tester! This laser-engraved wooden spoon is the perfect kitchen essential for those who take their "quality control" duties very seriously. Whether you're sneaking spoonfuls of cookie dough or making sure the sauce is just right, this Official Taste Tester’s Tool is your license to sample! Handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, this spoon is as practical as it is hilarious. Laser-Engraved for Maximum Authority – The next time someone questions why you’re “testing” the batter for the third time, just point to the spoon. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business that understands food tastes better before it’s actually served. High-Quality Beechwood – Strong, durable, and ready for mixing, stirring, and sneaky taste-testing sessions. Perfect Gift for Foodies & Kitchen Sneaks – Whether it’s for bakers, home chefs, or the designated spoon-licker of the household, this makes a fun and thoughtful gift. A Must-Have for Every Kitchen – Ideal for baking, cooking, and making sure things are “just right” (even if they were fine the first time). Whether you're an official taste tester by assignment or just by appetite, this spoon is your badge of honour! Add it to your collection or gift it to someone who knows that tasting is half the fun of cooking!

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

For those visitors who just can’t take a hint – this one’s for you! Our “Oh No, Not You Again” doormat gives your guests a playful, cheeky welcome (or not-so-welcome) as they step up to your door. It’s the perfect way to set the tone for your home’s fun and laid-back vibe! Handcrafted with a good dose of humor by Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this doormat is made to order, so you can keep those uninvited visitors on their toes – or at least give them a laugh before they walk in! Product Highlights: Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions Witty, sarcastic welcome for your favorite repeat visitors Made to order for long-lasting quality and custom charm Built tough to handle foot traffic and the occasional unwanted guest! Perfect for homes that embrace a little sass and humor. Get your Oh No, Not You Again doormat today and make your entryway a conversation starter! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected  

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

Transform your holiday decor with our exclusive Merry Christmas from the Toilet Decoration, meticulously crafted in the serene Macedon Ranges. This unique piece goes beyond traditional ornaments—it's a playful celebration of festive spirit and adult humor, guaranteed to leave a lasting impression on your seasonal celebrations. Each decoration is lovingly handmade with meticulous attention to detail and premium materials, ensuring both durability and aesthetic appeal. Its intricate design and lighthearted theme make it a standout addition, destined to elicit smiles and laughter from all who see it. Whether adorning your own tree or gifted to bring laughter, our Merry Christmas from the Toilet Decoration embodies the essence of holiday cheer. Embrace its charm and creativity, proudly crafted in the heart of Macedon Ranges, for a Christmas season filled with joy and merriment.

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 13.5cm x 6cm

Your opinion matters! Not to me, but I'm sure someone, somewhere cares at least a little bit. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Orange Skull EarringsHandmade by Unicorn Fart Productions – Woodend, Victoria Turn heads with these striking orange skull earrings — the perfect blend of spooky and stylish. Featuring intricate cut-out detailing and a rich, translucent finish, they bring a bold pop of colour and character to any outfit. Product Features: Handmade in Woodend, Regional Victoria Laser-cut orange acrylic skulls with detailed floral-style patterns Lightweight and comfortable enough for all-day wear Vibrant translucent finish that catches the light beautifully Silver-toned hooks to complement the bold design Great for Halloween, Day of the Dead celebrations, festivals, or edgy everyday style Whether you're dressing up or just adding a punch of personality to your look, these earrings are the ultimate statement piece for lovers of fun, flair, and fearless fashion.

Hold on let me overthink this. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

Introducing the ultimate serving board for anyone who loves a touch of rustic charm with a side of cheeky humor! Handcrafted and laser engraved in the heart of Woodend, Victoria by the quirky team at Unicorn Fart Productions, this wooden serving board is your kitchen’s new best friend.  Made from timber, this board isn’t just a pretty face—it’s tough, sturdy, and ready to hold your finest cheese, charcuterie, or that questionable dip you bought because it was on sale. With a sleek handle for easy serving and a precision-engraved design that adds a dash of elegance, it’s a must-have for every host who believes in mixing style with a sprinkle of fun.  Whether you’re serving snacks, drinks, or just using it as an excuse to show off your fancy new board, this handcrafted beauty will bring all the charm and none of the splinters. Made with love by Unicorn Fart Productions—where everything's crafted with a smile (and maybe a giggle). Dimensions: 52cm(L) x 17cm (W) x 1.9cm(D) Made in Woodend, Victoria

Paws O’Clock – Handcrafted Black Cat Wall Clock by Unicorn Fart Productions Peek-a-boo—it’s time to let your inner cat lover shine with the cheeky charm of Paws O’Clock, a handcrafted wall clock that’s equal parts sleek and sneaky. Created by the clever creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-run workshop based in Woodend, Victoria, this clock is made from high-quality laser-cut wood and carefully hand-painted to perfection. The design features a curious black cat peeking playfully from the side, wide-eyed and ready to pounce—on time, that is. With bold, easy-to-read gold numerals on a deep black clock face, this feline-inspired timepiece adds a pop of personality to any space. Whether it’s brightening up your kitchen, lounging in your home office, or lurking in a hallway, this cat clock knows how to be both stylish and fun without scratching up the vibe. Purr-fect for cat lovers, quirky décor enthusiasts, or anyone who enjoys handcrafted charm with a dash of mischief. Made locally with pawsitive energy. Designed to make timekeeping a little more playful. Support handmade. Shop small. Stay curious. Dimensions: 130mm (H) x 200mm (W) Clock Hands and colour may vary based on supply

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Peck Berry Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Peckpermint Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

Unleash the cuteness with our handcrafted dog-themed decorations, designed to celebrate your favorite four-legged friends! Whether you’re crazy about Golden Retrievers, can’t get enough of those goofy Boxer grins, swoon over the charm of Frenchies, or are a proud fan of loyal German Shepherds, we've got the perfect piece to show off your love.  Each decoration is made from durable acrylic, ensuring a smooth, sleek finish that's both eye-catching and long-lasting. Every design is engraved in intricate detail by our professional laser technology, capturing the unique traits of each breed with precision. You’ll be amazed by the depth and character that comes to life in these decorations – from the perky ears of a French Bulldog to the majestic stance of a German Shepherd. Crafted by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, these pieces are made with local craftsmanship and care. Looking for something even more special? Check out our Personalised gift section, where you can pick your favourite breed, add personalised touches, and create a one-of-a-kind treasure that truly reflects your pup's personality. Perfect as a gift or a treat for yourself, these dog-themed decorations are the paw-fect way to bring a little extra wag into your life!

Cats Welcome Fridge Magnet – Handmade in Woodend by Unicorn Fart Productions Because let’s be honest—cats rule the house, and people are just tolerated. Handcrafted from quality timber in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky fridge magnet is the perfect way to let visitors know where they stand in your cat’s kingdom. Includes a strong magnet on the back – holds up notes, shopping lists, and maybe even a warning sign for unsuspecting guests. Laser-cut with precision – capturing every fluffy detail of the true ruler of your home. A must-have for cat lovers – because the world needs more cat-titude. Made by a local artist – crafted with care and a sprinkle of feline mischief. Add some personality to your fridge, or gift it to a fellow cat enthusiast who knows the real boss of the household. Limited stock—grab yours before your cat knocks it off the fridge. Handmade in Woodend | Australian Made & Designed