"Merry Kiss my Ass" Tired of the same old sweet and sappy Christmas decor? Say F*ck that! and step up your holiday game with our Adults-Only Potty-Mouthed Christmas Doormat! Made right here in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky masterpiece is designed for those who like their Christmas spirit served with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of profanity. Whether you're welcoming fellow misfits, scaring off carolers, or just making sure Santa knows you’re on the fun kind of naughty list, this mat is the perfect way to bring some sassy seasonal cheer to your doorstep. 🎄 Handcrafted with attitude.🎄 Built to withstand all the bullsh*t weather throws at it.🎄 Guaranteed to make guests laugh—or gasp. Get yours now and let your doormat do the swearing, so you don’t have to! Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir - UV Protected Rear - PVC 

🍑🎅 “Merry Kissmyass” Ornament – The Sassiest Santa on the Tree! 🎅🍑 Tired of being jolly 24/7? Give your tree a cheeky little attitude with our “Merry Kissmyass” Santa Ornament – the perfect dose of naughty in your nice list lineup. 🎄😏 Handcrafted with festive mischief and 3D printed right here in Woodend, Victoria, this hilarious little backside says what we’re all thinking by December 24th. Featuring Santa mooning the world with a kiss mark right on his Christmas caboose, it’s bold, it's sassy, and it's totally irresistible. 🎁 Ideal for: Office Kris Kringle chaos Grinchy mates who need a laugh Trees that don’t take themselves too seriously Your passive-aggressive holiday spirit ✨ Comes ready to hang and stir up just the right amount of festive drama. 🎄 Naughty? Yes. Regretful? Never. 👉 Add some sass to your stash – grab yours now and let Santa’s cheeky side shine!

Are you ready to decorate like it’s 1989 and shake it off in style? Our Swiftmas Spectacular tree ornament is here to make your Christmas tree the champagne problem of your holiday season—glittering, glamorous, and just a little bit mischievous! Crafted with as much care as a love story straight out of Fearless, this ornament is the perfect mix of sparkle and Red-hot holiday cheer. It shines so bright that it could leave you dancing in a storm in your best dress—or at least under the twinkling lights of your tree. Every detail is so gorgeous that even your holiday guests will be saying, "I wish you would!" as they try to snag it for their own tree. And don’t worry, if anyone asks where you got it, you can just smile and say, "We are never, ever, ever telling you!" So, what are you waiting for? Add a touch of Wonderland to your holiday decor with the Swiftmas Spectacular tree ornament. Because when it comes to your Christmas tree, it should be as enchanting as you belong with me! Size: 7cm diameter

Deck your halls with a touch of whimsy and sparkle with this handcrafted and hand-painted decorative Christmas tree from Unicorn Fart Productions! Made from plywood in the heart of The Macedon Ranges in Victoria, this festive gem comes in your choice of gold or silver, ensuring it will shimmer and shine brighter than Rudolph’s nose on Christmas Eve. But wait, there’s more! This clever 2-piece tree arrives as a flat pack, making it a breeze to assemble and even easier to store when the holidays are over. Dress it up with twinkling lights, wrap it in tinsel, and watch as it transforms into the showstopper of your holiday décor. Whether it’s the centerpiece of your festive display or a stylish sidekick to your Christmas festivities, this tree adds just the right amount of festive flair to make your season merry and bright. Perfect for those who love their holidays with a dash of humor, a sprinkle of sparkle, and a touch of practicality! Dimensions: 19cm (H) x 14cm (W)

Get ready to deck the halls with some cheeky holiday charm! This Mistletoe Mischief Ornament is the perfect combination of festive fun and laugh-out-loud sass, designed to bring a smile (and maybe a blush) to anyone who sees it. Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria, by a small family business, this ornament is made from premium wood, featuring hand-painted details, festive bells, and a playful mistletoe design. Perfect as a quirky addition to your tree or as a hilarious gift for someone who enjoys a bit of Christmas mischief. Why It’s So Much Fun:🎄 Handcrafted with love and humor by a small family business.🎄 Made from high-quality wood and hand-painted for a unique, personal touch.🎄 Features colorful festive bells and a mistletoe crown – perfect for “hanging out” on your tree.🎄 Guaranteed to spark giggles and brighten up any holiday celebration! Add a bit of cheeky cheer to your Christmas decor with this hilarious handmade ornament – made right here in Victoria and guaranteed to make your festive season unforgettable! 🎅✨ Supply your own Pecker - Xtra Large (Man Size) Ornament Size:10cm (L) x 8.5cm (W) Comes with a ribbon ready to hand from your tree

Bring a touch of modern design to your home or office with our 3D printed Ribbed Planter, locally crafted in Woodend, Victoria. Each piece is made to order, ensuring quality, care and a personalised finish every time. Featuring a sleek matte texture and stylish ribbed design, this planter pairs contemporary aesthetics with practical function. The included water drip tray helps keep surfaces clean and tidy, while the durable, lightweight construction makes it perfect for indoor plants, succulents or herbs. Product Features: Includes matching water drip tray Matte finish for a premium look and feel Available in matte finish, Dark Green, Desert Tan, Charcoal and Grass Green Modern ribbed design to suit any décor Made to order in Woodend, Victoria using sustainable 3D printing technology Lightweight yet durable construction Size: Diameter: 115mm Height: 110mm Perfect for plant lovers who appreciate local craftsmanship and custom-made pieces, this planter isn’t just functional it’s a statement. Kindly note: Colours in product images may vary slightly due to lighting and camera angles.

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

Monstera Madness Coaster Set  For plant lovers who can’t be tamed (or trusted with real plants). Say goodbye to boring coasters and hello to tropical tabletop joy! Our 3D printed Monstera Coaster Set is here to leaf a lasting impression, designed and made to order in Woodend, Victoria. Crafted with a smooth matte finish and bold leafy curves, these cuties are the perfect combo of style and sass. Each set includes a mix of lush green and warm tan coasters, all nestled snugly into their own jungle-inspired base. It’s practical and cute, which we think should be the goal of all things, really.  Why You’ll Love Them: Includes a handy holder to keep your coasters stacked, not scattered Unique monstera leaf design = instant conversation starter Matte finish with a soft-touch feel (no slipping and sliding here!) Made to order with sustainable 3D printing in Woodend, VIC Available in nature-inspired green & tan combo Lightweight, durable, and wildly aesthetic 4 Coasters and base Size:Leaf: 85mm x 100mm x 4mm Perfect for:Leaf-lovers, houseplant hoarders, jungle-core dreamers, and anyone who wants their coffee table to look extra fabulous. P.S. Each set is made with love, so colours may vary slightly due to lighting.

Meet the Mother Clucker Say hello to your new favourite fridge accessory – our hand-painted wooden hen magnet! Carefully crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this adorable piece is made from sustainable timber and painted by hand, ensuring no two are exactly alike. Whether you love farm décor or just want to support a local family business, this charming magnet is sure to bring a smile to your face!

"Gran" Definition Plaque – Because Gran’s Love is Like a Bottomless Biscuit Tin! 💙🍪 She’s warm, wise, full of laughter, and somehow always knows where to find the best snacks—Gran is truly one of a kind! Celebrate the queen of cuddles, encouragement, and cheeky spoiling with this beautifully handcrafted wooden plaque, made with love in Woodend, Victoria, by our family-run team at Unicorn Fart Productions. This heartfelt engraved piece sums up what makes Gran so special:✨ A perfect blend of warmth, love, and a good dose of cheeky humour.✨ Overlooks our faults (even when we break her favourite teacup).✨ Encourages our dreams and celebrates every little success—no matter how small!✨ Possesses the wisdom of a teacher, the sincerity of a true friend, and the tenderness of a mother. With a layered acrylic “Gran” topper in soft blue hues, delicate engraved floral details, and pops of hand-painted colour, this plaque is as timeless, beautiful, and full of love as Gran herself. A perfect Mother’s Day, birthday, or “just because” gift, this keepsake is a daily reminder that Gran is the glue that holds the family together—one warm hug and homemade treat at a time! 📏 Size: Perfect for desks, shelves, or anywhere Gran can admire her well-deserved tribute. Because let’s face it—she deserves more than just another box of chocolates (even if she will share them)! 💕✨ Size: 10.5cm x 14.5cm Colours may vary

Handcrafted with love by Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this beautifully detailed wooden plaque is the perfect way to celebrate the superhero without a cape—MUM! With a heartfelt and humorous definition, this piece perfectly sums up what it means to be a mother:✨ A woman who does the work of twenty.✨ A woman who has eyes in the back of her head.✨ Secret keeper, mind reader, teacher, role model, irreplaceable.✨ Giver of unconditional love. Featuring delicate floral engravings and a gorgeous acrylic "Mother" topper with a shimmering finish, this plaque is as stunning as the woman it honours. Whether for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or just because, it’s the perfect way to show your appreciation for the one who does it all (and somehow still knows when you’re up to no good!). Size: Just right for desks, shelves, or anywhere Mum can proudly display her well-earned title. Size: 10.5cm x 14.5cm Because let’s be honest—flowers wilt, chocolates disappear, but this handcrafted gem will remind Mum she’s a legend every single day! 💕✨ Colours may vary

"Mother" Definition Plaque – A Tribute to the Ultimate Multitasker! 💖🌸 Mums do it all—chef, taxi driver, therapist, detective, and somehow, they still manage to know exactly what you’re up to before you do! Celebrate the legend that is Mum with this handcrafted "Mother" definition plaque, lovingly made in Woodend, Victoria, by our family business, Unicorn Fart Productions. This beautifully engraved wooden plaque perfectly sums up motherhood:✨ A woman who does the work of twenty (without a lunch break).✨ A woman who has eyes in the back of her head (and X-ray vision).✨ Secret keeper, mind reader, teacher, role model, irreplaceable.✨ Giver of unconditional love (and occasional side-eye). Topped with a stunning acrylic "Mother" cutout, shimmering with soft iridescent hues, and adorned with delicate floral engravings, this sign is as beautiful, strong, and timeless as Mum herself. The perfect gift for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or just to remind her she’s the glue that holds it all together—without the thanks she definitely deserves! Size: Just right for desks, shelves, or anywhere Mum can admire her well-earned recognition. Size: 10.5cm x 14.5cm Because let’s be real—she already knows she’s amazing, but this sign makes it official! Colours may vary

"Mum" Definition Plaque – Because Mum Deserves More Than Just a Mug! 💖🌸 If Mum had a dollar for every hug given, tear wiped, and problem solved—well, let’s just say she’d be living on a private island by now! Celebrate the absolute legend that is Mum with this heartfelt handcrafted plaque, made with love in Woodend, Victoria, by our family-run crew at Unicorn Fart Productions. This beautifully engraved wooden sign captures everything that makes a mum Mum:✨ A woman who loves unconditionally, heals the heart, and gives endless support.✨ A woman who is never selfish and always there when you need her.✨ Basically, a superhero in disguise (without the cape, but with a handbag full of snacks). Featuring a layered acrylic painted “Mum” topper in a playful pastel design and delicate floral engravings, this stunning piece is the perfect mix of elegance and fun—just like Mum herself! A thoughtful Mother’s Day, birthday, or “just because” gift, this plaque is a daily reminder of how irreplaceable she truly is. 📏 Size: Perfect for desks, shelves, or anywhere Mum can proudly admire her well-earned recognition. Because let’s be real—she already knows she’s amazing, but now she has proof! 💕✨ Size: 10.5cm x 14.5cm Because let’s be real—she already knows she’s amazing, but this sign makes it official! Colours may vary

"Mum" Definition Plaque – Because Mum’s Basically a Superhero! 💖🌸 No cape, no fancy title—just endless love, unwavering support, and the magical ability to find things you swore were lost forever! Celebrate the one and only Mum with this beautifully handcrafted plaque, made with love (and maybe a little mum-like patience) in Woodend, Victoria, by our family business, Unicorn Fart Productions. This heartfelt engraved piece perfectly sums up what makes Mum so incredible:✨ Loves unconditionally, heals hearts, and gives endless support.✨ Never selfish, always there when you need her.✨ Somehow knows when you’re up to no good—without even looking! With a layered  "Mum" topper in warm, earthy tones and delicate floral engravings, this sign is as elegant, timeless, and full of love as Mum herself. A thoughtful Mother’s Day, birthday, or just-because gift, this plaque is a daily reminder that Mum isn’t just a word—it’s a whole superpower! 📏 Size: Perfect for desks, shelves, or anywhere Mum can admire her well-deserved recognition. Because let’s be honest—Mum deserves more than just another candle! Size: 10.5cm x 14.5cm Colours may vary

"Mummy" Definition Plaque – Because She’s Basically a Real-Life Fairy Godmother! 🦄✨ She blows bubbles, bakes cakes, searches for fairies, and still somehow manages to find your missing sock—Mummy is pure magic! Celebrate the queen of cuddles, bedtime kisses, and endless love with this beautifully handcrafted wooden plaque, made with care in Woodend, Victoria, by our family-run team at Unicorn Fart Productions. This heartfelt engraved piece captures everything that makes her one-of-a-kind:🦋 Keeps the magic alive while keeping everything (and everyone) together.🦋 Fixer of hurty knees, healer of hearts, expert in character-building (and snack distribution).🦋 Master of putting others first, creating precious memories, and possessing an endless supply of unconditional love. Featuring a layered acrylic “Mummy” topper in dreamy soft tones, a delicate butterfly accent, and beautiful engraved details, this plaque is as warm and wonderful as the woman it celebrates. The perfect gift for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or just because Mummy deserves it—this keepsake is a daily reminder that her love, patience, and magic never go unnoticed. 📏 Size: Perfect for desks, shelves, or anywhere Mummy can admire her well-earned tribute. Because let’s be real—a Mum this amazing deserves more than just another pair of fluffy socks!  Size: 10.5cm x 14.5cm Colours may vary

"Nana" Definition Plaque – Because Nana is Pure Magic!  If love had a name, it would be Nana—the giver of the best hugs, greatest stories, and most legendary home-cooked meals! Celebrate the matriarch of warmth, wisdom, and unconditional love with this beautifully handcrafted wooden plaque, lovingly made in Woodend, Victoria, by our family-run team at Unicorn Fart Productions. This heartfelt engraved piece captures everything that makes Nana one-of-a-kind:✨ A constant source of love (and sneaky treats when Mum says no).✨ Teacher, motivator, biggest cheerleader, and occasional mischief-maker.✨ Giver of the warmest hugs, teller of the best stories, and hands-down the best cook EVER. Featuring a layered acrylic "Nana" topper in soft pastel tones, elegant engraved floral and butterfly details, and a timeless rustic finish, this plaque is as beautiful, strong, and full of love as Nana herself. The perfect Mother’s Day, birthday, or “just because” gift, this keepsake is a daily reminder that Nana isn’t just part of the family—she’s the heart of it. 📏 Size: Perfect for desks, shelves, or anywhere Nana can admire her well-earned tribute. Because let’s be honest—Nana deserves more than just another scented candle! 💖✨ Size: 10.5cm x 14.5cm Colours may vary

"Nana" Definition Plaque – Because Nana’s Love is the Secret Ingredient! 💜🦋 She gives the best hugs, the wisest advice, and somehow always knows when you need a snack—because let’s face it, Nana is pure magic! Celebrate the queen of unconditional love, endless encouragement, and legendary home cooking with this beautifully handcrafted wooden plaque, made with love in Woodend, Victoria, by our family-run team at Unicorn Fart Productions. This heartwarming engraved piece sums up everything we love about Nana:✨ A never-ending source of love, wisdom, and sneaky pocket money.✨ A teacher, motivator, and the ultimate cheerleader (with biscuits always on hand).✨ Giver of warm hugs, teller of the best stories, and officially the best cook EVER. Featuring a layered acrylic "Nana" topper in rich purple hues, delicate engraved floral and butterfly details, and a timeless rustic finish, this plaque is as beautiful and full of love as Nana herself. A perfect gift for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or just because Nana deserves it, this keepsake is a daily reminder that she’s the heart of the family and the master of comfort food! 📏 Size: Perfect for desks, shelves, or anywhere Nana can admire her well-earned tribute. Because Nana deserves more than just another packet of shortbread! 💖✨ Size: 10.5cm x 14.5cm Colours may vary

Celebrate the amazing women in your life with our 3D Timber Plaque, specially crafted by Unicorn Fart Productions for Mum, Mother, Mummy, Nan, Nanny, Gran, or Grandma! Handcrafted in the heart of Woodend, Victoria, this beautifully laser-cut and engraved plaque is the perfect way to say “Thank you” or “I love you” to that special lady who means the world to you. Whether she’s your mum, your nan, or your grandma, this plaque is a timeless token of love and appreciation. The stunning 3D design adds a touch of elegance, making this plaque a standout piece that she’ll proudly display. Every plaque is created with care, ensuring it’s as unique and cherished as the special woman it’s meant for. Perfect for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or just because, this plaque is more than just a gift—it’s a heartfelt keepsake that reminds her how much she’s loved every single day. Gift her something truly special with this enchanting 3D Timber Plaque from Unicorn Fart Productions, where each piece is handcrafted with love, care, and a sprinkle of magic! Dimensions - 16cm Tall x 11cm Wide

Give Mum a heartfelt and creative gift with this unique DIY painting kit, lovingly crafted by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria. Designed as a special keepsake, this gift is a meaningful way to celebrate Mother’s Day. Each kit includes: A laser-etched wooden plaque featuring an elegant swan design A removable swan piece engraved with a heartfelt message A paint set and brushes, allowing for a personalised touch A lasting memento that Mum will treasure for years to come Why it’s the perfect gift: Handmade with care in Australia Encourages creativity and personal expression A thoughtful and unique way to show appreciation for Mum Crafted from sustainable materials and designed with love, this DIY kit is a beautiful way to create a keepsake that Mum will cherish. Limited stock available—order now to create a one-of-a-kind Mother’s Day gift.

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Mulch Tart Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

I'm sorry did I roll my eyes out loud? Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Driving My Husband Crazy, One Chicken at a Time For the backyard chicken keeper who swore they’d stop at just a few hens… but somehow keeps adding more, this laser-engraved and hand-painted sign is the perfect way to own it. Crafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this bold, funny, and slightly too relatable sign is a must-have for any chicken-loving household—especially one where the husband has given up trying to count the flock. Laser Engraved and Hand-Painted – Vibrant colors bring these sassy hens to life, adding extra personality to the already hilarious message. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed with love, humor, and just a hint of chicken math denial. Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang, because let’s be honest—you have more chickens to buy and no time for DIY. Perfect for Chicken Lovers – Whether you have two hens or twenty, this sign lets everyone know exactly how your backyard farm (and marriage) is going. Durable and Rustic – Built to last, just like your husband's patience—though, let’s be real, the sign will probably last longer. This sign makes a fantastic gift for backyard chicken keepers, homesteaders, or anyone whose “just one more” has turned into an entire flock. Whether for Mother’s Day, a birthday, or just as a lighthearted addition to the coop, it’s the perfect way to celebrate chicken addiction in style.

Do you have too many fucks to give? Well, we've got just the thing for you! Introducing the My Last Fuck Jar - a unique and hilarious gift for your loved ones. This jar is perfect for those times when you need to let off some steam, but don't want to resort to cursing in public. Simply write down all of your fucks, and release them when you're feeling frustrated or overwhelmed. This jar is also perfect for occasions when you want to swear like a sailor, but don't want to get into trouble. You can send this fuck in a postcard, hide it sneakily in your friends' pockets to give them a surprise or put it secretly on their desks. Whatever you do, just be sure to have some fun with it! The My Last Fuck Jar is made of Glass and comes with a cute little cork lid. It makes a great gift for boyfriends, girlfriends, sons, daughters, husbands, wives, friends and colleagues. And don't worry - even though it's called the "My Last Fuck Jar", you can always refill it with new fucks whenever you need them! Please note, you will receive a random selected colour, just so you dont give a fuck.

My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while youre talking and not hear a thing... you said Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I told my therapist about you. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

My wife says I have 2 faults, I dont listen and something else. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 76mm x 72mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Why be nice when you can be naughty—and have a blast doing it? Introducing our laser-cut "Top of the Naughty List and Loving It" decoration! Made from premium plywood, this cheeky ornament is handcrafted to perfection, celebrating the rebels of the holiday season. Created with a twinkle in the eye in Woodend, Victoria, by a family-run local business, this sassy decoration is the product of artisan skills and a mischievous spirit. Each piece is meticulously laser-cut, ensuring every detail is sharp enough to make Santa do a double-take. Featuring rustic string ties, it’s ready to hang wherever you want to flaunt your naughty status—on the Christmas tree, your front door, or even in the office to keep your colleagues on their toes.  Handcrafted with a whole lot of love and a sprinkle of cheekiness, our "Top of the Naughty List and Loving It" decoration comes in a variety of bold colors. Pick your favorite to match your audacious attitude! This holiday season, own your spot at the top of the naughty list with pride. After all, where’s the fun in playing by the rules? Size: 7cm x 9cm

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Nice shoes take them off Doormat Got some fancy kicks on? Well, they won’t last five minutes in this house! Our “Nice Shoes, Take Them Off” doormat gives your guests a friendly (and funny) heads-up before they step into a home that’s full of fun, chaos. Handcrafted with love and humor by Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this doormat is made to order for those who like a bit of personality at their front door. Product Highlights: Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions Playful and cheeky message that’s sure to bring a smile (and protect your floors!) Made to order for top-notch quality and a personal touch Durable enough to handle all the foot traffic your busy household brings Warn guests with a little humor – those shoes better come off before they face the delightful chaos that awaits inside. Grab your Nice Shoes, Take Them Off doormat today and step up your entryway game! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material: Front - Coir, Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected.

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

Celebrate Dad with a Touch of Fun Show your dad how much he means to you with our beautifully handcrafted, laser-cut plywood photo frame, designed specifically for Father's Day. This unique frame is the perfect blend of modern technology and artisanal craftsmanship, making it a heartfelt gift that will be cherished for years to come. Key Features: Precision Laser-Cut Design:Each frame is meticulously crafted using state-of-the-art laser cutting technology, ensuring clean, precise lines and intricate details. The design features a thoughtful  aesthetic that will complement any décor. Premium Quality Plywood:Made from high-quality, sustainable plywood, this frame is not only eco-friendly but also durable and long-lasting. The natural wood grain adds a warm, rustic touch that enhances the overall charm. Versatile Display Options:Equipped with a strong magnet on the rear, this frame can easily be attached to any magnetic surface, such as a refrigerator or metal board.  Perfect for 8cm x 7cm Photos:**  Sized to fit standard 8 x 7 photos, this frame is ideal for displaying your favorite pictures of dad, whether it's a family portrait, a candid moment, or a special occasion. Thoughtful Father's Day Gift:This photo frame is more than just a holder for pictures; it's a meaningful gift that expresses your love and appreciation. The elegant design and handcrafted quality make it a standout piece that any father would be proud to display. **6. Easy to Use:**  Simply slide your photo into the frame from the back opening. The secure fit ensures your photo stays in place while being easy to change whenever you like. Dimensions:- Outer Frame: 15 x 12 cm- Photo Opening: 8 x 7 cm Packaging:Each frame comes in a eco-friendly wrapping ready to be presented to your dad on his special day. Order Yours Today!Don’t miss out on the opportunity to give your dad a gift that combines sentimental value with exceptional craftsmanship. Order your handcrafted laser-cut plywood photo frame now and make this Father's Day one to remember!

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Sarcastic Laser-Engraved Kitchen Utensils Because cooking is an adventure… and sometimes a gamble! From the talented, fun-loving crew at Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria, comes this hilariously honest kitchen utensil. Laser-engraved with the cheeky phrase "I haven’t given anyone food poisoning… yet!", this wooden slotted spoon is the perfect blend of practicality, sass, and low-key kitchen confidence. Laser-Engraved Sarcasm – Because every meal is made with love… and just a little uncertainty. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Created by a local, family-run business that understands the fine line between a gourmet meal and a kitchen disaster. High-Quality Bamboo – Sturdy, durable, and safe for non-stick cookware—because the food is risky enough, no need to add scratched pans to the mix. Perfect for Gifting – Whether it’s for a home chef, a reluctant cook, or that one friend whose cooking is always “an experience,” this utensil is bound to get laughs. Guaranteed to Make Cooking More Fun – Even if the meal itself is questionable. Whether you're serving up a feast or ordering takeout because dinner went south, this sarcastic wooden spoon is the ultimate kitchen sidekick. Add it to your collection or gift it to someone who cooks with just enough "hope for the best" energy!

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

Not a trap door Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material: Front - Coir, Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

This 25cm diameter handcrafted sign is the perfect addition to any dog-friendly home, designed to bring warmth, humour, and personality to your entryway. Proudly made by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this piece is crafted with care and attention to detail, making it a standout decorative piece for dog lovers. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed and crafted locally, ensuring a unique and high-quality product. 25cm Diameter – A generous size that makes a statement while fitting seamlessly into various spaces. Durable Painted Finish – The design is professionally applied for a smooth, long-lasting, and easy-to-clean surface. Mount Included on Rear – Comes ready to hang, making installation quick and hassle-free. Charming and Humorous Design – Features an adorable, happy dog illustration along with a lighthearted message welcoming visitors while setting the house rules. Perfect for Dog Owners – Ideal for front porches, entryways, or living spaces, celebrating the love and loyalty of furry family members. This sign makes a thoughtful gift for pet lovers, dog owners, and anyone who appreciates a touch of humour in their home decor. Handmade with care, it is a unique and high-quality addition to any home.

Meet Nugget This adorable wooden hen magnet is hand-painted and made with care in Woodend, Victoria. Crafted from quality timber, it’s the perfect way to add a cozy, farmhouse feel to your space while celebrating locally made artistry. Whether you're decorating your fridge, sprucing up a workspace, or looking for a small yet thoughtful gift, this magnet fits the bill. Each hen carries a unique personality thanks to the hand-painted details, making it a special keepsake. Plus, when you purchase, you’re supporting a local family business dedicated to creating handcrafted, meaningful décor that tells a story.  

"O Christmas Tree" Acrylic Earrings Handmade in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions Deck the halls—and your ears—with these fabulously festive "O Christmas Tree" earrings! Handmade in the heart of Woodend, Victoria, these bright green beauties are a nod to your favourite holiday icon, lovingly crafted by the local legends at Unicorn Fart Productions. Shaped like classic pine trees and cut from smooth, vibrant acrylic, these earrings are delightfully lightweight and full of festive flair. Whether you're heading to a holiday market, sipping eggnog at a Christmas party, or just want to add a bit of holiday cheer to your everyday outfit, these little trees are ready to jingle along with you. Fun, festive, and fabulously local. You’ll be turning heads faster than Santa’s sleigh. Available in: Small Size with Stud/Post Backing - 2.0cm x 2.0cm Large Size with Stud/Post Backing - 2.5cm x 2.5cm Large Size with Hook/Butterfly Backing - 2.5cm x 2.5cm