Please Stand Closer – It’s Shorter Than You Think
A gentle reminder for the gentlemen in your life, because sometimes accuracy matters more than confidence.
Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this laser-engraved, hand-painted, and vinyl-wrapped sign delivers a hilariously necessary message in the most stylish way possible.
Perfect for guest bathrooms, man caves, or anywhere that seems to suffer from "overestimation issues."
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Laser Engraved and Hand-Painted – Crisp, clear lettering and vintage-inspired flourishes ensure the message is both elegant and effective.
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Vinyl-Wrapped for Durability – A smooth, easy-to-clean finish that stands up to time, just like the joke never gets old.
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Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Designed by a local artisan who clearly understands the struggle.
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Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang in bathrooms, pubs, or anywhere that could use a little “direction.”
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Refined Yet Unmistakably Direct – The elegant design gives it a touch of class, but let's be real—it’s here to prevent “splash zones.”
An absolute must-have for households with men, public restrooms, or anyone who appreciates a well-aimed joke. Whether it’s for housewarmings, birthdays, or just a much-needed intervention, this sign brings style, humour, and a much-needed accuracy check to any space.
