Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - I Have to Pee

What i said: I Have to Pee, What my kids hear: Family Meeting, Assemble in the Bathroom.

Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – I Have to Pee, What my kids hear: Family Meeting, Assemble in the Bathroom, but your fridge shouldn't be!

Crafted with a sprinkle of sass and a whole lot of understanding (we’ve been there!), these magnets deliver the humor you didn’t know your kitchen needed. When life throws little impatient mini-yous your way, slap some sarcasm on the fridge and have a good laugh instead of a meltdown!

Each magnet is meticulously handcrafted from wood, with laser-engraved cheeky phrases that pack a punch. Strong, rustic, and loaded with personality, these magnets don’t just hold your grocery lists—they bring a smile to your face every time you reach for the fridge.

Whether you're negotiating snack time or just trying to keep it together, these sarcastic wonders are here to brighten your day. They're also the perfect gift for parents (or friends) who could use a little comic relief in their daily whirlwind of chaos.

Why You'll Love It:

Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens.

Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos.

Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk.

A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift.

So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee. 

Made in Woodend, Victoria

 
Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

Some of our awesome products are made to order! That means your unique piece is crafted just for you, with love and care, right here in the Macedon Ranges. So, while it might take a little longer to arrive, it’s worth the wait!

• Production time: 1–3 days.
• Shipping time: 3–7 days.
• Express shipping: 1–4 days.

All orders are shipped by Australia Post and include tracking. You will receive a tracking number once the order is fulfilled.

Local pick-up is available from Woodend, Victoria! 

You’ll get an email when your item is ready. We will also contact you to arrange a pick-up date and time that works for you.