I'd Smoke That Sign

If you take your BBQ as seriously as your sense of humour, this handcrafted sign from Unicorn Fart Productions is made just for you!

Designed and created in Woodend, Victoria, this bold and hilariously cheeky piece is the perfect way to show off your love for all things slow-cooked and smoked to perfection.

Featuring a layered timber design, this eye-catching sign showcases a prehistoric twist on the ultimate BBQ lineup—a mighty T-Rex stacked with a cow, pig, and chicken, all proudly declaring, "I’D SMOKE THAT!" Whether you’re a pit master, weekend warrior, or just someone who believes everything tastes better off the smoker, this sign will add personality to your grilling space.

With vibrant retro-inspired colours, precision laser-cut details, and a sturdy build, it’s perfect for outdoor kitchens, smoke shacks, man caves, and BBQ areas. Built to last and guaranteed to spark conversations (and maybe a few friendly debates over the best way to smoke brisket), it’s the ultimate gift for BBQ lovers who enjoy a side of humour with their meat.

Size: Perfectly sized to make a statement without overpowering your carefully plated ribs. -

Dimensions: 25.5cm Diameter

So go on—hang it up, fire up the smoker, and let everyone know that when it comes to BBQ, you mean business. Because if it walks, swims, or roars… you’d smoke that! 

Some of our awesome products are made to order! That means your unique piece is crafted just for you, with love and care, right here in the Macedon Ranges. So, while it might take a little longer to arrive, it’s worth the wait!

• Production time: 1–3 days.
• Shipping time: 3–7 days.
• Express shipping: 1–4 days.

All orders are shipped by Australia Post and include tracking. You will receive a tracking number once the order is fulfilled.

Local pick-up is available from Woodend, Victoria! 

You’ll get an email when your item is ready. We will also contact you to arrange a pick-up date and time that works for you.