I need a good root

Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery!

Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants.

Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling.

Featuring engraved text like “I need a good root”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery.

Size: 11.5cm x 5cm

Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨

Some of our awesome products are made to order! That means your unique piece is crafted just for you, with love and care, right here in the Macedon Ranges. So, while it might take a little longer to arrive, it’s worth the wait!

• Production time: 1–3 days.
• Shipping time: 3–7 days.
• Express shipping: 1–4 days.

All orders are shipped by Australia Post and include tracking. You will receive a tracking number once the order is fulfilled.

Local pick-up is available from Woodend, Victoria! 

You’ll get an email when your item is ready. We will also contact you to arrange a pick-up date and time that works for you.