Ho Ho F%&^% Ho Doormat

Tired of boring entrances?

Our adult funny doormat is here to rescue your doorstep from the mundane.

Designed to turn heads and provoke laughter, this handcrafted masterpiece is more than just a piece of décor—it's a declaration of your home's personality.

Each detail, lovingly crafted in Woodend, Macedon Ranges, speaks to the artistry and wit behind its creation.

Made to withstand daily foot traffic without losing its charm, it's as durable as it is delightful. The secret to its charm?

A humorous twist that greets guests with a smile and sets the tone for a visit filled with warmth and good humor. Whether you're welcoming old friends or new acquaintances, our adult funny doormat ensures every arrival is met with a dose of laughter and a warm welcome.

"Ho Ho F&(*&(*% Ho"

Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!

Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm

Material - Front - Coir

Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Some of our awesome products are made to order! That means your unique piece is crafted just for you, with love and care, right here in the Macedon Ranges. So, while it might take a little longer to arrive, it’s worth the wait!

• Production time: 1–3 days.
• Shipping time: 3–7 days.
• Express shipping: 1–4 days.

All orders are shipped by Australia Post and include tracking. You will receive a tracking number once the order is fulfilled.

Local pick-up is available from Woodend, Victoria! 

You’ll get an email when your item is ready. We will also contact you to arrange a pick-up date and time that works for you.