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$2.50
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Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
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Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery!
Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants.
Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling.
Featuring engraved text like “I need a good root”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery.
Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨
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Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery!
Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants.
Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling.
Featuring engraved text like “Feeling Cute, might die later”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery.
Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨
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Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
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Thirsty Bitch
$2.50
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Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
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$2.50
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Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
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Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
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$2.50
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Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
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Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
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Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
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Funny Plant Stakes - Made from Sustainable Timber...
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Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
Sassy Plant Stakes
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Sassy Plant Markers – “High Maintenance” & “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later”
For plants with attitude (and plant parents who get the joke).
Some plants are drama queens, some are survivors, and some are… well, both. Enter our Sassy Plant Markers, the ultimate tongue-in-cheek accessories for your pots and planters. With bold phrases like “High Maintenance” and “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later”, these little signs do all the talking so your plants don’t have to.
Made to order in Woodend, VIC with sustainable 3D printing, each marker is lightweight, durable, and weather-resistant—perfect for indoor jungles, windowsill herb gardens, or gifting to that one friend who kills every plant they touch.
Why You’ll Love Them:
Snarky engraved phrases: “High Maintenance” + “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later”
3D printed to order with eco-friendly materials
Crisp finish with bold black lettering
Lightweight, sturdy & reusable
Works in soil, pots, planters, or even as quirky gift toppers
Proudly made in Woodend, VIC
Size Stats:
Height (including stake): 100 - 110mm
Sign Width: 65 - 90mm
Sign Height: 30 - 40mm
Whether you’re a proud plant parent or a serial plant killer, these markers keep your green buddies looking good—even if their leaves are saying otherwise.
P.S. They won’t water your plants, but they will make you laugh when you forget to.
Punny Plant Stakes
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Punny Plant Markers
Because your plants deserve punchlines too.
Turn your pots into a comedy stage with our Punny Plant Marker, he ultimate way to show off your green babies and your sense of humour. Featuring quips like “Lookin’ Sharp!”, “I’m On Point!”, “Can’t Touch This!” and “Stick With Me!”, these little signs are perfect for cacti, succulents, or any spiky sidekick that loves a laugh.
Made to order in Woodend, VIC using sustainable 3D printing, each marker is lightweight, durable, and finished in crisp colours that pop against your plants. Funny, functional, and fabulous, it’s plant parenting with personality.
Why You’ll Love Them:
Choose 1 or 4 pun-tastic plant markers
Engraved slogans: “Lookin’ Sharp!”, “I’m On Point!”, “Can’t Touch This!”, “Stick With Me!”
3D printed to order in Woodend, VIC with eco-friendly materials
Durable, reusable & weather resistant
White stakes with bold blue lettering for maximum pop
Perfect for gifts, plant swaps, or just treating yourself
Size Stats:
Total Height: 110mm
Sign Width: 80mm
Sign Height: 20mm
Pop them in your pots and let your plants crack the jokes for once.
P.S. They won’t water your plants for you, but they will distract from that one cactus you’ve definitely forgotten about. 🦄
Fun Plant Stakes
$2.50
“Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” Plant Marker
For drama-queen plants and the humans who love them.
Some plants thrive, some survive, and some… well, they’re just here for a good time, not a long time. Enter the “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” Plant Marker—a bold little sign that perfectly sums up the emotional rollercoaster of plant parenthood.
3D printed to order in Woodend, VIC, these snarky stakes come in vibrant matte colours and slide effortlessly into pots, planters, or straight into your jungle of questionable survivors. Funny, durable, and oh-so-relatable, they’re the ultimate gift for plant parents with a sense of humour.
Why You’ll Love Them:
Cheeky engraved slogan: “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later”
3D printed in colours that pop
Made to order in Woodend, VIC (because your plant deserves local sass)
Lightweight, durable & weather resistant
Available in Pink, Orange, Blue, and Black
Perfect for houseplants, herb gardens, or that one plant you keep “trying” to keep alive
Size Stats:
Height: 130mm
Sign Width: 50mm
Sign Height: 30mm
Stick one in a pot and watch your guests laugh harder than your plant photosynthesises.
P.S. No plants were harmed in the making of these signs… but we can’t promise the same once you get them home. 🦄
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Damaged but Adorable
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Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery!
Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants.
Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling.
Featuring engraved text like “Damaged but Adorable”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery.
Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too!
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Twerk-erbell
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Twerking Fairy Plant Stake – Meet Twerk-erbell
Because even fairies know how to shake things up in the garden!
Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky twerking fairy plant stake is here to bring a little sass and a whole lot of magic to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be fun, fabulous, and just a little bit mischievous—this unique piece adds whimsy, colour, and some fairy-sized dance moves to your green space.
Hand-Painted & Unique – No two twerking fairies are exactly alike, just like no two dance moves in your backyard.
Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a sense of humour and a love for all things magical.
Perfect for Plant Lovers & Fairy Enthusiasts – Whether you believe in fairies or just appreciate a good booty shake, this stake adds instant charm.
Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Designed to withstand the elements, because a fairy that can twerk through a storm is one worth keeping.
A fun and fabulous gift for gardeners, fairy fans, or anyone who enjoys a little extra personality in their plant collection. Whether it’s adding a sprinkle of magic to your herbs or making your flowers feel like they’re at a fairy rave, this little twerking fairy will be right at home, shaking her wings in style!
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Tuna Turner
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Cat-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Tuna Turner
Because no garden is complete without a little feline flair!
Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky cat-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of whiskered charm to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds.
Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as fun as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring personality, colour, and a little bit of cattitude to your green space.
Hand-Painted & Unique – No two cats are exactly alike, just like no two garden adventures are the same.
Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh.
Perfect for Plant Lovers & Cat Enthusiasts – Whether you have a real feline friend or just admire their independent spirit, this stake adds instant character.
Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Designed to withstand the elements, just like a determined cat staring through a closed door.
A fun and functional gift for gardeners, cat lovers, or anyone who enjoys a bit of playful personality in their plant collection. Whether it's watching over your herbs or judging your gardening skills from a safe distance, this feline friend will fit right in!
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Sir Pounce A Lot
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Cat-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Sir Pounce A Lot
Because no garden is complete without a little feline flair!
Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky cat-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of whiskered charm to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds.
Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as fun as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring personality, colour, and a little bit of cattitude to your green space.
Hand-Painted & Unique – No two cats are exactly alike, just like no two garden adventures are the same.
Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh.
Perfect for Plant Lovers & Cat Enthusiasts – Whether you have a real feline friend or just admire their independent spirit, this stake adds instant character.
Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Designed to withstand the elements, just like a determined cat staring through a closed door.
A fun and functional gift for gardeners, cat lovers, or anyone who enjoys a bit of playful personality in their plant collection. Whether it's watching over your herbs or judging your gardening skills from a safe distance, this feline friend will fit right in!
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Meowly Cyrus
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Cat-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Meowly Cyrus
Because no garden is complete without a little feline flair!
Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky cat-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of whiskered charm to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds.
Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as fun as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring personality, colour, and a little bit of cattitude to your green space.
Hand-Painted & Unique – No two cats are exactly alike, just like no two garden adventures are the same.
Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh.
Perfect for Plant Lovers & Cat Enthusiasts – Whether you have a real feline friend or just admire their independent spirit, this stake adds instant character.
Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Designed to withstand the elements, just like a determined cat staring through a closed door.
A fun and functional gift for gardeners, cat lovers, or anyone who enjoys a bit of playful personality in their plant collection. Whether it's watching over your herbs or judging your gardening skills from a safe distance, this feline friend will fit right in!
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Rosebitch
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Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Rosebitch
Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair!
Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space.
Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same.
Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh.
Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character.
Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens.
A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!
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Mulch Tart
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Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Mulch Tart
Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair!
Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space.
Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same.
Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh.
Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character.
Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens.
A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!
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Sproutzilla
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Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Sproutzilla
Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair!
Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space.
Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same.
Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh.
Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character.
Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens.
A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!
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Lettuce Cluck
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Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Lettuce Cluck
Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair!
Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space.
Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same.
Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh.
Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character.
Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens.
A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!
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Sunny Side Up
$2.50
$3.00
Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Sunny Side Up
Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair!
Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space.
Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same.
Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh.
Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character.
Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens.
A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!
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Dirt Diva
$2.50
$3.00
Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Dirt Diva
Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair!
Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space.
Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same.
Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh.
Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character.
Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens.
A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!
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Peck Berry
$2.50
$3.00
Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Peck Berry
Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair!
Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space.
Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same.
Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh.
Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character.
Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens.
A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!
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Petal Peck
$2.50
$3.00
Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Petal Peck
Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair!
Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space.
Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same.
Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh.
Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character.
Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens.
A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!
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Basil Beak
$2.50
$3.00
Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Basil Beak
Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair!
Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space.
Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same.
Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh.
Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character.
Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens.
A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!
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Hennydew
$2.50
$3.00
Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Hennydew
Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair!
Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space.
Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same.
Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh.
Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character.
Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens.
A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!
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Peckpermint
$2.50
$3.00
Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Peckpermint
Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair!
Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space.
Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same.
Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh.
Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character.
Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens.
A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!
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Eggplant
$2.50
$3.00
Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Eggplant
Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair!
Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space.
Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same.
Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh.
Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character.
Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens.
A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!
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Thyme Nugget
$2.50
$3.00
Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Thyme Nugget
Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair!
Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space.
Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same.
Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh.
Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character.
Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens.
A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!
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Bok Choy
$2.50
$3.00
Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Bok Choy
Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair!
Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space.
Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same.
Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh.
Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character.
Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens.
A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!
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Anti social plant club
$2.50
$3.00
Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery!
Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants.
Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling.
Featuring engraved text like “Anti social plant club”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery.
Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨
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Serial plant killer
$2.50
$3.00
Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery!
Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants.
Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling.
Featuring engraved text like “Serial plant killer”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery.
Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨
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Talk dirt to me
$2.50
$3.00
Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery!
Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants.
Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling.
Featuring engraved text like “Talk dirt to me”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery.
Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨
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Be your own sunshine
$2.50
$3.00
Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery!
Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants.
Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling.
Featuring engraved text like “Be your own sunshine”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery.
Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨
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I got this from my pot dealer
$2.50
$3.00
Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery!
Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants.
Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling.
Featuring engraved text like “I got this from my pot dealer”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery.
Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨
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Embrace the existential dread
$2.50
$3.00
Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery!
Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants.
Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling.
Featuring engraved text like “Embrace the existential dread”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery.
Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨
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Thirst Trap
$2.50
$3.00
Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery!
Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants.
Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling.
Featuring engraved text like “Thirst Trap”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery.
Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨
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I wet my plants
$2.50
$3.00
Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery!
Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants.
Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling.
Featuring engraved text like “I wet my plants”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery.
Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨
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Im a Survivor
$2.50
$3.00
Funny Plant Stakes – Add a Touch of Whimsy to Your Greenery!
Give your plants some personality with our Funny Plant Stakes—the perfect mix of cheekiness and sustainability for your leafy companions! Handcrafted with love in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, Victoria, these stakes are more than just garden accessories; they’re little wooden cheerleaders for your plants.
Made from sustainably sourced wood, each stake reflects our commitment to eco-friendly practices while ensuring durability and long-lasting charm. Whether your plants need a bit of encouragement or a witty one-liner, our playful designs will keep them (and you!) smiling.
Featuring engraved text like “I’m a survivor”, along with other quirky quotes and adorable designs, these handcrafted beauties add a dash of humour to any pot or garden bed. No two stakes are exactly alike, making them as unique as your plant parenting style. Plus, they make fantastic conversation starters—expect chuckles from visitors as they discover the cheeky messages hidden among your greenery.
Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
Brighten up your indoor jungle or outdoor garden with a little handcrafted magic—because plants deserve personality too! 🌿✨
Pooping Dog
$2.50
Elevate your gardening experience with our whimsical Funny Plant Stakes in playful shapes – a delightful fusion of sustainable craftsmanship and creative charm. Handcrafted with love in the enchanting Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature, artistry, and sustainability.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-conscious living. By choosing our Funny Plant Stakes, you're not only supporting your plants but also contributing to the preservation of our environment. The wood used is not only responsibly harvested but also selected for its durability, ensuring a long-lasting and eco-friendly addition to your garden.What sets these plant stakes apart is their captivating shapes and amusing designs. From adorable animals to funky geometric forms, our Funny Plant Stakes bring a touch of joy and character to your green haven. Each stake is a mini-masterpiece, adding a dash of personality to your plant collection.Handcrafted in small batches, these plant stakes showcase the skilful artistry of our team in the Macedon Ranges. No two stakes are exactly alike, making each piece a unique and charming addition to your garden. Whether you're a seasoned gardener or a budding enthusiast, these stakes are a playful way to express your love for plants and creativity.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by providing support for your plants, but they also serve as eye-catching ornaments. Transform your garden into a whimsical wonderland, where each plant stake tells a story and sparks joy.Choose sustainability, choose artistry, choose humor – choose our Funny Plant Stakes in delightful shapes. Elevate your gardening style and make your green space a true reflection of your personality. Plant with flair, plant with fun!
Size: 12.5cm x 8cm
Sparkling Purple Gnome
$2.50
Elevate your gardening experience with our whimsical Funny Plant Stakes in playful shapes – a delightful fusion of sustainable craftsmanship and creative charm. Handcrafted with love in the enchanting Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature, artistry, and sustainability.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-conscious living. By choosing our Funny Plant Stakes, you're not only supporting your plants but also contributing to the preservation of our environment. The wood used is not only responsibly harvested but also selected for its durability, ensuring a long-lasting and eco-friendly addition to your garden.What sets these plant stakes apart is their captivating shapes and amusing designs. From adorable animals to funky geometric forms, our Funny Plant Stakes bring a touch of joy and character to your green haven. Each stake is a mini-masterpiece, adding a dash of personality to your plant collection.Handcrafted in small batches, these plant stakes showcase the skilful artistry of our team in the Macedon Ranges. No two stakes are exactly alike, making each piece a unique and charming addition to your garden. Whether you're a seasoned gardener or a budding enthusiast, these stakes are a playful way to express your love for plants and creativity.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by providing support for your plants, but they also serve as eye-catching ornaments. Transform your garden into a whimsical wonderland, where each plant stake tells a story and sparks joy.Choose sustainability, choose artistry, choose humor – choose our Funny Plant Stakes in delightful shapes. Elevate your gardening style and make your green space a true reflection of your personality. Plant with flair, plant with fun!
Size: 11cm x 4.5cm
Cat Sitting
$2.50
Elevate your gardening experience with our whimsical Funny Plant Stakes in playful shapes – a delightful fusion of sustainable craftsmanship and creative charm. Handcrafted with love in the enchanting Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature, artistry, and sustainability.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-conscious living. By choosing our Funny Plant Stakes, you're not only supporting your plants but also contributing to the preservation of our environment. The wood used is not only responsibly harvested but also selected for its durability, ensuring a long-lasting and eco-friendly addition to your garden.What sets these plant stakes apart is their captivating shapes and amusing designs. From adorable animals to funky geometric forms, our Funny Plant Stakes bring a touch of joy and character to your green haven. Each stake is a mini-masterpiece, adding a dash of personality to your plant collection.Handcrafted in small batches, these plant stakes showcase the skilful artistry of our team in the Macedon Ranges. No two stakes are exactly alike, making each piece a unique and charming addition to your garden. Whether you're a seasoned gardener or a budding enthusiast, these stakes are a playful way to express your love for plants and creativity.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by providing support for your plants, but they also serve as eye-catching ornaments. Transform your garden into a whimsical wonderland, where each plant stake tells a story and sparks joy.Choose sustainability, choose artistry, choose humor – choose our Funny Plant Stakes in delightful shapes. Elevate your gardening style and make your green space a true reflection of your personality. Plant with flair, plant with fun!
Size: 10.5cm x 6cm
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Cats Bum
$2.50
$5.00
Elevate your gardening experience with our whimsical Funny Plant Stakes in playful shapes – a delightful fusion of sustainable craftsmanship and creative charm. Handcrafted with love in the enchanting Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature, artistry, and sustainability.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-conscious living. By choosing our Funny Plant Stakes, you're not only supporting your plants but also contributing to the preservation of our environment. The wood used is not only responsibly harvested but also selected for its durability, ensuring a long-lasting and eco-friendly addition to your garden.What sets these plant stakes apart is their captivating shapes and amusing designs. From adorable animals to funky geometric forms, our Funny Plant Stakes bring a touch of joy and character to your green haven. Each stake is a mini-masterpiece, adding a dash of personality to your plant collection.Handcrafted in small batches, these plant stakes showcase the skilful artistry of our team in the Macedon Ranges. No two stakes are exactly alike, making each piece a unique and charming addition to your garden. Whether you're a seasoned gardener or a budding enthusiast, these stakes are a playful way to express your love for plants and creativity.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by providing support for your plants, but they also serve as eye-catching ornaments. Transform your garden into a whimsical wonderland, where each plant stake tells a story and sparks joy.Choose sustainability, choose artistry, choose humor – choose our Funny Plant Stakes in delightful shapes. Elevate your gardening style and make your green space a true reflection of your personality. Plant with flair, plant with fun!
Size: 16cm x 6cm
Sparkling Blue Wizard
$2.50
Elevate your gardening experience with our whimsical Funny Plant Stakes in playful shapes – a delightful fusion of sustainable craftsmanship and creative charm. Handcrafted with love in the enchanting Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature, artistry, and sustainability.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-conscious living. By choosing our Funny Plant Stakes, you're not only supporting your plants but also contributing to the preservation of our environment. The wood used is not only responsibly harvested but also selected for its durability, ensuring a long-lasting and eco-friendly addition to your garden.What sets these plant stakes apart is their captivating shapes and amusing designs. From adorable animals to funky geometric forms, our Funny Plant Stakes bring a touch of joy and character to your green haven. Each stake is a mini-masterpiece, adding a dash of personality to your plant collection.Handcrafted in small batches, these plant stakes showcase the skilful artistry of our team in the Macedon Ranges. No two stakes are exactly alike, making each piece a unique and charming addition to your garden. Whether you're a seasoned gardener or a budding enthusiast, these stakes are a playful way to express your love for plants and creativity.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by providing support for your plants, but they also serve as eye-catching ornaments. Transform your garden into a whimsical wonderland, where each plant stake tells a story and sparks joy.Choose sustainability, choose artistry, choose humor – choose our Funny Plant Stakes in delightful shapes. Elevate your gardening style and make your green space a true reflection of your personality. Plant with flair, plant with fun!
Size: 12cm x 6cm
Sparkling Green Wizard
$2.50
Elevate your gardening experience with our whimsical Funny Plant Stakes in playful shapes – a delightful fusion of sustainable craftsmanship and creative charm. Handcrafted with love in the enchanting Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature, artistry, and sustainability.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-conscious living. By choosing our Funny Plant Stakes, you're not only supporting your plants but also contributing to the preservation of our environment. The wood used is not only responsibly harvested but also selected for its durability, ensuring a long-lasting and eco-friendly addition to your garden.What sets these plant stakes apart is their captivating shapes and amusing designs. From adorable animals to funky geometric forms, our Funny Plant Stakes bring a touch of joy and character to your green haven. Each stake is a mini-masterpiece, adding a dash of personality to your plant collection.Handcrafted in small batches, these plant stakes showcase the skilful artistry of our team in the Macedon Ranges. No two stakes are exactly alike, making each piece a unique and charming addition to your garden. Whether you're a seasoned gardener or a budding enthusiast, these stakes are a playful way to express your love for plants and creativity.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by providing support for your plants, but they also serve as eye-catching ornaments. Transform your garden into a whimsical wonderland, where each plant stake tells a story and sparks joy.Choose sustainability, choose artistry, choose humor – choose our Funny Plant Stakes in delightful shapes. Elevate your gardening style and make your green space a true reflection of your personality. Plant with flair, plant with fun!
Size: 12cm x 6cm
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$2.50
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Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm
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$2.50
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Introducing our delightful Funny Plant Stakes – the perfect blend of whimsy and sustainability for your beloved green companions. Handcrafted with care in the picturesque Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature and craftsmanship.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-friendly practices. We believe in nurturing both your plants and the planet, and these stakes reflect that dedication. The wood used is carefully selected to ensure durability and longevity, providing sturdy support for your growing botanical friends.What sets these plant stakes apart is their charming and humorous designs. Infused with a dash of personality, each stake adds a touch of playfulness to your garden or indoor plants. From quirky quotes to adorable caricatures, our Funny Plant Stakes bring joy and laughter to your green space.The handcrafted nature of these stakes ensures that each piece is unique, making your garden truly one-of-a-kind. Whether you're an avid gardener or just starting your plant-parenting journey, these stakes are an excellent way to inject some fun into your green oasis.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by supporting your plants, but they also make for fantastic conversation starters. Imagine the smiles and chuckles as guests discover the whimsical characters adorning your garden.Size: 11.5cm x 5cm