Please Stand Closer – It’s Shorter Than You Think
Let’s be honest—sometimes a little reality check is needed. This laser-engraved, hand-painted, and vinyl-wrapped sign delivers an important yet hilariously direct message to the men in your household: overconfidence is not always your friend.
Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this sign is designed for bathrooms, pubs, man caves, and anywhere that seems to suffer from a little “miscalculation.”
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Laser Engraved and Hand-Painted – Crisp, classic lettering with a stylish vintage-inspired frame, making the message both elegant and effective.
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Vinyl-Wrapped for Durability – Because this message will need to be read over and over again.
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Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted with care, skill, and an undeniable understanding of bathroom accuracy struggles.
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Mount Included on Rear – Ready to hang where it’s needed most—near the scene of the crime.
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Funny Yet Functional – Let’s just say… it’s not as long as you think, mate.
An essential addition to any male-populated household, pub restroom, or place where “misfires” tend to happen. Whether as a housewarming gift, a cheeky joke, or a last-ditch effort to protect your floors, this sign gets the message across with style, humour, and undeniable truth.
