"Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal"
Tired of the same old sweet and sappy Christmas decor? Say F*ck that! and step up your holiday game with our Adults-Only Potty-Mouthed Christmas Doormat! Made right here in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky masterpiece is designed for those who like their Christmas spirit served with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of profanity.
Whether you're welcoming fellow misfits, scaring off carolers, or just making sure Santa knows you’re on the fun kind of naughty list, this mat is the perfect way to bring some sassy seasonal cheer to your doorstep.
🎄 Handcrafted with attitude.
🎄 Built to withstand all the bullsh*t weather throws at it.
🎄 Guaranteed to make guests laugh—or gasp.
Get yours now and let your doormat do the swearing, so you don’t have to!
Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!
Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm
Material - Front - Coir - UV Protected
Rear - PVC