Merry Kiss my A&^& Doormat

Not just a mat, but a masterpiece of mischief!

Our adult funny doormat ensures your home's first impression is as delightful as it is practical.

Crafted with care and attention to detail in the scenic Macedon Ranges, each mat is a testament to quality and creativity. Its design?

A clever combination of humor and functionality that transforms your doorstep into a stage for laughter.

Guaranteed to spark conversation and brighten any visitor's day, this doormat is more than just an accessory—it's a mood lifter.

Whether you're welcoming old friends or making new ones, our adult funny doormat promises to set the tone for a visit filled with smiles and shared laughter.

"Merry Kiss my Ass"

Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!

Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm

Material - Front - Coir

Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Some of our awesome products are made to order! That means your unique piece is crafted just for you, with love and care, right here in the Macedon Ranges. So, while it might take a little longer to arrive, it’s worth the wait!

• Production time: 1–3 days.
• Shipping time: 3–7 days.
• Express shipping: 1–4 days.

All orders are shipped by Australia Post and include tracking. You will receive a tracking number once the order is fulfilled.

Local pick-up is available from Woodend, Victoria! 

You’ll get an email when your item is ready. We will also contact you to arrange a pick-up date and time that works for you.