Merry F%&^&ing Christmas Doormat

Spice up your doorstep with our handcrafted doormat—because life's too short for boring entrances.

Crafted with love and a sprinkle of humor in the Macedon Ranges, each mat is a testament to craftsmanship and creativity. I

ts secret weapon? A witty design that turns every arrival into a moment of joy. Perfect for homes where laughter is a daily requirement, this doormat invites guests to step in with a smile and leave their worries at the door.

Whether you're decking out your own doorstep or surprising a friend with a gift that's guaranteed to bring laughter, our adult funny doormat is the ultimate conversation starter.

"Merry F^&(ing Christmas"

Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today!

Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm

Material - Front - Coir

Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Some of our awesome products are made to order! That means your unique piece is crafted just for you, with love and care, right here in the Macedon Ranges. So, while it might take a little longer to arrive, it’s worth the wait!

• Production time: 1–3 days.
• Shipping time: 3–7 days.
• Express shipping: 1–4 days.

All orders are shipped by Australia Post and include tracking. You will receive a tracking number once the order is fulfilled.

Local pick-up is available from Woodend, Victoria! 

You’ll get an email when your item is ready. We will also contact you to arrange a pick-up date and time that works for you.