Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - My Goal as a Parent

My Goal as a Parent.... Dont raise Arseholes, Finish the Laundry, Everything else is negotiable.

Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – my goal as a parent, but your fridge shouldn't be!

Crafted with a touch of sass and a lot of patience (trust us, we get it), these magnets bring a much-needed dose of humor to your daily grind. After all, when life hands you little impatient versions of yourself, why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh it off?

Each magnet is handcrafted from wood, with every sarcastic phrase laser-engraved for maximum impact. Durable and charmingly rustic, these magnets not only keep your notes and grocery lists secure but also add a hilarious flair to your kitchen decor.

Whether you're battling through the latest snack request or just trying to hold it all together, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. They're also the perfect gift for any parent (or friend) who needs a little comic relief in their day-to-day chaos.

Why You'll Love It:

Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens.

Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos.

Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk.

A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift.

So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee. 

Made in Woodend, Victoria

 
Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

Some of our awesome products are made to order! That means your unique piece is crafted just for you, with love and care, right here in the Macedon Ranges. So, while it might take a little longer to arrive, it’s worth the wait!

• Production time: 1–3 days.
• Shipping time: 3–7 days.
• Express shipping: 1–4 days.

All orders are shipped by Australia Post and include tracking. You will receive a tracking number once the order is fulfilled.

Local pick-up is available from Woodend, Victoria! 

You’ll get an email when your item is ready. We will also contact you to arrange a pick-up date and time that works for you.