Whatever Darling

"Whatever, Darling" Acrylic Earrings
Lovingly made in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions

Ready to wear your attitude loud and proud? These brilliantly bold acrylic earrings from Unicorn Fart Productions say exactly what you're thinking—without you having to utter a word. Handmade in the heart of Woodend by a quirky, creative family-run business, these one-of-a-kind accessories are all about personality, playfulness, and pure expression.

Each earring features a stick-figure character giving the iconic "double salute"—a light-hearted nod to those days when you're just done with the nonsense. Equal parts cheeky and charming, they’re perfect for anyone who likes their fashion with a little fire and a lot of fun.

Crafted from high-quality acrylic, they're incredibly lightweight and easy to wear, so you can strut your stuff all day without a hint of discomfort. The precision cut and glossy finish make them pop against any outfit, whether you're pairing them with jeans and a tee or dressing up for a night out where you know someone’s going to test your patience.

These earrings are more than just accessories—they're a mood, a statement, and a conversation starter. And best of all, you’re supporting a local artist who’s bringing big personality to small-town Victoria, one fabulous pair at a time.

So go on—channel your inner sass queen and let your earrings do the talking.

Some of our awesome products are made to order! That means your unique piece is crafted just for you, with love and care, right here in the Macedon Ranges. So, while it might take a little longer to arrive, it’s worth the wait!

• Production time: 1–3 days.
• Shipping time: 3–7 days.
• Express shipping: 1–4 days.

All orders are shipped by Australia Post and include tracking. You will receive a tracking number once the order is fulfilled.

Local pick-up is available from Woodend, Victoria! 

You’ll get an email when your item is ready. We will also contact you to arrange a pick-up date and time that works for you.