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Celebrate Dad with a Touch of Fun Show your dad how much he means to you with our beautifully handcrafted, laser-cut plywood photo frame, designed specifically for Father's Day. This unique frame is the perfect blend of modern technology and artisanal craftsmanship, making it a heartfelt gift that will be cherished for years to come. Key Features: Precision Laser-Cut Design:Each frame is meticulously crafted using state-of-the-art laser cutting technology, ensuring clean, precise lines and intricate details. The design features a thoughtful  aesthetic that will complement any décor. Premium Quality Plywood:Made from high-quality, sustainable plywood, this frame is not only eco-friendly but also durable and long-lasting. The natural wood grain adds a warm, rustic touch that enhances the overall charm. Versatile Display Options:Equipped with a strong magnet on the rear, this frame can easily be attached to any magnetic surface, such as a refrigerator or metal board.  Perfect for 8cm x 8cm Photos:**  Sized to fit standard 8 x 8 photos, this frame is ideal for displaying your favorite pictures of dad, whether it's a family portrait, a candid moment, or a special occasion. Thoughtful Father's Day Gift:This photo frame is more than just a holder for pictures; it's a meaningful gift that expresses your love and appreciation. The elegant design and handcrafted quality make it a standout piece that any father would be proud to display. **6. Easy to Use:**  Simply slide your photo into the frame from the back opening. The secure fit ensures your photo stays in place while being easy to change whenever you like. Dimensions:- Outer Frame: 16 x 11 cm- Photo Opening: 8 x 8 cm Packaging:Each frame comes in a eco-friendly wrapping ready to be presented to your dad on his special day. Order Yours Today!Don’t miss out on the opportunity to give your dad a gift that combines sentimental value with exceptional craftsmanship. Order your handcrafted laser-cut plywood photo frame now and make this Father's Day one to remember!

Show Grandma just how much she means with this handcrafted DIY painting kit by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria. Thoughtfully designed to be both creative and sentimental, this keepsake makes the perfect Mother’s Day gift. Each set includes: A laser-etched wooden plaque featuring a charming cactus design A removable cactus piece with an engraved heartfelt message A paint set and brushes, ready for a personalised touch A beautiful keepsake that Grandma will treasure forever Why it’s the perfect gift: Handmade with care in Australia Encourages creativity and quality time A meaningful and lasting memento for a special grandmother Crafted from sustainable materials and designed with love, this unique Mother’s Day gift is a heartfelt way to celebrate Grandma. Limited stock available—order now to create a gift she’ll cherish.

Show Grandma just how much she means with this beautifully crafted DIY painting kit by Unicorn Fart Productions, a family-owned business in Woodend, Victoria. This unique keepsake is the perfect combination of creativity and sentiment, making it a heartfelt Mother’s Day gift. Each kit includes: A laser-etched wooden plaque featuring a charming cupcake design A removable cupcake piece engraved with a special message A paint set and brushes, allowing for a personalised touch A beautiful, lasting keepsake that Grandma will treasure Why it’s the perfect gift: Handmade with care in Australia Encourages creativity and personalisation A meaningful memento that shows love and appreciation Crafted from sustainable materials and designed to bring a smile, this DIY kit is a wonderful way to make Mother’s Day extra special for Grandma. Limited stock available—order now to create a truly unique gift.

Add a touch of humour to your home with this quirky, handcrafted sign that perfectly captures the delightful chaos of family life! Locally Handmade in Woodend, Victoria, this high-quality sign is crafted with precision and care to bring character and charm to any space. Generous 25cm Diameter – Large enough to be a statement piece while fitting seamlessly into any room, from living spaces to man caves and home bars. Vinyl-Wrapped Finish – Featuring a bold and playful design, the sign is expertly wrapped in durable vinyl, ensuring vibrant colours, long-lasting quality, and an eye-catching appeal. The text pops beautifully against the stylish blue background, giving it a unique aesthetic. A Fun Message That Says It All:"Beware of Husband – Kids and Pets Are Also Sketchy… Wife is AWESOME!"Perfect for homes where mischief thrives and the wife reigns supreme! Whether it’s a cheeky gift or a fun décor piece, this sign will bring plenty of laughs. Ready to Hang – Lightweight yet sturdy, this sign is easy to mount on any wall, making it a hassle-free addition to your home décor. Perfect Gift Idea – Ideal for housewarmings, birthdays, anniversaries, or just because. It’s a fantastic choice for anyone with a great sense of humour!

This fun and quirky mat is perfect for those who want to add a little humour to their home. Made from natural coir, this mat is both durable and easy to clean, making it perfect for those who want to keep their floors clean. The PVC base ensures that your shoes stay clean and mud-free, while the funny and humorous design will put a smile on your face every time you enter your home. So why not add a little personality to your home with a great doormat? Plus, it's made by a child in the Macedon Ranges, so it's sure to put a smile on your face every time you see it. So why wait? Order your Custom Door Mat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir  Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected  

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Discover the epitome of elegance with our Handmade Acrylic Earrings, meticulously crafted in the scenic Macedon Ranges. Each pair is a unique masterpiece, skillfully designed to elevate your style.Made from premium-quality acrylic, these earrings boast vibrant colours and a polished finish, ensuring durability and timeless beauty. The hypoallergenic stainless steel hooks and rings provide a secure and comfortable fit, making them suitable for even the most sensitive skin.Indulge in the artistry of the Macedon Ranges and adorn yourself with these accessories. Elevate your look effortlessly with our Handmade Acrylic Earrings – where quality, craftsmanship, and sophistication converge.

"Bluebird Sparkle" Acrylic EarringsHandcrafted with love in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions Add a little tweet to your style with these dazzling Bluebird Sparkle Earrings, made by the ever-imaginative crew at Unicorn Fart Productions—a proudly family-owned, small-town powerhouse of quirky handmade creations. Each earring features a sweet little bird silhouette, bursting with personality and coated in rich, glittering blue. A subtle shimmer catches the light as you move, while delicate embossed accents on the wings give these birds a textured twist that’s both playful and eye-catching. Designed and handmade in Woodend, Victoria, these acrylic earrings are not only lightweight and comfortable for all-day wear—they’re also guaranteed to earn compliments wherever you flutter. Whether you’re brightening up a grey day or simply showing the world that your style doesn’t take itself too seriously, these birds are your new go-to for instant charm. Perfect for bird lovers, sparkle lovers, or anyone who thinks life’s a little better when you dress with a wink and a smile. Whimsical. Wearable. Wonderfully unexpected. Just like everything Unicorn Fart Productions does best.

Chicken-Inspired Plant Stake – Meet Bok Choy Because no garden is complete without a little chicken flair! Hand-painted and proudly crafted in Woodend, Victoria, this quirky chicken-inspired plant stake is the perfect way to add a touch of farmyard fun to your pots, veggie patch, or garden beds. Made by Unicorn Fart Productions—a family-owned business that believes gardening should be as entertaining as it is rewarding—this piece is designed to bring charm, colour, and a little bit of chicken magic to your green space. Hand-Painted & Unique – No two chickens are exactly alike, just like no two garden mishaps are the same. Made in Woodend, Victoria – Crafted by a family-run business with a love for creativity and a good laugh. Perfect for Plant Lovers & Chicken Enthusiasts – Whether you have real chooks running around or just dream of them, this stake adds instant character. Weather-Resistant & Sturdy – Built to handle the great outdoors, just like your tough little backyard hens. A fun and functional gift for gardeners, chicken keepers, or anyone who loves a bit of farmyard personality in their plant collection. Whether it's keeping your herbs company or watching over your veggie patch, this cheeky little chook will be right at home!

Border Collie 3D Dog Portrait Keychain Introducing our Round 3D Dog Portrait Keychain, a unique and personalised keepsake that combines the artistry of Woodend with the precision of 3D laser engraving. Handcrafted by skilled artisans in the beautiful Macedon Ranges, this keychain captures the essence of custom-made laser gifts and local handmade crafts. This keychain is a must-have for any Border Collie lover, showcasing the beloved breed in stunning detail. Designed and made in Woodend, Victoria, by a talented young artist, it is a true testament to the beauty and craftsmanship of Australian-made products. The keychain measures 5cm in diameter, making it the perfect size to carry with you wherever you go. It is a wonderful addition to any keyring or bag, and also makes for a thoughtful and unique gift for any occasion. Don't miss out on this one-of-a-kind Border Collie 3D Dog Portrait Keychain, available exclusively at Unicorn Fart Productions. Order yours today and add a touch of charm and personality to your everyday accessories.

Boxer 3D Dog Portrait Keychain Celebrate your furry friend with our Round 3D Dog Portrait Keychain, a unique and personalized keepsake that captures the beauty of Woodend carving and 3D laser engraving. Each keychain is carefully handmade in the Macedon Ranges, showcasing the local craftsmanship and dedication to creating custom-made laser gifts. This keychain is a must-have for any Boxer lover, featuring a stunning 3D portrait of the beloved breed. It is designed and made in Woodend, Victoria, by a skilled artisan, ensuring the highest quality and attention to detail. The keychain has a diameter of 5cm, making it the perfect size to carry with you wherever you go. It is a great addition to your keyring or can be used as a decorative piece for your bag or backpack. Order now and add a touch of charm and personalisation to your everyday items with our Boxer 3D Dog Portrait Keychain.

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Introduce your children to the world of craft with the Build a Flower Bouquet Kit! This handcrafted, laser cut timber project is perfect for kids who are looking to explore their creative side and make something special all on their own. With tools that have been designed specifically for kids, they can easily build the beautiful flower bouquet step by step and watch as it comes to life before their eyes. The kit includes laser cut pieces that your child can assemble following the instructions. To decorate, we’ve included a paint set and a paintbrush so they can personalise create their own unique design. It's also an ideal gift for kids of any age who loves being creative or just wants an engaging activity for themselves. Make this special craft project part of your little one’s learning experience today!

Introduce your children to the world of craft with the DIY Mothers Day Gift pack! This handcrafted, laser cut timber project is perfect for kids who are looking to explore their creative side and make something special all on their own. With tools that have been designed specifically for kids, they can easily build the beautiful flower bouquet step by step and watch as it comes to life before their eyes. The kit includes laser cut pieces that your child can assemble following the instructions. To decorate, we’ve included a paint set and a paintbrush so they can personalise create their own unique design. It's also an ideal gift for kids of any age who loves being creative or just wants an engaging activity for themselves. Make this special craft project part of your little one’s learning experience today!

Introduce your children to the world of craft with the DIY Mothers Day Gift pack! This handcrafted, laser cut timber project is perfect for kids who are looking to explore their creative side and make something special all on their own. With tools that have been designed specifically for kids, they can easily build the beautiful flower bouquet step by step and watch as it comes to life before their eyes. The kit includes laser cut pieces that your child can assemble following the instructions. To decorate, we’ve included a paint set and a paintbrush so they can personalise create their own unique design. It's also an ideal gift for kids of any age who loves being creative or just wants an engaging activity for themselves. Make this special craft project part of your little one’s learning experience today!

Get ready to prance into holiday fun with Unicorn Fart Productions' DIY Reindeer Ornament Kit! Our charming reindeer, laser-cut and engraved in the heart of Woodend, Victoria, is waiting for your little elves to bring him to life. Whether he’s Rudolph with a shiny red nose or a reindeer with a creative twist, this ornament is a canvas for endless festive fun! The kit includes all the paints and brushes needed to give your reindeer some holiday flair. Will he have a classic brown coat or a dazzling rainbow mane? The choice is yours, and the possibilities are as wide as Santa’s sleigh! Perfect for a joyful family craft session or a solo adventure into creativity, this DIY Reindeer Ornament is more than just a decoration—it’s a keepsake full of holiday memories.  Prance your way to a magical Christmas with Unicorn Fart Productions, where every craft is filled with a dash of whimsy and a whole lot of love!

Ho-ho-hold on to your stockings—Unicorn Fart Productions is back with a DIY Santa Claus Ornament that’s ready to sleigh your Christmas crafting game!  This jolly ol’ Santa is laser-cut and engraved with love in Woodend, Victoria, just waiting for your little artists to bring him to life. Perfect for kids (and kids at heart), this ornament is more than just a decoration; it’s a canvas for creativity! The kit comes with all the paints and brushes needed to give Santa his iconic red suit—or maybe a funky new look! Whether you go classic or crazy, the end result will be a festive masterpiece that’ll jingle all the way to the top of your tree. Gather the family around for a fun-filled activity that’s sure to become a new holiday tradition. This DIY Santa Claus Ornament is the perfect way to make memories and add a personal touch to your Christmas décor. Get ready to deck the halls with Santa style, brought to you by Unicorn Fart Productions—where every craft is sprinkled with a little bit of magic and a whole lot of fun!

Chill out this Christmas with Unicorn Fart Productions' DIY Snowman Ornament Kit!  Our friendly Snowman is laser-cut and engraved right here in Woodend, Victoria, just waiting for your little snow artists to deck him out in winter wonderland style. This is not just any ornament—it’s a blank canvas for frosty fun! With paints and brushes included, your kids can let their creativity snowball into a flurry of festive designs. Will your Snowman sport a classic carrot nose and top hat, or will he rock a funky, rainbow scarf? The choice is as endless as the winter snow! Perfect for a cozy family craft night or a magical solo project, this DIY Snowman Ornament makes for a delightful holiday activity. Plus, it’s a wonderful way to add a sprinkle of handmade magic to your Christmas décor. Let the crafting begin and bring home a touch of snowy charm with Unicorn Fart Productions—where holiday cheer and creativity come together in the most frosty way! 

Unleash the magic of Christmas with our DIY Laser-Cut Stocking Ornament Kit from Unicorn Fart Productions! Get ready for some festive fun as your little ones dive into the world of creativity! This charming ornament isn't just a decoration; it's a masterpiece waiting to be personalised. Crafted with care in Woodend, Victoria, each kit includes everything needed to transform this blank canvas into a holiday treasure. Let imaginations run wild with the included paints and brushes—perfect for adding a splash of color and a touch of holiday cheer. Whether they opt for traditional red and green or decide on a rainbow of hues, every stroke adds to the magic of the season. Ideal for family bonding or a solo creative adventure, our DIY kit makes a wonderful gift and a delightful activity for all ages. Embrace the joy of crafting and create memories that sparkle brighter than Rudolph's nose! Make this Christmas unforgettable with Unicorn Fart Productions' DIY Stocking Ornament—where whimsy meets craftsmanship, right here in the heart of Victoria. Hurry, Santa's elves are waiting to see your masterpiece! 

Celebrate Dad with a Touch of Fun - Add your Child's Name and Footprints Show your dad how much he means to you with our beautifully handcrafted, laser-cut plywood Sign, designed specifically for Father's Day. This unique frame is the perfect blend of modern technology and artisanal craftsmanship, making it a heartfelt gift that will be cherished for years to come. Key Features: Precision Laser-Cut Design:Each Sign is meticulously crafted using state-of-the-art laser cutting technology, ensuring clean, precise lines and intricate details. The design features a thoughtful  aesthetic that will complement any décor. Premium Quality Plywood:Made from high-quality, sustainable plywood, this sign is not only eco-friendly but also durable and long-lasting. The natural wood grain adds a warm, rustic touch that enhances the overall charm. Thoughtful Father's Day Gift: It's a meaningful gift that expresses your love and appreciation. The elegant design and handcrafted quality make it a standout piece that any father would be proud to display. Dimensions:- 20 cm x 15 cm Packaging:Each frame comes in a eco-friendly wrapping ready to be presented to your dad on his special day. Order Yours Today!Don’t miss out on the opportunity to give your dad a gift that combines sentimental value with exceptional craftsmanship. Order your handcrafted laser-cut plywood photo frame now and make this Father's Day one to remember!

I may be wrong, but I doubt it. Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 60mm x 70mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was looking for MUTE Got a fridge? Got a sense of humour sharper than our laser engraver? Then you need one of our cheeky, sarcastic wooden fridge magnets to remind your household whoÕs really in charge (spoiler: itÕs probably not them). Lovingly (and mischievously) designed by the Unicorn Fart Productions crew in Woodend, Victoria, these 75mm x 60mm sass-bombs are made from high-quality 3mm Laserply and come with a sturdy magnet on the back, because falling off the fridge mid-eye-roll is so not their style. Perfect for keeping your passive-aggressive shopping list in place or just making unsuspecting visitors snort their coffee. Grab one, or fiveÑwe wonÕt judge (but our magnets might). Made with love, lasers, and just a pinch of attitude!

"Buzz Off, I’m Blooming" Acrylic EarringsHandmade in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions Sweet, cheeky, and unapologetically bold—these "Buzz Off, I’m Blooming" earrings are for the queens of sass and sunshine. Designed and handcrafted by the imaginative minds at Unicorn Fart Productions, these blooming beauties are made right in the heart of Woodend, Victoria, where every piece is infused with a little mischief and a whole lot of heart. Featuring hot pink flower silhouettes with a pop of sunshine-yellow bees right at the centre, these earrings are a joyful celebration of colour, nature, and personality. They’re lightweight, durable, and fabulously fun—perfect for brightening up your outfit and your day. Whether you're a gardener at heart, a bee-lover, or just someone who enjoys buzzing around town with style and confidence, these earrings are the perfect accessory to pollinate your personality. Pair them with a floral dress, a casual tee, or your favourite market outfit—either way, you're sure to get noticed. Made by a local family who believes jewellery should never be boring, these earrings are a wearable wink to anyone who knows how to bloom on their own terms. Because why just accessorise, when you can bee iconic?

"Bitch I Am the Gift" Tired of the same old sweet and sappy Christmas decor? Say F*ck that! and step up your holiday game with our Adults-Only Potty-Mouthed Christmas Doormat! Made right here in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky masterpiece is designed for those who like their Christmas spirit served with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of profanity. Whether you're welcoming fellow misfits, scaring off carolers, or just making sure Santa knows you’re on the fun kind of naughty list, this mat is the perfect way to bring some sassy seasonal cheer to your doorstep. 🎄 Handcrafted with attitude.🎄 Built to withstand all the bullsh*t weather throws at it.🎄 Guaranteed to make guests laugh—or gasp. Get yours now and let your doormat do the swearing, so you don’t have to! Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir - UV Protected Rear - PVC 

"Candy Cane Cuties" Acrylic EarringsHandmade in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions Sweet, sassy, and full of festive cheer—these "Candy Cane Cuties" earrings are the perfect holiday treat for your lobes! Designed and handcrafted by the merry minds behind Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this bold little pair is here to sprinkle some sugar into your seasonal style. Featuring glossy red-and-white peppermint swirls, these acrylic earrings look good enough to eat (but please don’t). They’re lightweight, eye-catching, and effortlessly fun—ideal for Christmas parties, festive markets, gift swaps, or just because you’re in the mood to sparkle. Whether you’re going full elf-mode or adding a playful touch to your everyday outfit, these earrings are sure to be a sweet conversation starter. They’re the perfect mix of nostalgic charm and cheeky statement style. Locally made, lovingly festive, and a little bit delicious.

Oh Christmas Tree… Cat Pouncing Ornament Add a touch of feline mischief to your holiday decor with our "Oh Christmas Tree… Cat Pouncing" ornament, meticulously handcrafted and hand-painted in Woodend, Victoria. This timber treasure perfectly captures that oh-so-familiar moment when your curious kitty decides the Christmas tree is their new playground. Crafted with love and a wink from a local, family-owned small business, this ornament is a must-have for cat lovers and anyone who’s ever witnessed the chaos of a Christmas tree under siege. Each piece is unique, with hand-painted details that bring your favorite feline antics to life—just as adorable as it is relatable. Support local artisans while celebrating the lighter side of the holiday season. Whether you’re gifting it to a fellow cat enthusiast or hanging it on your own tree, the "Oh Christmas Tree… Cat Pouncing" ornament is sure to be a purr-fect conversation starter and a merry reminder that, in your house, the cat’s in charge. Because nothing says Christmas like a tree—and a cat that can't resist it! Size: 7cm Diameter

Elevate your gardening experience with our whimsical Funny Plant Stakes in playful shapes – a delightful fusion of sustainable craftsmanship and creative charm. Handcrafted with love in the enchanting Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature, artistry, and sustainability.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-conscious living. By choosing our Funny Plant Stakes, you're not only supporting your plants but also contributing to the preservation of our environment. The wood used is not only responsibly harvested but also selected for its durability, ensuring a long-lasting and eco-friendly addition to your garden.What sets these plant stakes apart is their captivating shapes and amusing designs. From adorable animals to funky geometric forms, our Funny Plant Stakes bring a touch of joy and character to your green haven. Each stake is a mini-masterpiece, adding a dash of personality to your plant collection.Handcrafted in small batches, these plant stakes showcase the skilful artistry of our team in the Macedon Ranges. No two stakes are exactly alike, making each piece a unique and charming addition to your garden. Whether you're a seasoned gardener or a budding enthusiast, these stakes are a playful way to express your love for plants and creativity.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by providing support for your plants, but they also serve as eye-catching ornaments. Transform your garden into a whimsical wonderland, where each plant stake tells a story and sparks joy.Choose sustainability, choose artistry, choose humor – choose our Funny Plant Stakes in delightful shapes. Elevate your gardening style and make your green space a true reflection of your personality. Plant with flair, plant with fun! Size: 10.5cm x 6cm

Timber Cat Fridge Magnet  Looking for a purr-fect way to add some feline flair to your fridge? This adorable wooden cat magnet is here to bring personality and charm to your kitchen! Handcrafted from quality timber in Woodend, Victoria by the quirky creatives at Unicorn Fart Productions (because life’s too short for boring fridge magnets). Strong magnet on the back – perfect for holding up shopping lists, cat adoption forms (no judgment), or those takeaway menus you swear you won’t use again. Naturally beautiful timber design – because who needs plastic when you can have a stunning wooden accent on your fridge? Purrfect for cat lovers – a great gift or a little treat for yourself (because your fridge deserves personality too). Bring some cat-titude to your kitchen with this fun, handcrafted magnet. Grab yours before they mysteriously disappear—just like your cat when you open the carrier! Handmade in Woodend |  Aussie Made & Designed

Elevate your gardening experience with our whimsical Funny Plant Stakes in playful shapes – a delightful fusion of sustainable craftsmanship and creative charm. Handcrafted with love in the enchanting Macedon Ranges of Victoria, these plant stakes are more than just garden accessories; they're a celebration of nature, artistry, and sustainability.Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each stake is a testament to our commitment to eco-conscious living. By choosing our Funny Plant Stakes, you're not only supporting your plants but also contributing to the preservation of our environment. The wood used is not only responsibly harvested but also selected for its durability, ensuring a long-lasting and eco-friendly addition to your garden.What sets these plant stakes apart is their captivating shapes and amusing designs. From adorable animals to funky geometric forms, our Funny Plant Stakes bring a touch of joy and character to your green haven. Each stake is a mini-masterpiece, adding a dash of personality to your plant collection.Handcrafted in small batches, these plant stakes showcase the skilful artistry of our team in the Macedon Ranges. No two stakes are exactly alike, making each piece a unique and charming addition to your garden. Whether you're a seasoned gardener or a budding enthusiast, these stakes are a playful way to express your love for plants and creativity.Not only do these stakes serve a practical purpose by providing support for your plants, but they also serve as eye-catching ornaments. Transform your garden into a whimsical wonderland, where each plant stake tells a story and sparks joy.Choose sustainability, choose artistry, choose humor – choose our Funny Plant Stakes in delightful shapes. Elevate your gardening style and make your green space a true reflection of your personality. Plant with flair, plant with fun! Size: 16cm x 6cm

"Cats Welcome, People Tolerated" Hanging Sign – Know Your Place, Humans! Let’s be real—this house runs on cat rules, and visitors (a.k.a. the can openers) are merely tolerated. If you or someone you know worships at the altar of the almighty feline, this cheeky little sign is a purrfect addition to the home. Lovingly crafted in Woodend, Victoria by the magical mischief-makers at Unicorn Fart Productions, this laser-cut timber sign features an adorably judgy cat reminding guests where they stand in the household hierarchy. It comes with a handy hanger on the back, making it easy to display near the entrance—or anywhere you need to assert feline dominance. A must-have for proud cat servants, introverts, and anyone who knows that cats rule and humans drool.  Handmade in Australia, where the cats are in charge, and we’re just living in their world. 

Let’s get one thing straight – the cat runs this house! Our “Cats Welcome, People Tolerated” doormat is the perfect way to set the record straight right from the doorstep. For cat lovers who know who’s really in charge, this cheeky mat offers a warm welcome to your furry friends and a humorous heads-up for everyone else. Handcrafted with love by Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this doormat is made to order to ensure a unique, high-quality piece that will have your guests chuckling before they even step inside. ✨ Product Highlights: Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions Hilarious and relatable design for cat enthusiasts Made to order for personalised charm and durability Built to withstand heavy foot (or paw) traffic, because let’s face it – cats rule, and people just visit! Show the world where your loyalty truly lies – with your feline overlords, of course. Grab your Cats Welcome, People Tolerated doormat today and make your entryway a meow-worthy masterpiece! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected  

Heads up! There are wild ones on the loose. Our “Caution: Free Range Children” doormat gives fair warning to visitors who are about to step into the chaos of a household ruled by little adventurers.  Whether they're zooming around at full speed or leaving a trail of toys in their wake, this funny mat captures the essence of life with kids – unpredictable and full of energy! Expertly handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this doormat is made to order for quality that stands up to both tiny feet and big laughs. Product Highlights: Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions Hilarious design that perfectly describes life with kids Made to order to ensure unique, high-quality craftsmanship Durable enough to handle the busiest households and all the muddy shoes that come with it Warn guests (and brace yourself) for the whirlwind that is life with kids. Get your Caution: Free Range Children doormat today and embrace the beautiful chaos! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected  

Unleash your inner charcuterie artist with this stunning handcrafted and laser-engraved wooden serving board, made in Woodend, Victoria by the playful crafters at Unicorn Fart Productions!  Featuring intricate mandala-style engravings and the official (totally legit) definition of “char-cu-te-rie,” this board is perfect for anyone who takes their snacking seriously—without taking themselves too seriously. Whether you're serving up a spread of fancy cheeses, cured meats, or just showing off your ability to pronounce "charcuterie" in front of friends, this board will make you look like the master of food presentation. Handcrafted with love from timber, it’s sturdy enough to hold all your gourmet delights while adding a dash of artistic flair to your table. The engraved handle adds style and function, so you can serve with ease. Go ahead—slice, dice, and serve like the snack royalty you are! Dimensions: 52cm(L) x 17cm (W) x 1.9cm(D) Made in Woodend, Victoria

Charcuterie - Noun - A French term for the art of arranging fruits, cheeses, cured meats and other fancy Shit.. Impress your guests with this laser-engraved charcuterie board, featuring a beautifully intricate pattern, handcrafted by the creative wizards at Unicorn Fart Productions in the Macedon Ranges. This board isn’t just a serving tray—it’s an eye-catching centerpiece for your snacks! Charcuterie (the art of arranging cured meats, cheeses, fruits, and more) deserves a stylish backdrop, and this board delivers. The elegant pattern adds a touch of sophistication to your spread, making every cheese wheel and cracker stack look effortlessly gourmet. Crafted from premium timber and fitted with a handy serving handle, this board is as functional as it is beautiful. Its smooth surface offers plenty of room for all your charcuterie delights, while the engraved design adds that extra wow factor to your presentation. Whether it’s a gift or a treat for yourself, this engraved charcuterie board is perfect for entertaining or making everyday snacks feel extra special. Turn your nibbles into a masterpiece with this one-of-a-kind creation from Unicorn Fart Productions! Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

Get ready to impress your guests with this laser-engraved charcuterie board, featuring a stunning tree design etched with precision by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions in the heart of the Macedon Ranges. Not just any serving board, this beauty combines rustic charm with a dash of modern flair! Charcuterie (that’s fancy talk for an epic spread of cured meats, cheeses, fruits, and snacks) has never looked better. With the engraved tree symbolising nature’s bounty, this board is a perfect backdrop for your culinary creations. The intricate tree design captures the elegance of the outdoors, making it a delightful addition to any table setting. Crafted from high-quality timber and fitted with a handy serving handle, this board isn’t just about looks—it’s also super functional. Whether you’re entertaining friends or indulging in a cozy night of snacks, the board provides ample space to lay out your charcuterie masterpieces. So go ahead, let this tree-engraved board be the star of your next gathering! Perfect as a gift or a treat for yourself, it’s the ultimate combination of beauty, practicality, and a little bit of Unicorn Fart magic. Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

Positive vibes only, please! Before stepping into this sanctuary, guests must pass the ultimate vibe check. Our “Check Your Energy Before You Come in My House” doormat brings the sass while setting the tone for a peaceful home environment. Lovingly handcrafted by Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this doormat serves as a gentle reminder to leave negativity at the door. Each mat is made to order, ensuring a unique, high-quality piece that adds both style and a sense of humour to your entryway. Product Highlights: Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions Quirky design perfect for anyone who values good energy and good vibes Made to order for a personal touch and superior quality Crafted with durable materials that can handle whatever energy walks through your door! Whether you're a zen master or just like to keep things light, this fun doormat helps you set the tone before people even step inside. Make your space a haven of positivity with Unicorn Fart Productions today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected  

Start your day with a dose of caffeine and a splash of sass with our Naughty Words coffee cup, designed exclusively for the adults who appreciate a little cheek with their morning brew. Handcrafted locally in the Macedon Ranges, this 11oz white ceramic mug is the perfect blend of style, humor, and functionality. Featuring a sturdy handle and a crisp, clean design, this mug is all about making a statement—one that’s sure to get a laugh (or maybe a raised eyebrow) every time you take a sip. Whether you’re looking to spice up your kitchen cupboard or searching for a gift that’s as bold as your favorite coffee lover, this mug is the ideal choice. It’s dishwasher-safe, microwave-friendly, and guaranteed to add a little extra spice to your morning routine. Because let’s face it, sometimes you just need a cup that tells it like it is—no filter required. Size: 82mm x  95mm (h) Packaged in a Cardboard Box

Meet the Wooden Cheese/Wine Board Pair - the perfect party must-have for your next gathering. Crafted from luscious acacia wood, this platter is ideal for serving up mouthwatering cheese, wine, or appetisers. Say cheese, because it's the perfect small addition to your holiday shopping list for an unforgettable event. Made in The Macedon Ranges by a local small family business Unicorn Fart Productions.   Dimensions/Size: 21cm (L) x 12cm (W) x 1.4cm (D)

Introducing the Wooden Cheese / Wine Board Pair, the perfect addition to your next party or holiday gathering. This handcrafted acacia wood serving board is perfect for serving up cheese, wine, or appetizers. Hello is it Brie you're looking for? So add the Small Wooden Cheese / Wine Board Pair to your holiday shopping list and make your next party or gathering a memorable one. Dimensions/Size: 21cm (L) x 12cm (W) x 1.4cm (D)

  Introducing the Cheese / Wine Board Pair, the perfect accompaniment for your upcoming soirée or festive celebration. This artisan-crafted acacia wood serving board is ideal for presenting cheese, wine, or appetisers. Wine & Cheese, Pairs well with Friends So don't forget to add the Wooden Cheese / Wine Board Pair to your holiday shopping list and elevate your next gathering to a memorable event. Proudly made in The Macedon Ranges by a quirky yet talented local family business: Unicorn Fart Productions! Dimensions/Size: 21cm (L) x 12cm (W) x 1.4cm (D)

Looking for a fun addition to your next soirée or celebration? Check out our Cheese / Wine Board Pair! This artisanal acacia wood serving board is perfect for sharing cheese, wine, or appetisers.  And with its Wine & Cheese, Pairs well with Friends pattern, it's sure to be a hit! Make sure to add it to your holiday shopping list for a memorable gathering.   Proudly made in The Macedon Ranges by a quirky yet talented local family business: Unicorn Fart Productions! Dimensions/Size: 21cm (L) x 12cm (W) x 1.4cm (D)

For the backyard chicken whisperer who’s not just raising hens but absolutely crushing it, this laser-engraved serving board is the perfect blend of rustic charm and farmyard fun. Crafted from Acacia timber and made by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this board is as durable as it is stylish. Whether you’re serving up fresh eggs, cheese, or a feast fit for a flock, it’s a conversation starter that will have guests clucking with laughter. Laser Engraved Design – Deeply etched with the cheeky phrase: "I never dreamed I'd be a super cool chicken lady... but here I am, killing it!" accompanied by beautifully detailed hens and roosters. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – A locally crafted piece that supports small artisans and brings authentic country character to your kitchen. Perfect for Entertaining – Ideal for serving charcuterie, bread, or fresh farm-to-table goodies with style. Rustic and Functional – The sturdy handle with a hole allows for easy hanging when not in use, doubling as a charming kitchen display. This serving board makes the ultimate gift for chicken lovers, homesteaders, and farm-fresh enthusiasts. Whether it’s for Mother’s Day, a birthday, or just because, it’s a practical yet hilarious way to celebrate farm life. Because let’s face it—being a chicken lady is no small feat, and you deserve a board that proves you’re doing it right. Dimensions/Size: 42cm (H) x 17cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)

Spread holiday cheer with our unique Christmas Jumper Gift Card Holder. Each one is handcrafted and hand painted with a festive jumper design. Made of timber and laser engraved, it's the perfect way to present your gift cards. Support a local family owned small business from the Macedon Ranges, Victoria. (Gift cards not included) Don’t miss out—these delightful gift card holders are flying off the shelves. Whether you’re celebrating Christmas, a birthday, or just because, make your gift stand out with a handcrafted treasure that combines practical charm with a sprinkle of festive flair!

Make your Christmas dinner extra special this year with the Christmas Napkin Orb from Unicorn Fart Productions. This unique orb is the perfect centrepiece for your table and will really bring the festive spirit alive! Not only is it a statement piece that’s sure to create an eye-catching atmosphere, but it also provides napkins for all of your meal times over the course of the holiday. The napkins are made from ultra-soft materials so they not only provide good absorbency but will ensure added comfort during long meals too. With its stunning design and multiple practical benefits, this Christmas Napkin Orb is guaranteed to make every mealtime special. Order today to get in the festive spirit and add a touch of elegance to your Christmas table!

Make your Christmas dinner extra special this year with the Christmas Napkin Orb from Unicorn Fart Productions. This unique orb is the perfect centrepiece for your table and will really bring the festive spirit alive! Not only is it a statement piece that’s sure to create an eye-catching atmosphere, but it also provides napkins for all of your meal times over the course of the holiday. The napkins are made from ultra-soft materials so they not only provide good absorbency but will ensure added comfort during long meals too. With its stunning design and multiple practical benefits, this Christmas Napkin Orb is guaranteed to make every mealtime special. Order today to get in the festive spirit and add a touch of elegance to your Christmas table!

Make your Christmas dinner extra special this year with the Christmas Napkin Orb from Unicorn Fart Productions. This unique orb is the perfect centrepiece for your table and will really bring the festive spirit alive! Not only is it a statement piece that’s sure to create an eye-catching atmosphere, but it also provides napkins for all of your meal times over the course of the holiday. The napkins are made from ultra-soft materials so they not only provide good absorbency but will ensure added comfort during long meals too. With its stunning design and multiple practical benefits, this Christmas Napkin Orb is guaranteed to make every mealtime special. Order today to get in the festive spirit and add a touch of elegance to your Christmas table!

Make your Christmas dinner extra special this year with the Christmas Napkin Orb from Unicorn Fart Productions. This unique orb is the perfect centrepiece for your table and will really bring the festive spirit alive! Not only is it a statement piece that’s sure to create an eye-catching atmosphere, but it also provides napkins for all of your meal times over the course of the holiday. The napkins are made from ultra-soft materials so they not only provide good absorbency but will ensure added comfort during long meals too. With its stunning design and multiple practical benefits, this Christmas Napkin Orb is guaranteed to make every mealtime special. Order today to get in the festive spirit and add a touch of elegance to your Christmas table!