Santa Knows Xmas - Unicorn Fart Productions

Santa Knows Xmas

$11.00

Description

🎄“Santa Knows You’ve Been a C*nt” Ornament – The Naughty List Never Looked So Good 🎁

You can’t spell “Christmas cheer” without blunt honesty and a sprinkle of savage sass – and this 3D-printed gem delivers both in festive AF style.

Behold: the Adults-Only Ornament that says what everyone’s thinking but Grandma’s too polite to admit. Perfect for the tree, office Secret Santa, or that one mate who thinks “Elf on the Shelf” is a personality trait.

Lovingly designed and 3D printed right here in Woodend, Victoria, this little red truth bomb is crafted with precision, sarcasm, and a healthy lack of filter. Featuring bold lettering, a cheeky bow, and enough glittery attitude to get you instantly banned from the church Christmas pageant.

🎅 For adults who:
– Have a sense of humour darker than Santa’s coal stash
– Are tired of pretending they’re on the “nice” list
– Deserve a holiday roast (the verbal kind)

Warning: Not safe for kids, Karens, or reindeer with delicate sensibilities.

Hang it. Own it. Shock your in-laws.
Because Santa sees everything… and he’s got receipts.

Product Care

Wipe, Don’t Wash
Your ornament is not a fan of dishwashers, baths, or snowstorms. If it gets dusty or fingerprinty, use a soft dry cloth or a very gently damp one. No scrubbing. This diva bruises easily.

Avoid Direct Sunlight
Like most shady characters, it prefers a cool, calm corner. Too much time in the sun can lead to fading, warping, or a complete loss of attitude. No one wants a sad, saggy ornament.

Keep Away from Heat Sources
3D printed plastic and open flame are a match made in disaster. Don’t hang it above heaters, near candles, or around anyone prone to spontaneous combustion.

Not a Toy
This decoration is rated M for Mature. Keep it out of reach of curious kids and delicate relatives. It's not made to be chewed, cuddled, or explained to your mother-in-law.

Store Smart
When the festive season’s over, pop it into a sturdy box with a little padding. Think of it like your seasonal sass—fragile, fabulous, and best kept safe until the next dramatic entrance.

Shipping Time

Some of our awesome products are made to order! That means your unique piece is crafted just for you, with love and care, right here in the Macedon Ranges. So, while it might take a little longer to arrive, it’s worth the wait!

Production time: 1–3 days.
Shipping time: 3–7 days.
Express shipping: 1–4 days.

All orders are shipped by Australia Post and include tracking. You will receive a tracking number once the order is fulfilled.

Local Pickup

Local pick-up is available from Woodend, Victoria!

You’ll get an email when your item is ready. We will also contact you to arrange a pick-up date and time that works for you.

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12/29/2024

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These handcrafted Christmas ornaments are absolutely beautiful!

The attention to detail and quality craftsmanship make them truly special. Each piece adds a unique, personal touch to my tree, and they’re perfect for creating a warm, festive atmosphere.

A wonderful way to support local artisans and bring charm to the holidays!

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12/29/2024