Get a grip on your keys with our Playful multicolour octopus keychain! This handcrafted piece from Woodend, Victoria. A unique, lively touch to your everyday essentials. Made from vibrant, laser-cut acrylic, the octopus design features multiple colours that create a fun, eye-catching effect, guaranteed to stand out. Its quirky design is sure to make a splash and add a dash of personality to your daily routine—say goodbye to boring, run-of-the-mill keychains! Each keychain is made with care, ensuring that no two are exactly alike, so you can carry a truly unique accessory wherever you go. Whether attached to your keys, purse, or backpack, this octopus keychain brings a sense of whimsy and charm to the smallest details of your day.

You dont need to be crazy to work here. We'll Train You...  Each magnet is carefully handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by the quirky team at Unicorn Fart Productions. Made from quality wood, these magnets feature laser-engraved sarcastic phrases that are here to stay—just like those endless snack requests! Strong, durable, and full of rustic charm, they’re not only great for holding up your grocery lists but also for bringing a cheeky flair to your kitchen. Whether you’re trying to negotiate with your tiny tyrants or simply hold it together, these sarcastic magnets will lighten the load. They also make the perfect gift for parents (or friends) who need a little laugh to get through the day. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 80mm x 52mm x 3mm  

Friend: Your kids have so much energy, where do they get it from... : ME - Im pretty sure they suck it directly from my soul... Infused with sass and a deep well of patience (because, let's face it, parenting demands both!), these magnets offer a much-needed splash of humor to your daily routine. Why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh through the chaos? Each magnet is carefully handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by the quirky team at Unicorn Fart Productions. Made from quality wood, these magnets feature laser-engraved sarcastic phrases that are here to stay—just like those endless snack requests! Strong, durable, and full of rustic charm, they’re not only great for holding up your grocery lists but also for bringing a cheeky flair to your kitchen. Whether you’re trying to negotiate with your tiny tyrants or simply hold it together, these sarcastic magnets will lighten the load. They also make the perfect gift for parents (or friends) who need a little laugh to get through the day. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

Did you ever think shopping would be the highlight of your day? Have Kids Crafted with a dash of sass and a whole lot of patience (trust us, we know the struggle!), these magnets bring some much-needed humor to your daily chaos. When life hands you impatient little versions of yourself, why not throw some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh through the madness? Each magnet is lovingly handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria, by the creative team at Unicorn Fart Productions. Made from high-quality wood and featuring laser-engraved, cheeky phrases, these durable and rustic magnets do more than just hold up your grocery lists—they add a playful twist to your kitchen decor. Whether you're negotiating snack time for the hundredth time or just trying to survive another day, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. Perfect for yourself or as a fun gift for parents (or friends) who could use a little comic relief in their daily whirlwind. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

Please dont say hurtful things likePlease dont say hurtful things like, before it's disgusting again. Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets. Crafted with a touch of sass and a lot of patience (trust us, we get it), these magnets bring a much-needed dose of humor to your daily grind. After all, when life hands you little impatient versions of yourself, why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh it off? Each magnet is handcrafted from wood, with every sarcastic phrase laser-engraved for maximum impact. Durable and charmingly rustic, these magnets not only keep your notes and grocery lists secure but also add a hilarious flair to your kitchen decor. Whether you're battling through the latest snack request or just trying to hold it all together, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. They're also the perfect gift for any parent (or friend) who needs a little comic relief in their day-to-day chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

My Goal as a Parent.... Dont raise Arseholes, Finish the Laundry, Everything else is negotiable. Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – my goal as a parent, but your fridge shouldn't be! Crafted with a touch of sass and a lot of patience (trust us, we get it), these magnets bring a much-needed dose of humor to your daily grind. After all, when life hands you little impatient versions of yourself, why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh it off? Each magnet is handcrafted from wood, with every sarcastic phrase laser-engraved for maximum impact. Durable and charmingly rustic, these magnets not only keep your notes and grocery lists secure but also add a hilarious flair to your kitchen decor. Whether you're battling through the latest snack request or just trying to hold it all together, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. They're also the perfect gift for any parent (or friend) who needs a little comic relief in their day-to-day chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

Please dont say hurtful things like: Mum what's for dinner. Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – Please dont say hurtful things like, but your fridge shouldn't be! Crafted with a touch of sass and a lot of patience (trust us, we get it), these magnets bring a much-needed dose of humor to your daily grind. After all, when life hands you little impatient versions of yourself, why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh it off? Each magnet is handcrafted from wood, with every sarcastic phrase laser-engraved for maximum impact. Durable and charmingly rustic, these magnets not only keep your notes and grocery lists secure but also add a hilarious flair to your kitchen decor. Whether you're battling through the latest snack request or just trying to hold it all together, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. They're also the perfect gift for any parent (or friend) who needs a little comic relief in their day-to-day chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

What i said: I Have to Pee, What my kids hear: Family Meeting, Assemble in the Bathroom. Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – I Have to Pee, What my kids hear: Family Meeting, Assemble in the Bathroom, but your fridge shouldn't be! Crafted with a sprinkle of sass and a whole lot of understanding (we’ve been there!), these magnets deliver the humor you didn’t know your kitchen needed. When life throws little impatient mini-yous your way, slap some sarcasm on the fridge and have a good laugh instead of a meltdown! Each magnet is meticulously handcrafted from wood, with laser-engraved cheeky phrases that pack a punch. Strong, rustic, and loaded with personality, these magnets don’t just hold your grocery lists—they bring a smile to your face every time you reach for the fridge. Whether you're negotiating snack time or just trying to keep it together, these sarcastic wonders are here to brighten your day. They're also the perfect gift for parents (or friends) who could use a little comic relief in their daily whirlwind of chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

Looking for a way to keep dirt and mud out of your home? Introducing the Custom Door Mat! This fun and festive mat is made of natural coir and has a vinyl base to keep it firmly in place. It's the perfect way to keep your shoes clean while also adding a touch of personality to your entranceway. Plus, you can choose from a variety of messages or even add your own custom message and logo to make it your own. So don't wait any longer. Add the Custom Door Mat to your cart today! Once you have made your selections, we will send you an email to get further information like logos, photos and additional requests. Door Mat Size : 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir  Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

The "Elf-tastic" Timber Box Set: Five Little Helpers for Your Christmas Tree Ho, ho, ho! Meet the jolliest bunch of merry-makers this side of the North Pole—our handcrafted Elf-tastic Timber Box Set! Nestled in a beautiful wooden box, these five Christmas elves are ready to sprinkle a little holiday mischief and a whole lot of cheer on your Christmas tree. Why These Elves Are the Real Deal of Christmas Handcrafted in Woodend: Each elf is carefully engraved by a local family in Woodend, Victoria. These little guys may be small, but they’re packed with big personality and even bigger holiday spirit! Timber Treasure: Made from high-quality plywood, these ornaments bring the warmth of a cozy log cabin straight to your tree. It’s like giving your tree a little slice of the Woodend wilderness! Box of Cheer: The elves come nestled in a charming timber box, making it the perfect gift—or a special treat for yourself. It’s like opening a present within a present, with five jolly surprises inside! Elf-tastic Fun: Each elf has its own unique look and cheeky expression, ready to bring some playful magic to your holiday season. Whether they’re hanging out on your tree or getting into mischief around the house, these elves will keep the holiday spirit alive! Support Local: By welcoming these elves into your home, you're supporting a family-owned small business that puts love and care into every creation. Now that's what we call spreading the holiday cheer! So, let our Elf-tastic Timber Box Set make your Christmas tree the most festive and fun it’s ever been. These little helpers are ready to work their holiday magic—no Santa suit required! Ornament Size: 7cm diameter Timber Case: 8.5 cm x 10cm Optional customised message on the rear or the timber box.

Introducing the most delightful and quirky dog lead holders that bring both function and fun into your home! Handcrafted with care and precision by the creative family business, Unicorn Fart Productions, these unique holders are proudly made right here in Woodend, Victoria. Designed with a playful dog bum silhouette, they’re not just practical—they're guaranteed to spark joy every time you head out for a walk with your four-legged friend. Each dog lead holder is meticulously crafted from high-quality materials, making them as durable as they are charming. Whether you’re looking for a sleek and modern look with the black and white designs, or something more rustic with natural wood tones, there’s a style to suit every décor. The laser-cut detailing adds an extra touch of craftsmanship, ensuring that every piece stands out with its own unique flair. But that’s not all—what makes these holders truly special is the ability to customise them with your dog’s name! Imagine seeing your pup’s name alongside their cute little bum every time you grab the leash—it’s a fun, personalised touch that makes these holders a perfect gift for any dog lover or even a treat for yourself. Whether you're hanging up leads, collars, or even your keys, these holders are as functional as they are adorable. Easy to install and sturdy enough to handle daily use, they add a whimsical yet practical element to your entryway, hallway, or mudroom. And since they're handmade by a local family business, you're also supporting small artisans with every purchase. Bring a little laughter and charm to your space with these dog lead holders—because who says everyday items can’t be both cute and clever? Woof and wag your way to a more organised (and fun!) home!  Sizes: 15cm x 15cm x 4cm (Approx)

Looking for the perfect personalised gift? Our Custom Engraved Wooden Serving Board, handmade in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions, is here to charm! This beautiful board is not only a functional kitchen staple but also a heartwarming keepsake. The standout feature is the gorgeous engraved tree of life design, symbolising growth, strength, and family. Below the tree, you can add your own customised name and date, making it a perfect gift for weddings, anniversaries, or housewarmings. Crafted from sustainably sourced wood, each board is unique with its natural grain patterns, ensuring no two pieces are alike. Whether used as a serving board for your next gathering or displayed as a decorative piece, this customisable item is sure to become a family treasure. Why you’ll love it: • Customisable: Add your own name and date for a personal touch! • Handcrafted with love in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions. • Made from premium, eco-friendly wood. • Perfect for weddings, anniversaries, or housewarming gifts. Make it yours, or give the gift of something truly special! Dimensions/Size: 40cm (L) x 30cm (W) x 1.4cm (D)

Bring a little Grinchy mischief to your tree this year with our Custom Grinch Hand Christmas Ornaments! Order yours today in 2 easy steps: Step 1 - Pick your style Step 2 - Add you name Whether you're a fan of festive fun or just want to keep the holiday humor alive, these personalised ornaments are the perfect way to add a cheeky touch to your Christmas decor. With the Grinch's iconic green hand holding a custom name bauble, it's a playful nod to the fact that even the Grinch can't steal your holiday joy!  Each ornament is carefully handcrafted from high-quality timber and acrylic, ensuring a durable and beautiful addition to your festive collection. Whether you're decorating your own tree or gifting to a friend, this one-of-a-kind ornament is sure to stand out. You can customize it with any name, making it a thoughtful and fun gift for loved ones of all ages. Plus, it's made with love right here in Woodend, Victoria by our local family-run business. Perfect for those who love a touch of humor in their holiday setup, this ornament is a great conversation starter. From the Grinch fanatics to the Christmas lovers, everyone will appreciate this unique decoration that adds personality and charm to the season.  Get ready to spread some holiday cheer – Grinch-style – with our Custom Grinch Hand Ornaments. Make yours today and let the holiday fun begin!  Size: 11cm (H) 8cm (W)

Unicorn Fart Productions: Personalised Timber Gift Card Holders Looking for a gift that’s as unique as your sense of humor? Look no further than our handcrafted timber gift card holders from the whimsical world of Unicorn Fart Productions! Nestled in the heart of the Macedon Ranges, our small family business is dedicated to crafting one-of-a-kind keepsakes that are as charming as they are cheeky. Each gift card holder is lovingly designed, laser-engraved, and hand-painted to perfection by our team of woodcraft wizards. Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, holiday, or just want to say, “Hey, you’re awesome,” our custom holders add that special touch that turns an ordinary gift card into something extraordinary. Personalise your holder with a name, message, or inside joke that’ll make the recipient smile from ear to ear. And because we know no two gift-givers are alike, you can choose from a variety of designs that reflect your unique style—whether it’s classic, quirky, or delightfully over-the-top. Perfect for any occasion, these timber treasures are more than just a way to hold a gift card; they’re a keepsake that’ll be cherished long after the card has been spent. So, why settle for generic when you can give a gift that’s bursting with personality? Grab yours today, and let the magic of Unicorn Fart Productions bring a little extra joy to someone’s day!

Get ready to make counting down to Christmas the most fun and festive part of the season! Introducing our Handcrafted Christmas Countdown Disks Personalised with your child's name, designed by the quirky geniuses at Unicorn Fart Productions. Whether you're all about reindeer, Santa, or that timeless ugly sweater, these disks are here to add a splash of joy to your holiday décor. Personalise it! Add your name to the countdown and watch as the excitement builds up day by day. With the easy-to-use sliding mechanism, adjusting the days till Christmas is a breeze, even when you're elbow-deep in wrapping paper. Handcrafted with love and a sprinkle of holiday magic in the Macedon Ranges, these countdown disks are more than just decorations—they're an experience. Don't let the holiday season slip by without grabbing one (or all) of these popular countdowns, because nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a custom countdown that keeps the festive spirit alive right up until Santa squeezes down the chimney! Diameter : 8cm

Unwrap a bundle of joy with our handcrafted timber Gift Card Holder, designed to make every gift card exchange a delight! Expertly made by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions in the charming town of Woodend, Victoria. This isn’t just a gift card holder—it’s a statement of style and cheer. Each holder is hand assembled and painted with meticulous care, featuring five festive designs that are sure to spread holiday magic: Merry Rudolf, The Merry Elf, Ho Ho Mrs Claus, Ho Ho Rudolph, and good old Frost feeling Merry. Choose the design that best matches your holiday spirit or mix and match for a playful touch! But it gets even better—our clever design allows the gift card to slide out effortlessly from the side, adding an extra element of fun and surprise to your gift-giving. Plus, the back of the holder is the perfect spot for your custom message. Show your appreciation and make your card truly unforgettable with a personal touch that says, “You’re special!” Don’t miss out—these delightful gift card holders are flying off the shelves. Whether you’re celebrating Christmas, a birthday, or just because, make your gift stand out with a handcrafted treasure that combines practical charm with a sprinkle of festive flair!

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Looking for a way to keep dirt and mud out of your home? Introducing the Custom Door Mat! This fun and festive mat is made of natural coir and has a vinyl base to keep it firmly in place. It's the perfect way to keep your shoes clean while also adding a touch of personality to your entranceway. Plus, you can choose from a variety of messages or even add your own custom message and logo to make it your own. So don't wait any longer. Add the Custom Door Mat to your cart today! Once you have made your selections, we will send you an email to get further information like logos, photos and additional requests. Door Mat Size : 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir  Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Welcome Please leave by 9 Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for adding a touch of humor to your home. Made from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. Not only is this doormat functional, but it also adds personality to your home. Handmade in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, it adds an extra touch of charm to your doorstep. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material: Front - Coir, Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Let’s get one thing straight – the cat runs this house! Our “Cats Welcome, People Tolerated” doormat is the perfect way to set the record straight right from the doorstep. For cat lovers who know who’s really in charge, this cheeky mat offers a warm welcome to your furry friends and a humorous heads-up for everyone else. Handcrafted with love by Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this doormat is made to order to ensure a unique, high-quality piece that will have your guests chuckling before they even step inside. ✨ Product Highlights: Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions Hilarious and relatable design for cat enthusiasts Made to order for personalised charm and durability Built to withstand heavy foot (or paw) traffic, because let’s face it – cats rule, and people just visit! Show the world where your loyalty truly lies – with your feline overlords, of course. Grab your Cats Welcome, People Tolerated doormat today and make your entryway a meow-worthy masterpiece! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected  

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This fun and quirky mat is perfect for those who want to add a little humour to their home. Made from natural coir, this mat is both durable and easy to clean, making it perfect for those who want to keep their floors clean. The PVC base ensures that your shoes stay clean and mud-free, while the funny and humorous design will put a smile on your face every time you enter your home. So why not add a little personality to your home with a great doormat? Plus, it's made by a child in the Macedon Ranges, so it's sure to put a smile on your face every time you see it. So why wait? Order your Custom Door Mat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir  Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Unicorn Fart Productions: Personalised Timber Gift Card Holders Looking for a gift that’s as unique as your sense of humor? Look no further than our handcrafted timber gift card holders from the whimsical world of Unicorn Fart Productions! Nestled in the heart of the Macedon Ranges, our small family business is dedicated to crafting one-of-a-kind keepsakes that are as charming as they are cheeky. Each gift card holder is lovingly designed, laser-engraved, and hand-painted to perfection by our team of woodcraft wizards. Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, holiday, or just want to say, “Hey, you’re awesome,” our custom holders add that special touch that turns an ordinary gift card into something extraordinary. Personalise your holder with a name, message, or inside joke that’ll make the recipient smile from ear to ear. And because we know no two gift-givers are alike, you can choose from a variety of designs that reflect your unique style—whether it’s classic, quirky, or delightfully over-the-top. Perfect for any occasion, these timber treasures are more than just a way to hold a gift card; they’re a keepsake that’ll be cherished long after the card has been spent. So, why settle for generic when you can give a gift that’s bursting with personality? Grab yours today, and let the magic of Unicorn Fart Productions bring a little extra joy to someone’s day!

Spread holiday cheer with our unique Christmas Jumper Gift Card Holder. Each one is handcrafted and hand painted with a festive jumper design. Made of timber and laser engraved, it's the perfect way to present your gift cards. Support a local family owned small business from the Macedon Ranges, Victoria. (Gift cards not included) Don’t miss out—these delightful gift card holders are flying off the shelves. Whether you’re celebrating Christmas, a birthday, or just because, make your gift stand out with a handcrafted treasure that combines practical charm with a sprinkle of festive flair!

Unwrap a bundle of joy with our handcrafted timber Gift Card Holder, designed to make every gift card exchange a delight! Expertly made by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions in the charming town of Woodend, Victoria. This isn’t just a gift card holder—it’s a statement of style and cheer. Each holder is hand assembled and painted with meticulous care, featuring five festive designs that are sure to spread holiday magic: Merry Rudolf, The Merry Elf, Ho Ho Mrs Claus, Ho Ho Rudolph, and good old Frost feeling Merry. Choose the design that best matches your holiday spirit or mix and match for a playful touch! But it gets even better—our clever design allows the gift card to slide out effortlessly from the side, adding an extra element of fun and surprise to your gift-giving. Plus, the back of the holder is the perfect spot for your custom message. Show your appreciation and make your card truly unforgettable with a personal touch that says, “You’re special!” Don’t miss out—these delightful gift card holders are flying off the shelves. Whether you’re celebrating Christmas, a birthday, or just because, make your gift stand out with a handcrafted treasure that combines practical charm with a sprinkle of festive flair!

Introducing the ultimate token of appreciation for your favorite teacher. A handcrafted gift card holder in the delightful shape of a coffee cup! T his isn't just any coffee cup; it's a beautifully crafted, laser-engraved work of art designed to make your teacher's day. Each piece is meticulously hand-assembled and hand-painted by the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions, right in the heart of the Woodend in the Macedon Ranges. Imagine their delight when they open this charming cup to find their gift card sliding out from the top, just like the perfect brew being served. But wait, there's more! You can add your own custom message on the rear of the cup, creating a personalised touch that shows just how much you appreciate all their hard work and dedication. This unique and whimsical gift holder not only makes gifting easy but also adds a splash of fun and personality to the process. Whether you're saying thank you, celebrating a special occasion, or just showing some extra love, this coffee cup gift card holder is a sweet and memorable way to do it. Make your gesture stand out with this handcrafted gem from Unicorn Fart Productions—because every teacher deserves a little extra cheer, and every gift deserves a touch of magic! Dimensions: 13cm x 10cm

Say thank you to a special teacher with a gift that's as unique as they are! Our handcrafted personalised teacher gift is laser-engraved with the heartwarming message, "Never forget the difference you've made," making it a perfect tribute to their hard work and dedication.  Crafted and painted by the talented local team at Unicorn Fart Productions in the picturesque Macedon Ranges, this gift isn't just charming it's packed with thoughtful details. A delightful gift card slides out from the middle, adding a personal touch to your gratitude. Plus, a custom Christmas message on the rear ensures your gift is festive and memorable. Celebrate the impact of a great teacher with this fun, engaging, and beautifully crafted keepsake. It's more than just a present; it's a heartfelt thank you wrapped in creativity and care! Dimensions: 11cm x 8cm

Give the gift of inspiration with our handcrafted, personalised teacher gift perfect for showing your appreciation this holiday season! This delightful creation features a vibrant rainbow and laser-engraved words of wisdom that are sure to brighten any teacher's day. Handcrafted and painted by the talented local team at Unicorn Fart Productions in the Macedon Ranges, each piece is a true labor of love.  The fun doesn’t stop there! A charming gift card slides out from the middle, making your gift even more special. Plus, a custom Christmas message on the rear adds a personal touch that’s sure to make your teacher smile. Celebrate your favorite educator with this unique, heartfelt token of thanks that combines artistry and thoughtfulness in one dazzling package. Dimensions: 11cm x 8cm

Give your favorite teacher a gift that's as unique as they are with our handcrafted, personalised affirmation keepsake! This delightful creation from the talented team at Unicorn Fart Productions is laser engraved with uplifting affirmations and your own custom message because teachers deserve to hear just how amazing they are.  Crafted and painted with love by our local Macedon Ranges artisans, this piece also features a clever gift card that slides out from the middle, adding a surprise element to your thoughtful present. And just when you think it can't get any better, flip it over to reveal a custom Christmas message on the rear. It's the perfect blend of functionality and festive cheer, making it a memorable gift for any occasion.  Celebrate your teacher in style and spread some holiday joy with this one-of-a-kind token of appreciation! Dimensions: 11cm x 8cm

Looking for a teacher gift that stands out? Look no further! Our handcrafted, personalised gift for teachers is a class act. With a laser-engraved message that reads "World's Best Teacher Hands Down," this keepsake is as unique as the amazing teacher it's meant for. Handcrafted and painted to perfection by the creative geniuses at Unicorn Fart Productions in the beautiful Macedon Ranges, this piece is more than just a token of appreciation—it's a mini masterpiece. But wait, there's more! Flip it over to reveal a custom Christmas message on the back, adding an extra touch of holiday cheer. And here’s the best part: there's a secret slot at the top where a gift card slides out, making it a surprise within a surprise! Perfect for adding a personal touch to your thanks, this fun and functional gift is sure to earn you an A+ in gratitude. Dimensions: 16cm x 7cm