You dont need to be crazy to work here. We'll Train You...  Each magnet is carefully handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by the quirky team at Unicorn Fart Productions. Made from quality wood, these magnets feature laser-engraved sarcastic phrases that are here to stay—just like those endless snack requests! Strong, durable, and full of rustic charm, they’re not only great for holding up your grocery lists but also for bringing a cheeky flair to your kitchen. Whether you’re trying to negotiate with your tiny tyrants or simply hold it together, these sarcastic magnets will lighten the load. They also make the perfect gift for parents (or friends) who need a little laugh to get through the day. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 80mm x 52mm x 3mm  

Friend: Your kids have so much energy, where do they get it from... : ME - Im pretty sure they suck it directly from my soul... Infused with sass and a deep well of patience (because, let's face it, parenting demands both!), these magnets offer a much-needed splash of humor to your daily routine. Why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh through the chaos? Each magnet is carefully handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by the quirky team at Unicorn Fart Productions. Made from quality wood, these magnets feature laser-engraved sarcastic phrases that are here to stay—just like those endless snack requests! Strong, durable, and full of rustic charm, they’re not only great for holding up your grocery lists but also for bringing a cheeky flair to your kitchen. Whether you’re trying to negotiate with your tiny tyrants or simply hold it together, these sarcastic magnets will lighten the load. They also make the perfect gift for parents (or friends) who need a little laugh to get through the day. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

Did you ever think shopping would be the highlight of your day? Have Kids Crafted with a dash of sass and a whole lot of patience (trust us, we know the struggle!), these magnets bring some much-needed humor to your daily chaos. When life hands you impatient little versions of yourself, why not throw some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh through the madness? Each magnet is lovingly handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria, by the creative team at Unicorn Fart Productions. Made from high-quality wood and featuring laser-engraved, cheeky phrases, these durable and rustic magnets do more than just hold up your grocery lists—they add a playful twist to your kitchen decor. Whether you're negotiating snack time for the hundredth time or just trying to survive another day, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. Perfect for yourself or as a fun gift for parents (or friends) who could use a little comic relief in their daily whirlwind. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

Please dont say hurtful things likePlease dont say hurtful things like, before it's disgusting again. Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets. Crafted with a touch of sass and a lot of patience (trust us, we get it), these magnets bring a much-needed dose of humor to your daily grind. After all, when life hands you little impatient versions of yourself, why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh it off? Each magnet is handcrafted from wood, with every sarcastic phrase laser-engraved for maximum impact. Durable and charmingly rustic, these magnets not only keep your notes and grocery lists secure but also add a hilarious flair to your kitchen decor. Whether you're battling through the latest snack request or just trying to hold it all together, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. They're also the perfect gift for any parent (or friend) who needs a little comic relief in their day-to-day chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

My Goal as a Parent.... Dont raise Arseholes, Finish the Laundry, Everything else is negotiable. Introducing our Handmade Wooden Sarcastic Fridge Magnets – my goal as a parent, but your fridge shouldn't be! Crafted with a touch of sass and a lot of patience (trust us, we get it), these magnets bring a much-needed dose of humor to your daily grind. After all, when life hands you little impatient versions of yourself, why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh it off? Each magnet is handcrafted from wood, with every sarcastic phrase laser-engraved for maximum impact. Durable and charmingly rustic, these magnets not only keep your notes and grocery lists secure but also add a hilarious flair to your kitchen decor. Whether you're battling through the latest snack request or just trying to hold it all together, these sarcastic gems are here to lighten the mood. They're also the perfect gift for any parent (or friend) who needs a little comic relief in their day-to-day chaos. Why You'll Love It: Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens. Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos. Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk. A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift. So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee.  Made in Woodend, Victoria  Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

Discover the epitome of elegance with our Handmade Acrylic Earrings, meticulously crafted in the scenic Macedon Ranges. Each pair is a unique masterpiece, skillfully designed to elevate your style.Made from premium-quality acrylic, these earrings boast vibrant colours and a polished finish, ensuring durability and timeless beauty. The hypoallergenic stainless steel hooks and rings provide a secure and comfortable fit, making them suitable for even the most sensitive skin.Indulge in the artistry of the Macedon Ranges and adorn yourself with these accessories. Elevate your look effortlessly with our Handmade Acrylic Earrings – where quality, craftsmanship, and sophistication converge.

Discover the epitome of elegance with our Handmade Acrylic Earrings, meticulously crafted in the scenic Macedon Ranges. Each pair is a unique masterpiece, skillfully designed to elevate your style.Made from premium-quality acrylic, these earrings boast vibrant colours and a polished finish, ensuring durability and timeless beauty. The hypoallergenic stainless steel hooks and rings provide a secure and comfortable fit, making them suitable for even the most sensitive skin.Indulge in the artistry of the Macedon Ranges and adorn yourself with these accessories. Elevate your look effortlessly with our Handmade Acrylic Earrings – where quality, craftsmanship, and sophistication converge. Note these are translucence, so the colour will change depending on the environment.

Adorn yourself with canine charm! Our Handmade Timber Dog Earrings are a celebration of craftsmanship and companionship. Lovingly carved, these unique accessories capture the essence of man's best friend in every detail. Elevate your style with a touch of nature and a whole lot of personality—because some accessories speak volumes, even in a whisper of wood. Made in Woodend, Victoria

Unleash the peaceful winter vibes with our 3pce JOY Letter Earrings, carefully crafted in the charming Macedon Ranges. Red, Green and the Y is Colour Changing depending on the light, the Colour changing acrylic is very difficult to photograph. These earrings are not just accessories, but wearable art pieces designed to elevate any outfit. Made with hypoallergenic Stainless Steel, they offer both comfort and security for delicate ears. With its sophisticated design and whimsical touch, these earrings are perfect for holiday gatherings or serene winter strolls. Experience the beauty and serenity of handmade craftsmanship with our 3pce JOY Letter Earrings from the Macedon Ranges, each pair a one-of-a-kind example of creativity and attention to detail.

  Indulge in the tranquil charm of winter with our Red Christmas Circle Earrings, adorned with intricate cutouts and carefully handcrafted in the picturesque mountains of Macedon Ranges. These earrings are more than just accessories; they are miniature works of art designed to enhance any outfit. Meticulously crafted from hypoallergenic Stainless Steel, they provide comfort and peace of mind for sensitive ears. The design adds a touch of sophistication and whimsy to your ensemble, making them perfect for festive gatherings or peaceful winter strolls. Embrace the artistry of handmade craftsmanship with our Red Christmas Circle Earrings from the Macedon Ranges. Each pair is a unique testament to creativity and meticulous attention to detail, offering a special way to embrace the beauty and tranquility of the season with every wear.  

Step into the serene beauty of winter with our exquisite 2pce Christmas Holy Earrings featuring intricate Holy Leaf Cutouts, meticulously handcrafted in the picturesque Macedon Ranges. These earrings are not just accessories; they're miniature masterpieces designed to add to just about any outfit. Crafted with care using hypoallergenic Stainless Steel, these earrings ensure comfort and peace of mind for sensitive ears.  The 2pce design, adds a touch of elegance and whimsy to your ensemble. Whether you're attending a festive gathering or enjoying a quiet winter stroll, these earrings are sure to capture attention and admiration wherever you go. Celebrate the artistry of handmade craftsmanship from the Macedon Ranges with our 2pce Christmas Earrings. Each pair is a unique testament to creativity and meticulous detail, offering a special way to embrace the beauty and tranquility of the season with every wear.

Delight in the magic of winter with our enchanting Color Changing Round Earrings featuring delicate Snowflake Cutouts, meticulously handcrafted in the picturesque Macedon Ranges. These earrings are not just accessories; they're miniature works of art, designed to captivate and charm. Note: Earring colours are hard to capture in Photography Due to the colour changing Material. Each pair is lovingly crafted from hypoallergenic Stainless Steel, ensuring comfort and safety for sensitive ears. What makes these earrings truly special is their mesmerizing color-changing acrylic. Watch as they transition through shades of icy blues, frosty whites, and shimmering greens, evoking the tranquil beauty of a snow-covered landscape. The round shape with intricate snowflake cutouts adds a touch of elegance and whimsy, making these earrings a standout piece for any winter occasion. Whether you're attending a holiday party or enjoying a quiet evening by the fire, they're sure to spark conversation and admiration. Celebrate the artistry of handmade craftsmanship from the Macedon Ranges with our Color Changing Round Earrings. Each pair is a testament to creativity and attention to detail, offering a unique way to embrace the beauty of the season with every wear.

Experience the wonder of winter with our mesmerising Color Changing Snowflake Acrylic Earrings, lovingly handcrafted in the Macedon Ranges. These earrings aren't just jewelry; they're a celebration of nature's delicate beauty captured in every unique snowflake shape. Each pair is meticulously crafted with hypoallergenic Stainless Steel, ensuring comfort for even the most sensitive ears. What sets these earrings apart is their magical color-changing acrylic, which glimmers and shifts hues as it catches the light, mimicking the iridescence of freshly fallen snow. Imagine wearing earrings that transform with your mood and the environment, reflecting shades of icy blues, shimmering whites, and hints of frosty greens. They're not just accessories; they're tiny sculptures that capture the essence of winter's charm. Whether you're gifting them to a loved one or treating yourself, our Color Changing Snowflake Acrylic Earrings promise to evoke the joy of the season with every wear. Embrace the artistry of handmade craftsmanship from the Macedon Ranges and let these earrings bring a touch of enchantment to your holiday wardrobe.

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Looking for a way to keep dirt and mud out of your home? Introducing the Custom Door Mat! This fun and festive mat is made of natural coir and has a vinyl base to keep it firmly in place. It's the perfect way to keep your shoes clean while also adding a touch of personality to your entranceway. Plus, you can choose from a variety of messages or even add your own custom message and logo to make it your own. So don't wait any longer. Add the Custom Door Mat to your cart today! Once you have made your selections, we will send you an email to get further information like logos, photos and additional requests. Door Mat Size : 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir  Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Welcome Please leave by 9 Doormat This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for adding a touch of humor to your home. Made from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. Not only is this doormat functional, but it also adds personality to your home. Handmade in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, it adds an extra touch of charm to your doorstep. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material: Front - Coir, Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

This playful and quirky doormat is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their home. Crafted from natural coir, it offers durability and easy maintenance, making it ideal for keeping floors clean. The PVC base keeps your shoes free of mud, while the witty design is guaranteed to make you grin every time you step inside. So why not add some personality to your home with this doormat? Plus, it's made in the Macedon Ranges by a young adult, adding an extra touch of charm. Don't hesitate - get your Doormat today! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected

Let’s get one thing straight – the cat runs this house! Our “Cats Welcome, People Tolerated” doormat is the perfect way to set the record straight right from the doorstep. For cat lovers who know who’s really in charge, this cheeky mat offers a warm welcome to your furry friends and a humorous heads-up for everyone else. Handcrafted with love by Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this doormat is made to order to ensure a unique, high-quality piece that will have your guests chuckling before they even step inside. ✨ Product Highlights: Handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by Unicorn Fart Productions Hilarious and relatable design for cat enthusiasts Made to order for personalised charm and durability Built to withstand heavy foot (or paw) traffic, because let’s face it – cats rule, and people just visit! Show the world where your loyalty truly lies – with your feline overlords, of course. Grab your Cats Welcome, People Tolerated doormat today and make your entryway a meow-worthy masterpiece! Door Mat Size: 600mm x 400mm Material - Front - Coir Rear - PVC Painted and UV Protected