Sarcastic Fridge Magnet - Your Kids Suck..

Friend: Your kids have so much energy, where do they get it from... : ME - Im pretty sure they suck it directly from my soul...

Infused with sass and a deep well of patience (because, let's face it, parenting demands both!), these magnets offer a much-needed splash of humor to your daily routine. Why not stick some sarcasm on the fridge and laugh through the chaos?

Each magnet is carefully handcrafted in Woodend, Victoria by the quirky team at Unicorn Fart Productions. Made from quality wood, these magnets feature laser-engraved sarcastic phrases that are here to stay—just like those endless snack requests! Strong, durable, and full of rustic charm, they’re not only great for holding up your grocery lists but also for bringing a cheeky flair to your kitchen.

Whether you’re trying to negotiate with your tiny tyrants or simply hold it together, these sarcastic magnets will lighten the load. They also make the perfect gift for parents (or friends) who need a little laugh to get through the day.

Why You'll Love It:

Crafted to Last:Handmade from high-quality wood, these magnets are designed to survive even the busiest of kitchens.

Witty Engraving:Featuring laser-engraved quotes that won’t fade, ensuring the sarcasm sticks around as long as the chaos.

Kitchen Must-Have:*From holding up artwork to takeout menus, these magnets do the heavy lifting – with a smirk.

A Perfect Gift:Know someone who could use a laugh (and maybe a nap)? These magnets make for a hilarious, thoughtful gift.

So, grab yours now and turn your fridge into the ultimate sarcastic sanctuary where wit and woodwork meet. After all, if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’re just going to cry into your coffee. 

Made in Woodend, Victoria

 
Size: 70mm x 60mm x 3mm  

Some of our awesome products are made to order! That means your unique piece is crafted just for you, with love and care, right here in the Macedon Ranges. So, while it might take a little longer to arrive, it’s worth the wait!

• Production time: 1–3 days.
• Shipping time: 3–7 days.
• Express shipping: 1–4 days.

All orders are shipped by Australia Post and include tracking. You will receive a tracking number once the order is fulfilled.

Local pick-up is available from Woodend, Victoria! 

You’ll get an email when your item is ready. We will also contact you to arrange a pick-up date and time that works for you.